One hundred postures to tease a male god [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as Zhou Yuan, a heavyweight, appeared on the stage, Xiao Baozi felt relieved and stopped crying.

After being cleaned and disinfected with alcohol by Zhou Yuan, and then bandaged with gauze, Qiao Yue's hand also swelled into a trotter.

Looking at her bandaged hand, which had no sense of beauty, Qiao Yue flicked her tongue: "Mr. Zhou, if you do this, I will lose the function that my left hand should have."

"What's the function of your left hand, lu tube?"

Qiao Yue fell silent for a moment.

But Zhou Yuan approached him aggressively: "Don't worry, with me here, you don't need to use your left hand."

Qiao Yue said expressionlessly: "Mr. Zhou, please call 110 for me."

"What? It's too late for you to report to the police about Qin Qi." Zhou Yuan frowned, disapproving.

"No, I want to call the police for sexual-harassment."

"Tsk tsk." Zhou Yuan shook his head: "I thought you would like it."

"what do you like?"

"This type." Zhou Yuan lowered his eyes slightly: "At least Qin Qi is very good at talking to you, so you almost ran away with him." For a long period of time, so long that Zhou Yuan had an illusion, Qiao Yue would never look back.

"Why am I running? Wouldn't you break my leg if I ran?" Qiao Yue said nonchalantly.

"If you really wanted to break your leg, wouldn't you call the police and accuse me of domestic violence?"

After thinking about it seriously for a while, Qiao Yue said: "If it's domestic violence, the chances of people believing it are not high, because we are both men, so we can't tell who is violent?"

"Oh? With your small body, do you still want to counterattack?" Zhou Yuan gave him a look of disdain.

Joe was bored for a while, and could only "hum—" to express his emotional dissatisfaction.

While the two were having fun, Mother Zhou came in: "Sir, there are guests."

What guest?The little bun stretched his neck curiously, but Qiao Yue looked like he had nothing to do with him.

"Zhou Yuan, long time no see." The man led in by Zhou's mother turned out to be the powerful man Qiao Yue met.

Joe came to the door for no reason, and Qiao Yue had a bad feeling, not to mention that the man himself was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Qiao Yue lowered his head slightly, as if he didn't see the man.

After the man was invited to the sofa, Mother Zhou poured tea. "Ji Yi, why do you come to me when you have time?"

"When I came back today, I happened to see Qiao Yue injured. I sent him back by the way. I left before I could comfort his injury. Thinking about it, I was really ashamed of the relationship between my neighbors, so I came to take a look when I was free. .” Ji Qianqian glanced at Qiao Yue intentionally or unintentionally.

Qiao Yue almost vomited blood, and Chi Guoguo slapped him in the face: "Uh, thank you for your concern."

Zhou Yuan said with a normal expression: "Just now, Qiao Yue told me that he was planning to thank you for his help, so you came here. Young people, they always like to jump around a bit, so you don't have to worry about it."

Qiao Yue looked at Zhou Yuan suspiciously, what did he mean when he said that there are naughty children in my family causing trouble.

Ji Yi smiled: "It's okay, it's just a matter of little effort. I took some ointment for abrasions brought back from abroad. After applying it, new skin will grow soon. Let Qiao Yue try it."

Zhou Yuan smiled and reached out to take it: "Thank you."

"You are Welcome."

"By the way, wait a minute." Zhou Yuan got up and walked up the stairs.

After Zhou Yuan left, Qiao Yue became even more nervous.For some reason, he was afraid of this domineering man.

The little bun had already run into the side hall, lying on the carpet to play with himself.

Ji Yi got up a little and changed his sitting position, Zhou Yuan shrank back in fright, staring at him with wide eyes.

Seeing Qiao Yue's actions, Ji Yi sneered: "You are still afraid of me."

Qiao Yue frowned: He had never seen this man before, so how could he say he was afraid of him?

Seeing that Qiao Yue's puzzled eyes didn't look like a fake, Ji Yi leaned over slightly and approached Qiao Yue dangerously: "You really don't remember who I am?"

Qiao Yue looked at him, pursed his lips and remained silent.

"That's right," Ji Yi nodded as if talking to himself: "You have no memory of this life, and all the memories about Ling Zhan have not been erased by accident."

"Ling Zhan?" Qiao Yue's mind shook suddenly, as if someone had slapped him in the head. This was the first time he heard this name, but he had a very big reaction.Just like when I saw Zhou Yuan for the first time, even though it was the first time I saw him, my body was clamoring for how I felt towards Zhou Yuan.

"Heh——" Ji Yi sat up straight, and smiled mockingly: "When do you still want to realize later, do you think you still have a lot of time?"

Qiao Yue looked at Ji Yi's unscrupulous sarcastic face, but couldn't say anything.

At this time, Zhou Yuan slowly came down from upstairs: "What are you talking about?"

Ji Yi stood up with a smile: "It's nothing. Seeing that Joe doesn't remember me anymore, I chatted casually. It seems that he really doesn't remember me."

Zhou Yuan came over, holding a box of chocolates in his hand: "Qiao Yue has never met you a few times, and it's normal not to remember you. But you saved him after all, next time Qiao Yue will definitely remember clearly, right? , Qiao Yue?"

