flirting without breaking the law

Except for Qi Chi, the other two in the house didn't sleep well that night.

Qi Ling, who was so wronged, had a dream all night, walking his horse in pain, until the alarm clock rang, he was still entangled with Di Chu's beautiful body in his dream.

Di Chu was the perpetrator. Not only did he not breathe a sigh of relief because he was evened out, but he dreamed of Qi Ling's face all night long, and said pitifully to him: Chu Chu, how could you be so cruel.

Hold!When Di Chu woke up from the dream for the sixth time, he checked the time: 05:30.

Don't sleep!Di Chu threw off the quilt irritably, and sat there angrily, wanting to explode.

In summer, it dawns early, and the morning light outside the window makes the building clear, and many birds are singing sporadically.Di Chu walked to the window, opened the window and took a deep breath, the morning breath penetrated deeply into his heart.

Finally he felt a little better, and the monster in the dream also left him.

Turn on your phone, it's still early.Going to school now, don't say that you will be regarded as an idiot who learns from madness, the school gate is probably not open.

Di Chu sat down at the desk, turned on the standing desk lamp, and warm yellow light covered the table.Suddenly found some words, but I couldn’t see them very clearly. Di Chu stretched out his hand to touch it. It felt three-dimensional frosted, roughly meaning——

Close the door and lock the world out.

What the hell, Di Chu frowned, blaming literature and art.

Di Chu turned on the computer. From the transfer to the present, he has never logged into the official account, and Xu Lu has been taking care of the background.Although Xu Lu's management is okay, but the article is always written by himself, and he doesn't know if he has lost fans.

On the backstage login, Di Chu was inexplicably surprised when he saw the number of followers. It really started with talent and was loyal to Lao Tzu's character!Not a single follower is missing, but it has increased a little.

Di Chu couldn't help laughing in his heart, it would be a lie to say that he wasn't moved after seeing the messages of these followers.

— When will the first brother update it?

— On the first day when Chu Ge was away, I missed him; on the second day, I missed him; on the third day, I missed him.

—I just wanted to ask if Brother Chu disappeared? ! !I want to call the police! !

— Chuchu hasn’t responded to messages for a long time, what happened recently?

Di Chu wanted to reply, but didn't know where to start.

Some things in life are like this, there is nothing you can do about it, and you can't change it.People around you care about you, even strangers are reaching out to you to encourage you without hesitation.

You can't get out of the evil barrier of reality, and it's impossible to pour bitter water on anyone you catch.

It's too hypocritical, and others may not want to hear it.

Di Chu thought for a while, and sent a group message: The update will resume this Friday.

Then I browsed the comments of the article, and there are many new comments.Some readers leave messages repeatedly under the same article, and come back to talk about their feelings after a long time.

Di Chu seemed to be watching everyone's growth, and couldn't help smiling.

No matter how helpless the reality is, there will always be people who will go through the thorns and thorns.

When you unknowingly crossed the chasm and looked back, you will find that the world is not beautiful, but it is not so bad.

However, Di Chu could see others clearly, but not himself.In prison, there is no escape.

The time passing backstage passed quickly, and when Di Chu heard the door opening outside, he thought it was Qi Chi who had woken up.Just thinking that this stupid son usually looks wild, but he is quite punctual and self-conscious when he goes to school.

Di Chu went to open the door, and wanted to ask if there was any breakfast shop near Qi Chi's community.

Just opened.

day.

Day damn egg steamed stuffed bun raw pancake fried dough sticks!

The moment Di Chu saw Qi Ling, he automatically recounted in his mind all the things he wanted to eat this morning.

It was so frustrating, seeing the person in the dream early in the morning, both of them were embarrassed and speechless.

Qi Ling was full of the indescribable appearance of Di Chu under him, and felt that he was about to raise the flag again, so he hurriedly took two steps: "Well, I woke up quite early."

"...You too..." Di Chu hypocritically coughed, and the tense atmosphere seemed to suddenly disappear out of thin air.

The two people who were able to jump up and fight yesterday, from the moment they met this morning, the atmosphere has quietly changed.

"Have you...washed up yet?" Qi Ling walked two steps towards the toilet, then turned around, "How about you first?"

"Oh." Di Chu was stunned, "No, no, you go first, it's okay."

"It hasn't been washed yet, so you come here, and I'll clean up the rest."

"No, no, wash it, you..."

The two of them had a meal together, no, what the hell is going on with the respectful and humble appearance of brothers and sisters?Is this their style, bewitched?

Qi Ling and Di Chu looked at each other, and said in unison, "I go first!"

"Aren't you cheap?" Di Chu said aloud and walked over, "I'll go first."

