Suction Master [Crossover]

Shen Yuan thought for a while, and then said: "The monkeys must have never heard of pop music, but they can also draw something new. We can't call them monkey language."

Baili Guanxiao smiled: "It's okay, let's wait and see first."

Baili Guanxiao went to draw lots on behalf of this group, and he and Shen Yuan were really the last group in the order of the draw.

According to the rules of the game, each group has 5 minutes to seduce the monkeys on the mountain.The first group is the Qiuyu group. Since the partner boy is a singer, he was sent out.The boy was famous for rapping and rapping, so he didn't think about how complicated it was, and started rapping openly to the monkeys on the mountain.

His voice is booming, and his fast-tempo raps are articulate and full of rhythm.The people around were very impressed, and the barrage was full of praise.However, the monkeys standing on the mountain didn't seem to want to pay attention to him at all.

Qiu Yu was anxious, and quickly winked at the male artist, so the male artist quickly changed to an ordinary fast-paced pop song, with a stronger sense of melody than rap, and sang laboriously for a long time. monkey.

This result was completely within Baili Guanxiao's expectations. Monkeys are not sound-sensitive animals. How could they be so easily attracted by a few songs? Do they really think they are the Monkey King?

However, the artists behind were nervous, and everyone felt that they seemed to take the challenge of the program group too simply.The second group is also a combination of actresses and male singers. The two quickly discussed a few words, and the male singer decided to sing nursery rhymes.

The actor's name is Zhang Lizhi, who came out of the talent show, but his voice is deep and magnetic. Over the years, he has steadily released records and held concerts. He is already an absolutely capable singer with outstanding singing skills.He announced to the camera that he would sing nursery rhymes, and fans were looking forward to it.

Zhang Lizhi chose two nursery rhymes, the first one is the theme song of a popular cartoon, which is extremely cheerful.The second song is a nursery rhyme with a somewhat lyrical tone, singing about hometown.

Children's songs are indeed more popular with monkeys than ordinary pop music. The first cartoon theme song attracted two monkeys, while the second song chanting hometown attracted three monkeys.

Seeing this, not only the artists, but also the monkeys were frantically discussing their wishes in the barrage.Baili Guanxiao is actually a mirror in his heart, but it is not easy to say it directly to steal the limelight, so he has been sitting silently beside him.He noticed that Li Si turned his head and said to Li Jiang: "The arrangement of nursery rhymes is simple and catchy, and it is more pleasing. Lyrical nursery rhymes are not only catchy, but also have the feeling of a choir. So the monkeys are actually easy to be attracted by the strong sense of melody and the sense of rhythm. Infected by the ritual rhythm."

Bailiguan Xiao Wenyan raised the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

This girl is truly ice-snow smart, good at observing, and understands at a touch.He couldn't help but think of Xiao Hei in the previous world. His little black cat is the most spiritual animal in the Baili Valley. He has been silently observing the owner's living habits, and even tried to imitate it, which is extremely cute.

Whether it is a human or an animal, it is still a smart guy who will please the descendants of a certain protoss.So Baili Guanxiao interjected and said, "I think what you said about the feeling of the choir makes sense, but how to sing the feeling of the choir..."

Hearing this, Li Jiang was thoughtful, and turned to ask the program crew, "Can the two of you go on stage together?"

The answer I got was yes.So Li Si and Li Jiang went out together, and they chose to sing a Tsinghua University anthem for the monkeys.When this choice was made at the beginning, the barrage exploded with laughter, and all of them commented with rhythm-"Tsinghua University never dreamed of singing the school song for monkeys", but when the chorus of the two came out, everyone was shocked and started to like it crazily.

The school song of Tsinghua University is solemn and sacred, boys and girls sing harmoniously, and several monkeys turned their heads without singing a few words.Li Si and Li Jiang did not sing other songs, but sang the school song repeatedly for 5 minutes, and finally attracted ten monkeys.The barrage is full of "I feel the power of a self-made master", the entertainment effect is particularly good, and the director team is also very satisfied.

Shen Yuan pulled Baili Guanxiao and said, "It's true that a group is better than a group, but how do we sing? I don't know how to sing school songs and nursery rhymes, can you?"

Baili Guanxiao said: "They are very smart, but they don't fully understand what I mean. It is true that there must be many people in the choir, but even if two people sing, it is impossible to achieve the desired effect. The development of human beings, but hundreds of millions of years ago, we were all just animals in the forest. Animals don’t understand the language, but can’t they also communicate?”

Shen Yuan was taken aback by the sudden elevation, and the artists beside her also looked at Baili Guanxiao stupidly.Li Si asked, "So what do you mean?"

Baili Guanxiao raised his red lips lightly, and said, "Since we are in this valley, we must learn to use it."

