flirting without breaking the law

"When I was young, do you know that my younger brother became famous in the first high school in N City."

"And this thing? Wasn't Qi Chi a bit of a dog when he was in junior high school? Why did he start fighting all of a sudden?"

"It is said that it is like water."

"Ru Shui?" Di Chu turned over on the bed, "Speaking of which, my sister seems to have told me something."

"Huh?" Qi Ling leaned against the bedside to read the score, and the standing desk lamp enveloped the two of them in a halo of yellow light, making the atmosphere rare and peaceful.

"My sister called me two days ago, saying that she had a fight with someone during military training." Di Chu closed his eyes and rested his mind, struggling to pull out Wen Rushui's original words from memory clues, "It seems that the other party is a man."

Qi Ling immediately put down the score, and almost slapped the bed and got up: "Damn it! Who dares to cross me like water with no eyes? Tell Qi Chi to beat him!"

"Hey—don't be too busy! Speaking of which, I guess Qi Chi's success in the first battle has something to do with my sister."

Qi Chi, as the first-class flower protector, watched the goddess being bullied?

Don't think about it!

As far as Qi Chi's original intention was concerned, that was not the case at all.Who doesn't want to spend three years in peace?He didn't have such a big battle as Qi Ling to become a popular person in the whole school, but during the military training, something terrible happened to the boys in the same class, which hit Wen Rushui's crooked brain.

Qi Chi was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and before he finished standing in the military posture, he swept across with a flying kick, hitting the opponent in a daze.Wen Rushui heard the commotion in front, but turned around and couldn't see who was in the center of the storm.

I remember that a certain boy yelled, "Qi Chi! Stop hitting me!"

Wen Rushui was so astonished that he had auditory hallucinations, Qi Chi?fight?Does the name have anything to do with the word?

In Wen Rushui's eyes, Qi Chi is always tidy, his hair is meticulously arranged, his shirt is white and tasteless, and even his sweatpants are rarely dusty.

Afraid someone made a mistake?

Wen Rushui managed to squeeze into the crowd, and the two on the ground got entangled, beating each other's nose and eyes so fucking messed up.It's all very tough, no one let go first.

Seeing the instructor running from a distance, Wen Rushui was afraid that Qi Chi would be punished, so he hurried over to pull him away: "Qi Chi! The instructor is here, stop beating!"

"Come on! I won't beat him to death!"

Qi Chi's eyes turned red, even if Qi Ling came at this time, he would still hit him!

Wen Rushui couldn't understand at all: "What's wrong with him, you have to fight?!"

Qi Chi didn't raise his head: "He wants to touch your chest!"

Everyone was in an uproar, and the other boys who were obsessed with this boy withdrew from the audience.

Wen Rushui was stunned for two seconds: "WTF?!"

The following plot is a bit off-line, Qi Chi is stuck on the neck of the other party and before he can speak, Miss Wen kicked the boy on the ground: "I told you to disrespect girls!"

The one-on-one that was originally evenly matched, became passive and beaten one-on-two in seconds.The boy on the ground was beaten so badly that his mother didn't know him. The people who eat melons said: This boy is so righteous!This girl is so fierce!

Before the instructor arrived, everyone tasted something else: These two... Maybe they are a couple? !

Later, because of this incident, Qi Chi was punished, and the boy who was beaten was also unavoidable, and Wen Rushui was also inseparable from helping the tyrant to abuse, and the three of them read a self-criticism at the next day's meeting.

Qi Chi was shameless, he wrote a lot of self-criticism in junior high school, but this was the first time for Wen Rushui.Qi Chi felt a little guilty, feeling that he was troubled like water.

Wen Rushui finished his review and smiled at Qi Chi: "A fresh experience!"

Qi Chi became famous in the first battle, it is said that he fought for his girlfriend, coupled with that youthful and invincible handsome face, he became a big man.

Wen Rushui also entered the circle of celebrities. After three years of high school, no boy dared to like her blatantly.

When this matter got to Gao Chunli's ears, Gao Chunli, who was far away in the United States, laughed wildly at the video camera, and kept praising Qi Chi for a good job.

Qi Ling was paralyzed on the sofa, Di Chu held the mirror, Qi Chi stood behind the sofa, and Wen Rushui sat next to Di Chu.The family often makes video calls with Gao Chunli. Since taking off the label of a workaholic, Gao Chunli rarely shows up in China.

