Suction Master [Crossover]

In the evening, Baili Guanxiao had dinner, and spent time with Yu Jinghao in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows as usual.Yu Jinghao turned his back to the outside, scratching Xiao Hei's chin with his hands, looking at the sky from Bailiguan Xiao, thoughtful.

"what happened?"

Baili Guanxiao licked his lower lip, and said: "The empty places in Qisu in the north are flickering, and the sunspots hired by Canxing should start to act soon."

Yu Jinghao couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "I feel like you are like a god. If others want to harm you, you can count the time."

Baili Guan Xiao glanced at him and said, "That's not God, it's God."

Yu Jinghao was embarrassed for a moment, he stroked Xiao Hei's slick fur, and said, "Actually, you don't have to worry about it so much, the reason why Deng Zirui hit you with this is because he took it for granted that he knew all about your history .We have already made all the preparations.”

Bailiguan Xiao hummed, and Yu Jinghao suddenly asked strangely: "Aren't our horoscopes the same? Why don't your predictions match my situation every time?"

"We both belong to the seven constellations in the north, but the main house is different, the star position is different, and the horoscope of birth is also different. All these will affect." Baili Guanxiao sighed softly: "Different people have different fates. If we are exactly the same, we are completely different. It is better to just disappear one of the two lives copied and pasted."

"Uh..." Yu Jinghao smiled awkwardly: "Then let's live together, it's good to be different."

Baili Guanxiao didn't speak any more.Xu Su shakes, something big is about to happen.

He originally thought that Canxing should have another "see you at dawn".Unexpectedly, he had just taken a shower, and before he reached the bedroom, Yu Jinghao called him.

"The nonsense meeting has begun."

"what?"

Baili Guanxiao picked up his mobile phone, and sure enough, he saw the entertainment account that used the name of curiosity to lament that he should not only have a bachelor's degree in management. The curiosity that killed the cat checked the resume of a certain learning god koi, with a devout heart of worship, but unexpectedly dug out some disgusting facts. @李观晓, it’s really good to deceive everyone ? [bye] [anger]"

Baili Guanxiao clicked on the long word map, in which, in order of timeline, he counted all the good deeds done by the original owner since high school.Fighting, failing classes, smoking and drinking, skipping classes, and even dropping out of school.When his peers began to live in college, he relied on some deceitful tarot divination to earn money for instant noodles, and made friends with a lot of thugs who were also ignorant, and he did a lot of stealing, until he was depressed for a while. After a while, he actually made his debut in Huanyu International.

Baili Guanxiao read it very carefully, because he had to silently check the real time of occurrence of each item and the corresponding situation in his current file.After he finished reading and refreshed, there were already thousands of comments and nearly ten thousand reposts below.

Yu Jinghao was not nervous at all, and he held his mobile phone with a smile, and said, "You can see how popular you are when you see how much negative news about you is getting attention now."

Baili Guanxiao glared at him, "I still have time to joke around, I have to go back to the company, and I may have to trouble everyone in the Public Opinion Department and PR Department to post overnight for me."

Yu Jinghao shook his head and smiled inscrutablely: "No, I have already explained that our public relations department has been in a state of 24-hour shift monitoring recently, and there is no need for you to call to wake up one by one."

Baili Guanxiao was stunned for a moment: "When did it happen?"

"Those dead paparazzi said they were curious about whether you have a double degree." Yu Jinghao smiled and said: "Well, plan ahead, this skill is still necessary for walking in the world. So, the question is coming, what do you want? clarify?"

"What do you mean by how to clarify?"

"Be softer, you can choose to ask the public relations department to reason with them, after all, it is very difficult for a high school dropout to have such a good English level and broad knowledge. Be tougher, why don't you just smash out your current file and talk to them just now?" On the front, once and for all. But, if you have to force yourself..."

Baili Guanxiao sighed, then took the words and said: "If you insist on it, I'm afraid you will have to admit that I have a real name right now."

"That's right. Because on all your files, the name is Baili Guanxiao. Li Guanxiao is just a pseudonym for your debut."

Baili Guanxiao turned his head and glanced at the northern sky, the Xusu fluctuated violently, as if there was a breakthrough.In fact, he didn't need to worry about it himself, the astrology had already made the decision for him.

