One hundred postures to tease a male god [Quick Transmigration]

The prince's face changed slightly, and then he sneered: "Of course I came here to find something for you. You are a fool, don't stay in Beppu, what are you running around, let this prince find you!"

Qiao Yue was inexplicable: "It's meal time now, so it's not too much for me to go to my parents' place to have a meal. What's more, this is Qiao's mansion. I'm walking around in Qiao's mansion. Who can I find?"

The prince's face turns green and turns pale: "You idiot, you've learned to talk back now, haven't you?"

"...don't dare."

The prince turned his face back: "Let's go."

Qiao Yue and Zixuan looked at each other, followed behind the prince with bowed head and shoulders like a child who did something wrong.

Walking into Qiao Yue's small courtyard, the prince bluntly directed Zixuan: "Go and pour tea for the prince. I heard that the princess's family brought a batch of tribute tea from outside the region, so I can get it for the prince to taste. .”

Zixuan couldn't vent her anger, so she could only reply in a low voice: "Yes."

Qiao Yue stood on the side blankly, which made the prince unhappy: "Why are you standing there stupidly? Is it better to say that you are stupid than stupid?"

The dog couldn't spit out ivory, Qiao Yue glared at the prince and sat down beside him.

"His Royal Highness, if you have nothing to go to the Three Treasures Hall, you come to me, a fool, what is the matter?"

The prince was choked for no reason, his face turned blue and white, and he said expressionlessly: "Oh, you fool have learned to hurt people."

"...don't dare."

"Why don't you dare?!" The prince became manic: "You dare to refuse even Lao Tzu. You only have your hypocritical master in your heart. You dare not. I think you have eaten the heart of a bear!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the prince turned into petrification. Qiao Yue blinked his eyes twice. What did he just say?

"Ahem——" Coughed twice in embarrassment, the prince said with a stiff face, "Anyway, I came to you today to ask you to steal the questions."

"Stealing questions?"

"I thought about it, and you are the least likely to be selected to go to Haolin Garden." After thinking about it, he added: "After all, there is no precedent for a fool to enter Haolin Garden."

"..."

"You have the closest relationship with Nan Moliu, and it's safest and most likely to be successful for you to inquire about his questions."

"..."

"Furthermore, since you stole the questions, the Crown Prince can show you some hints, so that you won't die too badly during the exam." His Highness the Crown Prince had a magnanimous and benevolent expression.

"But..." Qiao Yue weakly raised his hand: "Master knows my level, so it is definitely impossible for me to solve those problems. I did it too well. Doesn't it mean that the problems have been leaked?"

"Well... that's a problem." The prince began to think seriously.

"His Royal Highness, why do you want to steal the questions?" This is what Qiao Yue cares about. The proud and arrogant prince actually asks him, a fool who doesn't like him, to steal the questions, and he is not afraid that he will betray him.

In a word, the heart is really big.

"Chi——" the prince smiled disdainfully: "That guy Yun Yi, I'm sure that Qiao Ran will win, I just don't believe it. Hey——" the prince kicked Qiao Yue: "You don't have to pretend to me, Actually, you don't want Qiao Ran to win, do you?"

"Me? Why?" Qiao Ran is his elder brother, and he is a family no matter what, it's better than winning the crown prince who doesn't like him everywhere.

"Do you really think that Qiao Ran treats you well?" The prince opened his mouth exaggeratedly: "That's right, for a fool like you, if someone sells you, you will have to count the money for them."

Qiao Yue shed three black lines: "Yes, yes, I am a fool who can count money for others, so I am afraid that I will not follow His Royal Highness's suggestion."

The prince stared at Qiao Yue for a few seconds, which made Qiao Yue's scalp tingle.

"Are you rejecting me?" The prince's tone was ghastly.

"No..." If he admits it directly, Qiao Yue knows that he will definitely not end well: "It's just that His Royal Highness's task is of great importance, and I may not have the ability to complete it. If the matter is revealed, it doesn't matter to me, I'm afraid I will be involved His Royal Highness."

These words made the prince feel a lot more relieved, a smile broke on the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out his hand to pinch Qiao Yue's cheek: "Don't worry, with this prince as your guarantee, even if the matter is revealed...with you as a scapegoat, what am I afraid of?"

Qiao Yue gritted his teeth and looked at the arrogant handsome face of the prince.

"Okay, doing things for the prince will naturally protect you from any worries, so you can go at ease." The prince looked at Qiao Yue's aggrieved face, and his mood became happier, that's why he liked it again and again. Go challenge Qiao Yue, it's really the best spice in life: "I'll limit you to get the title of Nanmoliu before the day after tomorrow. Otherwise...you can expect what punishment you will receive, hehe—"

Qiao Yue felt trembling in his heart. This prince was obviously abnormal. If he became extremely abnormal, Qiao Yue would fill his head with scenes of scheming.

For example, drag him into a small dark room and prick his fingernails with needles.

