Suction Master [Crossover]

It was already past twelve noon when Bailiguan Xiao woke up, and the lack of air in the room told him that Yu Jinghao was no longer there.He picked up his mobile phone from the bedside table and received Yu Jinghao's WeChat.

"The tortoise soup is in a thermos. I also steamed a tea bowl soup. Don't forget to eat it. I'm going to a meeting."

Baili Guanxiao stared blankly at the screen for two seconds before he realized what "Turtle Body Soup" was. He couldn't help but smile at the screen of his phone, then got up and put on his clothes.

Today, Baili Jifeng will go to Huanyu to negotiate a contract with the personnel department. Going to Huanyu to block him is the best way.

At 02:30 in the afternoon, Baili Guanxiao appeared in the company alone.

Most of Huanyu's offices have transparent glass walls, and only a few are made of solid wood, which are specially used to talk to artists who are about to be dug over.Baili Guanxiao stood in front of the row of wooden doors, he concentrated for a while, and felt the aura of Baili Jifeng, which was at the innermost.

He walked over silently, stood by the window, and looked out as if emptied.

After about five or six minutes, there was the sound of tables and chairs moving inside, and the two walked to the door while talking.The doorknob was unscrewed, and a HR manager in charge of the contract walked out.

Baili Guanxiao didn't shy away from it at all, just looked over indifferently and nodded.

"Ah, Guan Xiao, why are you here?" The manager was a little surprised, but couldn't help but look at Baili Guan Xiao a few more times.Baili Guanxiao is probably the kind of artist who will never show up in the company for no big deal. He obviously belongs to the same company, but he still has to watch TV if he wants to see him.

He simply wore jeans and a white shirt today. He had a very refreshing look, but he didn't seem to be in a good state of mind.

The manager didn't wait for Baili Guanxiao's answer, and said again: "I'm too tired recently, pay attention to rest."

Baili Guanxiao hummed, looked inside the door, and said, "Jia Yi is my friend, I'll go and have a word with him, isn't this room in a hurry?"

"Of course, you can stay as long as you want." The female manager readily pushed the door open for him and made a gesture of invitation.

Baili Guanxiao thanked him softly, went into the room and closed the door tightly.Baili Jifeng was still sitting on the sofa, carefully studying the cup in his hand.He was not surprised to see Baili Guanxiao coming to look for him, and raised his hand to say hello.

"Hi."

Baili Guanxiao didn't respond, he walked up to Baili Guanjifeng, stood still, and said calmly, "How did you get here, tell me."

"Young master, you are too fierce, you were not like this before."

Baili Guanxiao ignored his joke, and continued to say firmly: "You know how to go back."

Baili Jifeng was surprised for a moment when he heard the words, and then smiled wryly, "You guessed it so quickly, did I miss something?"

Baili Guanxiao didn't answer, he just looked straight at his old friend expressionlessly.Those black pupils seemed to be calm, but full of emotions.

Baili Jifeng and him stared at each other for ten seconds and finally lost. He ruffled his hair helplessly and said, "This story is a bit long, you may have to sit down and listen."

Baili Guan Xiao's sharp eyebrows softened slightly, he took two steps back, and sat down on the sofa opposite.

"Let's... first talk about what happened after you left."

Baili Guanxiao nodded calmly.

"On the night before your succession ceremony, you passed out during astrology divination. At that time, the whole clan was in turmoil, and all the medical skills of the Baili clan could not wake you up. The wife cried all night, and the clan leader was also very old. Everyone knows You didn't die, because your horoscope is very stable, we only thought you fell into a long-term coma, in the words of this world, you are a vegetable."

"But one day, when the patriarch was doing astrology divination, he suddenly discovered that your red luan star had changed. Everyone was shocked, but you still didn't show signs of waking up. After that, the patriarch began to observe your star frequently. Disk, your Red Luan star went from flickering faintly, to shaking violently, and finally lit up completely. If you are really just unconscious, or even dreaming, it is impossible to have such a big change. The patriarch spent a lot of money With painstaking effort, I have been divining for you for three days and three nights, and finally told us that you may have gone to another world."

Baili Guan Xiao hummed, "That day when I was doing divination, purple air fell from the sky, and my seven star palaces experienced unprecedented chaos and shifting, which was extremely strange. I was captivated by the purple air, and when I woke up, I was in This world is gone. When I first came here, I was busy surviving, and my fortune did not fluctuate for a long time, until..." Baili Guanxiao paused, feeling that there was nothing to hide, so he said calmly: "Until I met Yu Jinghao, and you appeared The red luan star moves."

Baili Jifeng smiled, "Yes, after the patriarch can confirm that you just went to another world, and even found your love there, although the clansmen still feel sorry for losing you, at least they don't feel so sad anymore. Everyone originally It was a fluke that you might come back at any time, but suddenly one day, your body disappeared."

