flirting without breaking the law

The result of a night of indulgence was a few days of backache and leg pain. After Di Chu sat in the classroom and turned his face six times, Qi Ling silently took off his coat and put it on the chair for him.

"Then what, Chu, is it better?" Qi Ling's face was filled with the message "I'm very sorry but I have to admit it's really cool".

Di Chu stared at the book for a long time, but still couldn't find a flower, so he turned his head and said, "Qi Ling, you are a fucking dog!"

Qi Ling glanced at Di Chu, then quietly moved the chair aside: "Then you..."

Di Chu's back stiffened, the pen paused on the paper, and a small lump of ink blew out from the tip of the pen.

dog, day, the...

"Qi Ling, you're finished." Di Chu turned to stare at him, "You're fucking finished."

Qi Ling was a little happy, shaking his phone so much that he couldn't hold it steady: "You still don't allow people to laugh, it's too much."

Di Chu stretched out his leg and kicked Qi Ling's chair: "If you laugh again, believe it or not, I will beat you, go out and fight after class!"

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh, I don't laugh."

"Qi Ling, I really find that you owe a lot."

"I'm a dog, can I be a dog?"

"Fuck!" Di Chu kicked again, "You're a dog, what the hell am I!"

Qi Ling smiled and swiped a few times on the phone, putting it in his pocket.He moved the chair back to the table, and pulled out a sketchbook from the pile of books on the floor.

Di Chu glanced at it out of the corner of his eye: "The game is over?"

"No, I don't want to play anymore." Qi Ling opened the sketchbook, which was brand new, and took out a few sharpened pencils from the drawer.

"There is no title like this, the quality of your teammates is touching the world." Di Chu changed a marker pen and took it in his hand to outline the key points.

Qi Ling started to draw a draft in the notebook: "Maybe I'm so handsome."

"Oh." Di Chu glanced sideways and was sketching, "Your face is bigger than a heartless ass."

"Fuck, as a top student, how can you take the college entrance examination with your level of metaphor?"

"At this level, you are [-] blocks away!"

Qi Ling was so happy that he laughed out loud: "Compared to me, don't you think you're too inferior?"

"At this time, you have self-knowledge." Di Chu gave him a sideways glance, "Who are you drawing?"

"Drawing you."

"Can't you be more tactful?"

Qi Ling paused, then sighed: "Hey, well, I'm painting a fairy."

"Fuck," Di Chu rolled his eyes, "Draw better, if you don't draw me handsome and unrestrained, you will be finished."

"How to finish?" Qi Ling blinked.

Di Chu turned his head and pointed at him with a red marker: "Fuck you."

Qi Ling almost threw the pencil out, met Di Chu's eyes immediately, and asked in a low voice, "Honey, are you comfortable?"

"Fuck!" Di Chu growled in a low voice, "Fuck! How dare you fucking mention it!"

Qi Ling continued to draw with a smile: "I was wrong, I was wrong, sweetheart."

"It's a shameless thing." While feeling upset, Di Chu took out his mobile phone from his bag and habitually checked the time.

Qi Chi sent a message on the screen: "Dad! Shocked! Big news! The reply can be seen."

Di Chu felt that he was going to be driven crazy by these two brothers, so he slid the unlock button and replied.

-Are you an idiot?

Qi Chi replied after a while.

— Big news!Do you listen?

—If you don’t talk about it, just pull it down a few times and get out of here.

—Hey no, can the brotherhood between us be saved?

— Is there any camaraderie between us?

—... Fuck... Dad, do you think this is called for nothing?

Di Chu laughed a few times.

— If you have something to say, hurry up.

— Tomorrow is Saturday, your sister's birthday.

Di Chu was taken aback. To be honest, he really didn't know.

After coming here for a few months, apart from going home to accompany Wen Qiongfang every week and asking about Wen Rushui's recent situation, I never thought about paying attention to when Wen Rushui's birthday is.In the first 17 years of life, apart from my parents, I was myself, and then Xu Lu was added.He remembered Xu Lu's birthday, because that idiot would always remind him a few months before his birthday.

Later, when I came back here, I was not used to having two more relatives at first, and then moved out to live, and the intersection did not increase much.Naturally, there will be no special in-depth understanding, not to mention that things like birthdays are relatively private.

At least for a man and a woman, most of the initiative to ask someone else's birthday is a bit of an attempt.

Although Wen Rushui is her younger sister.

Di Chu thought, Qi Erha is quite interested in chasing after his sister.

—Then what stupid thing are you trying to do to impress my sister?

—Father, what is a stupid thing? Is this a normal relationship under pure friendship? Don't think of me so wretchedly.

—Your brother is a hooligan, and you are not a good thing.Let's just say it.

—My brother is a hooligan, I admit it.

Di Chu withdrew the last message he sent with a smile, turned his head and called out: "Brother Ling."

