Suction Master [Crossover]

The day before flying to Chengdu, Baili Guanxiao was invited to a Yi Building.

Mouyi Games is the most profitable business group of Mouyi. As soon as you enter that floor, there are all kinds of restless programmers jumping around.Rumor has it that programmers are a group of people who have more money and less talk and die early, but the four-eyed men here are extremely active, and even fight everywhere.

Baili Guanxiao's temperament is incompatible with this place. Even Mike looked at the densely packed technical men and had nothing to say. Fortunately, people from the brand department came out to welcome them, otherwise they really didn't know how to deal with these technical men. Deal with people.

The brand side of a certain Yi is very friendly, he doesn't look like a father at all, when he saw Baili Guanxiao, he smiled and said: "Ouhuang is here."

Baili Guanxiao smiled awkwardly: "Hello."

The brand side led a group of people in all the way: "Okay, okay, we have read the contract you scanned back yesterday, there is no problem, signed in triplicate, and you can take two of them back later. .In fact, it is not so troublesome to be the image ambassador of our game, and you don’t even need to take full-body promotional photos, but there are a little more activities in the later stage.”

Baili Guanxiao wondered, "Why don't you need to take a full-body promotional photo?"

In terms of branding: "Theoretically speaking, whether it's posters or shikigami modeling, we only need your face scan, and everything else is done in post, you can safely hand over your head to the program staff."

"Oh." Baili Guan Xiao thought in his heart, he was indeed a strange group.

The issue of the contract was resolved quickly, and Baili Guanxiao was taken into a closed collection room, which was divided into two rooms, separated by a glass wall, a bit like the sound recording that the company arranged for him to audition for "The Little Prince". shed.Baili Guanxiao was placed on a chair and sat down, and then the technicians took out a mechanical helmet that looked very bulky, and were about to put it on for him.

Baili Guanxiao showed no expression. He was used to the technological products of this world. The impact of this helmet on him was actually no greater than the air conditioner and TV set he saw when he first came here. However, Mike said anxiously: " With such a big guy, will the neck be crushed?"

The technical guy is very gentle: "Don't worry, I will always support you."

The mechanical helmet was buckled on his head, even if someone was supporting it, Baili Guanxiao felt extremely bulky.There are countless wires connected to the helmet, which are connected to the computer in the opposite room through the small hole at the bottom of the glass wall.After a while, the people inside gestured to make Baili Guanxiao turn his head to the left.

He slowly turned his head to the left, with a calm face, and the little brother holding the helmet said: "I have done modeling for foreigners in the fist company before, and this is the first time I have seen someone as calm as you."

Baili Guanxiao didn't know if he could speak, so he smiled politely.

Afterwards, he turned his head to the right, raised his head, lowered his head, and made two expressions. The whole process took less than 10 minutes, and the head scan was completed.

"Is that enough?"

"Okay, the follow-up work is the task of our art and technical buddies. Of course, the initial drawing and the final model will be reviewed by you, and the two sides will reach an agreement before submitting to the front end."

"Ok."

Baili Guanxiao feels that it is really good to cooperate with the game company. There are not so many makeup photos to deal with. It is simple and simple to scan, and high-tech solves all tasks, which really improves efficiency. Mike enthusiastically went to see the adult model on the computer with the staff, but Baili Guanxiao was not interested in his own face, so he just waited on the spot.

He was bored alone, when he suddenly felt someone poke him lightly.

He raised his head and looked at the technical brother who poked him with questioning eyes.

"Well, I heard that you are Ouhuang, can you give me a haircut too."

"..."

Baili Guanxiao was a little speechless in his heart, looking at the little brother who had already pulled out his mobile phone and almost stuffed it into his hand, he asked curiously: "Can't your internal staff also win?"

"Of course." The technical brother smiled honestly: "Even if there is any system setting channel, it is the welfare of the core R&D personnel, and has nothing to do with our peripheral personnel."

"Oh." Baili Guanxiao understands, just like in the crew, the director who speaks the truth is always the big director, and the assistant directors spend most of their time doing piecemeal work.In fact, it is the same everywhere. Once you enter the society, you will always be divided into ranks and ranks in each team.

So he nodded and said, "Of course, what do you want?"

"Can I choose this too?" The little brother was shocked.

Baili Guanxiao smiled lightly: "I'm not sure, but make a wish before the draw. Although there are many shikigami in the prize pool, maybe it will happen."

"Then, I want Ibaraki, no, I still want Daitengu!"

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help laughing: "How many times can you smoke?"

"Several times."

"Then I'll draw two for you." Baili Guanxiao said, and without waiting for any reaction from the younger brother, he casually drew a five-pointed star on the screen, and the younger brother was startled , exclaimed "Ah——", but the pronunciation got stuck in his throat, because he saw the shikigami bursting out on the screen: SSR Ibaraki Doji.

