Suction Master [Crossover]

Baili Guanxiao is on the hot search again, but this time, the hot search is the account "Baili Tianshi".Normally, his daily fortune-telling post has about a thousand comments and ten thousand reposts, but last night's post was reposted [-] times, and the comments exploded.

——"My God, what's the situation? Did the Celestial Master drink too much?"

——"Tianshi, what about your aloofness and dignity?"

——"I seem to be paying attention to a fake Baili Tianshi."

——"Those friends who waited for half an hour without sleep and waited for this article, are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you confused?"

——"I have always acquiesced that I am the incomparably noble Beidou Qisu, and I said that I will stay in bed tomorrow. Anyway, what the celestial master said is right (Dong Fog)"

——"This article is not sent by Tianshi's girlfriend, I think I imitated the sentence pattern of Tianshi, poof—"

Baili Guanxiao's eyes lingered on the word "girlfriend" in the popular comment for a long time, his brain finally recovered, and he couldn't believe it but had to believe it and pulled that weird fortune telling post back to the top ——Sent time, 00:30, judging from the fact that he has no memory, he might really have fallen asleep at that time.

Baili Guanxiao was angry and funny, so he directly called Yu Jinghao.

The other party answered the phone as quickly as ever——

"Hello? Are you awake?"

"...How did you secretly use my mobile phone to post on Weibo?"

"Uh... I thought I learned it quite well. I only found out that your Weibo was blown up in the morning." Someone's voice through the receiver sounded very innocent.

Baili Guanxiao was speechless for a few seconds, wanted to have an attack but felt like making a big fuss, finally he could only sigh leisurely and said, "Actually, just go to the Internet and check the almanac for the next day."

"Oh, well, I'll remember it, and I will send it for you if you go to bed early in the future. There will be no mistakes."

"Well, good." Bailiguan Xiaoyan hung up the phone concisely, but two seconds after hanging up the phone, he froze on the bedside again.

Why is it "um, okay"?What does it mean that if you go to bed early in the future, he will definitely not make a mistake?

Baili Guan Xiao Fu's forehead finally realized that even if he didn't have a headache, the power of a hangover was still terrifying.His head must be showing off, it must be.

……

The collateral reaction brought about by this incident was that many fans made fun of him under his "Li Guanxiao" Weibo and asked him what he thought of this incident.The corner of Baili Guanxiao's mouth twitched for a long time, and finally he could only ignore it silently.It's okay to have a fine score, but he really can't do it if he wants to pretend to be a normal person and comment on his embarrassing self.In the end, it was Mike who replied for him - "I have long heard that gods and Taoists are all drunk and happy, and this statement is true."

Baili Guanxiao looked at the reply and felt shame for the first time since time travel.

Depressedly, he cleared Weibo from the background program, and received another WeChat from Yu Jinghao.

"Someone in the hot comments said I was your girlfriend, what do you think?"

Baili Guanxiao gritted his teeth angrily, this CEO is definitely poisonous, if you ask him such a question in such a businesslike tone, what can he answer?

In the end, the descendants of the Protoss, who have always been reticent and reticent, only responded with a catchphrase on the Internet——

"No fuck said."

that's all.

In the next few days, the days seemed to return to the calmness of the past.The gaffe Weibo was not deleted later, but everyone joked about it for a while. Baili Tianshi resumed his usual rigor and aloofness, and Yu Jinghao also restored his "enthusiasm, thoughtfulness, meticulousness, but kindness" The image of an entertainment company president with a sense of distance.What happened that night, how Baili Guanxiao got back to the room, and how he changed into pajamas, both of them tacitly did not mention it again.

It just seems that something has changed. For example, Yu Jinghao, who used to talk about work every time, started to say goodnight to Bailiguan Xiaofa every night.There is no foreshadowing, just simple, good night.

Baili Guanxiao didn't feel ambiguous, as a descendant of the protoss, he was too slow in this regard.After receiving the good night text message for the first time, he replied "You are such a caring boss", but for some reason, he received an unpleasant ellipsis from Yu Jinghao as a reply.Although Baili Guanxiao didn't quite understand the reason, but since Yu Jinghao showed displeasure, he stopped talking nonsense, and only replied "um", "ok", and "you too".

A certain CEO seems to have some brain problems, and he doesn't like to listen to compliments. This kind of indifferent response really wins his heart.

In the crew, Baili Guanxiao is still the favored one.His plays are really good. In his previous world, there was no such profession as an actor. If there was, he might be able to do it very well.After all, he is a person who sees all kinds of life.

And Dai Jue has been quiet for a while now, his bad luck seems to have continued. On the third day after starting the machine, he injured his instep due to a prop mistake, and was directly admitted to a nearby hospital. On the night of hospitalization, he played a big game and threw away the lunch box from Mike, and ordered takeaway for himself. After a meal of crayfish, he got acute gastroenteritis in the middle of the night and was sent to the emergency room.