Baili Guanxiao licked his lips, but said nothing.

Baili Jifeng's expression was a bit unbelievable. He looked at Baili Guanxiao for a long time, and said slowly: "We can't understand this matter. Since it was only the soul that left in the first place, why did the body also leave later?"

He said and looked at Baili Guanxiao suspiciously, "So when your body and soul were reunited, did anything happen?"

Baili Guanxiao said calmly: "No, I was recording a program in the wild at that time."

"In the wild?" Baili Jifeng frowned, "Are you talking about your first variety show since your debut? What big explorer?"

"Well, I'm in Baishui Ridge. Maybe... it's because there is more spiritual energy there." Baili Guanxiao opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Well... well, anyway, it's amazing, and the clansmen have given up, thinking that you are unlikely to come back. The patriarch chose another young man with the most outstanding balance of virtue and ability from the collateral blood, and personally taught him how to observe The stars in the world, how to control luck with the spirit. He is very competitive, and he was already looking good before I came."

Hearing this, Baili Guanxiao was slightly relieved.It seems that after he left, everything in the Baili clan was safe and there was no disturbance.

"So how did you get here? And what do you know?"

"Although the clansmen have no hope of letting you go back, we must figure out the cause and effect of this matter. Otherwise, what if you leave after working hard to establish a reserve. We have been thinking hard together for more than a month, and one day the audience watched When the astronomers observed all living beings together, Bailitang suddenly said that she saw a strange cloud of purple air."

"Purple Qi?" Baili Guanxiao subconsciously clenched the armrest of the sofa.

"That's right. The strange thing is that out of the 120 stargazers present, only six of them could see the cloud of purple gas. And these six people have one thing in common."

Baili Guanxiao felt that his skin was getting goosebumps, and he understood and guessed without the other party explaining.

Bailitang is a cousin of Baili Guanxiao, whose star belongs to the Eastern Qisu.In fact, in the entire Baili clan, except for himself, there are only six people whose horoscopes include a complete set of seven zodiac palaces.

The 28 main star palaces in the sky are divided into four systems: east, west, north, south.Different main horoscopes may be combined across systems to form various astrolabes.Under each main star palace, there are several main stars and countless small stars.Ordinary people mostly belong to small stars, those with good luck may belong to the main star, and those who are monarchs may belong to a complete star palace. As the descendants of the gods, the Baili clan can cover all of them in their natal charts at the same time. Multiple constellations.

Still, few can cover an entire galaxy.Among the Baili clan, there are two stars belonging to the Eastern Qisu, the Western Qisu, and the Southern Qisu. Bailitang is one of them, and Baili Jifeng belongs to the Southern Qisu, which is also one of them.But the most majestic and noble Qisu in the north has only Baili Guanxiao.

Baili Guanxiao calmed down and asked, "Do you mean to say that besides you, the other five people have also come?"

Baili Jifeng smiled, "No, when we found out that only those who belonged to complete galaxies can see Ziqi, we immediately thought of you. But it's strange, no one showed any abnormalities among the six people including me that day .At that time, I was resting, and the other five were stargazing, and everyone was normal."

Baili Guanxiao fell into deep thought.That night was the night before he took over as the leader of the Baili clan, and he was observing the stars and controlling the general situation of the world as usual.To say it was stargazing would be an understatement.Ordinary stargazing is just to observe, not to open.And that night he opened all the astrolabes in the world, and the fate of all the lives in the world flowed in his hands. If he wanted to, he could even disrupt the general trend of the world.That was the unparalleled ability bestowed on him by heaven, far surpassing his father who could only open a partial astrolabe.

As if guessing what he was thinking, Baili Jifeng said lightly: "My father no longer let me go out at that time, but let me concentrate on assisting and protecting the new crown prince. You have to know, after all, you are very talented. You are better than many people who have practiced hard all their lives. This is simply incomprehensible. The new crown prince is just like your father. He is just an ordinary and slightly outstanding Baili tribe. I have been practicing hard. And I, after all, is a southern Qisu, and I will practice with him when I am idle."

"Then I had insomnia one night, and I came out to practice and play with nothing to do. I just opened Central Juntian, and that purple air suddenly appeared, and then I came over." Baili Jifeng spread his hands when he said this, "So , according to my guess, there are two conditions for crossing the world. First, there must be someone who looks the same as you as the carrier in this world, and this person just falls into a coma or dies. Second, when Ziqi appears, you just It's opening the astrolabe, not just stargazing."

Baili Guan Xiao was thoughtful, and said slowly: "So that purple air..."

