Suction Master [Crossover]

The heroes in League of Legends generally cost tens of dollars, and almost all of them can be purchased with gold coins.However, the hero Han Zigao was born very expensive. Not only can he only buy it by cash recharge, but the two skins are all marked with a high price of 499. It can be said that he is the nobleman among all heroes.

Several people from the brand department were discussing whether the price was too high. Although Baili Guanxiao had no position to comment, he felt that the price was okay.

At that time, if a certain card game wanted to draw Xinyue Fox, it would cost 6000 yuan according to the probability, and fans still paid for it.For games, players who know how to krypton gold will eventually krypton gold no matter how much the price is raised.Players who don't know how to krypton gold will not charge money no matter how low the price is.In the final analysis, the status of games in different people's hearts is different.

The people in the brand department talked about it for a long time, and a boss asked Baili Guanxiao casually, "Do you think it is expensive?"

Baili Guanxiao licked his lower lip, "I think it's cheap."

The employees who had lowered their heads raised their heads in unison, and a certain koi god looked back at them calmly, with a sincere tone, "Players who have drawn Xinyuehu for me should feel that Han Zigao doesn't want money, I suggest you both Introduce activities such as giving runes to friends as new heroes to satisfy their desire to spend money."

The people in the brand department were stunned for a long time and did not speak.

Who said that there are entertainers with conscience in the entertainment industry, this young man who looks as beautiful as a god in front of him has a really dark heart.

After negotiating with the Penguin people for a new hero, Baili Guanxiao rushed back to CCTV to participate in a full day of rehearsal.

Cai Zhihe still had the same itinerary as him. The two people who played games together had a more natural atmosphere after meeting.Getting rid of the shy Cai Zhi and laughing and joking, he let himself go completely, and even told Baili Guanxiao a dirty joke during lunch.

Baili Guan Xiao was concentrating on eating soup dumplings at that time, and Cai Zhihe said, "Guan Xiao, do you know what is the saddest short conversation between male and female friends?"

Baili Guanxiao lightly poked the crystal clear skin of the soup dumpling with his chopsticks, and asked casually, "What?"

"The man said, oh. The woman said, no."

Baili Guanxiao didn't understand, Mike's face turned blue.

"What do you mean?"

Cai Zhihe was taken aback, "I really don't understand?"

Baili Guanxiao's eyes were rarely blank.Cai Zhihe patted his thigh, "The man said: Suck me. The woman said, No."

Baili Guanxiao's subordinates couldn't control their strength well, and the chopsticks plunged into the soup bag at an angle, and the hot soup splashed out, scalding Cai Zhihe's neck.

Cai Zhi and Aoaoao wiped the scalded area with a paper towel dipped in mineral water, and Mike said leisurely: "You are crazy to talk dirty jokes under the seat of God."

A certain High God lowered his head to eat soup dumplings, and his ears turned red.

His ears were red because he recalled that Yu Jinghao had suddenly said "Oh" to him many times when he was playing at night. Baili Guanxiao asked him what he was doing, and he quickly shook his head and said no, no, no, no, no.

Mike finally thought about it for a while, knowing that his artist was embarrassed, he turned on his mobile phone and began to read a few news at random.

"Beijing's house purchase and rental policy has been changed again. Netizens commented that it is more convenient for the rich to buy a house, but the poor cannot afford to rent at all."

Cai Zhihe rubbed his neck, nodded and said with emotion: "The house price is really high. I didn't buy it when the house price was cheap in the early years, but I lost a lot."

Baili Guanxiao has no idea about the ups and downs of house prices. Ever since he crossed over, the house prices in the capital have been sky-high. He hasn't paid much attention to the increase or decrease.

Mike slid his thumb and flipped to the next one, "The little singer who fell into a coma last month because of being hit by a falling object from a tall building woke up last night. He opened his eyes but had no memory."

Bailiguan Xiao Wenyan felt his heart sink suddenly, and he felt an inexplicable feeling.While scooping up the scallops in the porridge as if nothing had happened, he said, "Why do you sound like Deng Zirui? What's his name?"

