actor is a dog
Chapter 29
Guan Ye rarely talks about other things with everyone in the content of film reviews, and often ends with five words: You might as well go and see.But this time he adds something personal at the end, and praises one of the actors with a wildly exaggerated description.
Anyway, most male fans don't believe it, no matter how good-looking it is, how good can it be?My wife is already staring at all kinds of fresh meat and handsome uncles, so she is not afraid of having another one.
So this group of people ignored the sincere advice of film critics and booked tickets online for two people the day before the movie was released.
That's right, people who go to the movies are either couples or couples, or friends gathering together. It is rare to see single dogs going to the cinema alone.
Think about it, pink bubbles are everywhere around you, and even popcorn is eaten by you, isn't it abused to sit next to you?Watching a movie is interesting only when you watch it with close people.
So on the day it was released, countless young couples went to watch the movie happily.First he was handsome by Liao Hongmao, and then the blood tank was emptied by Yu Xiangchen.
The acting skills of the above actors are not bad, and they easily brought the audience into the era of the movie. The ups and downs of the scenes make people watch mesmerized, especially the male protagonist and supporting actor are extremely seductive.
Throughout the movie, some girls couldn't help but exclaimed. They had different concerns from others. As loyal members of the Appearance Association, it was difficult for them to ignore the outstanding looks of the actors.
Especially in the part where the national teacher jumped into the river, the clothes were tightly attached to the body, and the men seemed to hear the sound of their girlfriends (wives) sucking saliva.
Some fans who followed Guan Ye began to understand why the other party deliberately added such a paragraph at the end of the film review.
Conscientious film critic, I will watch the movies you recommend in the future... The male fan thought with tears in his eyes.
The atmosphere in the first half and the second half of this movie is completely different. If the first half is relaxed, then the second half is the hell mode, or the kind of non-stop death.
At the beginning, some girls were still a little scared. The timid girls buried their faces in the chest of their boyfriends, which melted their hearts.
But all this changed after the national teacher was executed. His girlfriend kept sobbing and asked why the national teacher died, leaving the people around him speechless for a long time.
Nonsense, of course because he is a villain!How can the villain continue without dying?
But this sentence can't be said, don't look at the girlfriend's current appearance as a small bird, when she gets angry, she can be as strong as a lioness.While patting his girlfriend on the back, he also persuaded softly: "Honey, this is just a movie, watch it carefully."
Anyway, most of the men who bring their families to watch movies are tragic. In the words of my wife, you used to look good, but why do you think you are getting uglier and uglier after you leave the theater?
Guan Ye's Weibo was full of wailing.Usually, after he posted a movie review, his comments on Weibo looked like this.
Thank you blogger for your comment, it looks very good and I am going to book tickets.
Blogger blogger I went to see it, the special effects are cool and the acting skills are realistic. It is a good movie, and Xie Crab recommends it.
The blogger may have different tastes, but I think it's just average. I'll come back when a new movie comes out.
And the comment below "There Are Universes" reads:
Hedgehog Chasing the Wind: You are really a conscientious film critic, but unfortunately I found out too late. Now my girlfriend opens her mouth every day and it is Yu Xiangchen who shuts her mouth and Yu Xiangchen shuts her mouth. Even the emoji package of the chat tool has changed.
When telling me to shut up, I used to use 'hold back the words', but now it's better to say 'Shut up, don't disturb me and Xiang Chen falling asleep'.
This life is really too difficult. I dodged Liao Hongmao and Zhong Yuze, but I didn't expect to be cut off by that Yu Xiangchen...
Little Pitaya: The situation is more serious than I imagined. I beg the blogger to highlight the last few sentences of the film review to remind future brothers.
My husband is Yu Xiangchen: Thank you blogger for recommending the movie, my favorite ever, I will do it twice, three times and four times.
Comments like this abound, and the content of messages from male netizens and female netizens is very different.Now that the movie has just been released, there is no high-definition version on the Internet, so female netizens took screenshots of the national teacher from the previous trailer and made various avatars.
Guan Ye's Weibo has become a spectacle. Usually, most of the male netizens discuss the plot and so on, and the women are often diving.It's good now, you talk about which character you like the most, if a man comes in and says 'I think the actor looks like that', all the female compatriots will immediately target and shoot.
The excitement of the female netizens and the sadness of the male netizens became two completely different reactions. Some jokers deliberately picked some screenshots of some comments and posted them on Weibo, which made many netizens laugh out loud.