"Unfortunately, no one knows the law of the purple qi. I didn't understand anything in the first few days, so I could only pretend to be stupid by the antecedent of the head being hit. During that time, I used the numbers of various zodiac signs to calculate countless This time, it doesn't conform to the pattern of the purple qi appearing three times before and after." Baili Jifeng said with a sigh, "So in fact, in the end, it's still a matter of fate."

Baili Guanxiao didn't speak. "Follow the fate", these two words touched his heart.Yes, how small is the chance that he will perform the Star Opening ceremony just when the purple qi descends, and how small is the chance that he will meet another Northern Qisu after crossing over.

He has had a lot of blessings in his life, and meeting Yu Jinghao is probably the best proof of his great fortune.

Baili Jifeng observed his expression, and said slowly: "I didn't mean to hide it from you. At first I found out that you were also in this world, and I tried my best to lean towards you. Someone in my company went crazy, and I obviously had a relationship with him. I don’t know him at all, but he still has the cheek to rub his car to go to CCTV, just because I know you are rehearsing on CCTV. I know that as long as I appear near you, you don’t even need to meet, you will definitely feel my presence. And Chen For Qi's concert, I had the cheek to beg my manager to come, Chen Qi is a nice guy, he agreed to take me with me after he knew I escaped death, there must be blessings after death."

"At first, I really wanted to tell you about this, and then we were ready to go. The next time we see Ziqi, we will open the astrolabe together and go home smoothly. But on the way to the concert that day, they got together and said The gossip is all about how affectionate you and Yu Jinghao are, how well you get along, I'm a little unsure after hearing them blah blah blah."

Baili Guanxiao looked at him calmly, "But you can't hide it from me, I will see it sooner or later."

The person on the opposite side sighed, "I know, I'm just afraid that you will be upset, and I want to observe you two for a while longer. Your Red Luan star is really bright. To be honest, I haven't seen it so much when I grow up so big." Bright red luan star. Once I was wandering outside Huanyu thinking if I could meet you, but I bumped into a man, my mother, and another Northern Qisu. It was really eye-opening. The red luan star is even better than yours. Liang, on the way to the concert, I realized that it was Yu Jinghao, your rumored lover."

Baili Jifeng talked a lot and felt thirsty.He picked up the water glass on the table and took a sip of water, then looked at Baili Guanxiao's relaxed expression, and asked cautiously in a low voice, "So, do you want to go back with me?"

Baili Guanxiao didn't speak, his eyes drifted away from Baili Jifeng, looking at the tall buildings outside the window, a little lost in thought.

The room fell into a kind of silence, and both of them fell silent at the same time.Baili Guanxiao looked out the window, his black pupils were clear and unwavering, making it impossible to see his emotions.He had just received such a large amount of information, but it seemed as if nothing had happened, and he just let it go very purely.

After a long time, Baili Jifeng sighed, "I know your answer."

"Huh?" Baili Guanxiao was stunned for a moment, he turned his head, his eyes hesitated, "I don't know my answer yet."

"Your answer is written on your forehead." Baili Jifeng rolled his eyes, then shook his head, and said, "Don't talk about these heavy things, I have one thing to ask you."

"what's up?"

"I don't want to be a singer like this. God, I don't know how to sing either. You even asked your company's manager to sign me. Wouldn't it be obvious if I opened my mouth? Fuck me?"

Baili Guanxiao, "..."

He was indeed negligent about this matter. At that time, he was eager to get Baili Jifeng under his nose, and he didn't think carefully.

So Baili Guanxiao hesitated for half a second between apologizing obediently and helping to solve the problem, and chose the latter.

"Tell me what you want to do. You can choose any function in this company. You can be a broker, an administrator, or a personnel officer... Maybe you can be a martial arts instructor. After all, you have all your skills, so you can't waste it."

Baili Jifeng snorted all over with his nose, and said, "Look at the face of your ugly proprietress."

Baili Guanxiao, "..."

After a while, he said sincerely, "You're a little bit on top of me right now."

Baili Jifeng rolled his eyes, "Come on, it's all in this world, do you know what communism means that everyone is equal? ​​When I wear it back, I will still be a famous descendant of the protoss, and you will always be in this broken world." Let’s be your almanac forwarding master.”

Baili Guanxiao, "...you won."

……

That night, Mike received a WeChat message from Baili Guanxiao, telling him that Jia Yi might contact him recently, asking him to do his best to fulfill a request.

Mike broke down immediately, and immediately made a phone call, "Guan Xiao, you still said you were not coerced by that Jia Yi? He asked for 500 million, so I will give it too?"

Baili Guanxiao took the canned cat away from under the little black nose, forbidding it to overeat, and said calmly: "He is not short of money, maybe he just wants to adjust his career."

"Fuck me, what do you mean? If he asks for the best album resources of our company, do I have the right to give it?" Mike gritted his teeth angrily, "And what's the use of asking me for such a big matter, you Even if you really want to open the back door, you have to tell Mr. Yu."