Mike replied bluntly: "My name is Jia Yi, but he is not very famous. He is at most a second- and third-tier singer. He is different from Deng Zirui. At that time, Deng Zirui was diagnosed as a vegetable under the decision of the hospital. It is amazing that he can wake up for half a year." And the doctor said when Jia Yi passed out that he would wake up sooner or later, it just depends on how long he wakes up."

Cai Zhihe next to him nodded, "Yes, I know him, and I met him in two rounds before. When he had an accident, my agent and I went to the door to accompany him. The doctor said at the time that he would wake up in 20 days. Thinking of sleeping for a month."

Baili Guanxiao let out an "oh", feeling relieved.

During his daily divination last night, the stars were peaceful, and there was nothing weird or absurd.Thinking about it, there are countless people in this world who go into a coma every day, and countless people wake up, how could it be possible that everyone has time-traveled, because he is too sensitive.

Baili Guanxiao and their program didn't start rehearsing until the afternoon. When everyone was busy changing clothes, Cai Zhihe's younger brother came again.He squeezed between Cai Zhihe and Baili Guanxiao, several times Cai Zhihe wanted to come and talk, but he forcibly dragged him away.

Baili Guanxiao felt a little bored, so he didn't go there, and found a public dressing room where there was no one else, and asked Yuanyuan to do his makeup.

Mike went out with two assistants, in his words, to make good friends for his artists, and there were only two people in the room, Yuanyuan and Baili Guanxiao.

Yuanyuan rummaged through her bag, "It's broken, I didn't bring your primer."

Baili Guanxiao nonchalantly pointed to the public cosmetics on the table, "There should be substitutes for this."

Yuanyuan shook her head violently, "That's not okay, ancestor, your skin is my life, I can't be careless at all." She said and patted Baili Guanxiao on the shoulder, "Anyway, there's still time, I'll get it from the car."

Baili Guanxiao sat for a while by himself, when the door was suddenly pushed open.

It was that air again.Baili Guanxiao didn't need to look back, he knew that the person who came in was Gao Jiacheng.

Gao Jiacheng stood in front of Baili Guanxiao, this time, he was not as frightened as last time, but a bit vicious.

"What did you say to my brother? He's hiding from me now."

Bailiguan Xiao casually raised his eyelids to look at the man standing beside him, "It doesn't matter what I say."

"What's important then?"

"If you stop early, your brother won't know anything." Baili Guanxiao said and paused, "Cai Zhihe has a good personality, but his popularity is not good. I helped him in the Spring Festival Gala crew, and he was broadcasting in the live broadcast of the game. Take me, we are partners, so I will not ignore his affairs."

"What did he tell you? About our family?" Gao Jiacheng gritted his teeth, "Have you told others? Tell me!"

His voice was very loud, Baili Guanxiao frowned, he was really a vicious and rude person.

"I don't have time to discuss your family's affairs with you. The grievances and grievances of your brothers have nothing to do with me. But if you want to make money and kill yourself under my nose." Baili Guan Xiao paused, and the powder box in his hand clicked crisply When the button was closed, his black eyes were firm and cold, and he said word by word: "Impossible."

Gao Jiacheng's nostrils enlarged, and he was angry.

He didn't know what the purpose of the person in front of him was, and he somehow solved his plot to attack his cousin, as if nothing had happened.But the more calm this person is, the more afraid he is, afraid that he will dig a big hole for himself by holding his hand.

He could feel his anger becoming more and more out of control, grabbed Baili Guanxiao by the collar, and threatened viciously: "Shut your mouth, I'll only say this once."

Baili Guanxiao was held by his collar, but he was not at all embarrassed, his black eyes were as cold as wind blades, and his voice was calm.

"Let go of me, I'll only say it once."

Gao Jiacheng snorted coldly, and a slightly smug sneer surfaced on the corner of his mouth, "You know you're afraid too? Weren't you still very proud when you threatened me that day?"

