Suction Master [Crossover]

Bailiguan Xiao hummed, and Mike raised his eyebrows, "Why are you not surprised at all?"

"Should I be surprised?" Baili Guanxiao asked lightly.

"Of course, the diving instructor has always taken great care of Vivienne, and no one thought it would be him."

"You can't just look at things on the surface, let alone a person who is too enthusiastic about you, his psychological roots may be the same as those who are too indifferent to you."

"This..." Mike paused, rolling his eyes, "Boss Yu is too enthusiastic towards you and too indifferent towards me, but maybe he loves me as much as he loves you in his heart?"

Yu Jinghao opened her lips gracefully, "Get lost."

The next day when the production crew started up normally, the FBI had already revealed the truth overnight.

The diving instructor was a fanatical fan of Claire, the second-ranked actress in Hollywood, and his admiration for her was almost insane. The FBI even found three walls in his bedroom that were pasted with candid photos. The original competitors of the heroine Serya in "Deep Sea of ​​Despair" were Claire and Vivian. After the director finally locked in Vivian, Claire once asked him this "" Just passing by" the passer-by complained a few words, which made him hate Vivienne in his heart.

The American media has gone crazy about this matter. Poor Claire is really sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky.Although this matter has nothing to do with her, it is still a bit shameful to be exposed that she was frustrated and drunk.The whole network is discussing this matter. The people who eat melons are divided into two factions. One group feels sorry for Claire, and the other group clings to Claire's ugly face after losing the competition.

Mike read a bunch of netizens' comments, heaved a sigh of relief, and said: "Although I feel sorry for this girl, but fortunately, she is there. When she becomes more popular, you probably won't be in the headlines of the American entertainment circle. It's Sunday."

Baili Guanxiao looked at himself in the mirror, the hair stylist was pressing down his neat hair, making a look of embarrassment, he curled his lips, "I'll just hang up, I'm used to it."

"But it's true, I feel like you haven't posted a headline since you debuted, where is it not?" Mike put his phone in his trouser pocket and muttered: "But ancestor, you have to learn a lesson after this incident, and you won't be able to use it in the future." No matter how many setbacks we face, as an artist, we can never lose our composure in public."

Baili Guan Xiao hummed, thought for a while and said seriously: "There shouldn't be any setbacks for me."

Mike, "..."

Baili Guanxiao looked at himself in the mirror, sighed almost imperceptibly, and said in his heart, as long as I recover my abilities as soon as possible.

……

The crew has officially resumed work.Surprisingly, after going through this incident, Vivienne was not so resistant to going into the water. In the afternoon, her single-lens mirror and the scene with Baili Guanxiao's opponent were filmed fairly smoothly.

The crew members sat together and ate the fruits from the shore, and the topic still did not change from what happened yesterday. The logistics boy in charge of inspecting the equipment asked Baili Guanxiao while spitting out watermelon seeds: "Baili, what are you doing?" Is what you told the police yesterday true?"

Baili Guanxiao showed no expression, "What's the truth?"

"No, if it's true, it's not right either."

"What's wrong?" Baili Guanxiao looked up at him.

The little brother scratched his neck in embarrassment, hesitated for a long time before saying: "If it's true, don't you like our sister Wei?"

Baili Guanxiao glanced at Vivian, who was pretending to be dead, and at Yu Jinghao, who was blushing, and then said lightly, "Does being nice mean liking?"

"If it's an ordinary person, of course not. But you are always cold, don't you just like it when you show your affection suddenly?" The little brother said slowly, and when he glanced at Yu Jinghao, he subconsciously hit him. Trembling, he swallowed and continued: "But it's not right, aren't you and this gentleman together? You...you can take both men and women?"

Mike finally couldn't help but interjected: "It's too much, you're prying into an artist's privacy, Hollywood still has this rule?"

"No, no, no, I'm just curious, you don't need to answer me..." The little brother was a little guilty, lowered his head and muttered: "Now the Internet is saying, either you are a fake gay and like Weimei in your heart, or you just tell the police I lied, but I actually sensed the crisis by virtue of some super power. These two statements are not very scientific."