"Huh?" Qi Ling's gaze was still on the sketchbook, Di Chu glanced at it, and the picture was of himself playing with his mobile phone.

Di Chu handed over the phone: "Can you draw something good, for example, I am reading my homework. See what your brother said."

"Sure, how about I turn my phone into a book?" Qi Ling took the phone with a smile, and his face changed when he saw the message from Qi Chi—my brother is a hooligan.

Qi Ling gritted his teeth and let out a sneer, and replied with a voice: "Qi Chi, go home tonight, pack your bags and get out."

Di Chu held back a smile and put the phone back, and sure enough, Qi Chi exploded over there.

- lean on! !Dad!You cheat me! !Still have this kind of operation? JPG.

—So you hurry to get to the point.

"What did you and Qi Chi say?" Qi Ling couldn't help asking after drawing for a while.

"I'll tell you later." Di Chu replied the message on the screen.

—What I think is, how about you, me, my brother, and the three of us celebrating Rushui's birthday?Invite her over for dinner tomorrow and throw her a small birthday party.

— You can have this one. You decorate the living room, and I will cook.

-readily!Dad!Moved to tears!

—Take a picture, you didn't cry and go home and beat you.

—Fuck, I'm exaggerating.

—All right, all right, is there anything else?

—Report to the president, the work report is complete.Serious JPG.

— back off.

-twitter.

Di Chu locked the phone, looked up at the quiet classroom, and felt that the teacher could put himself to sleep standing on the podium.

"Qi Chi said that my sister's birthday is tomorrow, and she plans to celebrate my sister's birthday at home, just the four of us."

Qi Ling's sketch was almost finished, the nib of the pen wandered away, and he said with two minds: "Yes, what time is tomorrow?"

"Let's have dinner, go back tonight and see what else we have at home." Di Chu picked up the pen and continued to scan the knowledge points.

"Let's buy fresh ones tomorrow." Qi Ling seemed to have finished the work, so he lifted the notebook and put it away, and looked at the overall effect, it was not bad. "Anyway, it's also a birthday, so leave the ones in the refrigerator for Qi Chi to eat."

"Alright, then..." Di Chushun glanced at the sketchbook, "Fuck, the drawing is really ugly."

"If you want to say that you are ugly, what can I do?" Qi Ling spread his hands, "It is obvious that my paintings are so handsome that people and gods are angry."

"Get out." Di Chu snatched the drawing book and looked at it carefully. In fact, the drawing is quite good. "Go buy a gift for my sister tomorrow morning?"

"It's all up to you." Qi Ling said, "What do girls like?"

The two idiots who claimed to be omnipotent in heaven and earth gave a meal together.

This question is a bit out of line.

What do girls like?Who the hell knows?I have never liked a girl before!

The two tacitly took out their mobile phones and started Baidu.

Just as Di Chu entered "Girl's birthday", a row of similar question links such as "What should I give/what do I like" immediately appeared below.

Fuck, it seems that they are not the only ones who are confused.

One world, one problem.

"What the hell is this? Give her a doll, give her a candlelight dinner, take her to a quiet place to set off fireworks... I can kiss her while I'm at it..." Qi Ling whispered while watching, "If we want to give these, we will definitely be caught by Qi Ling. Chi Biaolang hits*."

"It's still two iron wolves*," Di Chu said, "This is what a boyfriend should do."

Qi Ling paused, then turned around quietly: "Chu, are you reminding me of something?"

Di Chu was taken aback: "Qi Ling, you don't want to be forced!"

Qi Ling happily moved to the side, afraid of being beaten.

The two finally decided to work together to make a DIY cake for Wen Rushui, and then buy some other gifts.

"Let's go shopping after making the cake tomorrow morning." Di Chu sighed.

Qi Ling followed with a sigh: "It's not easy."

This matter is indeed as Qi Ling said, it is easy to agree, easy to plan, but not easy to do it.

Qi Chi took out the decorations that he had prepared to set up the atmosphere early in the morning, and started working in the living room since seven o'clock.Di Chu and Qi Ling got up and went to the living room. The room was filled with pink, light blue, and white balloons, and they couldn't find a place to set their feet.

"Those who don't know think you run a wedding company." Qi Ling dug out a place to stay in the sea of ​​balloons. "Can we stop doing it, are the cheeks still there?"

"Brother, my brother!" Qi Chi cried, "I can blow up so many balloons? Do you know what an air gun is?"

"Oh." Qi Ling said, "Capable."

When the two of them went out, Qi Chi repeatedly told them to go home early and cook.Di Chu was a little annoyed by the nagging, and almost slapped him.

Qi Ling had never made any cakes before, so he searched for a cake and biscuit DIY shop on the APP, and looked for it by address.