Baili Guanxiao didn't answer, he looked at the person in front of him calmly.The tightly closed red lips lifted suddenly, as if uttering a word.

Gao Jiacheng didn't hear clearly, so he leaned closer to listen, but in the next second, the pair of black eyes on the opposite side instantly attracted him like a black hole in the universe.

He didn't know if he was dazzled, but he could faintly see a red lotus-like totem appearing on the man's fair forehead, and it even spun around.

Gao Jiacheng wanted to blink his eyes and look hard, but his eyelids seemed out of control.It was as if porridge had been boiled in my mind, the water was almost dry, and it began to gurgle with sticky bubbles, soft and stiff.

There is no pain, no panic, no sadness, and no joy.His body and mind were in a state of extreme peace, as if a clock that had run out of power was slowly stopping.

This weird feeling lasted for a long time, so long that he almost felt like he had suffered a stroke and suddenly became a vegetative state.Suddenly, the strange feeling disappeared, Gao Jiacheng felt his legs go limp, and he sat down on the ground.

He rubbed his eyes, and took a closer look. Baili Guanxiao was sitting on the chair in a leisurely manner, and there was not even a trace of wrinkle on the neckline that he pulled vigorously.He put the powder back on the shelf, proud and lazy like a big cat.

The aura exuded by this person at this moment is completely different from usual, not only does not have that trace of coldness, but it is somewhat charming and enchanting.

Baili Guanxiao's voice also changed a little, and he said slowly: "I have always believed in the word of character. I advise you to do more good deeds from today. If you have wrong thoughts, you will be in trouble."

Gao Jiacheng was stunned for two seconds, then jumped up and cursed at Baili Guanxiao for not being able to spit out ivory, and even cursing him.

However, just after he finished cursing, as if it had come true, he waved away a glass jar on the shelf beside him.It was a large empty bottle of canned yellow peaches, used by makeup assistants to hold washed makeup brushes, and there was still a layer of aged foundation floating inside.

The vat hit Gao Jiacheng directly on the head, blood mixed with dirty foundation water instantly dripped down, Gao Jiacheng screamed loudly.

Yuanyuan, who came back after finding the pre-makeup milk, heard the voice, hurriedly opened the door, looked at the bloody Gao Jiacheng and his artist who was calm and dazed, and asked in a daze for two seconds, "What's wrong?"

Baili Guanxiao said lightly, "Jiacheng is messy today, quickly find someone to take him to put on a Band-Aid, and if you have nothing to do, stop wandering around the set, he doesn't have any shows."

Baili Guanxiao's words were very merciless, Yuanyuan was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly understood that this ignorant person had actually clashed with his own king.Her pretty brows were frowned, and the concern just now was swept away, and instead it was all disgust.

She opened the door, with a somewhat impatient tone, "You can go by yourself, I still have to do makeup for Xiao Xiao, watching Xiao Xiao's show is very important, the director wants to urge you."

Gao Jiacheng's face was blue and white, but he didn't dare to mess around on CCTV, he let out a cold snort and left while clutching the blood on his forehead.

Baili Guanxiao's eyes drifted back from the empty state, as if nothing had happened, and said lightly: "Make up."

After the rehearsal, Baili Guanxiao and Mike returned to the apartment together.Tonight at [-] o'clock is the update of the global server of the League of Legends. He will demonstrate the gameplay of the new hero Han Zigao on the live broadcast platform embedded in the game.The official has already found an "actor" for him, who can further magnify Han Zigao's strength without showing any trace.

Baili Guanxiao got Han Zigao's closed beta version yesterday, and has been using it all night.This hero's Q, W skills and ultimate moves are very similar to those of poodles, and his jungle skills and catching ideas are also very similar, the only difference is the outfit, and the official father has already pointed out the most rational way for him Put on routines, nothing to worry about.

Baili Guanxiao and Mike bought some takeaways to go home, and after eating casually together, they entered the state of preparing for the live broadcast.