It was also at that time that Gao Chunli left by coincidence. As soon as Di Chu and the others returned to China, Gao Chunli went on a trip.

As a result, when Di Chu saw Dichlorvos and Fugui, he was stunned for a long time and didn't recognize the species of the two idiots lying on the ground.

"Is this fucking pig spirit?!" Di Chu couldn't bear to look directly, and asked Qi Ling with his head tilted, "Are these still cats and dogs?"

Dichlorvos is not thin, but fatter.Fugui is okay, but not too stupid to be a close relative of the Siberian wolf.

Generally speaking, the ugly is different, but the fat is always the same.

Qi Ling was a little funny. In fact, he had expected his mother to feed them like this. Fortunately, Qi Ling and Qi Chi didn't gain weight easily when they were young. Anyway, as long as he can remember, in Qi Ling's heart, Gao Chunli is especially suitable for feeding pigs.

Feeding fat is very fulfilling.

Di Chu still has half a month to start school, and Qi Chi and Wen Rushui have already entered the school for military training ahead of schedule.After Qi Ling brought the band to N City, in addition to renting a house and re-establishing a studio, there was still a lot of social work to be done.

Entering the end of August, Qi Ling was too busy all day long.Di Chu was a little bored, even painting and writing couldn't get rid of the feeling of fatigue in his heart.

He knew that this was the gap and loss caused by the long-term tension and the sudden relaxation for a long time.Therefore, after two or three days of planning, Di Chu is bound to reopen the great cause of weight loss of Dichlorvos and Fugui.

Didi Weilan, since entering the Qi family and becoming the lord with peace of mind, she has completely lost the mentality of a stray cat.After a long time, I eat, drink and sleep coquettishly and cutely every day with peace of mind.

Di Chu led it out by the rope, and had to take into account the novelty.When the novelty is gone, Dichlorvos is too lazy to leave.

Lie down on the ground like an old man, what can you do with me?

Wealth is a completely different style of painting. A dog that leaves the house is a runaway horse.He often runs a lot, with his tongue sticking out of his dog's mouth and tilted to one side, his image is very ugly.

Di Chu ran behind holding the rope out of breath, and occasionally felt that he was going to run out of breath: "Slow down! Fugui! Let me tell you to pay attention to your image! Can you do it?!"

"We're a dignified dog! Do you know that?"

Wealth probably doesn't know about it. One time, when he broke free from the rope and ran wildly, Di Chu couldn't find it, so he was so anxious that he almost called Qi Ling.This stupid dog came out of nowhere, covered in dirty mud, with only two eyes exposed, conveying the breath of "I'm stupid and naive".

Di Chu held the rope in one hand and the phone in the other.The blush in his eyes from the eagerness has not subsided, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, lowered his head and opened Baidu: How to cook the best husky?

Fugui shook his head, then shook his head, shaking off the mud from his body in 360 degrees, and a drop of stench stuck to Di Chu's face with graceful steps.Fugui called out twice as if asking for credit.

Di Chu slowly wiped off the dirt, stared at Fugui, and said, "If I don't kill you, my surname will not be Di!"

After a week of tossing, Di Chu put the two on the electronic scale and weighed them, and found that Dichlorvos hadn't lost a catty, while Fugui had gained two catties.Then he hesitated for a while, and stood up by himself.

Qi Ling bit an apple and laughed like a fool beside him: "Hey, sweetheart! You lost five catties? You haven't eaten well when I'm not here recently?"

"Damn it!" Di Chu almost threw Qi Ling out of the window, "Be honest! Have you been feeding in the middle of the night again?!"

Qi Ling raised his hands: "I don't! I'm not! The conscience of heaven and earth! The sun and the moon can learn from each other!"

Di Chunu, that night was another tragedy of husband and wife separating beds.

In another week, Di Chu will soon start school.Since he is a native of the city, he is not like students from other places dragging large and small luggage across mountains and rivers. He chose a suitable time and took Qi Ling to report slowly.

Qi Ling often despises Qi Chi for his small belly, for not being able to see anyone approaching Wen Rushui.Saying this is a sign of insecurity and lack of self-confidence!

Qi Chi sneered: The spark didn't land on your instep, so you don't feel any pain!

Qi Ling's stubborn mouth is stubborn: I call it self-confidence!Have you ever seen your brother so handsome? !

