Suction Master [Crossover]

A link after the free question and answer is called "ideal type torture", which also requires the artist to give a real answer with intuition in the fastest time.

Quick-question and quick-answer torture interviews will not be answered in advance unless requested by the artist. "Ideal torture" is also a must-answer session. All previous guests participated, so there is no reason to cut it off.

Before the interview, Baili Guanxiao asked the reporter to delete highly targeted and private questions, leaving only some innocuous ones.However, due to the "first kiss location" problem that was hit right just now, if you add details in the "ideal type of torture", it will probably become more and more subtle.

Before the "ideal torture" officially started, both the reporter and Baili Guanxiao had a few minutes to take a break and drink some water.Since it was a casual live broadcast, everyone was more relaxed.Baili Guanxiao swept his eyes and saw Mike lowering his hair on WeChat. He intuitively felt that the other party was contacting Yu Jinghao.Sure enough, after Mike quickly typed a line and sent it, he looked up at Baili Guanxiao and gave him a look.

Baili Guanxiao understood.

"Are you ready? If you are ready, we will start the next session." The reporter reminded in a low voice.

Baili Guanxiao nodded, put down the water glass in his hand, "Please start."

"Excuse me, for the ideal partner, do you value character or wealth more?"

There is nothing to hesitate, Baili Guanxiao replied directly: "Character."

"Is it more important to character or appearance?"

"character."

"Is it more important to character or character?"

Bailiguan paused for a moment, realizing that this problem might be infinitely expanded.He said: "Actually, my personality is not perfect. Look at it, I am a person who relies on intuition to live."

Remember to nod your head and switch the entry point, "Single eyelid or double eyelid?"

Baili Guanxiao didn't even think about it, "Anything is fine."

"Ivory or wheaten skin?"

"It's all right."

"Round eyes or red phoenix eyes?"

"Not picky."

"With tiger teeth or without tiger teeth?"

"random."

"Gentle or cold?"

"Look at the feeling."

"More rational or more emotional?"

"Each has its own advantages."

"Cooking party or restaurant party?"

"It will be all right."

reporter,"……"

It was the most worthless interview of her career.But the other party sat there with a gentle smile, and confidently threw out an answer that she was powerless to refute.

The bullet screens were all swipe at Baili Guanxiao, until someone started to swipe a barrage, "Men or women?", and the netizens spontaneously started to follow the rhythm. Within a few seconds, the screen was filled with I was overwhelmed by the choice of men and women.

Baili Guanxiao was still smiling, his expression didn't change a bit, he glanced at the barrage, "It's fine too."

Blast!The reporter couldn't believe his eyes and ears. This man was just playing around just now, so why did he start spouting violent stories as soon as he turned his head.

Baili Guanxiao sighed softly, pinched the bridge of his nose, and looked helplessly and fondly at the live camera, "You guys, I have to ask the bottom line, I really have to ask, in case I am blocked, What's in it for you.

The screen suddenly became "Aww".If the barrage had a BGM, the room must be filled with wolves howling one after another.

Baili Guanxiao licked his lips, and said lightly: "But I didn't play tricks, it was really based on my feelings. The characteristics like double eyelids, fair skin, no canine teeth, gentleness, high rationality, and cooking party are just coincidences. The fact is not the selection criteria, so if you want to ask me what my ideal type is, of course it is a uniform answer, any choice is fine."

The reporter felt that the amount of information was a bit overwhelming, and he was confused.The slick guy on the opposite side didn't seem to answer anything, but he seemed to have answered all the questions just now in a few words.

Baili Guanxiao sighed, rubbed his face, and said with a broken smile, "I didn't say anything."

The barrage has now exploded, the words are blurred, and I can't read anything clearly. I can only feel the excitement of millions of viewers.The reporter also felt that the amount of information was exploding, and ended the interview with a few words of congratulations in a hurry, and began to quickly conceive how to accompany the text of today's interview video in his mind.