Two hours before [-]:[-] p.m., Mike began to help Baili Guanxiao set up the live broadcast scene, and placed the officially required Han Zigao banners and two types of dolls on the shelf behind him during the live broadcast.

Baili Guanxiao had nothing to do, so he simply gave Cai Zhihe the download link of the closed beta version, and played with him to practice heroes.

A hero like Han Zigao who hits a human machine is really like entering no one's land, and wherever he goes, he is as quick as cutting melons and vegetables.Baili Guanxiao kept killing computer robots with combos, while listening to Cai Zhihe chatting about the daily life of the Spring Festival Gala program group, occasionally responding a few words.

There are very few artists who don't pay attention to their peers like Baili Guanxiao, and only focus on their own affairs.Cai Zhihe is also one of the ordinary artists. No matter which crew he is in, he must try his best to keep an eye on six directions and listen to all directions, so as to understand the development trends of other artists.

He casually told Baili Guanxiao that the "godfather" of a certain young model wanted to spend a lot of money to throw her into the Spring Festival Gala, but failed.A certain host was supposed to be squeezed out by the shady, but Director Zhang very forcefully stayed behind.

Cai Zhihe muttered a lot, seeing that Baili Guanxiao's reaction was all indifferent, he suddenly lowered his voice and asked, "Guan Xiao, are you wearing earphones?"

Baili Guan Xiao hummed.

"My brother broke his head on CCTV today and came out cursing and yelling at me. I didn't quite understand what he was getting angry at. Then he was hit by a motorcycle when he ran out..."

Baili Guanxiao's reaction was very calm, "Is there something important?"

"No, the bruises on the palms of the two hands were quite serious, but they were all skin injuries. The motorcycle had already slowed down at that time, and I had worn it a lot in winter, so I didn't hurt my bones."

"Oh." Baili Guanxiao's voice could not hear any emotion, "So what do you want to ask me?"

Cai Zhihe hesitated for a moment, "Did my brother offend you? Hey... Guan Xiao, I can't express how I feel in my heart, but I know you are not an ordinary person, and I can vaguely feel that he seems to have thought badly about me. , I was stopped by you. It's just that you don't know the inside story, my family owes his family, so many times, I protect him out of helplessness, and I hate him always like that."

Baili Guanxiao understood, he hummed, and said lightly: "If your brother doesn't have the intention of harming others, nothing bad will happen. I told him this, if you are worried, You can remind him again."

Cai Zhihe expressed his gratitude through the microphone, and then said in a low voice: "When I pay back what my family owes him, I won't have to suffer these wrongs anymore."

Baili Guanxiao continued to manipulate Han Zigao to kill all directions, as if he didn't hear him talking to himself.

The test terminal could not be in full-screen mode, and Baili Guanxiao forgot to adjust the computer manager to the game state, and a news pop-up window suddenly popped up from the bottom of the page.

It was a colorful entertainment gossip summary page. Baili Guanxiao glanced at it. So far nothing major happened today. The headline title gave the good news that Mike had said, which was Jia Yi. The little singer finally woke up, but unfortunately lost his memory. The doctors are still conducting intelligence tests, and the media will keep a high degree of attention.

Baili Guanxiao's eyes quickly passed over the title, and closed the pop-up window.

……

At eight o'clock in the evening, the office workers lying on the bed at home like useless dogs and the students who finally got the right to use the computer from their mothers opened the League of Legends one after another.Eight o'clock is the peak hour of the League of Legends server, but today, as soon as everyone clicked on the familiar client icon, the game software began to download the version update.

Players who have long been accustomed to seeing League of Legends upgrade every now and then didn't take it seriously, just glanced at the progress bar casually, and muttered, "What update, it takes up so much memory."

At the same time, the League of Legends official Weibo suddenly posted an explosive dynamic Weibo——

@英雄联盟官方微博: At 20:00 Beijing time today, the global servers of League of Legends will be updated synchronously, and the new hero——Han Zigao will be launched gorgeously!The strongest jungle hero in the history of the version, survival, control, and output are three-legged, and everything is done every second!Thanks to Han Zigao himself @百里观晓 for his sincere cooperation with the alliance, believe in Koi, get Pentakill!Happy cooperation in the next two years!

