Suction Master [Crossover]

For unknown reasons, it may be that the company's public relations department really contributed, it may be that the aura of the hero who saved Vivienne is too great, or it may be that Baili Guanxiao's magnanimity in the talk show has won over the American audience... In short , Baili Guanxiao has become popular in the United States at an explosive speed.

What is commendable is that he brought a wave of subjective initiative of the masses.Compared with other artists who want to crazily instill their own information into the audience, Baili Guanxiao is the passive one.It is said that netizens are frantically going to social media in mainland China to learn about Baili Guanxiao, and some people even compiled a timeline of Baili Guanxiao since his debut.

After debuting for a year, his accomplishments are astonishing.And since what happened to Vivian, in less than a week, the koi craze has swept across America, like the scorching sun in Hawaii.

Every day at sunset, after the crew's boat docked, there would be paparazzi guarding Baili Guanxiao all the way back to his residence.There are Forty and Vivienne in charge of the battle. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would believe that the purpose of these reporters' ambush was actually that black-haired and black-eyed Chinese.

Abbas was unbelievably satisfied. In any case, Baili Guanxiao's personal popularity is definitely conducive to the promotion of "Deep Sea of ​​Despair".

Alex’s talk show on YouTube ranked No.1 for a week in a row. Mike refreshed the real-time data with satisfaction and said with emotion: “This is the real overnight hit.”

Baili Guanxiao glanced at him, "You seem to be mocking me for not being popular enough in China."

"That's not right, my little ancestor." Mike spread his hands exaggeratedly, "The company is very strict with your domestic image, and we have been avoiding hype. You have steadily become famous by relying on one work after another. But In Meidi, you don’t even have any works now, you can be regarded as an Internet celebrity at most, and of course the faster you become popular, the better. My little ancestor, you should be happy that you have a variety of popular experiences.”

Baili Guanxiao looked at him indifferently, "Put down your translation accent."

"..."

Internet celebrity is indeed a new experience, but since being an Internet celebrity, one must be prepared to be infinitely gossiped and entertained by the public, especially in the United States where the folk customs are open.

When the shooting in the Hawaiian waters was coming to an end, a group of candid photos suddenly appeared on the Internet. In the photos, Baili Guanxiao and Vivienne were sitting on the beach talking and laughing happily, and Baili Guanxiao was standing on the deck and hugged Vivienne sideways. And under the setting sun, Baili Guanxiao's finger gently brushed Vivian's cheek.

After this group of photos was released, the entire Internet was fried. The people who eat melons on Ins and Twitter can’t sit still, and collectively set off a frenzy of discussions——

"My God! The beauty and the hero are secretly in love!"

"Our sister Wei finally has someone I like [tears] [tears]"

"I've felt that way since he saved her life!"

"A mysterious and noble oriental man is indeed worthy of our sister Wei!"

When Mike Diandian ran over to read the news, Baili Guan Xiao was sitting on the sofa with Yu Jinghao, eating fruit and chatting.Baili Guanxiao's expression was a little embarrassed, he frowned and stretched out his hand, "What photo, let me see."

The photos are all real, but Baili Guanxiao can't remember when this happened.Judging from the photos alone, the scene is indeed extremely ambiguous.Because Yu Jinghao was sitting next to him, for the first time in his life, he felt what it meant to be on pins and needles.

However, Yu Jinghao next to him was expressionless. He tilted his head and looked at it for a while, then pointed to the hug photo and said: "At that time, you should be testing the underwater movements with Vivienne, if I remember correctly Abbas was chattering beside him, but this guy just didn't let Abbas get into the picture."

"So that's how it is..." Baili Guanxiao heaved a sigh of relief, not because of the photo, but because of Yu Jinghao's composure.

Yu Jinghao continued to point to the photo of Bailiguan Xiao touching Vivian's face and said: "I also remember this, this is the rivalry scene between Forti and Vivian, and Forti NGed several times, but I still can't find the feeling, ah Bass asked you to try it and see if you feel it."

Baili Guanxiao licked his lips and helped his forehead helplessly, "The intensity has been so intense in the past few days, I don't even remember these trivial matters."

Yu Jinghao hummed, he clicked on the big picture of the first photo, and said, "The most irritating one is this one. This is after you finished shooting early the evening before yesterday, and Abbas asked the logistics to hold a BBQ on the beach , while the three of us were waiting on the beach."

Baili Guanxiao suddenly realized, "That's right...but I remember the three of us are together."

Yu Jinghao's face was full of black lines, "Yes, you didn't laugh because of Vivienne, it was obviously because I told a joke, but this guy stuck me out of the frame."

"This……"

Mike was overjoyed, "American paparazzi are really simple and rude. I like this blatant style of making up stories."