Baili Guanxiao didn't mean to interfere with her train of thought, she stood up naturally and waved goodbye to everyone in front of the camera, and then, as usual, unrestrained and ruthless, directly pulled the switch.

Walking out of the live broadcast room, the elevator door closed, leaving only Baili Guanxiao's group.

Mike is constantly scrolling through the hot search list at a rate of three times per second. After the first session just now, he and Yu Jinghao briefly talked about this unexpected little oolong, and Yu Jinghao only knew how to do it. Three words - "what to be afraid of".

After Mike saw the WeChat message, he looked at Baili Guanxiao with a tangled face, and didn't know whether he should pass on the lawlessness of the CEO, or his worries.That complicated look was received by his own artist, it seems that he understood the first meaning.

Bailiguan Xiao glanced at Mike casually, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "It won't be so fast, at least after we drive on the second ring road."

"Even if it is a story that has been drawn in my heart for a long time, it will take a while to digest the moment it is confirmed." The elevator door opened, and Baili Guanxiao was the first to step out of the elevator, and even held the door for the makeup girl behind him. , There is no airs of big names at all.He sighed and said in a low voice, "Recently, gossip has become more and more subtle. Sooner or later, we can't hide it. It's better to confess it earlier. Yu Jinghao is still smart. He confessed sideways in such an informal situation, so that everyone Being caught after satisfying curiosity is far less stressful than having to hold a press conference after being caught for real."

Mike was thoughtful when he heard the words, and when he thought about it carefully, it really made sense.

His own boss does have the potential to be a gold broker.

Baili Guanxiao was not wrong, as soon as the car was blocked on the East Second Ring Road, a topic of #锦鱼上神商都行# appeared on the hot topic.The fans were very witty, and didn't mention the words "coming out" much, but frantically reposted a wave of written interviews, accompanied by a row of understanding expressions.

Baili Guanxiao shamelessly liked the most popular documentary post.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and Baili Guanxiao and Yu Jinghao will spend Christmas Eve tonight, just like usual.In the afternoon, Mike took Baili Guanxiao to two high-end clothing stores, carefully measured the size, and decided on the dress style for the event during the New Year's Day.After that, Baili Guanxiao received a WeChat message from Yu Jinghao, asking him to go home.

Yu Jinghao arranged all his work and spent the whole afternoon researching the evening menu.He wanted to eat apples on Christmas Eve. He smashed the apples and baked a cake with apple puree and cherry sauce. It was a success.When Baili Guanxiao entered the house, Yu Jinghao was looking for an angle to take pictures of his works with his mobile phone.

Baili Guanxiao faintly sensed something was wrong, and stared at Yu Jinghao vigilantly, "Why are you taking pictures?"

"Post a blog." Yu Jinghao replied confidently.

Baili Guanxiao pursed his lips and walked over, "I actually made it very clear in the interview, even a fool can understand it."

Yu Jinghao adjusted the position of the little cherry in the center on the top of the cake, and said with a smile: "Today is Christmas Eve, and tomorrow is Christmas. There are a lot of single dogs wandering outside, let's distribute some dog food to feed everyone. "

Baili Guanxiao, "..."

"Charity, enthusiasm for public welfare, start with me." Yu Jinghao smiled and typed the line "Cooking Party's Christmas Eve Dessert Challenge" on Weibo, forcing a wave of IDs that did not exist at all. "All Single Carp", and then quickly posted a blog.

Baili Guanxiao picked up the cherry that Yu Jinghao had just arranged and put it into his mouth, took off his coat and walked to the cloakroom, and said casually: "Ah."

Probably because the atmosphere of the festival was too strong, Yu Jinghao was indeed a little extra happy.The speed at which this Weibo was forwarded was at its peak. On Christmas Eve, Yu Yu and his wife began to distribute sugar in batches and in increasing doses without warning. Forwarding, until the finger clicked 666 unconsciously on the keyboard, I didn't even think about why there was so much information on Christmas Eve.