"I'm going!!" The little brother couldn't believe his eyes, took the phone and looked at it vigorously, stared at the white-haired man on the screen for a few seconds, and then his whole body was in a state of twitching: "Ahhh, I have a big output Ibaraki Boy, ouch, I finally pulled you out!!"

Baili Guan Xiao thought to himself, I pulled it out, okay?

"You are so clever, my god! Please draw the big tengu! Don't be stressed, it's okay to fail a few times, I'll go to krypton gold again!"

Baili Guanxiao smiled at him politely, then twitched his hand again, and a boy with black wings jumped in front of him, it was SSR Daitengu.The little brother covered his mouth in excitement and was speechless for a long time, then suddenly sniffled and shouted: "I finally got all the pumps!! Garbage games, you can uninstall them!"

Baili Guanxiao: "..."

So, these people are really poisonous.

After Mike was basically done, he sent a WeChat message to Baili Guanxiao to say that he could withdraw. The technical brother thanked him all the way and sent Baili Guanxiao, who had been regarded as the god in his heart, to the elevator entrance. He treated him like his own father, except for tidying his collar.Mike, who was waiting at the elevator entrance, looked at it and raised his eyebrows, pulled Baili Guanxiao to turn his back and asked in a low voice, "You didn't kidnap a programmer as an assistant, did you?"

Baili Guanxiao gave him a sideways look with no expression on his face: "Isn't it always been like this since ancient times that common people worship God?"

Caught off guard in Secondary [-], Mike couldn't help but shuddered, and then looked back at the little brother holding his mobile phone and couldn't put it down. The screen seemed to be the interface of a mobile game, and he realized what was going on.

Baili Guanxiao looked at his expression, sighed, and said in a low voice: "Actually, I don't really understand why these people are crazy about lottery draws. Do you really like it so much?"

Mike spread his hands and said: "Anyway, for me, it is a great sense of accomplishment to draw a shikigami that is said to be difficult to draw. The lottery itself is meaningless. The whole world knows this game is rubbish, but it is crazy while cursing You are an artist, you just need to know that the endorsement fits your image of Ou Huang and can make money, that's enough."

Baili Guan Xiao Ruo thoughtful.

In the afternoon of the same day, Baili Guanxiao received a ticket from the program group of "The Great Explorer" and flew to Chengdu Shuangliu Airport.Xiling Snow Mountain is located in Dayi County, Chengdu City. In the scenic area, there is the Daxue Mountain covered with snow all the year round. It is not only a famous tourist attraction, but also a place where spiritual energy and Buddhist energy gather.

Autumn is a good time to enjoy the red leaves in Xiling Snow Mountain. Baili Guanxiao has studied the landscape and landforms there, and is very fascinated by the sunrise and the sea of ​​clouds and the Buddha's light in the forest.If he could let him inhale without any interference this time, his luck would probably rise for a long time.

Baili Guanxiao sat on the floor to study the possible expedition routes designed by the program group, Yu Jinghao poked his head out from the semi-open kitchen and said: "I can't follow this time, the group strategy meeting really can't go away. "

Baili Guan Xiao didn't raise his head: "Understood."

"You have to be more careful yourself. But this time, the people in the program group are very clean, and it is estimated that there will be no more troubles."

Baili Guanxiao raised his head and smiled lightly: "I will do my divination before setting off this time, and there will be no accidents, so don't worry."

In fact, he had already calculated the astrolabe.Xiling Snow Mountain is to the west, and his recent astrolabe direction indicates that the Loujingou, Bi Yuewu, and Shenshuiyuan three star palaces in the west will be very prosperous for him.Overall, there should be no problems.

At noon the next day, Baili Guanxiao and Mike boarded a plane to Chengdu. "The Great Explorer" experienced a half-way failure, and the program team upgraded the program in just one week, spending money to create a more luxurious lineup and a full range of live broadcast equipment.As soon as Baili Guanxiao got off the plane, the live broadcast cameras were already in place.

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and asked his familiar follower, "Is it live broadcast now?"

"Yes, the official show time is still tomorrow and the next two days, but the live broadcast room is already open, and we will track the whole process of the artists' expedition."

"Hmm." Baili Guanxiao took out his mobile phone and entered his live broadcast room. Currently, there are only a few hundred thousand people online, and most of the students and white-collar workers are still busy.

Despite this, a certain artist greeted everyone very dedicatedly to the camera.