Shen Yuan looked at him and suddenly seemed to understand something, Baili Guanxiao patted her on the shoulder: "Singing is not allowed, let me do it."

As he spoke, he walked to the white line drawn by the program team, bent down and picked a wide and straight leaf from the ground, and put it slightly on his lips.

The barrage is completely blown up——

"What is my emperor doing? Blowing leaves? Isn't that only in movies?"

"Let me tell you an amazing news, he can't actually sing."

"Blowing leaves are bright, how small is that sound."

However, even though the fans were all very worried that Baili Guanxiao would return empty-handed, Baili Guanxiao was extremely calm, and he casually borrowed a low-frequency amplifier from the program crew.After the timer started, the distant melody poured out from his lips.Baili Guanxiao knows how to use the topography of valleys. He was born and grew up in valleys. He knows how to use every protrusion on every cliff.While playing, he slowly or quickly adjusted the angle of his body and jaw.Within a few seconds, the melody reverberated miraculously in the valley, and the reverberation became stronger and stronger, and after a while, the entire valley was full of the Sanskrit sound.

Baili Guanxiao doesn't understand pop music, nursery rhymes and school songs, or complex rap.But since he was a child, he had a glimpse of the principles of Buddhism and Zen, and the voices in his chest were all Sanskrit.The sound was reflected on every rock in the valley, and the echo resonated. Gradually, there was only one person standing in the middle of the valley and blowing it quietly, but it seemed that every stone, every flower and plant in the valley was echoing.One after another, lingering.

Soon after the sacred music resonated, the monkeys turned their heads one after another and ran down the mountain happily.Baili Guanxiao was full of scheming, not only played the Sanskrit music, but also did not restrain his aura.Ordinary people can't perceive it, but this well-preserved valley for thousands of years is a place where spiritual energy gathers, and animals are very sensitive.Not only monkeys, but even squirrels and very rare hares appeared.Bailiguan Xiao Chuming kept his eyes closed all the time. When the timer ticked, he tuned in slowly. When he opened his eyes, the other side of the enclosure was already crowded with small animals.

The artists and staff of the entire program group were in a state of being speechless. After being quiet for a few minutes, the barrage began to explode, and the entire screen was covered by dense barrage. Due to the barrage The number is too large, and it is no longer rolling, but moving forward one by one like barrage echelons.

——"Guan Xiaozhen is the number one evildoer in the national uniform."

——"An eye-opener, can I say that I am surging?"

—— "Waiting for me, I feel that my emperor is going to rule the world."

They were all comments from the middle and twenty feet. Baili Guanxiao read two of them and didn't read any more.When he looked back, everyone in the program group hadn't fully regained their composure, and the director said in a somewhat dull voice, "There's no way to count this. The winning group of this challenge is the group of Guan Xiao and Shen Yuan."

The director was a bit stupefied, but the big cameraman who was following the Baili Guanxiao group suddenly remembered something and said, "The second hidden mission!"

The staff woke up like a dream.

The camera brother handed over a second big pink envelope and said, "Congratulations, you accidentally triggered the second hidden mission and obtained the second legend!"

The second legend is about a man surnamed Xu.It was rumored that this man was the number one scholar named on the gold list in ancient times, but because he had just entered the officialdom, he was angry at the atmosphere of party collusion, so he ran to this valley alone to drink.However, the man is very natural. When he recited poems, he attracted countless animals in the forest. He got along with the animals so much that he finally decided to resign as a young man and go back to the valley. He built a hut in the valley and talked with the animals every day. For the company, pass down a good story.

The program team wrote behind the letter: "City life is hustle and bustle, and artists are even more busy with the secular world, gradually losing communication with nature. Congratulations for showing the most natural side in the program, and you deserve to be awarded this reward."

Under the envious eyes of the rest of the crowd, a certain Ouhuang turned around calmly and took out another large envelope from his backpack, and asked the program crew one by one: "So I have cracked both hidden missions. Shen Yuan already won?"

The live camera cut over, and the director team was stunned.The difficulty of the game setting itself is not low, and the trigger points of the hidden missions are more secretive than one. They were all prepared that no one would trigger the hidden missions.The director team originally planned to lead the artists to the legendary hiding place in the last few hours, but they didn't expect that Baili Guanxiao seemed to be on the hook, and the game was over before reaching the top?

Is it really a problem with the difficulty setting of the game?The assistant directors looked at each other, and looked at the other groups of artists who hadn't even touched what the envelope looked like, and didn't even know that there was such a thing as a hidden mission. Everyone looked at each other with serious expressions, and didn't know how to react. .

The barrage was already bursting with laughter. Fans maxed out the gifts in the live broadcast room, and the peaceful red koi swam across the screen in rows, which was a spectacle.

The chief director was the first to break the silence, and sighed: "You are very good, indeed, you have already won today's challenge."