Qi Ling stood in front of the toilet door with a look of reason: "First come, first served, who made you dawdle behind like an old lady with bound feet."

The relaxed atmosphere became tense again when the door of the master bedroom opened.

A figure rushed out from inside, shouting while running, "Ahhhh! I'm going to piss my pants! Please let me go! I'm suffocating!"

The two people at the door of the toilet were stupefied by the barking of the dog. When Qi Chi closed the door, Di Chu suddenly turned around with a look of disbelief: "Your brother, he ate bear heart and leopard gall?"

"I think it is," Qi Ling slammed on the door, "Piss in your head, you have a toilet idiot in your bedroom!"

Qi Chi, who was urinating freely, was so frightened by the roar that he almost lost control, and it took him a long time to realize, "Hey, my brother and I changed rooms!" ?

The early morning farce left Di Chu still engrossed in his mind on the way to school.

So fucking upset.

He just walked into the school gate with Qi Ling, and found that the students around him were always sneaking at them.

"Didn't I wash my face?" Di Chu turned his head and asked Qi Ling, with one meaning in his mouth and another meaning in his eyes, "If you dare to say yes, have you seen the basketball court, I will hang you on the blue board today .”

Qi Ling pretended to look at it seriously, looking left and right: "How could that be, he's so handsome! This pale-faced one is like..."

"What..." Di Chu narrowed his eyes dangerously, Qi Ling, a bastard, almost stepped on one of his three dead spots.

"Don't talk to the stars in the sky, the children on the ground are called chatter, and the mother's arms..." Qi Ling changed his style of painting and sang his mother, the lyrics are nonsense, and none of the words are correct.

Singing, Qi Ling ran to the hoop to perform routine daily tasks in a few steps.The slender and powerful legs jumped lightly, and he easily grabbed the basket with his hands. Qi Ling freed up a hand to wave to Di Chu.

The latter walked away with a cold face, pretending not to know him.

This mentally retarded child drank poor-quality milk powder a lot.

Entering the classroom, let alone whether there is anyone reviewing, there are not many students.There were a few students sitting sparsely on the seats, those who were engrossed in playing with their mobile phones, those who caught up on sleep, and those who were eating breakfast. Anyway, none of them were studying in the morning.

Di Chu raised his head and looked at the clock. It was [-]:[-]. This is his fucking school, and he had been notified and criticized for joining the one-day tour of the rostrum.

When it was almost 07:30, students came in large numbers, and the classroom gradually became noisy.Many people were still unfamiliar. Di Chu couldn't get excited, so he put a few books on the table, and prepared to go back to sleep.

As soon as he got down on the ground, something knocked on his table. "Papa, papa, papa" was quite crisp and continuous, and Di Chu raised his head under pressure.

A ruler entered his eyes, followed by another face, which was Cheng Sicong.

Di Chu felt that Cheng Sicong was either living too naively, and his intellectual level was tenaciously rooted in kindergarten, or he lived too freely and was not afraid of being whipped.

"Take it back." Di Chucong buried his head in the crook of his arms, only his eyes were exposed, his voice was not loud, buzzing, and was soon drowned in the noise of the classroom.

Cheng Sicong guessed that he didn't hear it, so he took a ruler and slapped it a few more times.

"Speak directly! Believe it or not, I'll beat you right away?!" Di Chu's obviously better mood two days ago was burned again, and he was so angry that he had to catch up with sleep.

Cheng Sicong was stunned for a moment, took back the ruler, moved the chair to Di Chu's desk, and asked seriously, "Did you come with Brother Ling this morning?"

"Even if I come with the President of the country, what does it matter to you?"

Di Chu didn't understand what happened when he and Qi Ling went to school together, it was like the big news in the world, everyone was watching it on the walk, and some people came to ask when they entered the classroom.

Isn't a group of people so idle!

Before Qi Ling returned to the classroom, Cheng Sicong hurriedly asked, "Are you... all right?"

"Then it's none of your business? Without you worrying about the end of the world tomorrow, right?" Di Chu looked at the man in front of him irritably, thinking that if Cheng Sicong dared to say another word, he would definitely beat him up.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Sicong saw it at this time, and hurried back to his seat before Di Chu made a move.

When Qi Ling entered the classroom, he saw Di Chu's downcast face, and put it there to see the bright signboard: This dog is crazy, don't let strangers get close.

"Who are you showing the bully face of the old society?" Qi Ling pulled out his chair and sat down, lying on the table with Di Chu.

"The old society is not as evil as me, stay away from me." Di Chu moved to the side.

Qi Ling didn't understand: "Don't take your anger out on me, who messed with you? Come on, let's beat him together."