But after laughing, I can't help but have some curiosity. A movie ticket is only 60 yuan. Why don't you go and see what the charm of this movie is?
Generally speaking, the box office on the first day of a movie can tell whether the movie can make money. The box office on the first day of "Inside the Universe" can only be regarded as a middle-to-high box office. At the same time, there is also a famous international director. Directed horror film.
That horror film is now the fourth one, and I don’t know if the director had procrastination or what. The audience waited for four years for it to come out. It can be said that it came out after a long wait.I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing to come across such a classic series.
Anyway, at the beginning, the momentum of "There Are Universes" was not a bit worse than that of the horror movie. Although it also made money, it was not so happy to make money.
It's not good to be beaten by a foreign movie in his own country, and the foreign movie is still aggressive. Just when he comforted himself to accept it as soon as it was good, the situation changed on the third day.
The box office suddenly went up. If it wasn't for his own movie, Yang Chuan would have thought he had stolen someone else's box office.He has confidence in his films, but he is still a little vain compared with international films.
First of all, the technical team is inferior to others. Although I don't want to admit it, domestic talents are still limited.Especially since the other party is a major international director and he is a novice in the film industry, there is a gap in both fame and audience expectations.
Yang Chuan was already mentally prepared, now tell him that the situation has changed?
According to statistics, the attendance rate is more than a quarter higher than that of the previous two days. With such a huge population base in Huaguo, this quarter can be the box office of many small movies.
It will be the same in the next few days, the box office statistics will only remain high. Judging from this situation, it is not a dream at all to have a box office of over [-] million in a single day.
Various media also seem to have noticed this domestic dark horse. Although it has been reported before, it does not occupy a large space.As the box office got higher and higher, the headlines on the newspapers became more and more obvious, and some people who had never seen the promotion also noticed "There is a universe inside".
Then the good news started to come one after another. "There's a Universe Inside" had a box office of over [-] million in a single day, and broke [-] million for three consecutive days. Not to mention the success of the previous movie, it started to be on par with the current horror movie.
These two films accounted for 95% of the market that day, making almost all small films survive in the cracks.Horror movie lovers not only love to watch horror movies, but those who don't watch horror movies really don't watch them.
Therefore, some viewers went to the next scene to watch "There Are Universes" immediately after the end of one scene, because the themes are very different, but there is not much conflict.
With this movie, Yu Xiangchen has become the most watched newcomer, and his Weibo fans are about to break through the 2000 million mark.Not only did a new batch of wives usher in, they also attracted their husbands.
However, they didn't come to praise Yu Xiangchen, they were full of anger and wanted to complain to the culprit.
Old Wang who knows how to make origami cranes: I blame you for making my girlfriend look at her mobile phone all day long, and my photo on the screen of the mobile phone has been replaced by you. Let’s have a good talk.
Pumpkin, don't run away: I really don't understand why girls like you like this, what's the use of a bare face, taking off your clothes is not a waste of money.
Teeth-grinding Wangcai: My girlfriend insists on ordering a live-action inflatable doll, but it’s still made according to your image. I’m in a very complicated mood right now.
StarCraft fan: Thanks to you, I don’t dare to play games anymore.She used to meddle in games, but now she doesn't care. She spent half an hour looking at the photos, shaking her head and sighing at me while looking at them.You said that if I play games again, this marriage will probably be cancelled.
Yu Xiangchen's fans are happy to hear it, and they don't want to pinch these jealous men, anyway, they will leave naturally after complaining, there is no need to reply to various rebuttals on the message board.
They haven't seen the figure of their idols, so why should they say it's a white chicken, but they like it even if it's a white chicken.
What's the use of having a good figure, do you look good?Poor figure is only for a while, but ugly is for a lifetime.
When Cao Hong was surfing the Internet, he accidentally entered Yu Xiangchen's Weibo homepage, and he was amazed to read the comments similar to those of a resentful woman.
Most of his comments on Weibo are "good acting skills" and "hello man". There has never been such a message as "you have grown up like this and caused damage to social stability".
Although it seems ironic, it makes people feel refreshed physically and mentally. People who eat lotus root long for the stars and the moon want such an evaluation.
So he posted this sentence on his Weibo:
I also want to be told 'what's so great about being good and not having a bad figure'.
He originally wanted to get compliments from fans, for example, in my mind, you are good-looking and handsome, but his fan style is like this.
Guoguo who eats pine nuts: You think too much, and only your body is left to see, only I don't despise you. [doge]
Xiao Qingqing: Ah, what's so great about your good looks? Isn't your figure too bad?Okay, I'm done talking, are you happy? Is it interesting to lie to yourself? [doge]
Cao Hong: ...