"Ask the public relations department to help me prepare the relevant file materials. I will post tonight."

While waiting for the response from the PR department, Baili Guanxiao has also been paying attention to the changes in the online volume.Originally, everyone was about to wash up and go to bed. Before going to bed, they swiped Weibo, and the group was blown out.The people who eat melons expressed a look of confusion, but the reaction of the fan group was still very positive.

After all, Baili Guanxiao is not an empty shell artist who has never shown his face. He has works, has appeared in variety shows, and his conversation has long been known by everyone.The number one popular comment under that Papi Weibo is the official account of Baili Guanxiao's Liyutuan, saying: "You seem to be deliberately making me laugh? Can you make up the story a little more reliably? Guan Xiao's conversation and English level, you told me that he failed high school and dropped out?"

There is also a girl who always jumps up and grabs the first place on Baili Guanxiao's Weibo, so Baili Guanxiao's familiar girl commented: "[Dig nose] [Dig nose] Why didn't you tell me that Guan Xiao was in the Moving bricks on the construction site?"

And then below—"The hot comment is wrong, Guan Xiao has fair skin, it can't be that he moves bricks, maybe he drives an excavator."

Someone else joked - "The above are all wrong. With my pissing nature, even if I don't study hard at all, I won't fail the exam if I only have multiple choice questions in the exam."

……

Almost half of the hot posts were Baili Guanxiao's die-hard fans, and everyone didn't take this so-called pickpocketing post seriously at all, instead they were all sarcasm and ridicule.Probably because he found that the fans' reaction was not as expected, Canxing hired a group of sailors and began to frantically follow the rhythm in the comment area and hot search topics. Some fans who were not very determined and some onlookers expressed confusion.

After all, it was a skinny post that even clearly stated the name of the high school, the class number, and the name of the head teacher.If it's pure rumors and fiction, that's too ridiculous.

About half an hour later, the person in charge of the public relations department sent an email to Baili Guanxiao, which contained clarification materials that the public relations department had already processed.It includes Baili Guanxiao's high school graduation certificate, Bocconi Business School's graduation certificate, an ID photo with a coded ID number, and a "Stage Name Agreement" signed when he debuted, which marked Baili Guanxiao's The stage name is Li Guanxiao.In addition, the head of the public relations department personally wrote a paragraph for him, asking him to use this paragraph to post directly.

The people in the public relations department were very attentive. The photos of the graduation certificates were all taken casually on the table, and the light was dim. It looked like they were taken under a desk lamp at night, which was full of reality.

The written speech also imitated Baili Guanxiao's daily tone, and Baili Guanxiao's daily tone was toneless.

——"Picture 1 High school graduation certificate, which is not the same school as the high school in the Papi post. Picture 2 Bocconi graduation certificate. Picture 3 ID card. Picture 4 My stage name agreement. The story in the Papi post is vivid, It could be a genuine misidentification of someone who happens to have the same name as mine, or it could be a deliberate fabrication."

Baili Guanxiao took a closer look and found that there was nothing wrong with it, so he directly copied and pasted it to his mobile phone, and posted the blog along with those materials.

After Baili Guanxiao posted a blog, he was a little nervous, not because he was worried about whether he could win the public opinion war, but because he directly exposed his name Baili Guanxiao to everyone, and he always felt inexplicably nervous.

Yu Jinghao sat on the bed and watched him for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back his smile, and said, "I've known you for so long, but this is the first time I've seen you feeling uneasy."

Baili Guanxiao turned his head to look at him, and asked seriously: "Baili's surname is too rare, everyone will definitely associate me with the account of Baili Tianshi, right?"

Yu Jinghao nodded: "It's possible. But don't worry, there will be no problems, I assure you."

Probably Yu Jinghao's earnest promise can really give people a strong sense of reliability, Baili Guanxiao nodded.He looked at his Weibo, but he didn't refresh it, so he couldn't see the comments yet.It was rare for Yu Jinghao to see him let go because of nervousness, so he couldn't help but get out of bed and kissed the top of his head lightly, and said, "It's actually a day worth saying congratulations, the word Baili Guanxiao, I will finally see the sun again. "

See the day again.