"No one." Di Chu glanced at Cheng Sicong, forget it, don't argue with idiots, "Just you."

"Me?" Qi Ling raised his eyebrows, reached out and took out a notebook from the desk, "Come on, Uncle Di, tell me, what did I offend you, I'll write it down."

"Fuck, are you free? You have to remember everything, to prevent Alzheimer's?"

"Uncle Qi's little book~"

"Do you hold grudges?"

"Look who it is."

"mine?"

"Don't remember."

The two men lay on the table and met their eyes, looked at each other for a while, and smiled at the same time.

What a fucking idiot.

"Don't recruit me, I'll sleep for a while." Di Chu buried his head, completely unwilling to speak.

Qi Ling was a little surprised: "You don't listen to the class?"

"What class are you listening to?" Di Chu asked angrily, "Didn't you learn all these things in the first and second grades?"

"Oh," Qi Ling said, "how the hell would I know, and I never attend lectures."

Di Chu didn't reply, as if he really fell asleep.

Qi Ling lay on his stomach and played with his mobile phone for a while, and when he spotted Di Chu, he swiped the camera lightly and took a picture.

The first section was a Chinese class. From the perspective of the sleepy crowd under the podium, this class was not very good.It's boring, tedious, and takes a long time.

Qi Ling didn't last long, he didn't sleep well last night, he fell asleep with his head tilted while listening.

I don't know how long it has passed, but I fell into a drowsy sleep. Anyway, my hands are a little numb and my legs are a little sore.

Di Chu always felt that someone was patting him: "Hey...Xiao Chuchu...is it time to change the book...?"

The speaker's tone was also sleepy, as if he was about to die.Di Chu slept right, feeling inexplicably annoyed, change a fart book!sleep!

Just for a while, Di Chu fell asleep again.

It was Qi Ling who called him. Actually, Qi Ling seldom sleeps in the classroom. If he was not particularly sleepy, he would not ask for trouble.Sleeping on the desk, one pair of eyes is bad, two pairs of cervical spine are bad, third the desk is too hard, fourth the classroom is too noisy, and fifth there is always someone bothering him.

So in fact, Qi Ling slept very restlessly. I don't know which class's bell woke him up.I was a little sleepy, and I thought about it with my remaining sober consciousness, whether it's time to change the book.

Without even raising his head, he stretched out his hand to push Di Chu.Seeing that Di Chu didn't respond after speaking, he couldn't bear the tiredness anymore, so he withdrew his hand, changed his position and continued to sleep.

Until the two were woken up by a book and a blackboard eraser at the same time.

The pain penetrated from the head to the nerves, and the moment the sleep was interrupted, Di Chu and Qi Ling almost subconsciously wanted to yell, who the hell is going to die? !

Then he opened his eyes and accepted the attention of the whole class.

Then I saw a male teacher on the podium staring at them angrily.Well, fortunately, it's not short-sighted, Di Chu thought.

Who is this then?

Di Chu turned to look at Qi Ling, the two of them woke up almost at the same time.

"Doesn't your class ignore sleep in class?" Di Chu asked Qi Ling a little confused.

The latter sighed: "It depends on who it is, there is always a clear stream in the world."

Just after finishing speaking, there was a roar from the podium: "You guys still dare to chat?! Do you have the self-consciousness to abide by the school rules and discipline!?"

When Di Chu looked back, the male teacher was thin and explosive.He stood up without hesitation, Qi Ling paused for a moment, and then stood up too.

Anyway, at school, whether you are committing a crime, being praised, or answering a question, it is right to stand up first.In the eyes of the teacher, this is called attitude. Of course, after agreeing to your attitude, what will happen to you is left to fate.

The male teacher pointed at the two of them: "Come, come, read to me the first paragraph on page 46!"

Di Chu and Qi Ling picked up the book in front of them at the same time, and opened their mouths.

"King Hui of Liang said: 'The widows are devoted to the country, and they are devoted to their ears. The evil in Hanoi will move its people to the east of the river*..."

"My name is Likang, Ilive in Shijiazhuang, city not far from Beijing*..."

At the beginning, the whole class burst into laughter, and the ceiling was almost lifted for a while.

Qi Ling and Di Chu looked at each other again.

"How the hell do you read Chinese?"

"How the hell do you read English?"

The eyes of the two are full of this idiot knocking his brain on the table and knocking off his IQ, what a fucking shame.

However, the point is not here. The thin male teacher brushed chalk with two fingers, and Di Chu and Qi Ling hurriedly hid when they saw that the situation was not good.

"You still dare to hide!" The male teacher was furious, "Look and see! Look at what class is being taught! Open your dog eyes to see clearly!"

