flirting without breaking the law

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! You guys are inhumane!" Qi Ling screamed again and again, and started protesting before he got close to the roller coaster, "Are you elementary school students? What have you been playing! Mountains! Cars!?"

"Qi is three years old, who said he is not afraid?" Di Chu dragged Qi Ling to prevent him from running away, "Is he still a man?"

"Di is two years old, let me tell you, if you don't play, it doesn't mean you're not a man!" Qi Ling was bent by Di Chu's neck with his arm, and stubbornly pointed a finger at Di Chu, "A gentleman takes revenge ten times!" It's not too late, you have to think about whether you can get out of bed when you go back tonight!"

"Let's not discuss whether we can get out of bed tonight. It's still unknown whether you can get off the roller coaster later." Di Chu smiled sinisterly, "Don't even think about leaving today."

Chi Ziqiao fanned the flames with a little "sympathy": "Xiao Chu, Brother Ling has been afraid of this since he was a child, so it's better not to force it, but I think it's good to exercise."

"That's right, that's right," Cheng Sicong suddenly stretched out his head, "Brother Ling, you are a man, are you afraid of riding a roller coaster? Isn't this a bad thing in school?"

"You fucking dare," Qi Ling said in a fit of anger, "I haven't settled with you for breaking my date today, don't jump!"

"I didn't dance, how dare I dance." Cheng Sicong said in a dragged voice, "Brother Chu, are you satisfied today?"

"Satisfied." Di Chu said without hesitation, "Very satisfied."

Seeing that he was being dragged closer and closer to the roller coaster, Qi Ling felt as if he wanted to die: "Fuck, Chu, who is your boyfriend! Let me ask you, are you jungler or carry?"

"Carry didn't have to run the whole game."

"Not going wild anymore?"

Di Chu didn't bat an eyelid: "No more beatings."

Qi Ling almost burst into tears. He didn't like to play jungle the most in his life, but only loved to carry the audience. He lost his existence value in an instant: "...Chu Chu, is it that the video game city is not fun, or you don't love me?"

"I just remember who told me at the door just now, I'm really not afraid." Di Chu let go of Qi Ling and crossed his arms.

Six people stood at the entrance of the roller coaster, five against one.Qi Ling gritted his teeth, he really lifted a stone to pit himself.Then look up at the roller coaster tens of meters high, many of which have a 45-degree elevation angle and a nearly [-]-degree dive.

Qi Ling's eyes were a little straightened, and he silently swallowed his saliva: "Chu, is there still time?"

Is there still time to pick up the rhetoric that was just thrown out without thinking?

Of course Di Chu knew what he meant, and said with a smile, "It's too late."

Your uncle, if you say you don't want to play, you won't play, how embarrassing we are.

Qi Ling still can't figure out how he got on the roller coaster, sat next to Di Chu and fastened his seat belt, Chi Basui and Bai Jiusui sat in front, and Cheng Liusui and Zhong Qisui sat straight behind.

Before the roller coaster started, Qi Ling turned his head and asked miserably: "Honey, can you let me go down..."

"No," Di Chu said, "Qi is three years old, it's time to grow up."

"I don't want to grow up this way."

"Brother Ling, it's not enough. It's really nothing, it's very exciting. You can close your eyes when you drive later, prepare in advance when going uphill, and shout when going downhill." Cheng Sicong kicked Qi from behind. Ling's chair, "We all know how to yell, and no one will laugh at you if you yell twice."

"Shut up! Cheng Liusui!" Qi Ling said, "I'll take care of you when I recover from my injury."

Cheng Sicong turned his head silently, not because he was afraid of being punished, but the name Cheng Liusui was a bit embarrassing.In order to trick Qi Ling into riding the roller coaster, they even signed a treaty that forfeit their power and humiliated the country.

The content is: Qi Ling must agree to call them any nickname at any time.

Bai Jun turned his head to check Chi Ziqiao's seat belt, and Qi Ling subconsciously took Di Chu's hand.

"Report," Qi Ling raised his voice, "Chi eight years old!"

"Here!" Chi Ziqiao yelled loudly indifferently.

"Bai Nine Years Old!"

"To!"

"Di Er——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Di Ersuan hadn't screamed yet, the speeding car was moving forward, and Qi Ling had already roared out quite uselessly.The hand holding Di Chu was suddenly clenched, and with a "click", Di Chu's knuckles rang.

"Fuck, fuck! Don't fucking yell! You haven't started going uphill yet!" Di Chu struggled for a long time, then pulled out his hand and covered Qi Ling's mouth.It felt like all eyes were on them, and the ridicule was very obvious.

Qi Ling was cheap and owed, and when the roller coaster really climbed to the top, he suddenly shut up.When the flying car started to go downhill rapidly and the wind could blow people up, everyone in the car was screaming, including Di Chu couldn't help but yelled a few times.

Qi Ling insisted on holding back a word.