Baili Guan Xiao Miao Miao Zan Miao Zan, and said: "League of Legends players, update the version quickly and watch my live broadcast on the home page!"

It was a very official statement, but it still made the fans who were still indulging in the scene of Baili Guanxiao suddenly appearing in a game live broadcast room to show off his skills two days ago excited, refreshed Weibo vigorously, watched that promotion over and over again, and could hardly believe themselves s eyes.

What is a dream come true!

This morning, I was still thinking about it under my idol Weibo, and it came true in the evening!

A group of fans who still couldn't believe that Han Zigao died in the finale acted like they were going crazy. They collectively clicked on the official website of the "little three" game that made them most shameless, and started a wave of extremely restless downloads.

A male game anchor posted a Weibo, jokingly said—"This is the first time, after a deadly expensive hero and skin are released, my girlfriend is urging me to pay for it. This year is really a miracle The year I love koi!"

Compared with the fans of Baili Guanxiao, some pure game players are a little dissatisfied with the pricing of the new hero.Although the original painting of the new hero is handsome enough, if you look at the special effects of those two skins, you will definitely still be extremely itchy.But it costs 700 yuan to add a skin to a hero, and the food expenses for ten days are gone, which is really fucking.

The calm and objective game player restrained his inner impulse, and with a critical and questioning spirit, he clicked on the live broadcast on the homepage of the game client.

Baili Guanxiao just went online, and he was successfully matched into the room his parents prepared for him. The five people opposite him were all professional actors.

Baili Guanxiao was much more relaxed facing the camera than during the first live broadcast. He said good evening to everyone in a soft voice, and then introduced the proficient recitation of Han Zigao's skills to everyone, and also said the recommended outfits. Clearly explain the reason for the release.

The barrage is all brushing:

——"My emperor memorized a good line"

——"If I hadn't watched the live broadcast the night before, I would have thought you were not a stream of consciousness player"

The barrage was laughing and joking, and a certain koi in front of the live camera was trying hard to be serious.At the beginning of the game, he ran directly to the opponent's wild area to get the red BUFF, and bumped into the poodle who was playing red.Before Han Zigao appeared, the poodle was the strongest among the level 1 junglers in this version, not to mention the dense grass around the red buff, and because of the grass jumping characteristics of the poodle, almost everyone knows that you should not be with the level 1 poodle Fighting around the grass.

However, Han Zigao ignored the bushes, the poodle saw him coming, turned around into the bushes, jumped on him, and the Q skill knocked out one-fifth of Han Zigao's blood.However, Han Zigao didn't dodge. With a burst output skill, the armor talent on the poodle seemed to be white, and he lost a third of his health in an instant.

The barrage began to explode. Such a high early output is very conducive to establishing an advantage for jungle heroes.

The poodle kept jumping into the bushes, but Han Zigao seemed to disdain to use any position, and only made a normal attack. A few seconds later, Rengar, the proud stalker in the wild area, let out a mournful cry and died on its back. To survive among the grass.

Han Zigao desperately sucked blood from the normal attack, and there were two thirds of his health bar left.

He turned around with a punishment and a few swords to kill the red buff, reaching level 2 in an instant.

After reaching level 2, Baili Guanxiao activated Han Zigao's unit hard control skills.A skill in the middle lane controlled the opponent's half-blood Anne under the tower, and then Han Zigao rushed into the tower with a skill and killed it. Everything happened extremely quickly, as if a big poodle had been opened.

This is just a combo of QW skills, and it has already played the effect of the poodle's big move.

The entire barrage has been swiped by "Fuck, this is a bug".

The author has something to say: "President's Off-Site Theater"

Yu Jinghao: The obedient CEO is waiting obediently, a lonely small theater is a lonely city.