Baili Guanxiao's exhaustion has not yet passed, and he didn't eat much meat for dinner, but Yu Jinghao ate a lot of cakes baked by him.With the mellow red wine, a descendant of a certain protoss gulped down the thick and delicate cream, with a peaceful and satisfied expression.Even if a wine master saw it, he would not have the heart to blame him for ruining good wine.

There were only two people in the apartment on Christmas Eve, but the room was warm, and there was no need to play Christmas songs, and the festive atmosphere was still strong.

After eating, Baili Guanxiao sat on the carpet with a wine glass, leaning against the cool floor-to-ceiling windows, watching Yu Jinghao hang up the last circle of small light bulbs on the Christmas tree in the living room, and then pressed the Home remote control, all the lights in the apartment are extinguished in an instant like suffocation.

The Wanjia lights behind and the dots of LED lights in front of you reflect each other and gradually merge in your sight.

Baili Guanxiao's face was calm, he picked up the wine glass and took another sip, the mellow wine rolled down his throat, the silky touch seemed to be recorded in slow motion on the nerve endings, Baili Guanxiao's gaze It fell on Yu Jinghao's hands arranging the Christmas tree.

Yu Jinghao's skin is indeed very fair. His hands usually type on the keyboard, hold a pen, and handle some simple cooking. They have never done any rough work, so even if you look at it from a distance, you can still imagine the softness and delicateness of the skin.

You can even imagine what it would feel like when such hands touched your body.

……

Baili Guanxiao took another sip of the wine, let the red wine linger on his tongue for a few rounds, tasted sour, sweet, and astringent, and then swallowed it slowly.

I have been busy for several months, the string has been tense, and suddenly relaxed, as if I can feel that every pore of my body is relaxing to the point of laziness in leisure.

He seemed a little drunk.

Yu Jinghao finished decorating the last small apple on the Christmas tree, then turned and walked into the darkness, and came out half a minute later with a cube box.The box is wrapped in red wrapping paper with a sense of Christmas, which does not look very high-end, and it is also tied with a green ribbon.

Yu Jinghao casually picked up his wine glass on the bar, held the box in one hand, and handed the things to Baili Guanxiao, "Here, your safe fruit."

Baili Guanxiao put down the wine glass, pulled the green ribbon away, and scratched the wrapping paper twice with his nails, but it didn't break.

"Well, let's talk about it tomorrow."

"That can't be done." Yu Jinghao pressed his hand on his knee, his eyes were serious, "Ping An fruit must be eaten on Christmas Eve to be safe."

"Then, okay." Baili Guanxiao sighed resignedly, he originally wanted to do something more interesting instead of wasting time opening presents.Yu Jinghao insisted on dismantling it.

I don't know which unintentional clerk made this thing. The scotch tape was pasted in several layers in a crooked manner, and it had to be removed layer by layer. Baili Guanxiao squinted his eyes slightly, trying to analyze which one from his blurred vision It is the bottom one, and they can be served in one pot.

Yu Jinghao was sipping red wine beside him, watching the supernatural koi god tossing the small gift box with a smile on his lips, without the slightest thought of wanting to help.

Baili Guanxiao muttered and fiddled with it for a long time, and finally the blind cat bumped into a dead mouse and pulled the tape away with a snap.

He licked his lips with relief, and opened the small paper box inside.

The imaginary big apple did not appear, but a pile of pebbles poured out, heavy, rolled into the carpet, and soon disappeared.

Baili Guanxiao felt that there was still something in the box, and shook, a small box stuck inside rolled down without warning.The blue night sky flashed in the dimness, and Baili Guanxiao subconsciously caught it.

It was a suede box, small but very textured to the touch.Baili Guanxiao, who was a little drunk, froze for a moment, his fingertips trembled almost imperceptibly, and pushed the lid open with his thumb.

Two men's platinum pair rings lying together lie quietly in the box, without any iconic logo of luxury brands, no patterns, no inlays, only simple and firm lines.

