Suction Master [Crossover]

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I have always believed that God is omnipotent and can perceive emotions that other beings cannot express.

Living in this high-end apartment all year round, I am used to seeing high-rise buildings and neon lights outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, stepping on soft Indian plush carpets, drinking chilled spring water, eating air-freighted salmon, and occasionally going to some popular actors and upper floors A social figure is a guest at home.Is such a life a paradise?

No, heaven is in his arms.

——My name is Xiao Hei, I am a purebred civet, and my father comes from a royal family in an Arab country.However, besides the little prince of the cat clan, I have another identity.

That's right, I'm also Baili Guanxiao's pet.

My master was not a mortal, and I knew from the first moment I met him that he was a god, or at least, a demigod.So I broke free from the hand of the man I had already regarded as the new master, and jumped into his arms.

He seemed very surprised, looked at me with a look of confusion, and asked the man who brought me here to meet him softly, "Where did you get such a clever kitten?"

This sentence made my cat life complete, because I was praised by God.

My master is the most dazzling person in the world. He travels a lot and cannot always be by my side.Whenever he was on a business trip, I would secretly turn on the machine called a "television" and switch channels to look for him.He always appeared on the screen in different images, with different life experiences and emotions. Later, I gradually understood that this kind of thing is called "film and television works", and he is acting.

I was a little surprised when I found out the truth. A descendant of the Protoss to describe and interpret the life of a mortal is a bit demeaning.

But later I found out that I was wrong. His gestures and raised eyebrows and lowered eyes are so touching that thousands of viewers are crazy about it.There may be many ways for God to benefit mankind. This society is progressing too fast, and God is also trying to keep up with mankind.

When he was away, I would quietly lick my hair, lick my claws and sleep in a daze at home.When he comes back, I will jump into his arms, greedily breathing in the breath of the descendants of the gods, as obedient as I can be.

I heard that humans have a word called "cat slave", such a vocabulary does not apply among us.He is a descendant of the Protoss, in front of him, I will always be a respectful and pious pet, and my paws will never show him.

Not long ago, the master seemed to have gone to a distant place to film, and I was sent back to the family of the official's son, which is also the place where I was born.Back in a strange yet familiar environment, my parents, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time, came to care about my life. I really didn’t know what to say other than nodding hurriedly.

Only those who have seen God know what kind of feeling it is, which cannot be described or put into words.

The owner seems to have been away for a long time this time, so long that I almost forgot what the carpet smells like at home.One day, the newly engaged son-in-law asked me to say goodbye to my parents, and then took me into a black sports car.

Are you going home?I am very excited.

He unlocked the combination lock of the owner's house, put me back on my cat climbing frame, and then skillfully helped me open my drinking fountain, patted my head, "They will be home tonight, I hope you spend my time at my house It was a pleasant time, of course, and if it is not, please do not show it to your master."

I told him gracefully with my eyes that I am very happy and thank you for the hospitality.

It's a pity that that man is just a mortal, he couldn't get my sincerity, so he turned his head and left.

Hmm... After getting along with gods for a long time, it is true that occasionally I am not used to dealing with ordinary mortals. This is the first thing to get used to as the owner's pet.

I don't know when the master will come back, so I lick my paw impatiently and anxiously.I want him to see a radiant me, clean, well-behaved, super cute.

At 09:30 in the evening, I suddenly smelled two familiar breaths.I jumped off the cat climbing frame excitedly, ran to the door in a few steps, sat obediently by the shoe cabinet, and looked up at the lock.

A few seconds later, the sound of entering the password came, and my little heart started beating.

With a click, the door lock opened.A familiar figure appeared from the half-open door, I jumped up excitedly, opened my arms in mid-air, and prepared to give the master a welcome hug.

However, in the next second, my nanny pushed the door from the inside with a bang, and he hugged the owner and hid aside, and I had a close contact with the anti-theft door in the air.

It hurts!I let out an angry cry.The nanny, however, did not show any sense of wrongdoing.He ignored me directly, and hugged his master tightly in his arms, the master's back was pressed against the wall, and they were kissing.

The master's eyes were a little blurred, and he whispered something in his ear. The man seemed to be even crazier, with his big hands frantically wandering around the master, and they kissed each other desperately - forehead, cheek, lips, neck.I just stared at the side with my cat's eyes wide open. After 1 minute, the nanny started to unbutton the master's shirt, and the master started to unbutton the nanny's belt.