The moment Di Chu stepped into the store, she wanted to turn around, she was so fucking girlish.The two big boys just entered, and they directly received a wave of "indescribable and meaningful" sights.

"Fuck, Lifetime series." Standing in front of the cake embryo, Di Chu was a little speechless looking at the yellow cake.

Qi Ling put on his gloves, held the whipped cream, dipped a little bit into his mouth, "Chu, it's delicious. Do you want to try it?"

"Is your IQ below the line once in a while?" Di Chu looked at Qi Ling's mentally handicapped face with a heavy expression, "I beg you."

Qi Ling smiled: "If I'm not stupid, how can I bring out your superior intelligence."

"Then how about giving you a loving applause?"

"It's fine with the public, you give me a kiss?"

Qi Ling stretched out her face without hesitation.

The two girls who were making cakes at the next table immediately let out a hilarious laugh, the branches of laughter trembled, and the laughter was not covered up in the slightest. Even an idiot could understand what they meant.

Di Chu raised his hand and slapped Qi Ling: "Don't worry, we are two gorillas."

Qi Ling was the instigator of this idea, and it was Di Chu who actually did it all by himself.The only thing Qi Ling can do is to help deliver things, but the situation of the two always gives the cake shop owner the illusion that "they are not here to make cakes, but to have a date in disguise".

The boss sat behind the bar several times and wanted to come forward and tell them that you can choose the ready-made cakes in this cabinet, and I will lose if you keep you.

But the boss still chose to lose. After all, he looked melancholy at the two people who were busy making cakes and arguing at the same time, and felt that there was no possibility for him to intervene.

"Qi Ling, add some cream. Wait, did you fucking use the hand you just licked to add it? Fuck!" Di Chu looked at the cream on his hand in a daze for a long time, "You fucking ate it for me! I ate it all!"

"Don't, don't, I'll go, I don't! I really don't!"

"Are you a fucking fool?!"

"Chu, Chu, cake, cake!" Qi Ling hid on the other side of the table, pointing at the cake with a serious face, "Spread the cream evenly! Be sure to spread it evenly!"

"You want to say?!" Di Chu lowered his head and turned the cake carefully, "Bring me some pink cream, and make something like a flower."

"My beginner is my beginner, and I can do this kind of difficult operation!" Qi Ling handed over the piping bag, and turned to steal the cut fruit in the bowl.

Di Chugang squeezed out a petal: "Damn it? Did you learn watercolor in shit? Ah!? Did you tell me it's pink?!"

Qi Ling looked at the bright red lump on the snow-white cake with a complicated face, and had to admit that it was ugly.

"No, it looks pink from the outside of the piping bag."

Di Chu closed his eyes, broke the pot and continued to do it.After finally finishing the flower, and twisting a circle of thin waves around the edge of the cake, it finally doesn't look so hopeless.

"Brother Ling, fruit." Di Chu immediately completed the last wave without raising his head.

Qi Ling, who was eating yellow peaches, paused and looked at the two pieces of fruit left in the bowl.

Not good, to die.

Immediately turned around: "Boss! Can I add more fruit?"

Di Chu raised his head abruptly, looked at Qi Ling, and at the empty bowl.

"No, Chu, you listen to my explanation." Qi Ling stretched out his hand to stop it.

Di Chu almost threw the cake over, and pointed at Qi Ling with the spatula beside him: "Your uncle is still making a J8! You fucking spit it out for me! Fuck!"

"How do you vomit?!"

"I beat you up! Come here! Don't run away! Fuck, if you don't kill Qi Ling today, you're not finished!"

The two of them ran around the table several times without feeling stupid at all, Qi Ling pointed at the cake and yelled, "It can be rescued, it can be rescued!"

"You fucking call 120 first to rescue you!"

After making the cake without any risk, the two fell into deep contemplation when they looked at the "similar" cake in front of them.

"To be honest, Chu, do you have the nerve to open this cake in front of your sister?" Qi Ling swallowed, rarely serious.

Di Chu rubbed his temples: "Damn, who is to blame for this?"

Qi Ling was very shameless: "I don't know."

"Fuck," Di Chu complained helplessly, "The graphics on it really don't look like they were made by two people who know how to draw. The elementary school students are better than us."

"Without us, it's you." Qi Ling is not only shameless today, but also lifeless.

But Di Chu was too lazy to argue with him, making cakes was more tiring than fighting.

I'm so tiredJPG.

Finally, Di Chu waved his hand: "Whoever you love, anyway, you can eat the same after cutting it, pack it!"

When the two walked out of the store carrying the cake, the boss was moved to tears.

"I hope the rivers and lakes will disappear."

Di Chu and Qi Ling looked at each other: "It's best not to see each other, whoever brings up such a bad idea next time will blow the dog's head off."

The two ate something casually outside at noon, and hurriedly took the cake to buy gifts.Qi Ling dragged Di Chu around the mall for a long time, and finally stopped at the center of the first floor of the mall, looking at each other.