Baili Guanxiao didn't get angry, he slowly scraped off the white film on the melon with a fork, and said, "If you have to choose one to admit it, you can just pretend that I have a sixth sense."

The little brother was stunned, "Then the super powers that your country says about you on the Internet are all true?"

Baili Guanxiao looked up at him, finished eating the melon silently, and left with an empty fruit plate.

However, this matter is not so simple, Baili Guanxiao once again underestimated the power of the Celestial Dynasty fans.As the people of the empire unremittingly promoted their king on Twitter and Facebook, American netizens were finally brought into rhythm and began to spread wildly about Baili Guanxiao's superpower.This actor from the East seems to be covered with a veil, which is extremely mysterious.

There are conspiracy theorists everywhere. Baili Guanxiao wandered around the forum at night, and someone wrote a super long technical analysis post to prove that he had a premonition that he wanted to check the equipment on a whim that day.After reading the analysis post, Baili Guanxiao was amazed at how big people's brains are, and realized that he had an extra nickname in the American media - "The Prophet".

In the eyes of Westerners, there are two major schools of Buddhism in the East that are worthy of worship, one is Feng Shui theory, and the other is hexagrams.After the American melon-eaters relentlessly dig deep into the wall, and the fans in the mainland continue to publicize science, the information about Baili Guanxiao in China was spread all over the streets overnight.The next morning, it was not Yu Jinghao who woke up Baili Guanxiao, but Mike who broke into the door.

"Grandpa, you're gone!"

Baili Guanxiao rubbed his closed eyes, "What happened to me?"

"Your metaphysics is exhausted in this country." Mike said, slamming a newspaper on the bed.

A lingering smell of ink emanated from the newspaper. Baili Guanxiao was stunned for two seconds at this unfamiliar thing, then turned the newspaper upside down and glanced at the headlines of the entertainment section above.

——"EasterorLaunchedinHollywood, WillHeBeAmeriMiracle" (The Eastern Prophet has come to Hollywood, will he become the next lucky American?)

Baili Guanxiao was a little dazed, "What does this mean?"

Yu Jinghao sat up from the bed, glanced at it with half-opened eyes, and sighed, "Don't worry, this is the most classic high-profile rhetoric in the American media."

Mike nodded, "That's right, according to my observation of American entertainment news for more than ten years, when they describe you in this tone, congratulations, you have been selected by the media in this country, and you will receive a very high award." If you are favored by the media, they will make you a myth and a hero if they have no chance but will create the opportunity."

Baili Guanxiao was a little dazed, he looked at his manager blankly for a long time, and then asked, "Who was the last American miracle?"

"It might have been a plumber, or it might have been a chimney digger, who knows."

Yu Jinghao added: "What he means is that as long as the media wants to praise someone, it will be the so-called American miracle. The real American miracle is Martin Luther King, a peacemaker who advocated equality for the black nation, Very powerful person."

"..." Baili Guanxiao sighed honestly, "I really don't know what this has to do with me."

"It doesn't matter what the relationship is, the important thing is that you are really going to be popular!" Mike's eyes lit up, "Your pace is faster than the company's plan, and the filming of "Deep Despair" has not yet finished, and you are in the United States The popularity of Vivienne's fans has been completely opened up. If you are half of Vivienne's fans, the company is still calculating for you. Google's search index is not easy to obtain, and it is still in communication. What is your impression word cloud? Also doing..."

"Stop." Baili Guanxiao interrupted the chattering Mike, and rubbed his throbbing temple, "It sounds like I rubbed off on Vivian's heat..."

"That's right, that's how it is! But you're a high-level fan, and all the fans are so overwhelmed by you, don't want it!"

"..."

"Ancestor, there are thousands of ways to get popular, and we are tired of crooked because of our strength, so there is nothing wrong with going the wrong way." Mike smiled and showed Baili Guanxiao the company email he received, "The PR department thought it would be helpful before. It’s not flattering, it’s not anymore, they’ve already started throwing money at you to clear up media relations in the United States, what we have to do is to take advantage of this shareholder wind to keep the heat until the release of "Deep Despair", and when the movie is released, it will be a matter of course, You are the first truly global star in the Mainland!"