……

I am leaving.

That's right, I forgot to introduce just now, there is another person in my family.

He is my host at first sight, nanny at second sight, rival in love with countless eyes at third sight and after that.In my heart, master and I are the masters of this family, but in his heart, he and master are.

When a mortal and a civet fall in love with a protoss descendant at the same time, the mortal wins because I don't have a human form.

(1)

The movement in the bedroom woke me up many times that night. I thought the owner would sleep until the next afternoon, but in fact his agent knocked on the door early in the morning.

The host sat at the table, lazily piercing the fried eggs on the plate with a fork. He watched the half-solidified egg yolk gushing out, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Does this have to go?"

"Ancestor, you made such a big commotion in the United States, escaped from death or something, anyway, basically all the entertainment media I have heard of have sent invitations, you don't have to go, but it is still necessary to participate in the interview of a certain wave of."

The master dug the egg yolk expressionlessly, "Okay."

"Have you read the newspapers of the US Empire? It's been almost a week since the incident happened, and the headlines of each page are still reports on the abnormal thunderstorm event in the Arctic Ocean. Abbas probably really wants to use this to hype the theme of the sea god in the movie. He keeps They instilled in the media that the crew narrowly escaped death because of the blessing of the sea god."

The host smiled, "Abbas is really the most hyped among directors of his rank, and he never misses any opportunity."

"You know, domestic directors will still talk about their feelings with you in circles, but Hollywood's style is very straightforward, how to make money, I have a reason for making money."

While talking, the agent took out their human mobile phone, gestured to the owner, and muttered: "However, the reaction of domestic fans is different from that of Yankees. For example, if you read this article, 'The American people are really stupid. What are you talking about Sea God, they themselves said that all the small probability coincidences in the world made the ship safe and sound, don’t you understand? It’s all because I, Koi Shangshen, is on the ship.”

I understand this sentence, it's the fans who are praising the master.However, the master showed no expression. He opened his mouth and asked two people I had never heard of.

"Are Jifeng and Candice awake?"

"Wake up, Ji Feng forgot everything from the last time he woke up until now, I'm sorry to inform you that he no longer recognizes your name, his name is Jia Yi, and he will continue to sing. "

The master shrugged, no surprises.

"And that Candice also woke up, the rebellion is still the same, but he also forgot what happened during this period... It's also strange, did these two people hit the same part of the head and lose their memory together?"

The master didn't answer him, but walked towards me.

"Meow~"

He gently scratched my back and chin, and whispered: "What's the matter with you? It feels like you've been watching me all morning."

I looked at him helplessly and communicated with him with my big eyes.

You ignored me when you came back last night.

The master sighed, "Jinghao Yu is a bit exaggerated during this period...we experienced some...strange things together in the Arctic Ocean, so you have to tolerate him, he is now possessive."

"Meow" - I disagree.

The master sighed and hugged me in his arms, "Then I'll take you out for a walk today, I can't leave you alone in the apartment with him."

Letting go?I do not like.

But with the master?I like.

I weighed the pros and cons for half a second, and then stretched meekly in the arms of the master, with my paws tightly grasping the chest of his shirt.

"Guan Xiao, don't you, take the cat to the interview? It's getting more and more casual."

The host said indifferently: "It's been a year since I debuted, and I'm no longer a rookie. An old fritter must always look like an old fritter."

Well, I like the owner of the old fried dough stick.

(2)

This is the first time I have followed and participated in media interviews.This boxy building is packed with rooms, the corridors are narrow, there are too many people, and the smell is mixed. As a cat, I don't like it.

The owner held me in his arms, smoothed my hair with his hands one by one, the agent and a strange man led the way while talking, and the assistants and makeup artists followed behind.This battle is a bit big, in this building, we are the coolest group.

"Guan Xiao, this dressing room is for your use. Our interview will start in half an hour."

"OK, thanks."

The host led me to push open a door. What I didn't expect was that there was such a spacious and bright room in such a dilapidated and narrow corridor. The large floor-to-ceiling windows let the sunlight fill the space, and I couldn't help but jumped to the ground. , Find the most sunny piece of floor and lie down on it.

"You cat is about to mature, and you look like an old man wherever you go."

The master said lightly: "Xiao Hei is very spiritual, it's normal to be a bit arrogant."