Di Chu almost thought that Qi Ling was frightened into a dementia beside him.

Cheng Sicong yelled the most unrestrainedly: "Mom ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Zhong Shi was not to be outdone: "Fuck, fuck, fuck - day, day - wow -"

In contrast, Chi Ziqiao and Bai Jun shouted in a much more regular manner.

The screams rose and fell with the ups and downs of the roller coaster, and Di Chu could fully feel the curious eyes of the people below stretching their necks to look at orangutans.

Damn it, Di Chu thought, so fucking stupid.

Couldn't help shouting: "Ah——!"

When Qi Ling got off the roller coaster, he was in a dazed state and his footsteps were a little floating. People who didn't know thought he was spacewalking.

Several other people still have more to say, feeling that the roller coaster is just an appetizer.It's not time for the main course yet.

Just as Qi Ling recovered from the state of "who am I, where am I, and what the hell am I doing", Di Chu hugged his shoulders with excitement on his face: "Qi is three years old! Jump off the building!"

"Jump, what are you jumping for?!" Qi Ling looked in the direction, and the jumping machine tens of meters away went straight up and down, experiencing the reality of jumping from a building on the spot.

Before Qi Ling could sit on it, his stomach felt a little nauseous for a moment, and cold sweat broke out on his back just by imagining it.

"Di is two years old, can we be more sunny and normal? If you want to jump off the building, you have a dark mind. Let's go back to the hospital, shall we?" Qi Ling tried his best to sound calm, he had a bad feeling.

Hang up today.

Di Chu didn't intend to let him go: "Don't be a fucking weasel and give chickens New Year's greetings, who dragged me out, you still have reason?"

"No," Qi Ling almost cried, pointing at Chi Ziqiao and the others, "Ask them, who knows how to play this, is there something wrong with their brains?"

The other four said in unison: "Of course we are playing, we are just sick."

"Fuck." Qi Ling said, "Fuck me!"

As for how Qi Ling got on the jumping machine, it's a mystery just like how he got on the roller coaster.

As for how he forcibly turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle on a roller coaster, and how he ignored the crowd and let himself fly on a jumping machine, it is also a mystery.

From the start of the jumping machine, Qi Ling was the only one left in the sky whose shouts attracted the most attention.

I don't even want to ignore it.

"Fuck! Fuck! Put me down!! I won't sit down anymore! Let me down!"

"My God! It's falling! It's falling! Chu! Chu! Are you there!"

"Stopped? Did it stop? God damn it, don't cut off the power!"

"Ahhhh-"

Di Chu felt that his face of more than ten years had been lost, and Qi Ling's relentless yelling made the staff want to close the amusement facility in advance.

After all, according to Qi Ling's miserable roar, it always gives people the illusion that he will die on it at any time.

But when Di Chu heard it, he thought it was too funny, and Qi Ling was so scared that he looked like an idiot, which was rare in a hundred years.

In fact, Di Chu wanted to comfort Qi Ling at first: don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here.

But for some reason, it may be caused by the common gloating psychology of human beings. When the words came to the lips, they directly became a long series: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !

Hearing Di Chu's stick-like laughter, Qi Ling was so angry that he wanted to unbuckle his seat belt and jump directly!

Then the voice in the air changed again.

Qi Ling's continuous scolding sounds mixed with Di Chu's more and more vigorous laughter, tormenting the ears of everyone.In the end, the screams on the entire jumping machine disappeared, and it all became another style of painting.

"Smiling fart! Can you be more serious! Shout out——!"

"Who the hell is swearing! Fuck! Do you want to fight!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

"Hahahaha! Hiccup! Fuck! Oh my god-"

That day, the staff of the jumping machine watched with trepidation as a group of people cursed and laughed and got off the jumping machine.I always feel that this is a scene that can be like a blockbuster rush in minutes.

Qi Ling got off the jumping machine with a pale face, and Di Chu didn't feel too well.But when Bai Jun pointed at the big pendulum, Di Chu felt himself alive again.

Chi Ziqiao always had a calm face, pursing his lips with a smile; Cheng Sicong probably really lacked a root string in his brain, and had already begun to gear up; Zhong Shi made a rather cool move.

Qi Ling thought, let's just die.

Silently took a step back.

"What are you doing, three years old." Di Chu grabbed Qi Ling's hand, "Let's go, the big pendulum is quite fun."

Funny ass.

I dare to say this in my heart.

Qi Ling held Di Chu's hand instead: "Honey, if I did something wrong, just tell me, okay?"

"Did you do anything wrong?" Di Chu smiled, "Go, big pendulum."

Qi Ling knew that if he didn't go through all the stimulus items today, he wouldn't be able to reveal the story.Qi Ling also knew that the most excessive thing was the big pendulum! 360-degree rotation in a circle!People want to be in the air!Handstand!pause!For a few seconds!