If the two of you can't laugh, if you don't hide from me and stand here waiting for you to smash me, then I'm just an idiot.But when they saw the words on the blackboard, the two wanted to laugh again.

Shit, this is geography class.

"Ah! Did you see clearly! Did you see clearly?!" The male teacher slammed the blackboard, and the dust on the blackboard kept falling down.The lineup is quite big.

"Why didn't you fucking remind me that this is a geography teacher?" Di Chu asked Qi Ling in a low voice as he stood without changing his face, staring at the blackboard.

"I'm going, didn't I wake up? Besides, even if I realized it, who knows which book he read?!"

Qi Ling whispered, and closed the English book in his hand.

The male teacher seemed to be unable to stop when he cursed: "You guys have the nerve to mutter! Talk about it! Did you fucking turn page 46? Ah! Did you take a geography book, ah! You bastard!"

Di Chu actually wanted to say that I really turned to page 46.Sincerely not to deceive you, but he dare not say it, he is afraid of making the teacher cry.

Qi Ling was not wronged, so he casually turned a page and started reading.

At this time, the classroom was full of noise except laughter, and Cheng Sicong looked back at Di Chu teasingly, as if he was looking at the expression of a scumbag.

Di Chu was so angry that he couldn't help turning his head and asked Qi Ling: "Do you have a lot of fights in your class?"

Qi Ling took his eyes off the teacher: "Not much, what's the matter."

"I want to eat meat today."

"Who?"

Qi Ling followed Di Chu's eyes and looked over: "Oh, Cheng Sicong—"

This sentence is very meaningful, and people with a lot of thoughts may think a few more turns.

"Are you flirting?" Di Chu said.

"Tch, how can I. I'm not blind." Qi Ling shrugged, "This guy is just sloppy, and he has a good heart. But if you want to make a move, count me in."

"Did he offend you?" Di Chu was surprised. It stands to reason that Cheng Si never married Qi Ling.When he came to this school, Di Chu felt that Qi Ling was the school's hidden boss, and no one dared to brush him.

Qi Ling leaned against the wall, put his hand into the bag, and the old god said: "The main reason is that he provoked you."

"Still chatting! Still chatting! You two are full of guts! Bravery! Bravery! Get the hell out of the office!" The male teacher was so furious that he almost jumped out of a hole in the floor while standing on the podium.

Di Chu wanted to say that there is only one gut in me, so I wouldn't be a monster if I had so much guts.I saw the teacher's hideous expression.Swallowing the complaint back, He and Qi Ling consciously went out through the back door.

Di Chu: "It's a pity that he doesn't teach Chinese. Teaching geography is really burying talents. Idioms are so slippery."

"Teacher Qin is like this, the atmosphere is right, and he can speak without stopping." Qi Ling walked beside, and the two walked left along the corridor.

"Wait, where is his office?" Di Chu suddenly stopped.

Qi Ling looked at him and smiled: "How would I know?"

"Fuck! Isn't this your teacher?!"

"Then it's your teacher now."

Standing in the corridor, the two saw the sympathy and sympathy for the same kind in the eyes of the other. Fortunately, they did not meet each other in the past ten years. If they were not brothers, they would become mortal enemies.

"...Then now..." Di Chu laughed, feeling a little amused.

Qi Ling shrugged: "Let's go, go to Boss Lin's place for a drink. Teacher Qin started to investigate and said that we were bumped into by Boss Lin halfway and called us away. There's nothing wrong."

"Damn it," Di Chu said, "I really don't make drafts."

The two happily walked towards the heartless office, anyway, they were going to an office, whoever he was.

Here are the ready-made reasons.

Anyone who doesn't run is an idiot.

As a result, when the geography get out of class was over, Teacher Qin waited in the office and waited for the two of them to be seen, knocking on the desk angrily and yelling.

And after the person involved stepped into the careless office, he regretted wanting to turn back the time and start all over again, as if nothing had happened.

Boss Lin said, "Do you want to dance at the closing ceremony of this year's Winter Games?"

The two of them were thunderbolt from the blue sky, jumping an egg, jumping!

The author has something to say:

Note:"*"

① What Di Chu read was "Compulsory Chinese 3" in senior high school, Unit 46, page [-], Lesson [-], "The Widow's Relationship to the Country".

②Qi Ling is studying "English Compulsory 1" of the foreign research version senior high school, the first unit, the first lesson, "My First Dayat Senih"

In fact, I really hope they dance together, after all, the two are highly skilled and courageous, don't grind them, I don't know what it means to be young is to clean up.

Well probably so.

Another: As more and more darlings read the text, some details in some texts don’t need to be too exquisite. It’s a campus text, everyone enjoys reading it.