don't date a gangster

I'm gay, gay, gay, and I've known that since I was in high school.

And I also know that I am a proper No. [-], the kind who does not want to bend.

Of course, in real life, I would never admit it.

The process of knowing my homosexuality was super simple and brutal.

When I was in the second year of high school, I had a wet dream for the first time, covering my face~~~

Then I found an opportunity to secretly go to the bookstore and buy a color manga in a certain island country’s Eighteen Bans, and then I smuggled back home like a thief. While my parents were at work, and my younger brother who was in the third grade of junior high school had classes on Saturdays, I hid at home to pay my respects. With comics DIY.

At that time, I found that my eyes were always involuntarily glued to the male protagonist with eight-pack abs. You must know that the female protagonist has big breasts and thin waist, thick legs and round thighs, pearly muscles and thick red lips. The figure, shape and posture that make adult men have nosebleeds, not to mention half of them are naked, and there are several heroines, Yujie, Mengmei, Queen and Loli...

Well, I don't even feel it! ! ! ! ! !

I also feel that the heroine in this comic is too out of proportion, but I think the male protagonist has a great figure, eight-pack abs, and arms that are thicker than a woman's waist. I have an urge to kneel and lick! !

Boom~~~~~~

That's not enough, what's even more embarrassing is that after I was tired from DIY, during my lunch break in the afternoon, I dreamed of being pressed down by a man with eight pack abs, okay...

This is not the most shameful.

The most embarrassing thing is that after waking up, I did an hour of battle between heaven and man at home, and finally took the book to the bookstore, and found the boss to explain that I took the wrong one and wanted to change a BL manga.

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You know, this 85 yuan is my lunch money for a month, and I can't eat my face, can I?

The boss is a fat sister. When I said that I wanted to change the BL manga, I thought that I was guilty of taking the wrong one, or that I was too embarrassed to take it for the first time.So she fired at me with the star eyes of a senior rotten girl, and then put on a very cryptic smile, and looked at me ambiguously without even reading the book, and recommended several well-made BL comics to me.

I said, Miss, you are so kind.

But my heart is secretly refreshed. Fortunately, the unknown liquid on it was not discovered by the big sister, meow.

Let’s start, let’s start, introduce a few books in my hand, and say which book’s Xiaoshou is very loli, and the H in that book is well drawn, and the face is not red or out of breath, but I almost said it Feeling ashamed, she found a hole in the ground and burrowed in, and finally let me go when I picked out a BL manga that she was popular with.

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I paid an extra 38 yuan (stealing my brother’s private money hidden in his shoes), and bought the first island product in my life that represented the unethical behavior since then.

Very yellow and violent.

But I thought so at the time. Later, with the development of the times, mature thinking and rich experience, and after I went to college with Lao Tzu, my wallet was bulging and I had a private space. Only then did I know what real pornography, violence, and loss of morals are.

Hey hey.

Well, please don't ask me how I knew about BL at the time, because my deskmate, Ms. He, is a standard rotten girl who has been rotten since the first day of junior high school.

It was her younger brother who first corrupted this guy. You know, her family has three older daughters and one little boy, the product of her parents' hard work!

And Ms. He's precipice is to give birth to a couple of her own. She's really ruthless. No wonder she's the third girl who climbed out. She's really pissed off by the existence of the "stubborn patriarchal couple" .

Hey, shit, so, did I get blown away by her spitballs!

However, even if I was bent, shouldn't I be a pure 1!

Well, I admit that at the age of 16, I will always sit in the first two rows, with a small body of less than [-] catties, I don’t even have the confidence to attack a delicate girl like Miss He, and I still want to attack Man, kill me.

I just lie down and enjoy it.

So, my life was so thorough and perfect that I was cheated by the first BL color manga.

Because, the facial expression of Xiao Shou above is very ecstasy, the voice is written very ecstasy, it is very shocking to the human brain and some useless white blood cells, and the attack above is exhausted into a fool, every day afraid of Xiao Shou saying: "Husband, I still want .”

If I knew, the truth would be like this:

Shou: Husband, please forgive me, I can't take it anymore, woo woo woo.

Gong: Do not speak, continue to work hard.

Well, if I had known - I would have gone straight back! ! !

Straight and straight! ! !

The author has something to say:

super sweet~

Please accept the long-form article in advance [Extraordinary goods can be chrysanthemum], but the name of the article may have to be changed before writing, so please.