For example, dragging him to a forgotten well in the cold palace, directly letting him fall into the water again, and no one can save him.

In other words, directly send a big insider to assassinate him while he is sleeping.

...On balance, Qiao Yue didn't want to know how he died.

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The next day, Joe didn't need anyone to scream, so he got up from the bed with a grunt, and put on the cumbersome clothes by himself.

Can't you just wear one piece of clothing, a big man with several layers inside and out, is it troublesome?

Zixuan pushed the door in with a washbasin, saw Qiao Yue struggling with the clothes alone, looked up at her in panic: "You you..."

Zixuan touched her face, didn't the rouge spread out today, why did the little prince look at her like hell.

"Why did you come in without knocking?"

Zixuan was taken aback for a moment, she always only regarded Qiao Yue as a three-year-old child, how could there be any etiquette to knock on the door, after being said so, she also remembered, her little prince, no matter what, he was about to perform the weak crown ceremony.What's more, after falling into the water before, he suddenly became much smarter, and he knew how to be shy.

"Yes, it's Zixuan's fault, Zixuan will pay attention next time." Zixuan smiled and apologized: "Little prince, do you need Zixuan to help you get dressed?"

Qiao Yue looked at the twisted clothes on her body in confusion, and stretched out her arms helplessly: "Thank you, sister Zixuan."

"Little Prince's mouth is really sweet now, he used to be very good at acting like a baby, but now it's as if he has been smeared with honey." Zixuan couldn't help covering her mouth and giggling.

Have it?Joe was more puzzled.

After breakfast, Nan Moliu's carriage had been waiting at the door for a long time. When Qiao Yue walked to the door, the coachman got off Mara Qiao Yue and got on the carriage immediately.

"Thank you, Old Wang." When Nan Moliu got into the car yesterday, he also thanked the coachman Old Wang indifferently, Qiao Yue imitated Nan Moliu's appearance and said to the driver.

"You're welcome." The coachman lowered his head in fear.

At this time, Qiao Ran just came out of the mansion.Yesterday, Qiao Yue followed Qiao Ran back from school, but he walked back step by step, almost exhausting Qiao Yue to death.

Seeing Qiao Yue, Qiao Ran's eyes were blank, and he walked towards him slowly, with a gentle smile on his face: "Brother, look at the books you didn't use for class yesterday, I prepared a set for you today, I was going to help you You take it there, since I happened to meet you, I will give it to you directly."

Qiao Yue took it: "Thank you brother."

Qiao Ran nodded, and was about to bypass the carriage and walk away. The more Qiao thought about it, it was really inappropriate for someone to bring books for him with good intentions, but she was clearly sitting in the carriage and watching him walk to school.Then he called to him: "Brother."

Qiao Ran stopped.

"I'm going to school too, why don't we go in a carriage together."

Qiao Ran didn't look back immediately, but lowered his head very quickly, not knowing what he was thinking.When he raised his head again, it was accompanied by the movement of turning around: "Then I will trouble my brother."

"……No trouble."

The carriage jolted and bumped, and Qiao Yue was a little uncomfortable being shaken.Even if a thick layer of soft cushions were placed under the seat, it could not eliminate the trembling.

Suddenly, he thought optimistically in his mind, if the car shook in the carriage, no one would be able to see any flaws at all.

Having said that, Qiao Yue still held on tightly to the window rod of the carriage to keep his own pace so as not to be accidentally knocked to the ground.

Qiao Ran didn't care at all, and took out a book to read quietly.

Remembering the prince's threat to him yesterday, Qiao Yue tentatively asked: "Brother is prepared enough for Master's exam?"

Qiao Yue's eyes paused, and he raised his head slightly, with a usual smile on his face: "The teacher's exam questions have always been tricky. When it comes to preparation, there is actually nothing to prepare for. You can only do your best, and it depends on the destiny."

After thinking about it, Qiao Ran should not be his opponent with the abnormal strength of the prince.For the sake of Qiao Ran being kind to him, he felt that he had to remind him: "The prince seems to be sure to win this exam."

Qiao Ran raised a wry smile: "He is the crown prince, one person is below ten thousand people, how can I compete with him, I don't even have the qualifications to compete with him. Rather than talking about fair competition, since the crown prince wants to participate, this time Competition would not be fair."

The words were bitter and helpless, but they were not unreasonable. Qiao Yue fell silent, not knowing what to say.

"Actually, sometimes I really envy my younger brother." Qiao Ran suddenly took the initiative to speak.

"...Huh?" He is a fool, he has nothing to envy.

"My brother is simple-minded. He never has to worry about this or that. People around him take it for granted that he is ignorant of world affairs. Thinking about it this way, he is actually very relaxed, isn't he?"

It seems very reasonable, but how can he hear a bit of resentment from these words.

Qiao Yue could only pretend not to understand.

When he arrived at the school, Qiao Yue knew that Nanmoliu was busy with affairs, and he would only find time to attend class two days a week, and other teachers would take classes on his behalf.