These four words touched a certain secret string deep in Baili Guanxiao's heart. He was slightly startled, and looked up at Yu Jinghao, but Yu Jinghao just bent his head and kissed his lips again.Baili Guan Xiao's heart froze for a second, and Yu Jinghao had already sat back at the end of the bed in a leisurely manner.

"Don't worry, your stardom will only get brighter, I promise."

Baili Guanxiao didn't know if Yu Jinghao's guarantee really worked, or if he was kissed back to his normal state by someone, the rare uneasiness just disappeared in a flash.He refreshed his Weibo calmly, and carefully looked at the comments that had exploded in the past few minutes.

Unexpectedly, and within reason, his fans didn't focus on whom to trust at all, but were collectively frightened to death by his surname——

"I understand the truth, I believe in the degree, but what is your name? Tell me again loudly what is your name? @百里天师"

"It turned out that I wasn't the one who opened the brain hole, @百里天师, come and recognize your relatives, is this your cousin or your son?"

"First worship my emperor who is indeed a god of learning, and then mock a certain number who is playing around every day. Then comes the important point. I have seen the surname Baili twice since I uttered it. The first time was @百里天师, the second time is tonight. Hmm...should I think about it...[Thinking]"

Baili Guanxiao quickly scrolled down, guessing his relationship with Baili Tianshi.His fans have always had big brains, and one of the most popular sayings is that Baili Tianshi is a koi spirit over a hundred years old, the king of the koi world, and Baili Guanxiao is his son. The prince of the carp world.As for the teacher and his father's best friend that he frequently mentioned in the previous program, he is actually just the prince and master of the koi world.

A fan god commented: "On behalf of human beings, express friendship to the koi gods who frequently go down to earth, raise your skirt and bow [peace dove] [cute]"

What the hell is a skirt and bow.

Baili Guanxiao couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth twitching, so he turned to a comment with a slightly different style of painting——

"Am I the only one wondering if Guan Xiao and Baili Tianshi are the same person... If you recall carefully, it is said that in the first issue of "The Great Explorer", the artists were not told in advance to turn off their phones. On that Friday night, Baili Tianshi's divination post was posted more than an hour later than usual, maybe his friend posted it instead?"

This hot comment was just sent out, and the discussion volume below is rapidly increasing.Baili Guanxiao tried his best to calmly open the building, hoping to see everyone's reaction.

——"It sounds very reasonable. If what you said is true, oh my god, shame on me, I just discussed with my best friend yesterday afternoon whether Baili Tianshi is more spiritual or my emperor is more spiritual."

——"I beg Guan Xiao to explain, if it is true, I will have another place where I can observe my idol's mood every day?"

——"Let's give up upstairs, that number doesn't send out anything but Huang Li, he's as innocent as an old man."

—— "Upstairs, you inspired me, actually Guan Xiao is a bit... like a little old man... ORZ"

——"Suddenly remembered that the account called Guan Xiao before and said that Guan Xiao was very lucky. If it is true, Guan Xiao also has a smart and mischievous side. 23333 is indeed the person I like!"

It seems that the comment area seems to have a harmonious style of painting, and there are no voices of doubt.

Baili Guanxiao scrolled down several screens, only to see a vest whose account was newly registered and said: "If it's the same person, wouldn't it be disgusting to hype yourself before? To deceive fans?"

However, some die-hard fans naturally went back: "Who did you lie to? At the beginning, that Aite said that Guan Xiao's fortune is strong and will bring good luck to Huanyu. Which sentence is wrong? Is it true that Huanyu's stock price rose the next day? Is it a fact that Xiao has always been very European? Is it a fact that his talent is outstanding and his works are remarkable? Since he has the resources, what’s wrong with praising himself? I don’t understand what you are complaining about.”

There are many similar verbal wars, and generally the direction of the wind is normal.Baili Guanxiao sat there quietly browsing Weibo for a long time, and Yu Jinghao suddenly said: "By the way, everyone suspects that you and Baili Tianshi are the same person. You can practice Tai Chi, but don't respond. .There must be someone to ask about Baili Tianshi’s account, don’t respond, just blog as usual.”

