don't date a gangster

Me: "...Senior?"

"That's right." The corners of Song Xuegong's mouth twitched slightly, with a smile that wasn't a smile: "My elder brother was oppressed by his junior, as a younger brother, I want to oppress the senior to avenge you, don't worry, no matter how many times your junior oppresses you, I will give you my brother's revenge." You press back!"

After finishing speaking, Song Xuegong clenched his fists and made a manly punching and closing movement: "Revenge, revenge, double revenge!!! Revenge for 1 years, don't be too grateful."

Me: "Report your mother to be paralyzed!!!"

Song Xuegong was not annoyed at all, and smiled: "Well, rebound!!!"

"Fuck!!!" If it wasn't because he and I crawled out of the same mother's belly, I would definitely pull out my 36-stroke cursing stunt, let me tell you!

"Song Xuewen, are you home?" There was another roar from downstairs, and I hurriedly leaned over to the window to look. Sure enough, besides the express car, there was also a big gangster.

Moreover, the moment Ling Darogue opened the door and got out of the car and looked up, he caught my beauty, woo woo woo.

The gangster Ling pouted at me at this critical moment and gave me a gangster kiss. I was so frightened that I squatted down and covered my face with the curtain.

"Let me sign for him."

Ling Hao's voice was a little loud, as if he was telling me on purpose: "Song Xuewen and I are very good friends. His PP was injured a little yesterday, and his movement is a bit inconvenient, so I will help him take it up."

I feel like I heard: I have a bed partner relationship with him, I fucked him up yesterday, it is inconvenient for him to go downstairs now...

Or maybe I'm dirty, but that's what Ling Da gangster thinks in his heart, I bet.

Make a bet and pay one hundred!

I quickly ran to lock the door that I forgot to close when I came back, and then I was about to go into the kitchen to give Song Xuegong an education class. Suddenly, my mind flashed, and I remembered the courier delivered downstairs...

It can't be my courier.

Fuck it!

By the way, I ordered an inflatable baby a week ago, and asked the manufacturer to make it like Ling Hao, and also asked them to make the PP a little bit more realistic, and it cost a total of [-] yuan. Eight hundred and eight.

In order to make up such an auspicious number, I also asked them to make a small 3D model, just dudu.

and……

No chirping.

Isn't it a bit wicked!

I feel the same way now! ! !

But at that time, I was so fucked that I couldn't get up, and my waist was so sore that it seemed to be broken in the middle, so I told the seller not to make him a little chirp. I hate his little chirp.

It's not actually 'little' Haw.

And it also made a little flower bloom there.

Hey hey hey(☆_☆)/~~

No, woo woo woo T﹏T

At that time, I was a little confused, or I would have told the seller to add two big MMs. In that case, the picture would be more coordinated.

~~~~(>_<)~~~~

By the way, Ling Hao is a very pretentious rich second generation. Every week, he will give me endless pocket money, so I don't feel bad about spending it at all, and there is no price tag at all. The only requirement is that The big gangster's face is a little bit uncomfortable, hehehe!

and……

Listening to that little brother's voice, it seems to be a logistics company that sent me this 'work of art', I'm sorry! !

damned.

If Ling Hao finds out about this, I will be punished!die!of!