How Baili Guanxiao sounded like Mike was painting a cake for himself, he turned his head to look at Yu Jinghao.Yu Jinghao has come to his senses now, and he is looking at Baili Guanxiao seriously, thoughtfully.

That expression...It's a bit like the fund portfolio he usually looks at when he invests...

Baili Guanxiao felt his back go cold, "What are you thinking?"

Yu Jinghao licked his lower lip slowly, and said with gestures: "Thinking from the perspective of an entertainment company president, I suddenly realized that I can earn at least several times the money from you... quite a lot ,real."

"..."

Baili Guanxiao felt very helpless.He clicked on Facebook, which he seldom logged in, and found that his followers had increased by several zeros overnight, private messages exploded, and he casually read a few of them——

"When I watched you play Han Zigao and catch people with closed eyes every day, I knew you were different, sure enough!"

"Brother, it's cool, you saved the girl I've been dreaming of sleeping."

"Vivian fans came to report."

"Do Chinese fans call you the God of Crucian Carp? Will liking you make me fail the exam?"

Baili Guanxiao couldn't help curling his lips, he couldn't tell the difference between carp and crucian carp, so he came here to seek luck, which was not distracting.

Mike said: "I don't have any footage of you today, just happened to add you to Alex's talk show temporarily, let's go and participate!"

——Usually Mike will talk about good variety shows and interviews for him, and then he will ask, shall we participate?But today, he used an affirmative tone and directly asked Baili Guanxiao to participate.

The talk show Baili Guanxiao knows that the host has a super high EQ and IQ, and he has a lot of witty remarks. He only comments on the latest and hottest current events, and his language is sharp and humorous. He supports the entire show by himself, and is extremely popular in the United States.

"Would I be a bad fit for this show?"

"how?"

Baili Guanxiao, "I'm not good at answering conversations as a guest on this show."

"Oh!" Mike showed Baili Guanxiao with his mobile phone, and said, "The schedule of the program has been released, because you are not an American after all, and you don't understand many of the jokes that Americans would laugh at, so this episode The show will not be exactly the same as before. It is said that the show will arrange a small segment for you to test your intuition. Of course, whether you pass or fail, the host will perfectly help you through the stage, and the effect of the show can be guaranteed.”

Yu Jinghao asked: "Didn't they prepare something that would definitely pass the test?"

"No, they only emphasized that the host is definitely smart enough." Mike put the phone in his butt pocket and said, "But it doesn't matter, anyway, we all know that Guan Xiao can't pass the test."

Yu Jinghao nodded in agreement.

Baili Guanxiao looked at the reactions of the two people around him, and suddenly realized that this matter did not seem to be discussed.If you want to catch the ducks on the shelves, you have to go if you don’t.

The recording of the talk show was at [-] o'clock in the evening. Baili Guanxiao booked a ferry ticket to New York early in the morning, and went directly to the studio after getting off the plane. The schedule was very tight.

He changed into formal clothes backstage, deliberately removed the suit and bow tie, and kept the style of painting similar to that of the domestic shows.

The make-up assistant for the talk show is a black lady with the same unrestrained personality as her big breasts. While putting on makeup for Baili Guanxiao, she asked him if he really knows how to tell fortunes. Baili Guanxiao was very helpless and could only say a few words .

The audience in the United States is not as organized and orderly as in the mainland. They are very free and can say whatever they want at any time. As soon as Baili Guanxiao stepped from behind the stage to the front of the stage, whistles rang out from below.He tried his best to smile at everyone, thinking in his heart that this group of overly bohemian people might really be incapable of accepting it.

The host Alex stood up and shook hands with Baili Guanxiao, "Mr. Baili, welcome to Alex's talk show. Is this the first time you hear about our show?"

Baili Guanxiao was stunned for a moment before following the fast pace of this person, and said, "This is the first time I have come to the United States, but it is not the first time I have heard of your program."

Alex signaled Baili Guanxiao to take a seat, then sat down beside him, and said, "As the first Chinese actor to appear on Alex's talk show, do you have any impressions of our previous shows?"

Baili Guanxiao felt that there was no need to be hypocritical, so he said directly: "No offense, I have only watched a few episodes, this show is very straightforward, maybe it takes courage to be on this show."

