The right way to hook up with bamboo horses

night.

Su Nian was lying in bed chatting with Liang Anjing on QQ.

"An Jing, are you there?"

"Here, what is Su Xiaoshou looking for from Bengong?"

"I want to confess my love to Mu Wei. But I don't know if he likes me (〒︿〒), and you don't call me Su Xiaoshou anymore."

"Please don't be careless, I support you!"

"What if my confession fails and I get rejected, even my brother can't do it?"

"No, Muwei treats you so well (*^▽^*)"

"When are you going to confess?"

"Isn't Mu Wei about to get angry? I want to confess on his birthday."

"so?"

"How can a confession be the least likely to be rejected?"

"... Su Xiaoshou, are you stupid? If he likes you, you won't be rejected no matter how much you confess, and if he doesn't like you, no matter how much you confess, you will be rejected."

"Oh. So what?"

"Su Xiaoshou, you are really cowardly. Why didn't I see you being so cowardly when you did something bad? You really are worthless!"

"Liang Anjing. What do you want!"

"Ben Gong will help you with difficulty, come out for an appointment tomorrow, and I will give you some advice."

"I have class tomorrow."

"Is it more important to attend class or to be a man?"

"……I'll listen to you."

"Then see you at the commercial building in the city tomorrow."

"it is good."

Su Nian raised his leg and kicked the upper bunk, "Mu Wei? I won't go to class tomorrow. You can answer it for me."

"No class? What are you going to do?"

"I have something to do. Something very important."

"Is there something that even I can't say?" Mu Wei said lightly.

Su Nian struggled for a while and said or not, damn it, he obviously didn't say anything, why did he feel that he was a little lonely, Su Nian, you are really hopeless! ! !

"...Well. It's An Jing. She asked me to go out and said that she had something very important to ask me to go. I couldn't bear to refuse her."

"Well, then you go."

"Okay, good night, Ah Wei."

"Good night."

Here, Liang Anjing put away her phone and was about to go to bed when the phone vibrated again.

"Liang Anjing, why is Su Nian looking for you tomorrow?"

I'll go, Su Xiaoshou, why are you so stupid, how did you let Mu Wei know so quickly!

Liang Anjing thought about it.Replied cautiously: "It's nothing, it's just that Ah Nian said he was curious about how Qin Sheng and I got together, let me make an appointment."

"to be frank."

"I'm telling the truth, Mu Wei, you have to believe me."

"Liang Anjing! Still not telling the truth?"

"I was wrong, I said I said I said." Su Xiaoshou, don't blame me, blame the enemy for being too powerful. "A Nian said he wanted to confess his love to you."

"Confession? What do you say?"

"I said we'll meet tomorrow."

"Did he say when?"

"He said it would be on your birthday."

Mu Wei rubbed his chin. When it's his birthday, is there still two weeks left?This guy has been cowarding for so many years, and finally he doesn't plan to coax him anymore?What a joy.

"Liang Anjing, when you give Xiaonian advice tomorrow, you will let him drink me, you know?"

"Mr. Mu, Uncle Mu, with your drinking capacity, even three years may not be able to get you drunk."

"Jiu Zhuang is cowardly. If he doesn't drink, he will probably be cowardly! Anyway, you just need to remember, otherwise, you will know the consequences."

"I always feel like I know something terrible again, Mu Wei, are you planning to eat up little Nian? My poor little Nian, I have suffered so much for you. I really didn't mean to deceive you ⊙﹏⊙∥"

"An Jing, just do as I tell you."

"Mu Wei, why do you insist on asking Su Xiaonian to confess his love to you? My heart aches for seeing him struggling for the past two years."

"Practice his courage. Don't look at him barking his teeth and claws all day long. In fact, he is very cowardly, almost like a tortoise. If I don't poke him, he won't move. If he doesn't even have the courage to confess, how long will he be in the future? Together, I'm afraid that if I come out of the closet..." Mu Wei sighed, and then said, "Do as I tell you."

"Well, I thought you had some bad taste and had to wait for Ah Nian to confess to you. Don't worry, leave it to me!"

"Ah."

Commercial buildings in the city.

Su Nian stood at the entrance of the commercial building and called Liang Anjing, "Hey, An Jing, I'm here, where are you?" "Su Xiaoshou, wait for me for a while, there is a traffic jam, I will be there soon. Don't worry!" Then I'll wait for you at the gourmet restaurant upstairs." "Ok, ok, ok, go quickly."

Su Nian sat in the restaurant bored, took out his mobile phone and started searching, how to chase boys, click on it, what is it? Learn 9 tricks to teach you to chase boys, [-] tricks to chase people, etc., Su Nian saw the head It's all grown up, what the hell is this.

"Ah Nian."

"An Jing, you're here. I was searching for how to chase boys, but what the hell is this? It's not suitable for me and Muwei at all!"