Baili Guanxiao took the phone away from his ear, the manager on the phone seemed to be a patient with endocrine disorders, he would get irritable and noisy at every turn.

Baili Guanxiao stood up from the carpet, walked slowly to the side of the bed, and said calmly, "I guess...he might want to come to our group."

"What are you talking about? What are you doing in our group, forming a sky group with you? Are you crazy about wanting to be superior?" Mike gritted his teeth, "I can tell you, my ancestors, no matter how popular you are, you can't make such strategic jokes. One The actor and a little singer with no reputation or talent formed a troupe, and the world laughed out loud."

Baili Guanxiao had nothing to say, and was about to explain, when Mike suddenly heard a notification from the computer mailbox. Mike angrily walked over to open the mailbox, "Yo, this person really came to make a request, let me read it to you. Mr. Mike, hello, I want to join Baili Guanxiao's team and become his... ..."

Mike shut up.

"Become what?" Baili Guanxiao asked lightly.

"Life assistant???" Mike was stunned, "This guy is out of his mind, isn't he, a good second- and third-tier singer quit? After another 30 or [-] years, maybe he can hold a concert."

Baili Guanxiao ignored Mike's poisonous tongue.He had a premonition of Jifeng's choice, and he was relieved now that it was confirmed.Anyway, it's always good for the two of them to be together.So he said: "Well, let's do it like this. By the way, help him with the work, and we can declare to the public that Jia Yi has decided to quit the circle due to mental illness. Internally, change his name, and don't always remind everyone that he used to be a singer. "

"...Ancestor, please slow down and let me postpone the meeting. I really can't understand this plot."

"If you don't understand, you can read it slowly." Baili Guanxiao had a smile on his face, "Why don't I name him Jifeng."

"..."

Mike muttered in a low voice: "I really think of myself as a god, and I have to change my name after accepting an assistant."

"He will like this name, and you can meet whatever he asks, so don't ask me any more."

"...Yes, Your Majesty."

Mike hung up the phone angrily.

This fucking day, what are you doing.

that's all.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the air seemed to be filled with the sweet aroma of glutinous rice and sesame.After the release of "Breakout", the god of koi, who disappeared inexplicably for a week, suddenly appeared at CCTV's Lantern Festival Gala, and sang "Sigh" with Chen Qi again.

This can be regarded as a celebratory egg prepared by CCTV for this film that created a historical box office and film critic miracle.What makes people dumbfounded is that there are tens of millions of Koi Empire fans, more than half of them have not yet made it to the box office, and the vast majority of them have never heard of the concert. Watching the gun version with tears in my bed.

The chorus of this song at the CCTV Lantern Festival Gala can be regarded as a complete nourishment for those fans who have not yet grabbed movie tickets.The temporary announcement of this program was released the day before the Lantern Festival, and it was said that the ratings of the Lantern Festival this time reached an astonishing [-]%.

Looking at the long history of cable TV, except for the Olympic Games and military parades, there has never been such a figure.

The boss of CCTV and his friends were stunned, and couldn't help thinking that Baili Guanxiao was indeed a fetish.As long as he doesn't do anything offensive, you should cooperate with him more.

After the Lantern Festival Gala, Baili Guanxiao participated in an interview program called "Backstage of the Gala".

The host smiled and asked him: "Guan Xiao has become popular all over the country because of the movie "Breakout", and you have achieved the grand slam of this year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala and Lantern Festival Gala. How do you feel?" ?”

Baili Guanxiao thought for a while, and said frankly: "Actually, I don't feel much, let's continue filming well in the new year."

"Well, "Breakout" has become so popular recently, but I don't seem to see you interacting with everyone on Weibo. Are you busy with something?"

Baili Guanxiao nodded, "Yes, I have been doing game live broadcasts recently."

The host froze for a moment, "Live game broadcast?"

Baili Guanxiao said calmly, "Well, it's on a website that cannot be mentioned on CCTV, sorry."

"..." The host laughed dryly, "Haha, watching Xiao is really humorous. Well, I heard that after "Breakout" is over, your net worth will skyrocket again, so what kind of drama will you take on this year? "

After hearing this question, Baili Guanxiao hesitated for a moment, turned his head to look at his manager, and after getting a somewhat smug affirmative look, a descendant of a protoss smiled humbly at the camera and said: "I believe that many viewers already know that in the middle of the year I will take over the filming of "Thousands of Clouds", which is a fairy drama. Two days ago, my agency has officially signed a contract with Hollywood. Before "Thousands of Clouds", I will join the Hollywood team to shoot a movie. The specific type of movie and the role I will play may be officially announced later.”

The author has something to say: "President's Off-Site Theater"

Yu Jinghao: I am the most important baby o(*￣︶￣*)o