Baili Guanxiao rubbed the internal test of the ring with his fingertips, and sensitively touched a familiar engraving.

Seven places in the north.

Yu Jinghao chuckled twice, put down his wine glass, and said in a low voice, "In this world you live in, there are only these two, there are no replicas or substitutes."

Baili Guanxiao let out a "huh", and he couldn't bear to let go of the engraved place with his fingertips.With blurred vision, he held up the ring and looked carefully at the moonlight, as if he wanted to see the trend of Qisu in the north.

Such a childish behavior is really drunk.

Yu Jinghao couldn't help laughing, "Hey, share one with me."

Baili Guanxiao nodded indiscriminately, took Yu Jinghao's left hand, and put one of the rings on his ring finger.

Yu Jinghao's eyes darkened, and his voice was low, "You put it on for me."

Baili Guanxiao nodded, "Yes."

Then he put another one on his same finger, touched it, and muttered: "It's not too big or too small, it's destined to be mine."

Yu Jinghao didn't speak, he picked up the wine glass, touched Baili Guanxiao's lightly, and then the two drank the remaining red wine in the glass.

Baili Guanxiao felt dizzy in his head, and the citrus energy was frantically flickering between the square inches. It was not just that he had too much luck or too much alcohol, it was really a bit high.

There are still two drops of red wine in the crystal goblet, the kind you can't drink when you lift it up.Baili Guanxiao fixed his eyes on the red spot, feeling that his mind was getting dizzy.

He drank too much red wine and was dizzy. He felt like a red wine bottle that just came out of the assembly line in a wine processing factory.Without world affairs, it is empty.

He was the only wine bottle on the assembly line, and he was a little lonely.

Suddenly, he seemed to be picked up by someone.That person may be a quality inspection worker. He picked him up and touched it with his hands to carefully verify whether the bottle body is smooth.

This person may have a fever, and his hands are a little hot. Baili Guanxiao was originally just a cold, invincible and pure wine bottle, but it was also covered with this person's body temperature.

The hand is also slippery, the bottle is also slippery, and the inspection is endless.

A little hot.The wine bottle is a bit impatient, and wants to leave the factory as soon as possible to realize its value.

So he enjoyed it, but also urged the workers to finish the inspection quickly and finish the bottle of wine.

The worker stared at the mouth of the bottle for a few seconds, not knowing where he found the matching bottle stopper.

Baili Guanxiao is a descendant of the Protoss, so to make a wine bottle, he must also make a high-end wine bottle to hold the most noble liquor.In order to seal the deliciousness of the wine to the greatest extent, the cork is extra long and a bit too thick, so as to ensure that the mouth of the bottle is completely sealed and no air is allowed to penetrate.

The cork was pushed into the mouth of the bottle vigorously, the friction brought more heat, the bottle was a little dazed, deeply feeling that the cold and simple self could not stand it.

The worker had no choice but to pull out the cork, and replaced it with a gentle method, and slowly plugged it up.

The wine bottle felt it quietly for a while, and said that it could try a few more times to pursue more perfection.

Trying again and again, the workers try all kinds of methods, try different angles and strengths, just want to make the cork satisfy the bottle mouth to the greatest extent, and produce a bottle of peerless wine.

The wine bottle was dizzy, and I don't know how many times I tried it, but the worker seemed to be finally satisfied.The wine bottle also felt it, well, it has indeed reached a very perfect standard.

He was thinking about what kind of red wine he would hold in such a perfect wine bottle.The red wine suddenly filled it miraculously, and it was cool, slightly irritating the body of the bottle.

The worker picked up the well-produced bottle of wine, groaned, and finally spoke, "The merits and virtues are complete."

It is indeed consummation.Baili Guanxiao wandered around the different world in a daze, and his consciousness was awakened. He was still alone, with hands and feet, sitting on the carpet in the living room of his apartment.

The floor-to-ceiling windows at the back were drawn with a layer of hard screens at some point, making it dim and indistinct, with the lights visible, but the outline of the building opposite.

