One hundred postures to tease a male god [Quick Transmigration]

Suddenly, the knot in his heart was untied, and Qiao Yue's mood became much calmer.Thinking of the previous world, when Xiao Baozi was hit by a car, I couldn't help feeling sour.

Fortunately, once again, he will give Xiao Baozi a complete life and all love.

Because of the big commotion before, Qiao Yue was a man again, and he was going to have a baby. No matter how you put it, he forced organs that didn't have this function to do things, and his body was very weak.

I can only lie in bed every day, bored looking at the scenery outside the window.

If it was changed to before, how could Qiao Yue be reconciled.Although he doesn't have lofty ideals, he is also a master who can't be idle, and he didn't know Ling Zhan, who lives in a very different world.

At that time, Joe was more of a bastard.Yes, the real thing... a bastard.

The past is unbearable to look back on, who didn't have a little green when they were young.This is how Qiao Yue looked like when he was young, with his frizz-like hair cut and dyed in messy colors.He likes to wear tight leather pants, with two thin legs wrapped like bamboo poles, a motorcycle leather jacket on his upper body, chewing gum in his mouth, and walk with wind.

Every gangster in his early years must have a younger brother beside him.

On this day, Qiao Yue and his younger brother squatted by the side of the road, preparing to practice professional pottery.

Qiao Yue's implementation of Pengci is not a blind cat's beard. What he pays attention to is that he either doesn't open the business, or opens it for half a year.Squatting on the side of the road first, looking at the passing vehicles, the ordinary Mercedes-Benz and BMW cannot be seen.

Missing opportunities again and again, the younger brother couldn't hold on: "Brother, that BMW parked next to us just now, isn't it a good opportunity?"

Qiao Yue glanced at him, took the cigarette out of his mouth rudely, threw it on the ground and kicked him away with his foot: "The owner of the BMW just now is a policeman, are you sure you want to go up and touch the porcelain?"

"Police? How do you know?"

"He still has the pass of the xx police station on the front window of the car. Isn't his brain not working well, even his eyes?" Qiao Yue slapped the little brother on the head.

"Look, the owner of that black Maserati is on the phone. You have seized the opportunity." Qiao Yue looked at the car that was slowly approaching, and had a premonition in his heart that this ticket would definitely be a big deal.

"Okay, look at me." The younger brother stood up, patted off the dust that was not on his body, looked ahead, and walked over as if he didn't do anything.

The owner of the Maserati impatiently honked the horn, but couldn't help it that this was the person who was going to hit it.

The black body slammed on the brakes when it was approaching the younger brother. The luxury car not only accelerated fast, but also decelerated first-class. It actually stopped the car one meter away from the younger brother.

If it was Qiao Yue, he must have given up this vote by adapting to the situation.

But it was the brainless little brother who bumped into him. Seeing that the car stopped so far away from him, he fell forward so desperately that he fell under the wheels of the Maserati.

Qiao Yue straightened up, and was so angry that he wanted to turn around and leave, but if he really left his younger brother alone, his brain would be able to fool him.

Rushed to the little brother, kicked his feet unceremoniously: "How did you walk, did you have Parkinson's syndrome?"

The younger brother didn't understand Qiao Yue's intentions, and he still hugged his feet and pretended to be disabled: "No, no, no, my leg... My leg was hit and I can't get up."

At this moment, the car owner got out of the car, which startled Qiao Yue. With his cold and deep face, even though he couldn't see his eyes clearly with his sunglasses on, he could still feel the pressure emanating from him.

Joe subconsciously felt that this guy was definitely a difficult one.

He kicked the younger brother's leg again: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead."

But the little brother hugged Qiao Yue's thigh: "It's really not good, boss, I really can't get up."

That's why Qiao Yue shot himself in the foot. If he didn't implement it, his accomplice jumped out and grabbed the driver with a grim face, and he didn't let him go. Qiao Yue called this the "soft policy".A person jumped out next to him, accusing Pengci of pretending to be dead, and then Pengci's snot and tears said that he was really hurt, and let go of the driver's guard.

The younger brother thought that Qiao Yue followed his plan.

There are thousands of mistakes, Qiao Yue didn't tell the younger brother that there is something called a driving recorder in the world.If he fell forward in such a stupid way, people would know it by checking the driving recorder.At that time, both of them will have to be caught in the police station, and they can't afford to walk around.

"He was injured?" the man said, with an obvious mocking smile on the corner of his mouth.