After tossing and tossing, he finally told the group that he would not be able to return to filming in half a month. Luo Wei was so angry that his face turned blue. , I can only bear it silently.

Without Dai Jue making trouble, the atmosphere in the crew was happy.Bailiguan Xiao Shan has insight and understands human feelings, but his acting skills are still unfamiliar.Both Wang Hong and Shen Yuan are artists who take care of the younger generation and try their best to teach him. Baili Guanxiao is making rapid progress every day, and Shen Ziting in front of the camera is becoming more and more vivid, like Pian Pian walking down from the pages of a novel Mr. Jia is just like Mr. Jia, he brought the whole crew alive.

……

Two weeks after "Qingge Chang'an" was launched, Baili Guanxiao asked Luo Wei for leave, and left the crew to shoot GW's endorsement commercial.

To the surprise and gratification of agent Mike and Baili Guanxiao himself, this season's Chinese element leather bag series is officially named "Little Fairy".Only this time, GW went against the "cool to incomprehensible" advertising style of these international luxury brands, and gave a very unique advertising plan.

The image of Baili Guanxiao in the advertisement is not a traditional classical talent like Shen Ziting, but a playful and funny oriental version of "little fairy".

Regarding this setting, an executive from the GW brand management department gave an explanation: "It just so happens that you have been hyped as the Emperor of Europe on the Internet, which is very much in line with the auspicious clouds and green radish elements of the Little Gods series. Now it is all people forwarding the koi. In this era, creating a series that uses luck as a gimmick has a very good prospect."

—— Regarding this explanation, Baili Guanxiao agrees.In fact, Mike discussed with him when he was fired as the Emperor of Europe at the very beginning. Now the image positioning of artists is similar, and the degree of overlap is too high, but he is the first one who plays the Emperor of Europe. This new idea can be continued forever, and it is likely to have unexpected good results.

What Baili Guanxiao couldn't agree with was that this commercial didn't require any acting skills, all he needed was to follow the photographer's instructions to make a few poses and expressions in front of the green cloth, and everything was done by post-production.

The brand revealed that after post-processing, he will really look like a living fairy with a halo behind him.

……unimaginable.

According to the command of the brand, the shooting process of the entire "commercial" took only one afternoon. Baili Guanxiao watched the flash light in front of him keep clicking and clicking, which made his eyes blur.And the actions he was asked to do were repeated over and over again: walk, walk quickly, walk slowly, and turn around.

Compared with these slightly mentally retarded actions, the advertiser has obviously higher requirements for his expressions.He was asked to show several different kinds of smiles in turn—evil smiles, bad smiles, dull smiles, benevolent smiles, neat smiles, and secretive smiles.

At the end of the laugh, he saw his own expression in a small mirror not far away, which was terribly hideous.And at the moment when he was frightened by his ferociousness and was about to withdraw his expression, the photographer snapped the picture with a snap, and said, "Very good, you added drama to yourself again."

Baili Guanxiao: "?"

The brand manager came over to look at the photo, clapped his hands and praised: "Great, our Director is still worried that the style of the advertisement will be too different from the previous one, just add a hideous and funny grimace, perfect!"

Baili Guanxiao: "..."

At dusk, Baili Guanxiao finally finished work with Mike and walked out of GW's photography studio. Both of them were at a loss.

Holding the sample of the big paper bag sent by the brand owner, Mike said with emotion: "I have been an agent for more than ten years and have cooperated with so many big brands. This is the first time I have seen this kind of cooperation efficiency."

Baili Guanxiao sighed: "I didn't expect this to happen either."

"The final film... hey..." An agent scratched his hair anxiously, unable to express his worries.

"GW is an international luxury brand, and will not make weird or low-style things. Instead of entangled in useless things here, we might as well make a good plan."

"Plan what?"

Baili Guanxiao thought for a while and said, "When GW's advertisement is released, I want to use this endorsement to create a more distinctive image of my Ouhuang."

On the night when he returned to the set, Baili Guanxiao closed the door of the room, spent a lot of energy trying to calculate his own luck for the next few days, and by the way, also included the fortunes of Dai Jue and Shen Yuan. read.Dai Jue was still unlucky as expected, Shen Yuan's fortune was mediocre, most of the others were average, but he was very prosperous.

The Big Dipper has been shining brightly recently, judging from his experience of observing the sky since he was a child, he will soon show great luck.

The author has something to say:

"President's Small Theater"

Yu Jinghao: To be honest, I am a little afraid that he will continue to develop in this way, and one day he will play the role of Buddha... Think about it, if you are having sex with the person you love, you suddenly think of him being merciful A smile...isn't it...a bit scary...(￣O￣;)