don't date a gangster

male……

Damn, I must stop it, my Song family is still counting on this kid to carry on the family! !

My brother is still babbling: "Of course, I don't even think about whose daughter-in-law it is. You, I was born to be loved by me. I will definitely not let your ass bloom like my brother in the future, haha."

The other party: "It's disgusting, if you say such obscene and violent things when you are underage, what will you do if you want to do pornographic and violent things in the future..."

Me: "Shut up, why are you underage, what kind of love are you dating, if you dare to spoil my brother, look at me... oh oh..."

Well, what annoys me the most is that my younger brother even laughed at me as a lower class, I just can't stand it.

Although this is a fact that blind people can see!

My brother covered my mouth: "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, I let his elementary school brother beat him to death, okay, hang up first, (づ￣3￣)づ."

I shook off Song Xuegong's hand and said angrily, "What the hell, he didn't learn well at such a young age, just wait and see how I deal with him."

Song Xuegong: "It's not like you and handsome Ling Da have sex every day. We just talk about love, it's harmless."

Me: "You're so unreasonable!"

I raised my phone angrily: "Wait for me, I've recorded it, and when the old witch comes back, tell her right away."

"Whatever." Song Xuegong smiled at me in a very hooligan way: "Then I'll take off your pants and let the witch cure your tragically cracked chrysanthemum."

"You...you..." I was so angry that a mouthful of old blood was in my throat, the kind of blood that can be hanged once it is sprayed out.

"Brother." I swallowed my old blood, sat next to my brother, and said earnestly, especially my brother's explanation: "Although you have gone to college this year, you are still not satisfied, you are a proper underage."

Well, my brother skipped a grade. He is a freshman this year and is currently studying a key one close to home.

I, ahem, I am a second copy.

As for Ling Da Hooligan, he is the bottom scum with a score of more than 100 in the college entrance examination. It is said that when he was in the first year of high school, his rich father who opened the bookstore started paving the way for him, so he donated books to our school for three years.

"Well, there are still 59 days left before you can eat meat." As I said that, I saw Song Xuegong take out his notepad and cross the number on it to 60. Damn, how urgent this is! !

Me: "Brother, you are a man, you should talk to a beautiful and soft girl, right?"

"Yeah." Song Xuegong nodded and thought for a while, "My Xiaobai is very beautiful, very soft and cute, and very good at acting like a baby."

"..." I cried bitterly: "Brother, I know, it's because you read my brother's collection of books since you were a child that you became so purple. Yes, really."

Me: If this bastard is bent too, my mother will definitely let me carry on the family line. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no I am used to lie down and enjoy it now I don’t want to be a cow plowing the fields too Tired, too tired.

It is harmful to grow taller!

Song Xuegong glanced at me and changed the subject: "Hey, dear brother, you promised me to accompany me to the zoo today, let's go."

I:"……"

In the afternoon, Song Xuegong dragged me to watch a movie conscientiously. His man was really not a good guy. The movie was a love action movie between the second and third grades. My body became hot after watching it. What a gay movie.

I almost reluctantly called Ling Hao and said.

On weekends and weekends, the elders of my family had lunch and met with friends from [-]:[-] p.m.

Today is relatively generous, leaving 100 yuan.

In fact, I think they want to keep the change, and play mahjong to win money for pocket change.

So, Song Xuegong and I went to the supermarket and prepared to make hot pot at night. I sat in the cart shamelessly and let Song Xuegong push me, which was very eye-catching.

However, I have never kissed Ling Hao in front of so many people on campus, so I don't have any pressure to do such a shameless thing.

Song Xuegong took me back on the electric bike. When I got downstairs, I shamelessly supported my waist and went to climb the stairs.

Song Xuegong rolled his eyes, carried four shopping bags, and followed behind my buttocks, climbing the stairs with a heavy burden on his back.

Very cool! !

My house is on the third floor, a seven-story old house with no elevator.

In fact, I also suffered a lot. If I didn't feel sorry for Song Xuegong for carrying too many and heavy shopping bags, I would have asked him to carry me.

QAQ~~