The makeup part was very boring. I lay down on the ground and fell asleep. After an unknown amount of time, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a strange man walked in.

I alertly stood up from the ground and blew my hair at him. He gave me a dazed look, then slowly shifted his gaze to the master, hesitated for a moment, "Hello...I'm Xiaoji, Mike Sir sent me here."

The agent greeted, "Oh, come here."

The master glanced at me, "Xiao Hei, be good, don't scare the guests."

I'm not bad, I just want to protect you.

I sighed cat-like, lay down again, and squinted at the young man.

"Guan Xiao, this is the replacement I told you about on the plane. The company has spent a lot of effort and finally found it for you."

The master nodded slightly to the man as a greeting, and then looked at his manager suspiciously, "The voice doesn't seem very similar to mine."

"It's too hard to find the original voice that resembles you. He is a voice actor who can imitate different voices. He was the voice of the emperor in the very popular court drama before."

"Hmm..." The master looked at the man thoughtfully, "Can I have a try?"

"Can I try it?" said the man.

The room was quiet for two seconds, and the makeup artist said in surprise, "It's really exactly the same, it seems!"

The manager looked at the master as if asking for credit, and the master nodded, "I think it's okay."

Hmph, I think it's pretty normal.

The man breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere in the whole room became relaxed. Everyone chatted within a few words, and he has quickly integrated into the team.

I just kind of hate him.To be precise, I hate all people who imitate the master, even if it is his job.

The people in the room quickly discussed it. The host of the interview this time will participate in person, but the actual broadcast version will be dubbed by this man. This is his official test for entry.

(3)

The real interview studio was very bright, with dazzling lights everywhere. The host hugged me in his arms, and the host greeted him warmly.

"Long time no see, Guan Xiao, you have experienced California, Hawaii, and the polar arctic circle on this trip. The sunshine is getting stronger and stronger, but it hasn't turned dark."

The master smiled, "I have too few personal hobbies. Apart from filming, I stay at home, and I don't spend much time in the sun."

"I heard that he helped hundreds of people in the crew escape a life-and-death calamity, right?"

The master sat on the sofa, scratched the top of my head, and said with a smile: "It really has nothing to do with me. At that time, dozens of icebergs were approaching directly in front of the ship. Fortunately, a southwest wind blew later, Those icebergs were blown off at a slight angle so the crew narrowly escaped death."

"It sounds super thrilling! I heard that the icebergs were very close to the ship at the time, and your rudder failed, and you couldn't slow down or change direction."

The master nodded calmly, as if telling someone else's story, "Yes, almost every iceberg is missed by the side of the boat. If our boat or water speed is even faster by a tenth of a mile per hour, I might not be able to sit here today."

The host stared wide-eyed, "You mean that all the icebergs miss the side of the boat?"

"Yes." The host paused, "So you may see that many American media used the phrase 'all the small-probability coincidences in the world happen at the same time' to describe the scene at that time. From the perspective of probability, it is true. That’s it, the probability of avoiding an iceberg is probably the jackpot, and we have avoided dozens of icebergs in a row, so you can imagine that these small probabilities are multiplied continuously, and the final result can almost be defined as an impossible event.”

The host's blood boiled when he heard it, "So even though it was an impossible event, it still happened!"

"Yes."

"What do you think of this matter?"

"Me?" The master smiled with some embarrassment, "It's probably because I didn't deserve to die."

The host said, "Haha, if we are broadcasting live now, the barrage must be crazily displaying 'God blesses all beings on the koi'."

"It's an exaggeration to say that, I don't have that great supernatural power." The master smiled humbly.

I know he is pretending, he just has such great supernatural powers, I know it better than anyone else.

The interview was short, the owner took me home, put me on the cat trellis, and cooked the freshly delivered fish.I jumped onto the bar and looked at the salt shaker, pressing my paws on the lid. The owner turned around and saw it, shaking his head, "Xiao Hei, this is not acceptable, you will lose hair if you eat too salty."

I doggedly pressed my paw to the salt shaker, a common argument between lovers.

"You have to know that less salt and sterilization are for your health and longevity. I have already negotiated with Yu Jinghao not to sterilize you. You can't make more progress."

……

"Less salt and sterilization, you choose."

……

Master you have won.