Baili Guanxiao looked at his manager with a complicated expression, the words xenophiliac and xenophobia couldn't be more suitable for him.If the same behavior happened in the mainland, the media might be sprayed to death by Mike.

Fortunately, Mike still has professional ethics. He quickly posted a clarification post using Baili Guanxiao's account, explaining the real scenes of those pictures in turn, and asked Vivienne to testify.Vivienne also couldn't laugh or cry, and repeatedly assured the fans that her Mr.Right hadn't appeared yet, so please don't worry about it anymore.

The little pink flame that had just ignited was quickly extinguished by the person involved.Netizens originally felt a little regretful, but about two hours later, the overwhelming people of the empire suddenly jumped over the wall and parachuted into Twitter, starting a wave of strong sarcasm.

"You really think too much, my king is a man with a man."

"My king's man is super powerful, rich and powerful, gentle and handsome, ordinary girls can't compare."

"Don't say anything, please look at the picture!"

——The so-called picture is a re-creation by Chinese netizens based on those rumored photos.The folk painter used the "drawing" function that is suspected to come with the windows system, extended each photo with a white border, and then used simple lines to draw an indistinguishable villain, and drew it out with an arrow, commenting Said: "YuJinghao"

Serious as watching Xiao from a hundred miles away, he still laughed out loud at the moment the picture was loaded.

Yu Jinghao, who was answering emails at the desk, was a little dazed. Baili Guanxiao threw the phone to him, and he caught it and glanced at it, subconsciously said: "Who is so lacking... so kind."

Baili Guanxiao said, "...you don't have any resentment about being hacked."

Yu Jinghao laughed dryly, and once again used Baili Guanxiao's account to like that tweet, and then said with satisfaction: "It's a little degraded in my image to be able to claim my ubiquitous status as the main wife. A little damage is not a big deal."

"...you are really flexible."

"I won the prize."

American netizens were deeply shocked by the excitement and painting skills of Chinese netizens. They added some graffiti to these pictures, and what's more, made the villain representing Yu Jinghao into an emoji package, which was used to compare with Chinese netizens. Netizens communicate.

Everyone found that the fans of Baili Guanxiao—the so-called "citizens of the empire"—had a lot of energy in them. These people seemed a little arrogant and didn't like to talk to others. , they are very calm, even with a tone of "you bunch of bumpkins who make a fuss".Only when American netizens throw out Yu Jinghao's emoticons, they will chat with great interest as if they have turned on a switch.

Baili Guanxiao suddenly became a must-talk topic for Chinese and American netizens to establish friendship. A well-known online English teaching institution in China even published a tutorial - "How to Elegantly Talk to Lao Mei in English", online It got a batch of crazy clicks, and the advertising effect was even better than spending tens of thousands of yuan before asking the number one scholar in the college entrance examination to endorse.

After the hot chat between netizens from the two countries, the scandal between Baili Guanxiao and Vivian was washed away.But this time the incident can't be just a joke. Two photos were secretly taken on the deck. The paparazzi obviously bribed the crew. This kind of atmosphere cannot be encouraged.

Not only Baili Guanxiao, Vivian also went to Abbas to talk about this matter. Abbas made a serious call on the radio on the ship the next day, roughly meaning that if anyone is caught, he must Will fire him or something.

But this kind of thing is hard to catch. When everyone is busy, who cares if there is someone sticking out a camera around them.

There are still some photos of Baili Guanxiao exposed on the Internet every day. Although they no longer fabricate scandals, Baili Guanxiao feels somewhat uncomfortable being exposed at such a close distance.

When this situation intensified, Baili Guanxiao seemed to have left some sequelae.

For example, when he was talking to Yu Jinghao, he would turn his head suddenly.

Or suddenly squat down while listening to Abbas's play.

The most exaggerated time, one night when the light was turned on and the door was closed, when the bed in Baili Guanxiao's room began to creak, Baili Guanxiao suddenly stopped, Yu Jinghao looked up at him inexplicably, Baili Guanxiao Xiao said softly, "Go and see if the door is closed."

"..."

"My ability is hindered now, and sometimes I am not as sensitive as before." Baili Guanxiao said in a low voice.

Yu Jinghao expressed that he couldn't bear it.

So on the last day of filming in Hawaii, a certain Chinese man who accompanied the koi carp every day seemed to have suddenly liberated his nature. He swaggered in front of everyone early in the morning with his arms around the koi carp.When everyone had breakfast together, he would tear off a corner of bread from time to time and feed it to the koi's mouth. When the koi ate it with a blushing face and gave him an elbow, he just used his tablecloth indifferently. Wipe the corners of Koi's mouth.

Everyone was a little dazed, not knowing what inspired someone's desire to perform.

Before Baili Guanxiao went into the water, Yu Jinghao opened his broad arms, "Baby, have a good-byehug!"