Anyway, most male fans don't believe it, no matter how good-looking it is, how good can it be?My wife is already staring at all kinds of fresh meat and handsome uncles, so she is not afraid of having another one.
So this group of people ignored the sincere advice of film critics and booked tickets online for two people the day before the movie was released.
That's right, people who go to the movies are either couples or couples, or friends gathering together. It is rare to see single dogs going to the cinema alone.
Think about it, pink bubbles are everywhere around you, and even popcorn is eaten by you, isn't it abused to sit next to you?Watching a movie is interesting only when you watch it with close people.
So on the day it was released, countless young couples went to watch the movie happily.First he was handsome by Liao Hongmao, and then the blood tank was emptied by Yu Xiangchen.
The acting skills of the above actors are not bad, and they easily brought the audience into the era of the movie. The ups and downs of the scenes make people watch mesmerized, especially the male protagonist and supporting actor are extremely seductive.
Throughout the movie, some girls couldn't help but exclaimed. They had different concerns from others. As loyal members of the Appearance Association, it was difficult for them to ignore the outstanding looks of the actors.
Especially in the part where the national teacher jumped into the river, the clothes were tightly attached to the body, and the men seemed to hear the sound of their girlfriends (wives) sucking saliva.
Some fans who followed Guan Ye began to understand why the other party deliberately added such a paragraph at the end of the film review.
Conscientious film critic, I will watch the movies you recommend in the future... The male fan thought with tears in his eyes.
The atmosphere in the first half and the second half of this movie is completely different. If the first half is relaxed, then the second half is the hell mode, or the kind of non-stop death.
At the beginning, some girls were still a little scared. The timid girls buried their faces in the chest of their boyfriends, which melted their hearts.
But all this changed after the national teacher was executed. His girlfriend kept sobbing and asked why the national teacher died, leaving the people around him speechless for a long time.
Nonsense, of course because he is a villain!How can the villain continue without dying?
But this sentence can't be said, don't look at the girlfriend's current appearance as a small bird, when she gets angry, she can be as strong as a lioness.While patting his girlfriend on the back, he also persuaded softly: "Honey, this is just a movie, watch it carefully."
Anyway, most of the men who bring their families to watch movies are tragic. In the words of my wife, you used to look good, but why do you think you are getting uglier and uglier after you leave the theater?
Guan Ye's Weibo was full of wailing.Usually, after he posted a movie review, his comments on Weibo looked like this.
Thank you blogger for your comment, it looks very good and I am going to book tickets.
Blogger blogger I went to see it, the special effects are cool and the acting skills are realistic. It is a good movie, and Xie Crab recommends it.
The blogger may have different tastes, but I think it's just average. I'll come back when a new movie comes out.
And the comment below "There Are Universes" reads:
Hedgehog Chasing the Wind: You are really a conscientious film critic, but unfortunately I found out too late. Now my girlfriend opens her mouth every day and it is Yu Xiangchen who shuts her mouth and Yu Xiangchen shuts her mouth. Even the emoji package of the chat tool has changed.
When telling me to shut up, I used to use 'hold back the words', but now it's better to say 'Shut up, don't disturb me and Xiang Chen falling asleep'.
This life is really too difficult. I dodged Liao Hongmao and Zhong Yuze, but I didn't expect to be cut off by that Yu Xiangchen...
Little Pitaya: The situation is more serious than I imagined. I beg the blogger to highlight the last few sentences of the film review to remind future brothers.
My husband is Yu Xiangchen: Thank you blogger for recommending the movie, my favorite ever, I will do it twice, three times and four times.
Comments like this abound, and the content of messages from male netizens and female netizens is very different.Now that the movie has just been released, there is no high-definition version on the Internet, so female netizens took screenshots of the national teacher from the previous trailer and made various avatars.
Guan Ye's Weibo has become a spectacle. Usually, most of the male netizens discuss the plot and so on, and the women are often diving.It's good now, you talk about which character you like the most, if a man comes in and says 'I think the actor looks like that', all the female compatriots will immediately target and shoot.
The excitement of the female netizens and the sadness of the male netizens became two completely different reactions. Some jokers deliberately picked some screenshots of some comments and posted them on Weibo, which made many netizens laugh out loud.
But after laughing, I can't help but have some curiosity. A movie ticket is only 60 yuan. Why don't you go and see what the charm of this movie is?