After finishing the boiled red tuna with no salt and no oil, the owner kindly poured me a little yogurt, and then sat on the carpet with me in his arms.Mr. Nanny seems to have work tonight and won't be back until late.That's fine, the master is mine.

He picked up the tablet on the ground, clicked on a certain video website, and clicked on the first video in the "Hot Videos" section.

Today's interview began to be shown on the screen. The barrage was very thick, like painting a wall, and no faces could be seen at all.The worship of my master by mortals has almost reached the point of insanity.The owner seems to be used to this, he watched the video carefully.

Oh no, to be precise, he was listening to this video carefully.

I know he was looking at the performance of the voice actor, and frankly, he imitated his master's voice almost perfectly, but I believe that people (cats) who love their master can feel that subtle difference.

like me.

After a while, the master suddenly frowned. He paused the video, called up the barrage list, and began to look carefully at the barrage.I was a little curious and joined in.

——"Why do I feel that the voice of the king today is a bit strange?"

——"The voice is not strange, but the tone and tone are a bit strange."

—— "So I'm not alone!"

——"I compared it with the king saying hello in the previous interview, there is indeed a difference!"

——"The tone is the same, but the temperament changes."

——"The timbre has not changed, but the feeling of God is gone"

——"The king must have found a substitute..."

——"I am inexplicably disgusted with the replacement, why should the person I like have a substitute..."

The master watched it for a while, thoughtful, and then played the video for a while with a hint of uncertainty, then turned to me and asked, "They can all hear the difference, why can't I hear it?"

That's because you're not crazy about worshiping yourself.

"Is there really a difference... Can you hear it?"

"Meow!"

"This..." The master's eyes were a little shaken, "Actually, this person was chosen to dub "Thousand Zhangyun" in the future. I used to dub myself before, but I will be filming Director Feng's new play in autumn, and the time overlaps a bit... ..."

But what we like is you.

After a long time, the owner sighed in confusion, "Well, fans are as arrogant as you." He stood up while hugging me, walked to the coffee table, picked up his mobile phone and dialed a few numbers.

"Mike, I still don't want that voice actor."

"Well, I also watched the barrage, and it seems that many people can hear the difference, although I don't know what's going on."

"Don't look for it, I'll make "A Thousand Zhangs of Clouds" by myself first, and we'll talk about it later."

"Well, pay him 3000 yuan, don't let him go for nothing. Say sorry for me."

"Okay, that's it."

The master put away the line, lowered his head and poked my nose, and sighed, "Jinghao Yu, you, fans...everyone in this world needs to be pampered, you guys..."

I sneezed.

Yu Jinghao and I are still different, I am more advanced than him.

(4)

Time slips away like this day by day. When I am with the master, I will not feel the existence of time, nor can I define the speed of its passage. It seems that this concept has been blurred from my brain, and I will not go think.

All I know is that summer is coming, and the carpet in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows is getting hotter and hotter. Now if the curtains are not closed during the day, it will burn my ass there.

The nanny still sleeps with the master shutting the bedroom door every day. I quietly walked over on the meat pad and listened at the door, and I could hear the voices inside.

"Hmm...stop for a second...Xiao Hei is here again, it's outside the door."

Ahh, the master sensed me.

"This cat has grown up and should be neutered."

Yu Jinghao, shameless, if you can't compete for favor, I will use these methods, I am.

"Don't do sterilization, I promised Xiao Hei."

"Then we can only turn a blind eye and close one eye. We can't keep it in a cage every night."

The master didn't speak anymore, and the movement range of the two people in the bedroom seemed to increase again. Relying on my sensitive hearing, I heard the sound of Yu Jinghao's fingers hitting the head of the bed.He didn't even cry out in pain, obviously he had more things to focus on.

Hey, I'd better go.

I flexibly climbed to the top of the cat climbing frame, retracted into the small grid, closed my eyes, and tasted the little bit of sadness and unwillingness quietly in the dark.

I don't know how long it took, I fell asleep, and I seemed to see a real god in my dream.Different from the master's descendants of the protoss, the other party is the kind of god who can shine.

He asked me if it was fun to be a civet, and if I had any wishes.

Fun is fun, from the perspective of a cat, enjoying a higher life than ordinary humans.But if there is a next life, I don't want to be a civet anymore, I also want to be a person, even if it's just a mortal.

If I had a human form, I would probably have a little more right to love him.

The author has something to say: This is a side story from Xiao Hei's perspective!