Baili Guan Xiao hummed, he knew it, and directly admitted that there is still a risk of bringing down the trend of public opinion.But if you refuse, it will be difficult to confess in the future.Anyway, this is not a major matter involving principle, and when it's time to play stupid, you still have to choose to play stupid.

The original post of the skin-picking post has been automatically blocked by a certain wave system because too many people reported it as "false information". Canxing has no next step for the time being. Huanyu International also officially posted a blog saying that it will investigate this matter by chance Misunderstanding or deliberate slander.

Baili Guanxiao thought for a while, and reposted his clarification post, and then said: "Since it is easy to cause misunderstanding, I will sign an agreement with the company to abolish the stage name, and I will call it back to my real name in the future."

Then, he silently changed his ID from "Li Guanxiao" to "Baili Guanxiao".

He knew that once this ID was changed, it would only cause more discussions about this surname.However, he didn't want to worry about it too much. Changing back to his original name was something he had always wanted to do.

——Li Guanxiao These three words are really harsh.In fact, whenever someone called him that, he felt a little disgusted in his heart.

Baili Guanxiao, these four words, finally see the light of day again.

In the early morning of the next day, the scammer came out again and posted a new post, saying that Baili Guanxiao's rhetoric was the real fabrication. In one go, he also attached all the historical deeds of Li Guanxiao since elementary school.This time, there was no need for Baili Guanxiao to respond, Huanyu Guanwei posted a blog to clarify the matter about two or three hours later.

In the Weibo posted by the official Weibo, they "found" the real protagonist of the story told by the peeling post, which is the man in a vegetable who was raised in Li Guanxiao's home.All the ID photos matched, and it was completely different from Baili Guanxiao's face.On the contrary, the photos released by the Papihao, which claim to be "same in appearance", look very funny.

It was indeed a photo of Li Guanxiao in the past, a selfie, which was stored in Li Guanxiao's cell phone before, and then Deng Zirui stole the cell phone, so there were those photos.

However, even without mentioning that Yu Jinghao sent someone to edit the photo of Li Guanxiao in the file system, even though the photo alone has facial features similar to Baili Guanxiao's, it is not a person at all.

The same body, different souls, temperaments are too different.

Netizens commented: "My mother, who is this? Why did you put my emperor's face on the boy in the hair salon in the urban-rural fringe area? How much hatred?"

After seeing that photo, Mike felt that it was hard to say anything. After holding back for a long time, he couldn't help but said, "This is scarier than the ID photo on your previous resume."

It was probably because Yu Jinghao was too well prepared and there were too many evidences that caught Deng Zirui off guard. Canxing finally silently silenced after two trips to no avail.

That entertainment circle account with millions of fans was banned.

After a night of trouble, this matter will be completely exposed.For Baili Guanxiao, this is an important moment since time travel.However, for tens of millions of fans, this is just a small episode in which some people are sour on their idols, but they are not prepared enough, and they are slapped in the face in seconds.

Yu Jinghao is probably the only one in the world who can understand Baili Guanxiao's mood at this moment.After a certain person finished arranging the love breakfast, he found that his little carp was sitting in front of the computer in a daze. On the screen was his Weibo homepage. The words "Baili Guanxiao" were very eye-catching.

Yu Jinghao walked over and asked, "What are you thinking?"

Baili Guanxiao let out a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice, "It's like a dream."

that's all.

……

The next day was the signing event of the original novel of "Qingge Chang'an". Baili Guanxiao, Shen Yuan and Wang Hong, as the most popular actors in the three TV dramas, were invited to the sales opening ceremony.Such an occasion can't be dressed as grandly as the previous charity dinner, but it's not something that Baili Guanxiao's usual shirts and T-shirts can handle.

Mike called at noon and said that he would take Baili Guanxiao to buy some outfits in the afternoon after taking time out from all the busy schedules.Afterwards there will be various TV series and movie events and even roadshows. Someone's wardrobe is too shallow and basically has nothing to wear.

Baili Guanxiao has long been used to his manager always despising him in terms of fashion, so he agreed without hesitation anyway.