Bailiguan Xiao smiled empathetically: "We climbed to the summit with everyone, and we also want to see the sea of ​​clouds and the glow of the sky."

Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan have already taken away more than [-]% of the viewing traffic of "The Great Explorer", and those who still stick to other rooms are purely die-hard fans of other artists.However, this did not arouse the envy of the other artists. On the contrary, everyone was convinced and went up the mountain together, asking why Baili Guanxiao played the leaves, what song he played, and how he thought of using it. Simple loudspeakers and mountain wall undulations create echo.

Baili Guanxiao did not hide it, and explained the techniques and principles to everyone one by one.That piece of music does not exist in this world. He has a hundred and twenty Sanskrit melodies in his chest, none of which exist in this world.So Baili Guanxiao had no choice but to say that he was very interested in Zen and Buddhism, and he tried to arrange music, which he composed himself.

Li Si on the side was thoughtful when he heard what he said.

……

Baili Guanxiao is simply a magic weapon for the artists to resist the oppression of the program group. On the way up the mountain, he intuitively pointed a few directions to the artists of the other groups, and each group collected the legendary envelopes in the pointed place.When they are about to climb to the top, each group of artists can already enjoy the benefits of taking the cableway down.

Although according to the setting of the program group, when going down the mountain at the end, the program group will kindly give ropeway benefits to artists who have not collected all the legends, and it will be announced sooner or later.But watching groups of artists waving large pink envelopes and smiling triumphantly, the director team, whose mission is to torture the artists, still expressed that they were very tired and didn't want to talk at all.

Baili Guanxiao watched all this with a smile.

It was evening when we reached the top.The sun shines through the thick atmosphere, dyeing a brilliant glow in the sky.The sea of ​​clouds floats under your feet, and the surroundings are cool and empty, which is too beautiful to behold.

After a hard day's work, all the artists and the staff of the entire program group are very excited.The program has been recorded, and although the live broadcast room is still open, each artist has already started live broadcasting with their terminals, sharing the beautiful scenery with fans.Baili Guanxiao's terminal was in his pocket and he didn't bother to take it out. The aura was at its peak here, and he stood quietly on the top of the mountain with his hands behind his back, seemingly expressionless, but he was already enjoying himself to the extreme.

The second issue of "The Great Explorer" ended perfectly with the group of Baili Guanxiao and Shen Yuan winning the title of "Best Reality Show Talent".

Baili Guanxiao took the cableway down the mountain, and when he got back his mobile phone, the Weibo news had exploded, to the point where it flickered back and forth frequently after opening it. When Mike saw him, he gave him a big hug that could break his bones, and said excitedly: "Your fan number has skyrocketed again, nearly 30.00%!"

Baili Guanxiao just smiled, there was no one around, and the live broadcast room had already closed, so he whispered: "It seems that my people are getting more and more."

Mike has no time to complain about someone's secondary illness. He has been an agent for so many years, but since he met Baili Guanxiao, he has become more and more prone to restlessness.It's really because the Internet is so explosive, Baili Guanxiao cut off external communication and didn't know it, now Weibo is full of high-definition big pictures of Baili Guanxiao with his eyes closed, blowing and standing still on the top, and his related topics dominate It became the top five in Weibo hot search list. "Qingge Chang'an" is about to be broadcast, and with his light on it, it became a trending search, and the producer sent a congratulatory message.

Those who know how to play the original novels turned Baili Guanxiao’s black training clothes into a chic black robe, and then put on the long hair in the ancient style, and there was no sense of disobedience. The words——"Shen Ziting and the Monkey"

The fans of "Han Zigao" are not to be outdone, and put white clothes fluttering on P for him, with the words - "Han Zigao A List of Small Mountains"

And those die-hard fans who don't know how to make pictures are not willing to be silent, and desperately bring topics to support their idols, and give Baili Guanxiao one name after another, "Monkey King", "King of the Forest", "Zoo The head of the garden"... dazzled.

Baili Guanxiao used a browser to log in to the web version of Weibo on the bus back to watch these updates, feeling satisfied.It seems that participating in a variety show does not necessarily have to be eloquent and entertaining, as long as he can reasonably use his strengths, he can have a good show effect.

Before the bus arrived at the airport, Feng Shi's phone call came in.There were a lot of people around, Baili Guanxiao stood up and walked to the last row, picked up the phone and said, "Director Feng, hello."

"Hello, Guan Xiao!" Feng Shi's voice sounded full of anger, and he said with a smile, "I haven't joined the group yet, so I took the initiative to increase the volume of the TV series."

Baili Guanxiao was very embarrassed, and quickly said: "You are absurd, I actually did nothing."

"You're hot, even with "Han Zigao". I've been directing for so many years, and now film and television works rely on big names to gain too much popularity, but it's the first time to see a newcomer can bring popularity. It's really rare."