When Qi Ling got off the big pendulum again, no one waited, and rushed directly to the toilet.

Di Chu stood where he was and didn't catch up, with a hint of distress in his eyes.

Fuck, it really hurts.

Cheng Si never expected Qi Ling's reaction to be so strong, and he was a little confused: "Brother Ling, this is... Damn, you won't vomit, right?"

"It's possible," Chi Ziqiao said, "He has been afraid of exciting projects since he was a child. Xiao Chu, let's go and have a look."

Di Chu wanted to rush in early, but just stood there and organized his words. He probably tortured Qi Ling enough today.

Di Chu turned his head to Chi Ziqiao and said, "Go find a place to rest first, and I'll go and have a look."

"Come out and get in touch."

Qi Ling didn't vomit, but his stomach churned violently, and he felt nauseous and retched.There was also bursts of pain from the abdominal wound, and a layer of cold sweat oozes from the back.

Qi Ling washed his face with cold water, and passed a piece of paper from behind: "Spit up?"

"No..." Qi Ling suddenly felt aggrieved.

"Didn't you say you're not afraid, you say you're a man." Di Chu leaned against the sink.

Qi Ling wiped off the water with paper: "Forget it... it's better not to be a man for now."

After finishing speaking, I felt wrong, and added another sentence: "Let's be a boy first."

Di Chu caressed Qi Ling's face, and slowly pressed his thumb over his lower lip: "You know the lesson, will you still be brave in the future?"

After a while, Qi Ling said in a daze, "Dare...you are teaching me a lesson."

"Yes," Di Chu nodded, "If you don't experience it yourself, you don't know what a lesson is. Will you still be brave when you encounter problems in the future? Hmm?"

"How can I..."

"One-on-six, isn't it? Riding a roller coaster? Don't refuse. If I let you play, you go. Isn't this bragging?!"

Di Chu was a little angry while talking, looking at Qi Ling's pale face, he felt remorseful and sad.

"Ask you! Do you know what's wrong?" Di Chu raised his voice and asked.

Qi Ling understood in an instant that Di Chu was still thinking about fighting and getting injured, and his heart suddenly softened.

This person always remembers himself and always puts him first in his heart. What could be more touching than this.

Qi Ling stretched out his hand and hugged Di Chu into his arms: "Could you stop being so awkward in the future, sweetheart, you're going to fuck me to death."

"Forget it if you die." Knowing that Qi Ling understood what he meant, Di Chu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Brother Ling, you have to remember that you never have to be brave in front of me."

Why do you have to be brave in front of your lover?

That person is both your backing and your spear.He can go forward bravely for you, and he can also be your most gentle harbor.The tired bird returns to its nest, and the sword returns to its sheath.

People who say they love you can not only appreciate your strength, but also understand your fragility.

It’s okay to venture into the rivers and lakes alone, and it’s also okay to retreat to the market with firewood, salt, sauce and vinegar.

As long as it's you in the end.

Don't forget, even if one day the world is barren, we are still each other's believers.

So, why are you trying to be brave in front of me?

Believe it or not, I'll take care of you.

Qi Ling buried her head in Di Chu's neck: "Honey, I was wrong. Never again."

"Nothing?"

"Stop trying to be brave."

"Does your stomach hurt?"

"It hurts." Qi Ling said aggrievedly.

Di Chu reached into his clothes and touched the wound.

"Keep going, and go back after playing with them enough."

"Okay." Qi Ling pulled Di Chu's hand out, and pulled it to his lips for a kiss, "Go to the video game city, I want to play video games."

"Let's go." Di Chu smiled indulgently, and led Qi Ling out.

"Beginning."

"Ok?"

"Do you think we are arguing?"

"……Calculate?"

"I didn't expect that one day we would quarrel."

Di Chu didn't look back, but the two held hands tightly.

Di Chu said: "The courseoftureloveneverdidrunsmooth.*"

Qi Ling went up and hugged Di Chu from behind, whispering in his ear, "Speak human."

Di Chu chuckled, turned his head and kissed the corner of Qi Ling's mouth.

"True love has no smooth path."

As long as you love the right person, mountains of swords and seas of fire are all scenery.

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Note:"*"

"The courseoftureloveneverdidrunsmooth.*"

(True love has no smooth path)

-Shakespeare

① Brother Ling was scared today. After all, there are some problems in his bones that must be corrected, otherwise there will be more problems in the future.The same is true for lovers in life. Only when two people keep working together and constantly correct some inappropriate problems for each other can they really last for a long time.

②Good! ! !Video game city tomorrow!Let Ling be a handsome and forceful man!

Sweet tomorrow!

③ Today, when Lao Qi entered the deep mountains and old forests to take pictures of volcanoes, he happened to encounter volcanic activities, and the steam that came out mixed with the smell of sulfur was really too stinky.

Coupled with the rain today, it was directly cold into an orangutan mallet QAQ!

Wow cry out.