Qiao Yue nodded unconsciously, and Zhou Yuan stroked his head with his big hand, as if smoothing his pet's fur.

"This... is for your kittens to eat."

Ji Yi took it bluntly: "You remember the wrong species."

"..."

"Our house is a pig that looks like a cat."

"Cat pig?"

"Well... that's about it." Ji Yi nodded after seriously considering the feasibility of this statement.

Zhou Yuan shook his head in disbelief: "It's getting late, we want to rest." Ji Yi naturally understood the obvious farewell speech, and stood up disapprovingly: "Okay, then I'll go to bed first." Let's go. Qiao Yue, see you next time."

Qiao Yue looked at Ji Yishi leaving with a dazed expression. Seeing Qiao Yue's distraught expression, Zhou Yuan's face was not very good-looking: "I have only been away for a while, and your relationship is progressing very quickly."

He didn't catch the meaning of Zhou Yuan's words all of a sudden: "What do you mean?"

"When he left, you watched him off with such an expression. I don't know what expression you used to send me away when I left in the morning."

Even if Qiao Yue was a pig, he could hear the jealousy in Zhou Yuan's words.

"No... I just..." Joe scratched his hair, not knowing how to explain it.He had a hunch that Ji Yi knew many things.He will be the breakthrough that he has been looking for for a long time, to travel back to his original world.However, if he traveled back, what would Zhou Yuan do?What about the little bun?Will it be the original 'Qiao Yue' who returns to them?

But the original Qiao Yue harbored malice towards Zhou Yuan and Xiao Baozi, and Xiao Baozi became more and more dependent on him. If he was facing Qiao Yue who originally ignored him, I'm afraid his young The soul will suffer a major blow.

Thinking about it this way, Qiao Yue felt cruel.

Won't you go back?What does Ji Yi's words mean? He didn't have much time. He had heard this sentence somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"Dad, Dad, read with me." At this moment, the little bun ran over and hugged Qiao Yue's thigh.

Zhou Yuan lifted the little bun and said, "Your father is tired, go play for a while by yourself."

"what?"

"Didn't you see your father's hand?" Zhou Yuan raised Qiao Yue's trotter expressionlessly.

"Okay." The little bun withdrew his hand embarrassingly, looked back at Qiao Yue three times a step at a time, was blocked by Zhou Yuan's cold gaze, and finally gave up, and returned to the carpet to play pitifully by himself.

Qiao Yue glanced at Zhou Yuan, with disapproval and helplessness in his eyes.

"Go to rest, I don't want to see such a hand when I go to work on Monday."

Qiao Yue really wanted to say that he was fine, but that he was wrapped too much.

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Going to bed very early, after a night of no dreams, Qiao Yue got up from the bed, the morning light came in, and he could faintly hear the birdsong outside the window.Get out of bed in your pajamas, open the window, and the refreshing wind blows through, taking away the stale air in the room.

It was the first time for Qiao Yue to see the scenery outside the window. His room was right next to the villa next door. From his point of view, the villa next door had a clear view.

The lawn next door is as big as Zhou's lawn, and there is a small pond with many beautiful fishes in it.What surprised Qiao Yue the most was that there was a boy wearing a white T-shirt and black knee-length shorts, sitting carelessly cross-legged on the lawn, with a black chocolate box scattered beside him.

With his head lowered, revealing his slender and fair neck, the boy concentrated on eating the chocolate, moving his hands quickly, repeating the movement of stuffing it into his mouth.

After eating the chocolate, the boy threw the wrapping paper away and crawled to the pond to watch the fish.After watching, he stretched out his slender arms to fish.

Qiao Yue was also sweating for the boy. Although the pool is not big, it is a bit deep. If a boy fishes rashly like this, it is easy to fall into the pool.

At this time, a man walked out of the villa next door, it was Ji Yi.

Qiao Yue could still hear Ji Yi's voice: "Luohe, what are you doing?"

The boy was startled when he heard Ji Yi's voice, and almost fell into the pond. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and grabbed other rocks in the pond.

Ji Yi was wearing a casual knitted sweater and hemp-colored slacks, and his hair was lazily scattered on his forehead. He took two steps forward and saw the wrapping paper and chocolate shavings scattered on the lawn, and his voice raised a bit: "Eat the whole box of chocolates again?"

The boy took a look at Ji Yi, got both stolen goods, took a step back, and ran away barefooted.

"Luohe, you don't have shoes on, Luohe!" Ji Yi shouted at the boy, but the boy seemed to be afraid of Ji Yi, he didn't stop, walked around Ji Yi and ran in.

Seeing Ji Yi deflated, Qiao Yue thought it was funny, the uncontrollable smile on his face, Ji Yi turned around and grabbed the bag directly.

Uh...that's embarrassing.

Qiao Yue coughed dryly, as if nothing had happened, and closed the window expressionlessly, as if he hadn't seen anything.

The author has something to say: That’s right, that’s right, Gongjun’s real name appeared O(∩_∩)O~

Then think about Ji Yi and Luo He's episode, the person who crosses is...