The bullet screen immediately rolled over the screen full of greetings. The fans of Baili Guanxiao have a kind of second-degree temperament, and they are coquettish and cute "Good afternoon, my emperor", which is really very spectacular.Baili Guanxiao was silently enjoying the feeling of being worshiped by all the people in his heart, the people from the program team came to greet Baili Guanxiao to get in the car, and directly dragged him to the hotel.

In fact, Yu Jinghao helped him make an appointment for a luxury nanny car, which is not far from the program team bus.However, after Baili Guanxiao and Mike exchanged glances, they still smiled and got on the bus.

To his surprise, there were already several artists waiting on the bus, and they all arrived around the same time as their flights.The first thing he saw was Qiu Yu from the previous issue and the male artists of the same group, and then a man and a woman were sitting in the next row. The girl wore a pure ponytail and her makeup was very light. Not painted.Bailiguan Xiao paused for a moment, and suddenly remembered that this should be the pair of Xueba CP.

Xueba CP is very polite. He greeted him enthusiastically when he came up. Qiu Yu and the boys in the same group were also very enthusiastic. Baili Guanxiao greeted each other one by one, then walked to sit opposite the two groups, and said with a smile: "Everyone come here So early."

In the last issue, there was a barrage saying that he felt that he was not suitable for variety shows, because he was not good at chatting with everyone.Although Baili Guanxiao felt that he would never be good at it, at least it was a constructive opinion, so he tried to say a few more words to everyone.

Qiu Yu said with a smile: "The flights from different cities are different, but they didn't wait too long. Where's Shen Yuan?"

Baili Guanxiao was embarrassed for a moment, and looked at Mike beside him, Mike quickly said: "Shen Yuan has an announcement this morning, this meeting should only get on the plane, and arrive at night."

Baili Guanxiao: "Oh, so."

Qiu Yu smiled: "Cute Ouhuang, no wonder your fans like you so much that they are crazy about you."

Baili Guanxiao held the phone in his hand, and looked down, the whole screen was full of "Demented +1", he was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "My fans are a little... er, talkative. "

Baili Guanxiao didn't know that at this moment, his expression was helpless and there was a trace of fascination and indulgence.The big cameraman quickly focused the live camera for a close-up, the sub value exploded, and one after another gift koi immediately began to roll across the screen.

In fact, the money for these gifts was not from Baili Guanxiao, or even from the program crew.The live broadcast platform specially opened a channel for "The Great Explorer" and added a lot of technical settings. Although it can be regarded as getting advertisement placement, the income from this gift is very small compared to the entire program, and the platform will generally not spit it out. of.

So Baili Guanxiao watched the screen for a long time, and said to the live broadcast machine: "If everyone is happy, you can post more barrages, and don't give gifts. It's hot, save money and buy ice."

Baili Guanxiao was unintentional, but unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the "shaved ice" frantically swiped by local tyrants began to roll across the screen. Thanks to the gift system of the live broadcast platform itself, there is shaved ice, and the small pink cups are lined up one after another. Rolled over, very neat and beautiful.

Baili Guanxiao felt a little helpless, and said, "It's good for everyone to be happy."

Everyone talked and laughed along the way, that Qiu Yu was a topic maker, and Baili Guanxiao didn't deliberately talk too much, just answering questions normally and participating in the interaction.It is worth noting that the two student parties, "Li Lei and Han Meimei", did not come from prestigious schools. They were obviously outside the entertainment industry, but they were as familiar with many things as if they had experienced them personally.Baili Guanxiao saw that their fortunes were superior and they were smart, so he couldn't help being more willing to get close to them.

Xiling Snow Mountain is less than [-] kilometers away from downtown Chengdu, and it takes less than two hours by bus.After getting out of the car, it was routine to hand over the mobile phone and collect the luggage. This time, Baili Guanxiao chose to leave a multifunctional saber as his personal item. The rest of the artists basically left maps and water bottles.The program group is extrajudicial. This time, each artist is equipped with a terminal. There is only a wireless network card on the terminal, which means that SMS and phone calls are impossible, and there are no programs such as WeChat and Penguin. There are only live broadcast platforms and an internal paging system, which is convenient. Artists interact with the barrage at any time, and call the crew in time in case of emergency.

After all, something happened once, and although the villain has been eliminated, he still has to be more careful.

After entering the hotel room, it is inconvenient for the big cameraman to follow in, but the terminal sent to everyone has a live broadcast function.Baili Guanxiao took the mobile phone and showed everyone the materials prepared by the program group—basically the same as last time, then sat on the bed, stared at the mobile phone screen for two or three seconds, and then suddenly curled the corner of his mouth helplessly, Said: "It seems that I am not an artist suitable to be an anchor, I don't know what to say to everyone."

Rows of "233" rolled across the barrage, and Baili Guanxiao said apologetically, "Otherwise, let's just leave it at that, and we'll see you tomorrow."