Generally speaking, the box office on the first day of a movie can tell whether the movie can make money. The box office on the first day of "Inside the Universe" can only be regarded as a middle-to-high box office. At the same time, there is also a famous international director. Directed horror film.
That horror film is now the fourth one, and I don’t know if the director had procrastination or what. The audience waited for four years for it to come out. It can be said that it came out after a long wait.I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing to come across such a classic series.
Anyway, at the beginning, the momentum of "There Are Universes" was not a bit worse than that of the horror movie. Although it also made money, it was not so happy to make money.
It's not good to be beaten by a foreign movie in his own country, and the foreign movie is still aggressive. Just when he comforted himself to accept it as soon as it was good, the situation changed on the third day.
The box office suddenly went up. If it wasn't for his own movie, Yang Chuan would have thought he had stolen someone else's box office.He has confidence in his films, but he is still a little vain compared with international films.
First of all, the technical team is inferior to others. Although I don't want to admit it, domestic talents are still limited.Especially since the other party is a major international director and he is a novice in the film industry, there is a gap in both fame and audience expectations.
Yang Chuan was already mentally prepared, now tell him that the situation has changed?
According to statistics, the attendance rate is more than a quarter higher than that of the previous two days. With such a huge population base in Huaguo, this quarter can be the box office of many small movies.
It will be the same in the next few days, the box office statistics will only remain high. Judging from this situation, it is not a dream at all to have a box office of over [-] million in a single day.
Various media also seem to have noticed this domestic dark horse. Although it has been reported before, it does not occupy a large space.As the box office got higher and higher, the headlines on the newspapers became more and more obvious, and some people who had never seen the promotion also noticed "There is a universe inside".
Then the good news started to come one after another. "There's a Universe Inside" had a box office of over [-] million in a single day, and broke [-] million for three consecutive days. Not to mention the success of the previous movie, it started to be on par with the current horror movie.
These two films accounted for 95% of the market that day, making almost all small films survive in the cracks.Horror movie lovers not only love to watch horror movies, but those who don't watch horror movies really don't watch them.
Therefore, some viewers went to the next scene to watch "There Are Universes" immediately after the end of one scene, because the themes are very different, but there is not much conflict.
With this movie, Yu Xiangchen has become the most watched newcomer, and his Weibo fans are about to break through the 2000 million mark.Not only did a new batch of wives usher in, they also attracted their husbands.
However, they didn't come to praise Yu Xiangchen, they were full of anger and wanted to complain to the culprit.
Old Wang who knows how to make origami cranes: I blame you for making my girlfriend look at her mobile phone all day long, and my photo on the screen of the mobile phone has been replaced by you. Let’s have a good talk.
Pumpkin, don't run away: I really don't understand why girls like you like this, what's the use of a bare face, taking off your clothes is not a waste of money.
Teeth-grinding Wangcai: My girlfriend insists on ordering a live-action inflatable doll, but it’s still made according to your image. I’m in a very complicated mood right now.
StarCraft fan: Thanks to you, I don’t dare to play games anymore.She used to meddle in games, but now she doesn't care. She spent half an hour looking at the photos, shaking her head and sighing at me while looking at them.You said that if I play games again, this marriage will probably be cancelled.
Yu Xiangchen's fans are happy to hear it, and they don't want to pinch these jealous men, anyway, they will leave naturally after complaining, there is no need to reply to various rebuttals on the message board.
They haven't seen the figure of their idols, so why should they say it's a white chicken, but they like it even if it's a white chicken.
What's the use of having a good figure, do you look good?Poor figure is only for a while, but ugly is for a lifetime.
When Cao Hong was surfing the Internet, he accidentally entered Yu Xiangchen's Weibo homepage, and he was amazed to read the comments similar to those of a resentful woman.
Most of his comments on Weibo are "good acting skills" and "hello man". There has never been such a message as "you have grown up like this and caused damage to social stability".
Although it seems ironic, it makes people feel refreshed physically and mentally. People who eat lotus root long for the stars and the moon want such an evaluation.
So he posted this sentence on his Weibo:
I also want to be told 'what's so great about being good and not having a bad figure'.
He originally wanted to get compliments from fans, for example, in my mind, you are good-looking and handsome, but his fan style is like this.
Guoguo who eats pine nuts: You think too much, and only your body is left to see, only I don't despise you. [doge]
Xiao Qingqing: Ah, what's so great about your good looks? Isn't your figure too bad?Okay, I'm done talking, are you happy? Is it interesting to lie to yourself? [doge]
Cao Hong: ...
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