It can’t be too formal, but it’s just the difference between high-end and counters. The place where Mike brought Baili Guanxiao is still a shopping mall that is almost full of luxury brands.

Baili Guanxiao is still in the endorsement period of GW. Although the endorsement is leather goods, it is not good to directly wear clothes from several other competing products in public. Mike hesitated for a while, and still suggested that Baili Guanxiao should either wear GW, or go directly to buy the simple style without LOGO, which is a niche luxury brand.

Baili Guanxiao chose the latter without much hesitation.

Because this time he will represent "Hei Yi Zi Ting" to attend the opening event, so it is best to choose a black business casual attire. Mike chose for a long time for Baili Guanxiao, and the final match was a black shirt and slacks. The cuffs and neckline of the shirt had white embroidery, which looked very similar to Shen Ziting's main costume.The overall effect of the upper body is still perfect, and Baili Guanxiao's figure is straighter and slender because of his black suit.

Mike was about to take Baili Guan Xiao to check out when his cell phone rang suddenly. He walked away two steps and picked it up and said a few words in a low voice, then he came back a little embarrassed and said: "Guan Xiao, the new boys don't let you down." It seems that there is something wrong. Recently, the pressure among the trainees is very low. I have to go and have a look. I have nothing to do with these new selections, but the agent responsible for the selection is still on maternity leave. The company has been short of staff recently. I really can't go away..."

Baili Guanxiao didn't wait for Mike to finish, he nodded very understandingly and said: "It's okay, you go, I can do it by myself."

"Then..." Mike hesitated for a moment, and said, "Then I'll go over to have a look first, you must not leave after shopping, your closet is too shallow, you should shop more, choose a few more sets, the company has a budget. "

"it is good."

"I'll call my assistant on the way, and he will come over to take over and accompany you and take you home. It shouldn't take half an hour, just wait for him. There are fewer people shopping in this mall on weekdays, but be careful not to be followed. "

"I understand, let's go."

Mike left in a hurry, Baili Guanxiao sighed in his heart, it was really not easy, he hadn't heard Mike gag like before for a long time.

He went to check out alone, and then obediently decided to go shopping again.After all, once "Han Zigao" starts up after a while, if there is any sudden event, it will be too late for him to choose his clothes again.

Baili Guanxiao didn't know anything about those brands, he carried his bags and continued to go shopping in the mall silently. After shopping for a long time, his mind was completely empty.Walking into the store casually, looking at the clothes that looked similar, he was silent and bored.

After about half an hour, he finally arrived at a store in the corner of this floor, thinking that the task would be completed after visiting this store, so he hurried home to pet the cat.However, when he turned around, he suddenly felt a domineering aura.

In the blink of an eye, he turned his head slightly, and sure enough, he saw Deng Zirui with a girl in his arms not far away.

Deng Zirui also found him, let go of his hand and said something to the woman, and handed her a card, and the woman left the store with a clever smile.Deng Zirui walked over with a stern expression and said, "Long time no see."

Baili Guanxiao glanced at the woman who left, it was no longer Bai Yiting.

He was too lazy to say hello to Deng Zirui, so he looked at him blankly, and then said, "We don't know each other well." After saying that, he was about to turn around and leave.

However, Deng Zirui stepped forward to block his way, and said in a low voice, "Believe me, there will be no one we know better than us."

"What do you mean?" Baili Guanxiao asked coldly.

Deng Zirui spread out his hands in a leisurely manner, and said, "You may not believe me if I tell you, but I understand far better than you think, you."

He deliberately paused before the word "you".

Baili Guanxiao looked at him for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back, the corner of his lips curled into a slightly mocking arc, and then said: "You may not believe it when you say it, the two of us, each other."

The author has something to say: "Little Theater Without Responsibility"

After Baili Guanxiao posted the clarification post, Yu Jinghao walked over silently and said in a low voice, "It's actually a great thing, why don't you celebrate it?"

"celebrate?"

"Go to bed... and celebrate."

Baili Guanxiao smiled and said: "This incident should be regarded as a relatively big turning point since my debut. I may do a careful astrology calculation tonight, and it will be around midnight."

"……Oh."

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I'm really working hard to add drama to Yu Jinghao... Maybe this article is born to be a fake attack article(?)