[Comprehensive] Pass me the fire

After saying goodbye to Team Leader Todo, I finally saw the present that Osamu Dazai said was given to me.

I stared at the "gift" in front of me for a while, and was speechless for a long time. After a while, I raised my hand, pointed to the thing in front of me, and asked Osamu Dazai next to me expressionlessly: "You call this a 'gift'. '?"

Osamu Dazai is enjoying strawberry Daifuku wholeheartedly at this very moment - this is what he coaxed the maid of Yasaikai to give him before leaving - a blush that does not fit the character appears on his handsome and beautiful face, he He said in a light voice as if he was stepping on cotton candy: "Yes, it's a gift. I have chosen it for a long time. This is a good and obedient boy."

Hearing what he said, I couldn't help showing an expression of "Are you serious?" and stared at him: "..."

The gift from Osamu Dazai, the "good boy" he called, is being locked in a cage in the truck compartment, and his thick limbs are bound by heavy chains.

Either way, it's a monster.

Judging from the body shape, it seems to be a human male, but the whole body has almost no human characteristics.Its body size is more than twice that of a normal male. The hilly undulating muscles cover the body like invulnerable armor. The exposed skin is unusually black, covered with criss-crossing and ravine-like scars.

The brain is completely exposed to the air.Rather than saying it is a human head, it is better to say that it is the head of some kind of bird. When the huge beak is opened, you can vaguely see the teeth, tongue and transparent sticky saliva that belong to humans.

The chains that bound its limbs are so fragile that they look like play toys for children, and the cage that specifically locks it is like paper. I doubt very much that as long as this monster moves, no matter if it is a cage, even The whole truck would be torn to shreds by it.

However, this monster stayed in it quietly from the beginning to the end, and occasionally moved its wrist, as if listening carefully to the sound of the chain being dragged on the ground, and it looked a little cute.

I sighed and said seriously: "Although I don't know what you want to do, but I can't deal with this kind of thing. If something happens, I won't protect you."

Osamu Dazai said in a brisk, happy voice without any sense of crisis: "It's all right, it's very well behaved."

Saying so, Osamu Dazai generously distributed a piece of strawberry Daifuku to me, and suggested to me: "Would you like to try feeding it? Maybe if you feed it something, your relationship will improve."

There was no expression on my face, and I couldn't help but say, "Do you think I'm feeding the dog?"

I looked at the Strawberry Daifuku handed over by Osamu Dazai, and at the monster that seemed a little sluggish in a cage that hadn't eaten for a few days. After thinking about it, I took it anyway, and then walked to the front of the cage.

The cage placed in the compartment was a little shorter than mine, and the monster locked inside could only curl up its huge body like a hill, looking a bit cramped.As if sensing someone approaching, it slowly raised its head, and the four eyes on the cerebral cortex looked in my direction at the same time, as if trying to recognize something.

It saw me, and stared at me seriously for a while with four hideous eyes.Then, as if a little shy, he retracted his head again.

I:"…………"

It looks so scary, but is it a scared puppy?

Noticing its behavior, I was a little bit afraid of the other party's fear, and I finally relaxed a little.I stretched out my hand and handed over the Strawberry Daifuku in my hand.

After a while, it moved its huge, bloated and bulky body in a narrow space, and hesitantly leaned over.

My hands were on the outside of the bars of the cage, with no intention of reaching in - I was not so unsuspecting - its hands and feet were shackled, and it turned out that the caged animal The monster could only stick out its head, stretch its pointed, huge beak beyond the fence, then opened its mouth, and licked my palm with its long, wet tongue.

Strawberry Daifuku was easily rolled into his mouth with his tongue.Immediately afterwards, it seemed to have endless aftertaste and began to lick my palm with its tongue little by little, as if urging me to take out more things to feed it.

I shook my head and said, "Not anymore."

It had no choice but to retract its tongue and beak, as if it felt close to me, and leaned against the fence closest to me, looking at me eagerly with its four eyes.

I:"…………"

……… But, cute.

Although it looks scary, it is very cute.

"What is it?" I turned my head and asked Osamu Dazai, "Where did you get it?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "It's a brainless thing. Although it's only a semi-finished product, it's good in every way. It's a gift from a guest...but this child should belong to you in the first place."

I froze for a moment: "What do you mean?"

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips lightly, showed that half-smile expression again, and said to me subtly with his eyes: "Because your brother is very interested in the development of Brainless, so he invested a lot of money. Ah, the production of this The child's factory is also one of your brother's properties... although it belongs to you now."

I was silent for a while, and after a long time, I opened my mouth and said, "Is it an artificial human, a human body transformation?"

"That's right." Osamu Dazai said bluntly.

After receiving Osamu Dazai's answer, I once again turned my attention to this monster—that is, Brainless.Oddly enough, I don't find its appearance overly intimidating anymore.

My heart moved slightly, and then I stretched out my hand to it.Noticing my movement, Nao Wu also obediently leaned towards me, and stretched his huge and hard beak out of the fence.I put my palm under the bird's beak and stroked it gently like a kitten or puppy.

Accompanied by my movements, Nao Wu's four eyes on the surface of the brain also stared round, I don't know whether to feel comfortable or uncomfortable.

After a long time, Nao Wu raised his chin, opened his mouth, and stretched out his tongue curled inside again, but this time it used its tongue to actively put half of the Strawberry Daifu hidden inside into my hand.

I looked at the sticky thing in my hand, and was a little speechless: "..."

Seeing that I didn't respond, he moved the bird's beak in a daze, pushed my hand, and urged me to take the food it gave me.

"..." I can only say seriously to it, "Thank you."

Dazai Osamu stood beside me, and lightly interjected: "Oh, the relationship has improved."