"Look at this kind of strategy? Su Nian, why are you so stupid when you encounter something related to Muwei?"

"Then what do you say?"

"Hmm~ Let me think about it." Liang Anjing raised Su Nian's chin as she spoke, and Su Nian looked at her because she didn't understand, "What kind of strategy are you looking for? Take off your clothes, it's all right !!!”

"Crack!" Su Nian slapped Liang Anjing's mischievous hand away, "Speak well."

"Hey hey hey... Let me tell you, I thought about it for a long time last night. If I miss you, just drink some wine and get him drunk, and then the next day hey..."

"An Jing, don't laugh so obscenely."

"What do you know? If you get him drunk and take off his clothes, then whoever is still at your mercy!"

"Liang Anjing, you are scary. Have you ever considered Mu Wei's drinking capacity? Are you stupid?"

Liang Anjing patted Su Nian on the shoulder, "Little Nian, you are really self-aware. Let me tell you the truth, I want you to drink because I want to say: wine is strong and cowardly."

"..."

"Look at what I'm doing. If you don't drink, you have the courage to confess to Mu Wei. I'm afraid that you will be cowardly when you see Mu Wei."

"I really want to slap the shit out of you."

"comeon, baby. You can do it, I like you"

"Liang Anjing, do you dare to accept your malicious smile? No matter how you look at it, you are unreliable."

"Su Xiaoshou, believe me, this is the best way, really, look at my big blingbling eyes, how sincere they are."

"If you want to confess, what birthday gift should I give him this year?"

"What gift do you want to give? Packing yourself up and sending it over is definitely the best gift!"

"I think it was a mistake for me to ask you out." Su Nian sighed dejectedly. "Let's not talk about that, let's talk about you and your boyfriend? Qin Sheng? How did you meet him? What does he do? How did you hook up? I've met the parents. It seems that your brother gets along well with him!" Su Nian leaned forward as he spoke, his face was almost on Liang Anjing's when he finished speaking.

Liang Anjing stretched out a slap and pushed Su Nian's face away, "I said, Su Xiaoshou, you are such a little shou, gossip is almost catching up with women!"

"I'll take care of it for you."

"I need you to check for me." Liang Anjing gave him a white look, "He is my Latin teacher."

"Damn it, Liang Anjing, you are really capable, teacher-student love, who hooked up with whom?"

"I hooked him up, and for hooking him up, I lost all my face and morals in this life."

"Then do your parents know?"

"I don't know, how can I see my parents so soon?!"

"Okay, what a pity." Su Nian spread his hands.

"Su Xiaoshou? Come with me to eat Malatang! Well, I didn't eat it. Qin Sheng has not let me eat Malatang for a long time ━Σ(Д|||)━I really want to eat it. I know that Lizi Street has Malatang is super delicious!"

"Let's go. Did you come by car? I came by car." Su Nian said.

"I said, when can you learn to drive and get a driver's license?"

"I don't want to learn, but I have my admiration anyway." Su Nian said cheerfully.

Liang Anjing complained while starting the car, people like you are too lazy to say anything, what will happen when you leave Mu Weike one day, maybe you will be lazy to death, right?

"So, I have to rely on Mu Wei for the rest of my life!"

The two of them said they were going to eat Malatang, but they ended up eating and resting, and continued to eat after resting. They almost ate all the snack bars on Lizi Street in the afternoon. When Mu Wei drove to pick Su Nian back, Su Nian was so stretched that he could barely walk, so he hurriedly said hello to Liang Anjing, climbed into the car, and lay on the passenger seat without moving.

Mu Wei reached out to pinch Su Nian's face, and couldn't help but rub Su Nian's hair. Su Nian's hair was black and fine, and it felt good.Su Nian waved his hand away feebly, Mu Xiaowei, don't touch me, you're killing me.

Mu Wei gave a low laugh, "Who told you to eat so much? Are you a goldfish, you don't know how to stop eating?"

"The food on Lizi Street is really delicious. I can't stop eating it. Don't be sarcastic, just rub my stomach. It's so uncomfortable." Su Nian said, grabbing Muwei's hand and going Put it on your stomach.

Mu Wei obediently rubbed his stomach, and took the soft meat on Su Nian's stomach, "The meat on your stomach is soft and comfortable to hold."

Su Nian snorted and said nothing.

Mu Wei rubbed him for a long time, and said: Go back, the dormitory will be closed later, is it still uncomfortable, I will go back later and buy some digestion tablets for you to eat.

"It's okay, it should be good to go back and take some digestion tablets, right?"

"Yeah. Be good, I'll be back in a while. Bear with me."

"Well, Mu Wei stopped the car. I want to throw up." As soon as the car stopped, Su Nian ran to the side of the road and vomited. Mu Wei patted him on the back and handed him a bottle of mineral water. Xiao Nian, wash up first Mouth, I'll take you to the hospital.