"What exactly are you buying?" Qi Ling put one hand in his pocket and held the cake in the other hand a little irritably.

Di Chu tied up her hair, feeling a little fried: "The cake is ready, don't shake it. Grandpa will throw you down from the twentieth floor tonight."

"Hey, yes." Qi Ling was convinced, "Why don't you buy clothes, don't girls like nice clothes?"

"Don't know the size."

"Probably, your sister has a pretty straight figure."

"It's hard to buy clothes, I'm afraid I won't be able to buy the style she likes." Di Chu exercised a veto.

Qi Ling looked around in a daze: "Why don't you buy a necklace, don't all little girls like to wear silver necklaces now?"

"This is not bad." Di Chu said, "Is it suitable for the two of us to give this?"

"Is there anything inappropriate? We are her brother, so there's nothing wrong with a brother loving his sister." Qi Ling pulled Di Chu to the counter, "It's your heart's desire, it's your sister's business whether to wear it or not, so worry about it." what."

"Excuse me, what do you two need?" The salesman smiled with his standard eight teeth, "Who are you buying for?"

"Well... buy it for our sister as a birthday present." Di Chu said, "Students in the third grade of junior high school, don't be too flashy, a silver necklace, just a simple style."

"Then show you these." The salesman took out a few necklaces, "These are the latest styles, the price is not expensive, and they are very suitable for students."

Di Chu picked up the necklace seriously, and Qi Ling walked along the counter to the other side, where a dazzling array of bracelets and pendants dazzled the eyes.

"Is there anything you need help?"

Qi Ling looked up, it was another salesperson.

"Just take a look." Qi Ling smiled.

"The young man is so handsome, he must have a girlfriend, do you want to buy the right ring or bracelet?" The salesperson was very enthusiastic, no different from the dumping lady in the two-dollar store, "Our rings can also be made to order, not all of them now Lettering is popular."

"No, thanks."

Qi Ling smiled, complaining silently in her heart, lettering?Popularity?So fucking cheesy.

When Qi Ling turned back, Di Chu had already picked out the necklace and was about to pay.

"I'll do it." Qi Ling took out the card from his wallet, "Swipe mine."

Di Chu was taken aback by this strong rural nouveau riche temperament: "Let's be friends with local tyrants!"

"The local tyrant will take care of you." Qi Ling blinked.

"Get out! It's a joint purchase anyway, I'll transfer Alipay to you."

"There's no need to make such a clear distinction." Qi Ling sighed.

Di Chu glanced at him.

Qi Ling nodded helplessly: "Listen to you."

The two of them tossed and tossed for a long time and finally bought gifts and went home. They passed by the supermarket and bought fresh ingredients and drinks by the way.Qi Ling's urge to buy wine was stopped by Di Chu's force. The reason was: If you dare to be drunk in front of my sister, I will let you understand what "inhumane" care is.

The two returned home with a bunch of things, and the living room was completely changed. Di Chu was a little surprised by the interior layout.

No, it was quite a surprise.

The center of the living room is covered with pink balloons, surrounding the coffee table like stars and moons. A large bouquet of flowers is placed on the coffee table. The choice is champagne roses and lilies.Silver-gray cardboard packaging, dark green ribbon.Extremely high class.

There are many blue and white hydrogen balloons floating on the ceiling, as if building a sky.The golden HAPPY BIRTHDAY is pasted on the wall, and two lines are drawn underneath, and there are pictures of warm water on the line.

"Fuck," Di Chu put down his things, "this can be said to be quite romantic."

Qi Ling smiled even more proudly: "I got the true biography of the Qi family! It is worthy of encouragement."

"Where's Qi Chi?" Di Chu put the cake in the refrigerator, the living room was decorated so emotionally that he couldn't bear to sit there.

Qi Ling took out his phone and looked at it: "Oh, there's news."

"Ok?"

Qi Ling threw the phone to him: "Look for yourself."

There are only two sentences on the screen.

——Brother, two brothers!I'm going to pick up the water, I don't worry about her being alone, you go home and cook quickly.

——By the way, brother, remind dad, Shuishui can't eat spicy food, remember!

Di Chu finished watching, and met Qi Ling's eyes.

The information revealed in the eyes of the two is written down in black and white.

——If this is not love.

The author has something to say:

Note:"*"

1. Standard wolf fight/Iron wolf - from the terminology of the game "Werewolf Kill"

After dozens of chapters of the love between the two filthy demon kings, let's switch to the innocent love on the youth campus to make a transition in two chapters.

Always too exciting is not good for the heart, and the desserts served by Laidian Nuannuan are also very good.Hahaha——but the love between younger siblings should be watched and cherished, probably only these two chapters.The filthy demon kings still have things to do!