Helplessly, the younger brother got too deep into the drama, and grabbed Qiao Yue's trouser leg desperately: "Brother, I'm really hurt. It's not that I don't want to go to school, it's that I really can't go."

"Go to the hospital?" The man took out his mobile phone.

"No need, no need, although my injury is quite serious, but I should not have hurt my bones. I just need to go home and recuperate for two days. After all, I still have to go to school. I don't know when I will be able to come out of the hospital."

What is called out, should be called out of the hospital!Cold sweat was streaming down Qiao Yue's forehead, and he wished he could cover his little brother's mouth with a torn sock.

After straightening her clothes, Qiao tried her best to look more serious, puffed up her chest, and said to the man, "I'm sorry, but he didn't see the way clearly when he was walking. We are also responsible, and we don't need you to pay for anything."

The little brother was lying on the ground and screaming: "Why don't you need to pay, I can't even get up, isn't it his responsibility?"

"Want to extort money?" The man unceremoniously exposed the younger brother's purpose.

"How do you talk, don't you need to pay for hurting someone?!"

At this time, the Bluetooth headset that the man inserted in his ear seemed to be talking about something, the man frowned and tilted his head slightly: "I see."

He took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a wad of money and handed it to Qiao Yue: "I don't have time to spend with you, you take this money."

Qiao Yue couldn't believe that this man would give money so simply, and worried that there was a fraud in it, he waved his hands repeatedly: "No, we don't want money."

The man ignored Qiao Yue, threw the money on his younger brother's belly, and then got into the car with long legs and left.

Qiao Yue wanted to catch up, but the man didn't give him a chance, and the younger brother was already sitting on the ground counting money cheerfully.

"Brother, it's ten thousand dollars, it's really big money." The younger brother said silly.

"I'm afraid you'll choke to death." Qiao Yue sat next to the younger brother angrily, and snatched the money that the younger brother had collected: "This money cannot be moved."

"Why?" The little brother didn't understand: "He gave everything, and he left, so why can't he move."

Qiao Yue didn't speak, maybe he was suspicious, but he clearly saw the red dot on the driving recorder on the man's car flickering, so he only wanted to let the little brother fool this matter, don't provoke him foolishly.

In the end, the man simply gave the money, but the mocking smile on the corner of his mouth made Qiao Yue unable to let go of his guard.

"Don't worry about it, that man has already gone far away, and if he wants to find us again, he is looking for a needle in a haystack." The younger brother said optimistically, got up, and patted the ashes on his body: "Let's go, go and have a good meal, this is enough for us." Eat and drink for a month."

That being said, Qiao Yue's premonition soon came true.

On this day, he had nothing to do and wandered in the street.After so many years of killing Matt, to be honest, I am also tired.Although he only has a high school diploma, he has a quick mind, thinking about finding a job that relies on physical strength instead of mental strength, it shouldn't be a problem.

As soon as I walked to a shop, it was written to recruit apprentices, and I was about to go in to have a look, when I received a call.

The little brother cried and shouted on the other end of the phone: "Brother, you must save me, you must save me."

Since cheating on that man last time, Qiao Yue hasn't seen his younger brother for several days.I didn't expect that the moment I answered the phone, it was like dead parents on the other end.

"What's the matter, talk carefully." Qiao Yue frowned, and the younger brother fell silent, "Just that naughty man two days ago..."

Before he finished speaking, the younger brother snorted, and a man's stern voice came from the other end: "Can you talk?"

"Don't, don't... Big Brother, I was wrong." The younger brother hurriedly begged for mercy: "Give me another chance."

But obviously he didn't get permission, and the person who answered the phone was replaced by a strange man: "Are you Dai Jiale's family? He is now at the xx police station. Get the money ready, come over and give him bail."

When Qiao Yue heard this, he thought of the man from a few days ago, and cursed inwardly, as expected, that man had no good intentions, and kept back.Cursing and walking back, I went to the bank to get some money, and I didn't know if the police station allowed me to swipe my card.

This was the first time that Qiao Yue missed a shot and let the younger brother enter the game.

When he arrived at the police station, Qiao Yue explained his purpose.A police officer in charge said: "Dai Jiale is accused of deliberate extortion. The plaintiff has provided evidence, and the evidence is solid. Prosecution is inevitable." something will happen.But the man forced the money to let the younger brother confirm the blackmail.Then give the video to the police and arrest the younger brother.

When I asked how much the bail fee was, good guy, 2 yuan, the money the man gave was not enough, so I had to pay [-] yuan myself.How could Qiao Yue have so much money? He had no choice but to pay some money first so that he could see his younger brother.