Baili Guanxiao hugged him awkwardly, then jumped into the water hastily.

After Baili Guanxiao returned to the boat, Yu Jinghao shook off a towel that was as big as a carpet, wrapped Baili Guanxiao's whole body, and gave him a bear hug through the towel.

Baili Guanxiao struggled to free his face from the towel, and wanted to take a breath of fresh air, but someone's lips pressed against it immediately.Yu Jinghao had eaten liquor chocolate before, and the taste on the tip of his tongue was a mixture of sweet, bitter, and spicy, teasing every taste bud of Baili Guanxiao.

The expressions of Abbas and others were almost numb. This was the last day of filming in Hawaii. Various things had happened during this period. They only thought that Yu Jinghao wanted to release the fright he had received in the United States.

Of course, if this behavior is to be defined as a declaration of possession, as men, they can still understand it.

At dusk when the filming ended in the Hawaiian waters, the whole crew held a luxurious seafood party on the beach. The oversized lobsters and king crabs were packed in baskets, and the oysters were big and fat. Lemon juice was squeezed on top, which was so fresh. Dazed.

Baili Guanxiao likes to eat crabs, but not oysters, so Yu Jinghao smashed the crab shells for him all night with special pliers.Abbas joked that Baili Guanxiao was the first person in Hollywood history to bring his family to film, and Baili Guanxiao didn't care. Instead, Yu Jinghao was even more proud. In front of the old man Abbas, he gave himself dear koi carp with a loving kiss on the cheek.

That night, twitter was flooded with sneak shots of Yu Jinghao and Baili Guan Xiao Enai. The American people who had always thought that Orientals were reserved and introverted were collectively shocked. The two men on the high-definition big picture had a smile on their face There is tenderness and pampering flowing between the two, and the other is a little embarrassed but a pair of black eyes are as beautiful as stars. The prince and the prince are together, and they are more seductive than the prince and the princess.

Baili Guanxiao couldn't count how many fans he had gathered this night. He only knew that his number of followers had skyrocketed to the point that he had no idea or perception when he looked at that number.

The part in Hawaii is officially finished, and the big guys are about to set foot on the last map of "Deep Sea of ​​Despair", the Arctic Ocean.The crew had sufficient budget, so Abbas proudly changed to a larger and more advanced ship, and gave the whole crew a day to reorganize, and the next day they were ready to set sail.

One day is definitely not enough to fly back to Los Angeles. The actors only have time to stock up some daily necessities in the local mall.Yu Jinghao was just about to use this day for high-intensity work. Vivian asked Baili Guanxiao and Forti to go to the supermarket together, and Baili Guanxiao agreed.

As soon as she entered the supermarket, Vivienne's little girl and princess' nature was fully exposed. She rushed straight into the snack area, and threw potato chips, cakes and chocolates into the car without even looking at them. He straightened the crooked merchandise with a smile in his eyes.

Baili Guanxiao followed not far behind the two of them. Even though he still couldn't calculate the astrolabe of the crew, he still felt the difference between Forti and Vivian.

The way he looked at her was exactly the same as Yu Jinghao's when he looked at Baili Guanxiao, as if there was light.

Vivian turned her head and waved at Forte, "Hurry up, there are still dried fruits here, and the supply of fresh fruits on the boat is insufficient, so let's stock up more dried fruits."

Futi sighed helplessly again, "Keep a low profile, and be careful of making headlines tomorrow, the Hollywood hamster's nature is exposed."

Vivian rolled her eyes exaggeratedly, "Come on, sister isn't afraid at all, okay? I'm a woman going to the Arctic Ocean."

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but also evoked a smile, looking at these two people, he suddenly felt that the tension in his heart was relieved a little.

"Guan Xiao, what are you buying?"

Baili Guanxiao took two quick steps to follow, thought for a while and said, "The food and supplies assistants should be ready, I want to buy a thick black gauze scarf and a compass."

Futi was surprised and said: "There are compass everywhere on the boat, you don't need to buy it yourself. There is also a black gauze scarf, why did you buy that thing?"

"Well, my eyes don't feel very comfortable recently. I'm going to cover them up if I see strong light."

Baili Guanxiao was actually a fluke. He always felt an inexplicable sense of crisis right under Qisu in the north. He wanted to cover his eyes during non-shooting periods.The scarf can ensure that he can see the basic people and things clearly, but it will completely blind his sight of stargazing.Of course, this is also a security measure.Baili Guanxiao was always worried about some accidents, so he let himself forget the taboos in his panic, and opened the astrolabe directly.His eyes were covered, it was a reminder no matter what.

Futi opened his eyes wide in surprise, "If your eyes feel uncomfortable, you should go to the hospital. We also have a doctor on board. If you have a small problem, you can just drop some eye drops. Why bother?"