Alex laughed loudly, "That's right, this is the advice that every guest will give to future generations after the show. So Mr. Baili, have you ever guessed some of our impressions of you?"

Baili Guanxiao raised his eyebrows, "If I remember correctly, this is the first time I've been on an entertainment show in the United States."

"Yes, Mr. Baili, so today we raced against time to connect with a number of Chinese entertainment media and collected some comments on you. Haha! I hope you don't mind, whether you agree or not, next we will enter the revealing Close time."

As Alex said, he signaled the director to show it on the big screen.Baili Guanxiao was a little surprised, the gangster style of this talk show is really dumbfounding.

A recording of the telephone interview began to scroll across the big screen, with English subtitles below.

"People's Daily Online": Baili Guanxiao is an actor with very positive values. He is not flattering. Only when I meet him, I can't remember that I am CCTV People's Daily Online (laughs)

"Entertainment Alliance": As a media person, my goal last year and this year was to get the headlines of a hundred miles away. I haven't achieved it yet, and I will continue to work hard!

"Sina Entertainment": Guan Xiao...can I be honest?Oh, it's so hard to do his interviews, he doesn't have the kind of climbing skills that entertainers have, you have to keep forcing him to boast about himself.But is there any way, he is so hot and handsome, I have been isolated by the female colleagues around me because I was selected to interview him twice in a row (laughs)

"The big point is the calf": We are game media, and we will not evaluate the artist image of actors.But it feels like this person is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. If you ask him how he knows that the ADC is squatting in the Dragon Pit, he says he guessed it.You ask him how he knows that he can dodge Jinx's rocket just by going around, and he also says he guessed it.This person is very deep, so don't take the position opposite him when playing games.

"Little Entertainment in the Capital": As a media outlet in the paparazzi world, we have long since given up following Baili Guanxiao, okay?The last fellow journalist to try to do this may have been reincarnated.What can we do if we don’t eat such a large amount of fat? We are also very desperate.

The news scene of Baili Guanxiao catching the paparazzi just happened to be released on the screen, accompanied by a two-line brief summary of the incident.The audience in the entire studio was already shaking with laughter, Baili Guanxiao's expression was a little innocent and a little subtle.

Alex withdrew the attention of the audience, and said with a smile: "It seems that we are destined, you are also a straightforward, straightforward, fresh and unaffected artist, which is very good, because next, we will conduct an intuitive test on you. Etc. Wait! You have to pay attention, the program team will not do anything for you, if you smash the sign on the Alex show today, you may really have to leave the American entertainment circle with regret."

The studio roared with laughter, and Baili Guanxiao couldn't help but twitched his lips, "It's okay, I still have the opportunity of "Deep Sea of ​​Despair". Please pay more attention to the new play "Deep Sea of ​​Despair" directed by Abbas. And Vivienne, who I've been raving about lately, has a big part in the scene."

The atmosphere in the audience was suddenly high. Alex looked at the handsome young man sitting across from him, and he admired sincerely: "So what happened? Before the show started, your agent told me that you are the artist who can't speak, sorry , I think he is lying to me."

Baili Guanxiao smiled and raised the microphone next to his ear, his black eyes appeared calmer and brighter under the bright lights of the studio, like stars.He said with a smile: "He didn't lie to you. Compared with intuition and luck, my speaking skills are lacking."

"Ah!" Alex covered his mouth exaggeratedly, and said to the audience: "This young man from the East is a bit swollen! We will kill his prestige now."

Baili Guan Xiao smiled and nodded, signaling him to be free.

The staff brought up a whiteboard, Alex handed a marker pen to Baili Guanxiao, and said: "I know you have played games like lottery in China, today we are going to really challenge your intuition." Alex blurted out The audience of the show sells tickets publicly through a third-party platform, and the randomness of the audience is very large, so we have no way to fully understand the characteristics of these random ticket buyers. Next, please write down on the whiteboard what you intuitively feel The number of Aries in the audience."

Baili Guanxiao frowned, and after making sure that the camera couldn't catch it, he curled his lips in disgust, and said to himself: "Aries..."

"Yes, that's right, it's Aries, has it stumped you?"