In fact, Qi Ling blindly ignored the environment of the university, which is like a forest like the sea. The forest is so big, why are there no birds?

Only when Qi Ling became territorial like the dichlorvos that blew his hair, did he understand what a colorful new life Di Chu was about to enter.

Qi Ling's teeth were sour, and he couldn't express his pain.

This matter has to start from the day when the two went to school to report.

Di Chu took the admission notice and followed the signs in the school to find the registration place of the Chinese Department.Due to the late time, there were not many students at the registration point. Looking from a distance, there was a boy lying on the table at the registration office of the Chinese Department.

The boy was wearing a T-shirt, with long and straight forearms hanging lazily on the table.The skin is close to wheat, and there is a basketball at his feet.He put his left foot on the basketball, and his sweatpants were rolled up to his knees.

Di Chu walked over and knocked on the table: "Student, can I still sign up now?"

The boy didn't move.

Di Chu was very patient and continued to knock on the table.

The boy still didn't move.

Di Chu stretched out his hand and patted the opponent's arm: "Student..."

The boy suddenly straightened up, his eyes seemed to be still closed, and suddenly grabbed Di Chuxuan's wrist: "What are you doing?"

The voice is hoarse and low, and it is the best bass.

"Are you still signing up?" Di Chu said.

The boy opened his eyes and sat up. The moment he raised his head to reveal the whole picture, Qi Ling felt a sense of crisis.

Boys are very handsome, three parts resolute and four parts sunny, two parts quiet and one part mysterious.His eyelashes fluttered twice, and he deeply pressed back his surprise at Di Chu: "I can still sign up."

The boy let go of Di Chu's hand, and took out the form from one side: "Fill in your name, ID card and other information, and then go to the display board over there to find out which class you are in. This is the dormitory building and number, you follow the find the way."

The boy paused: "Or I can take you there."

Qi Ling looked strangely uncomfortable, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Di Chu declined: "No need, I'm from this city, I'm a day student."

"I'm also from this city." The boy said, "Zhan Shi is a sophomore and a sophomore."

Di Chu filled out the information form and handed it to him: "Di Chu, nice to meet you."

"They're all locals, so it's fate." Zhan Shiyi suddenly looked at Qi Ling, who had been ignored by him, "This classmate, also sign up?"

"No." Qi Ling said, the two of them looked at each other for a few seconds, and then moved away at the same time.

Di Chu looked at the time, turned around and told Qi Ling to leave.Zhan Shiyi propped his chin, and waved behind with a smile: "Di Chu, I will contact you again when I have a chance!"

Di Chu didn't answer, turned his head and waved his hands, noncommittal.

Qi Ling suddenly realized, and belatedly gritted his teeth and said, "I know what's wrong."

"What the hell?" Di Chu didn't know what to say.

"That guy is of the same kind!"

When Zhan Shi saw the two walking away, he slowly put down his hands, and leaned back on the table again, revealing a pair of eyes still staring at Di Chu's back.

He restrained his smile, his cold appearance was completely different from just now.

"This junior is really interesting."

The author has something to say:

①Baby guessed it yesterday!Hahaha!that man!It's me—Son Su!

Alright, alright, Lao Qi took son Su to wish everyone an early year!

Even the son depends on his mood (I just want to bring beauties hahaha

②Speaking of which, about the prototypes of Fourth Sister and Sister Zhou (you should not have forgotten the two goddesses, right?

It's the pair of psychiatrist and photographer!

There is a bit of myself in them, but most of them are from friends around me.In general, there are two extremes.The first type, there is no pair of gays or lilies around you; the second type, when you make friends with any pair of gays or lilies, you will know more through them.

At this time, you will find that so many people are deep cabinets. (sigh

Fourth Sister and Sister Zhou are older, so they are not my close friends.Because everyone has their own life, the two of them have always been myths in the circle. (Actually, it’s a bit exaggerated and the relationship is very good, there is almost no quarrel. And sister Zhou is very romantic. Girls dote on girls, so it is easy to guess the other party’s thoughts.

One year, Sister Zhou told Fourth Sister that she would not be able to come back for her birthday and was on a business trip.

The fourth sister believed it, and then sister Zhou quietly gathered friends to decorate at home.When the fourth sister returned home, she was directly surrounded by a sea of ​​roses and balloons.

That kind of feeling - the people who eat melons are really blessed and sad, being a dog is so painful...