Baili Guanxiao found that his posture was a bit strange, how did his two legs stretch out to the sides of his face.

People really can't drink too much. Once they drink too much, they love to do gymnastics and challenge their flexibility.Baili Guanxiao felt his legs were a little sore, but fortunately, his own nanny helped him put his legs down and professionally massaged them to promote blood circulation.

Baili Guanxiao didn't want to find out how his clothes ran from his body to his hands. He watched Yu Jinghao massage him with a blank mind, and unconsciously counted the peace fruits on Yu Jinghao's body.

One, two, three...

Four, five, six, seven...

Well, it actually became the shape of Qisu in the north.

A descendant of the protoss suddenly touched the ring finger of his left hand. The hard metal texture made him feel extremely at ease.

He was really sleepy after drinking too much, he turned over, muttered to tell Yu Jinghao not to drink him again, and then fell asleep in peace.

On Christmas Eve before Christmas, the most important thing is to observe the sky. On the night of spreading auspiciousness, the large "Baili Tianshi" with tens of millions of fans on Weibo disappeared inexplicably. Christmas Eve waited until Christmas, and then rolled my eyes and turned off the phone to sleep.

……

When Baili Guanxiao woke up the next morning, he was on his huge bed, his hair was disheveled and his body was sore. The only thing that made him feel at ease was the fragrance of the bath liquid on his skin.

The alarm clock showed that it was past eleven o'clock in the morning, and this was the first time he had slept until this time.

Baili Guanxiao opened Weibo, and now he has been issued a wanted arrest warrant by netizens.

An entertainer with tens of millions of fans participated in an interview during the daytime on Christmas Eve, and inexplicably revealed the amount of information that exploded.His partner in crime lit another fire at night.Then the two disappeared together without a trace.

Other artists post selfies on Christmas Eve or at twelve o'clock in the morning, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas.Baili Guanxiao is good, but the whole person disappeared. The private messages on Weibo exploded to the point where the client terminal flickered back and forth, but he still completely ignored it, and disappeared with one hand.

After watching Xiao for a hundred miles, he realized that he was a bit too much. He thought for a while, and transferred the serious Christmas doll that Yu Jinghao had placed on his bedside yesterday to the window sill, and then took a picture with his mobile phone. Zhang wrote a close-up and posted it on Weibo.

"Merry Christmas everyone!"

After he finished posting, he got out of bed, dressed and washed, and when he came out after rinsing out the foam in his mouth, he swiped his phone again, and the festive Weibo had already received tens of thousands of replies.

—— "MDZZ, Merry Christmas, King!"

——"Aren't you happy yet? Merry Christmas, Mrs. Yuyu!"

——"I don't know if I should say something about mmp, you two have a Merry Christmas."

Baili Guanxiao smiled, feeling that he is indeed a qualified artist, and his Christmas greetings were well received.

Yu Jinghao was on the phone in the study as usual, and Baili Guanxiao took a look through the crack of the door. While listening to his subordinates' report, Yu Jinghao smiled at him, and calmly pointed his finger at the door in the kitchen. direction.

Baili Guanxiao closed the door knowingly, walked to the living room, and there was indeed breakfast covered with a thermal cover on the bar counter.

Today is the first day of Baili Guanxiao's official vacation. He has a lot of plans. To sum it up, he just pets the cat, sleeps, and is in a daze.

Baili Guanxiao was drinking orange juice in a relaxed state when Mike's phone call came in suddenly.

During non-working hours, Baili Guanxiao didn't want to answer it, so he decisively pressed it.

However, the opponent was unyielding and hit again.

Baili Guanxiao sighed, put down the cup in his hand, pressed the speakerphone, "Hello?"

Mike went straight to the point as usual, and said directly: "Hello, I'm honored to inform you that you have received an invitation from the director team of the Spring Festival Gala."

The author has something to say: A Little Love Song of Workers and Bottles OvO