I brought Nao Wu back to the Port Mafia, and its unusual appearance naturally caused a lot of shock, and even the people from the Port Mafia looked at me a little strangely, how should I put it, probably It's a look of admiration and a little fear.

After seeing me touching the back of Naowu's hand and comforting it and saying, "You are not scary at all, you are super cute", the Hong Kong and Hei people looked at me even more in awe.

"Oh, a beauty and a beast tamed by a beauty are a perfect match."

Ozaki Koyo, who had just finished the torture task, came towards me. When she saw me and Naowu beside me, she was obviously taken aback, but she quickly realized it.She raised her finger, covered the wide and gorgeous kimono sleeves around her mouth, and joked flirtatiously with her eyebrows and eyes.

I said humbly: "Where, in my opinion, the real beauty should be the red leaves in front of me."

"It's true that it will please women as always," Ozaki Momiji said with the corners of her eyes curled up, "but your pet doesn't seem to think so."

After being reminded by her, I realized that Brain Wubu had hidden behind me at some point—it was so huge that it seemed to hide behind me.It lowered its head, and its four round eyes stared at the ground motionlessly.

Koye Ozaki asked concerned: "What's wrong with it? Are you feeling unwell?"

I replied, "It's afraid of strangers."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Koyo Ozaki showed an expression of being accidentally cute.

Because I have to report the situation of this assignment to Mori Ou Foreign Exchange, I can only ask Hongye to help take care of Naowu, and Hongye naturally readily agreed.

"Naow, just stay outside obediently and don't run around." I said to Naowu seriously.

As soon as I walked into the chief's office, I was caught by Alice who rushed over like a cannonball.Alice looked serious, hugged my waist as if suspecting that I had other cats outside, and sniffed me twice.

Before I could react, she let go of her hand, walked around me twice leisurely, put her hands on her waist, and said solemnly: "Lin Taro, I smell other women on Xiaoqin's body. the taste of!"

Standing aside, Mori Ogai took out his handkerchief in response to the occasion, wiped away his tears with extra pretentiousness, and said, "Ah, I can't live through this day."

I:"………………"

"Listen to my explanation," I said blankly, "I met Miss Hongye just now..."

"It's not the scent of Hongye's perfume," Alice shook her head, and said sharply in an affirmative tone, "It's a little girl who is about the same height as Alice, with long hair and likes to eat candies!"

Mori Ogai put away his fake tears, looked at me with great interest, and tentatively said: "Huh? Little girl? Can I get to know you—"

"No," I said coldly, pulling out the dagger hidden in my thigh and throwing it at Mori Ogai's forehead, "That's the granddaughter of the leader of the Yasai Society. There is no improper relationship between me and her. "

Alice flew over to catch the dagger that was heading towards Mori O's outer door.Alice flew up to me in awe-inspiring manner, looked down at me, stretched out her other hand, and said loudly: "Alice also found other women's hair on your body!"

"Ah, my daughter, how did you become like this, don't you want this family anymore?" Mori Ogai's heartbroken look was very hypocritical and deliberate.

I:"………………"

"Damn it! Alice misses you every day when you're not around! But you're fooling around with other women outside behind Alice's back!" Alice fell from mid-air, stepped on the ground with both feet, and stopped in front of me Say it out loud, with accusations written in both eyes.

"..." I thought about it seriously, with a look of reminiscence on my face, and then said "ah", and said, "This is the line in "The Crazy Love of the President's Stepmother", right? Have you watched the latest episode?"

"Of course I've been chasing this TV series... No! That's not the problem!"

"I like the male second."

"W-what?! Alice likes the male lead the most!"

At this time, Mori Ogai clapped his hands in a timely manner, interrupting the conversation between Alice and me.He smiled and said, "All right, all right, Alice, stop pestering me. Jean has something important to say."

"Rintaro is so annoying." Alice muttered in a low voice, and stopped talking.

I have stated the situation of this expatriate in detail-in fact, there is nothing to say, the focus is only on the attitude of the group leader of the Bazhai Society.Before I came back, I had written the report and put it on the leader's desk.

When I finished stating the situation, Mori Ogai was holding the report in his hand.

"Okay, I understand," Mori Ogai said without raising his head, "Thank you for your hard work this time, and you did a great job."

I nodded and said calmly, "If nothing else, then I-"

"One more thing." Mori Ogai interrupted me.

He turned a page of the report unhurriedly, raised his eyes slowly, and his light eyes penetrated my body at this moment.He said, "During this period of time, you seem to have gone to the hospital for a physical examination. What's the matter? Are you feeling unwell?"

"You can tell me if you want," Mori Ogai smiled softly, "Don't look at me like this, I am also a doctor. I will try to cure you."

I was silent for a while and said, "You can't cure it."

"How do you know if you don't try it?"

"You don't have to try to know."

"You are too confident."

"The one who is overconfident should be you."

Mori Ogai and I looked at each other, and neither of us spoke for a while.

"Then I take my leave—" I said again.

"Well, there is actually one more thing." Mori Ogai interrupted me again.

I:"……"

I didn't speak, and looked at Mori Ogai with faint impatience in my eyes - to be honest, I want to get out of here quickly.I don't want to be with this man, and I don't know why, but my intuition tells me that he will say something I don't want to hear next.

Mori Ogai gently closed the report in his hand.He leaned forward, put his elbows on the desk, supported his thin side face with one hand, and tilted his head.

The way he looked at me inexplicably became milder for no apparent reason.

"Speaking of which, it's not only Alice, but I also..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a loud explosion-like sound outside, which completely covered up Mori Ogai's next words.

I subconsciously looked out the door, and then turned my suspicious eyes to Mori Ogai.

The other party paused for a moment, then sighed, stroked his forehead and said, "Ah...it's nothing, go and see what's going on outside."

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