Baili Guanxiao smiled slightly, and wrote a number "28" on the whiteboard very casually.

Alex pointed to the number and asked, "That's it, are you sure?"

"I'm sure." Baili Guanxiao said with a smile: "It's just intuition, just write it casually, you can follow the fate."

"Okay, I appreciate you, young man." Alex said and waved his arms to the audience, "Then, Aries present, please stand up."

As he finished speaking, a group of people in the auditorium stood up one after another.The staff waited until no one continued to stand up and began to count. The numbers on the big screen gradually increased from 0.

About ten seconds later, the numbers on the big screen flickered, and the counting was completed, 27 people.

"Hmm..." Alex shook his head regretfully, and said, "Although it's not completely accurate, it's very close. I have to say, your intuition is very good..."

However, the young man sitting on the sofa still had a faint smile on his face. He shook his head and said, "Wait a little longer."

Alex was slightly taken aback when he heard the words. He didn't understand the meaning of Baili Guanxiao. He had already paved the steps perfectly for Baili Guanxiao. Why did this person make extra troubles?

However, at this moment, the door behind the auditorium was pushed open, and the photographer Fu Zhixin followed him to take a close-up. A girl who just came back from the toilet shook the water from her hand while looking at the big screen in a daze. on the numbers.

"What is this doing?" she whispered to the audience next to her.

Alex suddenly had an extremely unscientific premonition, and he extended the microphone to the direction behind the auditorium, and asked, "Ma'am, what is your zodiac sign?"

The girl was stunned for a second, then said blankly: "Me? I'm an Aries..."

The audience was in an uproar, and after a few seconds, thunderous applause almost overturned the small studio.

Alex opened his mouth as big as an egg. He was dazed for a long time, then turned to the live broadcast group and asked directly, "Didn't you say you won't cheat?"

The director shouted from the sidelines, "No cheating!"

"This..." Alex turned around and looked at Baili Guanxiao with a serious expression, "I can only say that the rumors are true, your intuition is more accurate than my girlfriend's. There are so many wonders in the world, I really have learned a lot."

The expression of the black-haired young man remained calm. He put the cap on the pen, handed it back to the staff, and said, "I do have some intuition about the world around me, but it's not very useful."

"You can't say that, you saved Vivian's life, he is the favorite girl of the American Federation!"

There was applause from the audience, and Alex sincerely extended his hand to Baili Guanxiao again, "Thank you for rushing seven hours to participate in our 10-minute program, Mr. Baili, you are very wise and calm, I hope the style of our program is not Scared you, hope we will meet again in the future!"

Baili Guanxiao stood up and shook his hand, "Thank you, we will definitely meet again."

Alex's talk show is really short. Baili Guanxiao walked into the TV station at 08:30 pm, and it was [-]:[-] when he took off his makeup and came out.The program crew originally wanted to invite him to have dinner with him, but he had to hurry back to the island, so he politely declined.

Baili Guanxiao got off the plane and changed boats, and when he finally returned to the set, it was already past 09:30 in the morning, and his scene was shot at [-]:[-], not even enough time in between to catch his breath and have breakfast.

He was sitting on the sofa drinking milk with two dark circles under his eyes, Mike watched yesterday’s interview on Youtube, and said with emotion: “The style of American talk shows is just different, it feels like you’ve been led to talk more. "

Baili Guan Xiao hummed, "You just do as the Romans do. What's more, you don't like to talk in China, and fans can tolerate you. But you still have to be more generous when you go abroad to represent the country's image."

Mike nodded, "Ancestor, you are really sensible today... Let's check on Weibo in two hours, your people should have started to call you crazy... This time..."

Before Mike finished talking, the door of the dressing room was knocked hastily from the outside, and another assistant of Baili Guanxiao pushed the door in and said, "Guan Xiao, Vivienne fought the racists because of you."

The author has something to say: "President's Off-Site Theater"

Yu Jinghao: I smell the dollar

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I’ve always wanted to write a talk show meme, but it’s very embarrassing to write it in translation. I’ve tried my best to adjust it. I hope everyone feels okay∠(?」∠)＿

After writing this episode, I will go to the Arctic Ocean soon~ hee hee hee