The compliment was so blunt, Baili Guanxiao didn't know how to answer, he just said: "Director, don't worry, I will try my best not to embarrass the crew."

Feng Shi laughed heartily and said, "It's okay, you're having fun. I'm making this call to tell you that I might have a film in hand by the end of the year, a Lunar New Year movie, and the schedule will probably be around the end of the filming of "Han Zigao" After that. But the specific time is still uncertain, and you may not be able to line up when the time comes, I just mentioned it to you first, and we will discuss the specific details later."

Bailiguan Xiao was startled when he heard this, this was already a promise secretly left to him by the character.

Feng Shi's year-end New Year's Eve blockbuster, and even greeted him in advance, what kind of weight should this be.

Baili Guanxiao quickly thanked him, saying that he must have time, and that he would cooperate and carefully discuss the specific details when the time comes.

Feng Shi added: "One more thing, "The Great Explorer" is very successful, and your popularity is already very high. Seeing that "Han Zigao" is about to start, I hope you can take care of it in time. After all, this is a This is a painstaking book, not a commercial film that is performed casually."

Baili Guan Xiao thought to himself, Feng Shi is indeed a strict director, always putting the quality of the production first.So he quickly said: "Don't worry, the director. I'm also thinking about whether to continue to participate in the filming of "The Great Explorer" in the next few episodes, and plan to communicate with the agent. I will definitely join the group on time, don't worry."

Feng Shi was very satisfied, exchanged some pleasantries with him, and then hung up the phone.

Baili Guanxiao heaved a sigh of relief, and walked back to his seat.

In fact, as early as he collected two legends and reached the summit with everyone, he was considering whether to quit "The Great Explorer".And after going down the mountain, seeing the explosion of voices on Weibo, this idea became even stronger.

The reason why this show can make him so popular is because the setting of the show happens to be able to take advantage of many of his advantages.In fact, distinguishing directions and attracting animals are just the most common skills of his life in the Baili Valley, and they have already brought such a big shock to everyone.The difficulty of the next few episodes of this show will become more and more serious, and he will be exposed more and more.

Baili Guanxiao just wants to be an actor down-to-earth. Maybe everyone can think that he is an actor who is lucky and knows a little bit more, but he definitely doesn't want to be an actor with superpowers.

It is the most ideal state to let everyone's perception of his abilities remain at the semi-joking "metaphysics" level forever.Too much, but it is easy to cause panic.

What's more, with him around, the program group always failed to achieve their goals, and other artists were almost robbed of the limelight.Looking at the situation now is optimistic, but in the long run, it will definitely become sensitive.

Baili Guanxiao thought, maybe it's time for him to quit this program group.Or not as a participating guest, but in some other form to play soy sauce in the program group, the specific details will have to be determined later.

He sighed lowly, and was about to close his eyes and rest, when Li Si suddenly sat beside him silently.

Baili Guanxiao smiled politely and asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Si smiled, pulled him and said in a low voice, "Did you really write the melody you played just now?"

Baili Guanxiao is sure that there are no such Sanskrit sounds in this world, and indeed, the melody he played also has his own impromptu elements.So he nodded and said, "Yes."

"Are there any other works?"

Baili Guanxiao hesitated for a while, and said: "There are some, but they are very fragmented, and many of them are very short. These are actually Buddhist sounds and Zen music. They don't form chapters, and they can be pieced together at will."

Li Si rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "Great. My mother is a professor at the Central Conservatory of Music. Now CCTV has given me a task to make background music for a large-scale nature documentary that will be aired soon. This kind of task is huge. I can’t do it alone. But after she contacted several experts and arrangers at home and abroad, she was not satisfied. The business society, everyone’s things are too templated and impetuous. I think she should like your music .”

"This..." Baili Guanxiao hesitated, "Actually, I have no experience in arranging music, and I can't sing either."

"You don't need to sing. If you think it's okay, I'll let my mother watch the playback first. If she thinks the style of the music is right, I'll let her contact you, okay?"

Baili Guanxiao was still hesitating, but Mike, who was next to him, agreed and said yes repeatedly, and then kept contact information with Li Si.

After Li Si returned to his seat contentedly, Mike gave Baili Guan Xiao a blank look, and said in a low voice, "Are you stupid? CCTV's nature documentary, how can you not accept such a valuable job?"

Baili Guanxiao sighed, "But I'm an actor."

"What's wrong with the actors? There are fewer and fewer single-type artists in the circle now, and everyone is trying to break the boundaries. The more versatile you are, the stronger your foundation will be. After the fan base is diversified, if there is any crisis of public opinion in the future, the tolerance will be the same. Be stronger." After Mike finished speaking, he sighed earnestly and said, "Little newcomer, there is still a long way to go, so we should be more obedient."

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