Baili Guanxiao smiled politely, "I'm a doctor myself, I'll be fine after a few days, it's fine."

"Oh..." Forte nodded dubiously, and after a while he was still uneasy, and asked again: "Are you still a doctor? Are you studying medicine at university?"

"Oh no no." Baili Guanxiao waved his hand, "I know a lot about Chinese medicine, I don't know if you have ever heard of Chinese medicine..."

"Of course I have!" The man opposite was instantly excited, and he grabbed Baili Guanxiao's hand, "I went to Gulangyu Island in China to film a movie, and I sprained my ankle, so I saw a local Chinese medicine doctor. He made a plant for me. I put it on my feet, and it will be fine soon!"

Baili Guanxiao broke free from his grasp calmly, and said calmly, "Maybe it's Sanqiye."

"That's right, that's right, it's this kind of thing, it sounds similar to the pronunciation!" Foti's eyes were full of admiration, "Guan Xiao, you are really amazing, you know all the Chinese knowledge I admire, Feng Shui, astrology, Chinese medicine... It's really nice to meet you A lucky thing."

Baili Guanxiao couldn't stand such a straightforward compliment, so he smiled awkwardly.

In addition to a piece of black gauze, Baili Guanxiao also found a local flower market and spent an afternoon collecting dozens of spices.On the eve of departure, he took a bath and burned incense very earnestly and piously, adopting the most solemn etiquette of the Baili clan, and prepared to try astrology for the last time.

Shocked by his battle, Yu Jinghao sat with his back against the head of the bed, not daring to breathe, trying to minimize his sense of existence.However, when Baili Guanxiao sat cross-legged in front of the window, took a deep breath, exhaled and concentrated, and tried to check his astrolabe, he was disappointed to find that the Lingtai was still empty.

He tried to search for Yu Jinghao's astrolabe again, but to no avail.

Mike's, Abbas's, Vivienne's...even the astrolabe of the outspoken logistics guy before, Baili Guanxiao touched it all, but none of them could be seen clearly.The fog shrouded the entire crew, and he couldn't break free by doing all the etiquette.

Tian Xiang seemed determined to play hide-and-seek with him, hiding all the information he desperately knew and not showing it to him.

After several unsuccessful attempts, Baili Guanxiao finally gave up. He opened his eyes and sighed at the vast night sky.

Yu Jinghao felt distressed when he looked at his back, which had become thinner again.He got off the bed with bare feet, knelt behind Baili Guanxiao with a trace of reverence, hugged him, and whispered: "It's okay, just let nature take its course. As long as we are firm together, nothing can separate us of."

Baili Guanxiao hummed, and Yu Jinghao said again: "I think Bailitang and Baili Jifeng also bought a bunch of spices back, and they probably did the same thing as you. Although Baili Jifeng is very I hate this world, but he still respects your choice and tries hard to help you stay."

"I know."

"Don't worry, I will always be with you." Yu Jinghao whispered with a faint smile: "Aren't we the same temperament? If you really want to time travel, I will hold your hand firmly, Maybe that Ziqi Tianxiang will be confused for a while and take me away too. It just so happens that you have met my parents, so I will go to meet you too."

This was a joke, Ziqi Tianxiang's condition for choosing a traverser was not the so-called aura, but it still succeeded in making Baili Guanxiao heave a sigh of relief.Baili Guanxiao smiled and said: "Okay, you come home with me, the spring water in Baili Valley is ice and sweet, pick some peaches and honeydew melons and put them in the spring water in summer, take them out after two hours, the delicious food will make you happy all your life Remember that smell."

"It's so powerful." Yu Jinghao's smile deepened, "Then I feel even more inferior. When Beijing enters autumn, the smog can be used as a quilt, and I can't see the blue sky for half a year. Compared with your home, isn't it a poisonous gas field? "

Baili Guanxiao nodded, "That's true. My parents and clan members may not be able to imagine the natural environment here. They will probably be shocked when they see it."

"Well……"

Baili Guanxiao said again: "But you don't need to bring any gifts when you come to the door. The Baili family doesn't pay much attention to this. My father is the leader of the Baili group. He is very good at astrology. He will know us when he scans your astrolabe. We were born to be together, and we will definitely treat you with courtesy."

Yu Jinghao smiled and said: "Speaking of which, we have shown our affection too much in the past two days. Today, my father called and scolded me."

"what?"

"In those days when my parents held hands, they had to hide behind people, let alone hugging and kissing. Although they were open enough to accept us two big men together, they might still not understand our blatantness."

Baili Guanxiao snorted, and said in a low voice, "Then go back to China after filming to visit the two elders, and make an apology to them."

"Okay, bring another turtle."

Baili Guan Xiao burst out laughing.He turned his head to look at the man who was hugging him, the faint scent of citrus lingered in his nostrils, lingering.

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