When the younger brother was brought out, he thought that Qiao Yue was taking him away, and he was so excited that he seemed to see his reborn parents: "Brother, are you here to redeem me?"

Qiao Yue had black lines on his hair: "No, I'm here to count the money."

"Huh? Why are you counting money?"

"See how much I can sell you for."

"..."

The police officer on the side said impatiently: "Okay, there is not much time, you have something to say quickly."

"Brother, you really didn't come to redeem me?" The younger brother opened his mouth wide in astonishment.

"You need [-] yuan to redeem you, and I only have [-] yuan on hand, so if I sell you, can it be worth [-] yuan?" Qiao Yue said angrily.

The little brother shook his head honestly: "I can't."

"Then it's over." Qiao Yue rolled his eyes. What he said at the beginning, the money can't be taken, the man must have no good intentions.

As a result, Joe thought about it more, and said to the policeman: "Comrade policeman, if I go to the plaintiff and ask for private mediation, can Dai Jiale be released?"

"If the plaintiff withdraws, that's certainly none of our business."

The little brother immediately heard hope: "Brother, you must help me."

"Okay, I'll try that man." Qiao Yue couldn't really leave his younger brother alone.He grew up with his younger brother, he has no family, and his younger brother is his closest relative.Although the little brother was too lazy to work, he often caused troubles for him, but how could Qiao Yue really watch him have troubles.

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From the police station, he desperately asked for the man's contact information. Ling Zhan was also the president of a large company.

Isn't the president supposed to take care of everything?What's the fuss with a little guy?

Following the address, Qiao Yue went to the door.

The towering buildings, the wide roads, and the frequent traffic flow, any one you see is a famous car.Not only this tall building, but the surrounding tall buildings are like a forest, and this building, the curtain wall glass under the sunlight, is like a wave of light, making people dizzy.

Looking down at the T-shirt and jeans on his body, Qiao Yue made some mental preparations for himself before walking into this nationally famous business empire.

In the end, he didn't even see Ling Zhan's ghost.The front desk lady held her head proudly and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, but you don't have an appointment with Mr. Ling, so it's not convenient for him to see you."

This is the style of a big shot, you have to make an appointment to meet.Qiao Yue shook his head in his heart twice, turned around and went out, sat on the steps of the building, and turned his head to look at the magnificent gate.

A security guard came to chase him away, saying that he was affecting the company's image, so Qiao Yue had no choice but to move aside, and at the same time begged for mercy from the security guard: "Brother, I'm really just waiting for someone here, and I will definitely not cause trouble, okay?"

If it was still the previous image of Sha Matt, the security guard would never believe it.Fortunately, Qiao Yue is smarter. He deliberately dyed his colorful hair back, cut a clean and refreshing hairstyle, and paired it with simple white T jeans. He really looks like a college student who has just graduated.

After sitting on the steps for a while, the sun was so hot that Joe couldn't keep his eyes open, so he got up and went to buy a popsicle to eat.

Qiao Yue likes to eat a kind of popsicle called green tongue. When it melts a little bit, it hangs down like a green tongue. It has a very... unique shape.

While licking his green tongue, Qiao Yue caught a glimpse of the door of the building being opened, and the first man came out aggressively, followed by several men in suits and leather shoes.

Qiao Yue carefully looked at the handsome man at the head, wasn't he the only one he was waiting for.

Get up quickly, grab the popsicle in your hand and rush forward: "Hey, wait a minute."

The man didn't stop, and Qiao Yue thought about missing this opportunity, and wondered when he would be able to catch this grandson.

"The ones in front, don't move, or I will use weapons." Qiao Yue threatened the front.

As expected, the person in front of him froze, turned around slowly, saw Qiao Yue holding a disgusting green tongue towards him, and couldn't help frowning: "Who is this person?"

"Uh... I don't know." No matter how shrewd the staff is, it is impossible to know everything.

Ling Zhan turned around disapprovingly and continued on his own way, Qiao Yue followed closely: "Don't go, don't go, Ling Zhan, I have something to see you."

As soon as Ling Zhan heard Qiao Yue call out his name, he paused, but he didn't stop as Qiao Yue wished, and got into the car, leaving Qiao Yue with a gasp in his ass.

It seems that the method of squatting will not work, and Ling Zhan will not be able to see him, and he will have to eat a lot of exhaust gas.

Taking the initiative to attack is the style of his young master Qiao.

The author has something to say: the transitional chapters are more difficult to write, but it is much easier to write the story of Qiao Yue and Ling Zhan...