However, before he had time to say goodbye, the barrage exploded in an instant, fans collectively wailed, and even brought up "industry principles" to bluff people-"I have never seen an artist who just left the supervision of the program group and pulled the switch."

Having said all this, Baili Guanxiao was too embarrassed to forcefully pull the brakes, so he said, "Then, what shall we do? You usually watch live broadcasts, what do the anchors do?"

Immediately, all kinds of magical ideas rolled over on the bullet screen, including singing, dancing, playing games, and someone even asked him to transform into a koi on the spot for everyone to see.Baili Guanxiao was struggling to sift through the bullet chats that had constructive meanings, but suddenly the bullet chats turned around, and a large number of bullet chats began to say—"Let's answer the fans' questions!"

Such voices rose in an instant, and the rest of the fans also found it interesting, so they seconded their opinions one after another. Baili Guanxiao nodded and agreed after thinking for two seconds: "Okay, then three questions. After answering, we will pull the switch, tomorrow morning See."

The barrage immediately burst into cheers, and then all kinds of strange questions popped up.

——"How many girls have chased you?"

——"Do you have a girlfriend?"

——"Will you like actresses in the circle?"

— “Do you feel guilty when you eat fish?”

——"Have you ever been unlucky?"

Baili Guanxiao's eyes were dazzled, so he had no choice but to choose the question with a relatively high repetition rate to answer. He looked at it for a while, and then said: "I don't have a girlfriend now, it's absolutely true."

There was cheering in the barrage, and it was not questioned as expected.Fans generally hope that their favorite artists of the opposite sex will not have a partner. This rule applies everywhere.

The second question is "would you like female stars in the circle" which also has a very high repetition rate.Baili Guanxiao thought for a while, in fact, if he honestly said no, it would undoubtedly be very safe.He quickly went through it in his mind, and didn't think of any disadvantages of saying that, so he said: "I might not like female stars in the industry..." He paused, and added another reason: "After all, the nature of work I'm too busy running around, I'm already like this, and I don't want my other half to be as groundless as me."

The reason is perfect, and the fans' reaction is also very positive. After all, the fans are ordinary people. Among ordinary girls, the traditional girls of the Gu family still make up the majority. Baili Guanxiao's explanation made many girls feel very happy.

"Then the last question." Bailiguan Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, but he was still a little nervous to answer the relationship question, because he knew that there might be pitfalls behind every question, and every word must be carefully worded.

However, when he was about to pick a question with a high repetition rate, the barrage suddenly changed.

From the original bits and pieces, to almost the entire screen is a question - "I feel that I have Huang Bo, ancient and modern, curious about what education?"

Baili Guanxiao looked at the crazily swiping bullet screen, with a peaceful smile on his face, but he clicked out the full screen with his finger, and looked at the list of bullet screens—as expected, almost all the user IDs who swiped these bullet screens were system IDs. The automatically generated strings of numbers and letters are obviously hired robot sailors.

Fans often watch the live broadcast and naturally find that someone swipes the screen, but this question does not seem to be provocative, and there is no trap, so no one questioned it.

Baili Guanxiao stared at the screen for a few seconds, but it was still the same problem, and he was not overwhelmed by any other problems.

It seems that the operator behind this will not give up until he has an answer.

Baili Guanxiao snorted coldly in his heart, he knew that someone must be watching his live broadcast and waiting for him to have nothing to say because of his black history of "dropping out of high school".

Baili Guanxiao raised the corners of his mouth gently, and said with a smile: "I am not as amazing as everyone said. The teacher who was always mentioned in the previous program is actually a friend of my father's old age. I majored in management and graduated from the Italian Ph. Kearney University School of Business."

In the barrage, someone immediately popularized science: "Bocconi is the best business school in Italy, I am amazing!"

"666" instantly filled the full screen.Yu Jinghao helped Baili Guanxiao implement this degree, and it is absolutely impossible for there to be any mistakes.The reason why I chose management is that this type of major is mostly soft knowledge, which is definitely much safer than saying that I am studying science and engineering such as physical chemistry.

Baili Guanxiao memorized a short section of the prepared information with a smile, and when he clicked on the full screen to view it, those numbers and letters had disappeared without a trace, and the entire barrage returned to normal, as if nothing had happened Same.

So he said goodbye to everyone normally, and then closed the live broadcast room.

After clicking on the live broadcast room, Baili Guanxiao instantly recovered his expressionless face, and there was still a hint of coldness in his eyes.

No wonder, the proposal to answer fans' questions at the beginning was the rhythm brought about by the sudden swiping of the screen, and later asked about the education background, which seemed harmless, but actually made him unable to get off the stage.

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but snort coldly.

Just another failed attempt by a fool.

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