Holy Father White Cut Black [Quick Transmigration]

In the face of this enthusiastic and predestined person who offered to come to his door, Zhanxi refused in his heart, after all, he is actually a very "virtuous" holy father.

However, when Zhanxi was about to put on a gesture of rejecting Sanlian, the bully became anxious instead: "Hey, sir, don't be like this, they are all open for business, whose business is not business, why are you still here?" Do you look like you want to drive me away? Don't I look like your predestined person? "

Zhanxi: "..." Don't ask me, I don't know anything, and it's also the first time I've met a lamb who is more anxious than the butcher.

"Let's put it this way, sir, are you selling talismans, or reading palms, or telling fortunes?" The young man was very familiar with himself, patted the floor casually, and sat down next to Zhanxi, staring at a pair of lamb eyes. Looking at Zhan Xi carefully.

Zhan Xi... Zhan Xi felt his brain hurt.

"Since you think you are predestined, then this is for you," Zhan Xi kept smiling, holding down his aching conscience, and took out a picture from the belly of the table that came with the small table. Not sure if the traces of Zhu Mo were done or not, the yellow talisman said, "Here, 800 yuan."

"800 yuan...?" The young man took the piece of talisman paper from Zhanxi's hand in astonishment, and shook it, only to find that the ink stains hadn't dried completely, and with the movement of his shaking, the ink stains were still slowly falling down Delayed!I'm making a big fuss!Are the magic sticks these days so carefree?

Seeing his complexion getting uglier, Zhan Xi thought that he might not be able to do this business. He never expected that this young man turned around and immediately raised a bright smile like a chrysanthemum——

"Buy one get one free!? Sir!"

Zhanxi's eyelids twitched, what the hell, it's not easy to go out, and it's a bad business, what kind of strange thing has he met.

"No, I'll just sell [-] sheets, whether you like it or not."

"You can't do business like this, sir, how can there be such a bargain price, isn't this business just a negotiation, isn't it? You come and go, if you are not satisfied, how about 500 yuan a piece?" The young man spit Hengfei said, "I'm not an unreasonable person, am I? I'll buy a few more with you. Let me do the math. There are eight people in our family. If I buy eight with you, then the total is Six thousand four..."

Zhanxi silently took out seven more talisman papers from the belly of the table, and placed them neatly on the table. What is conscience, can it be eaten?

The young man quickly held Zhan Xi's old hand: "Master! Don't worry, I bought so much with you, can you give me a discount? At least you have to wipe it off! You see, your business is not very good, is it?" No, these days, people sell talismans, but they are all printed by computers. The talismans are neatly drawn, and after printing out, they are folded into a particularly beautiful triangle, neatly, and after that, they are molded again. Don't be afraid to get wet..."

Zhanxi listened to it for a long time, but didn't understand, and then asked humbly: "Young man, what is plastic?"

The slobbering young man choked for a moment, looked at Zhan Xi speechlessly, and said inexplicably, "Plastic! That's it, sir, it's just a photo, you know? Use a transparent plastic film, and then cover it with hot pressing. Then the photo is sealed inside, it looks very shiny, and it is not afraid of water."

Zhan Countryman Xi: "Oh..."

The young man couldn't help but took out a post-plastic photo from his wallet and showed it to Zhan Xi carefully.

Zhanxi was shocked!

You are a fucking talisman! ?He has lived for so long, and it is the first time he came to the modern society. No, he is still studying "Computer Fundamentals". All the talismans sold by others have been printed by computer, and they have been molded! ?Is he out of date?Is he going to be eliminated, my God...

"So, sir, you are not very skilled in this business, don't you think so?"

At this time, Zhanxi had already turned his head to look at the trousers stall at the alley, and there was a fat girl holding the pair of jeans skillfully——

Look at the trousers: "Auntie, there are black spots on your trousers!"

Look at the bottom of the trousers: "Auntie, there are too many threads on the bottom of these trousers, right?"

Look at the crotch: "Auntie, the sewing on your crotch is out of place!"

Summary - "Auntie, it's cheaper, it's 35 yuan, I'm not buying one with you, I'm buying two, if your pants are easy to wear, I will come to greet you next time..."

At the same time, the young man who was chatting with Zhan Xi also said, "You are right, sir? What I said makes sense, doesn't it? In this way, I am not just trading with you this time. If your things are good, I will Next time, I will bring all my seven aunts and eight aunts to greet you, wipe zero, 6000 yuan, eight tickets!"

Aunt at the alley: "Okay, okay, you have to come and greet me next time~"

Zhanxi: "OK... let's go."

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Shan Qing thought it was better to go to the rental house to find Uncle Niu at night, after all Uncle Niu always had to go back to sleep.

But he still has something to do. Niu Lao Liu, a widowed and lonely old man in Niujia Village, whose trousers are too torn to wear, Shan Qing thought that there was nothing to do today, so he went to the pedestrian street to have a look and buy some Clothes, shoes, trousers, etc., take them back to Niujia Village and give them to the old people, it's a New Year's etiquette.

Although Shan Qing has been living among flowers and flowers for the first half of his life, his family tradition is based on hard work, and he has already integrated into the local customs.

Although he is not a "master at bargaining", he doesn't know the bargaining secret of "the seller asks the price, and the buyer splits in half. If not, he will add another 5 yuan." I'm back" psychology, but -- he has his own knack.

Shan Qing took a fancy to a thick down jacket, or a long one, and suddenly thought that Uncle Niu seemed to be wearing that worn army green coat last winter, so he wandered silently in front of this booth. In 3 minutes, an aunt came forward: "How much is this down jacket?"

"160 yuan, no bargaining."

"Tsk!" Aunt turned around and wanted to leave.

The peddler Li Maerkang called: "Don't, why is this, just ask the price and leave. If you sincerely want to buy with me, you can pay back the price. What do you mean if you don't pay back the price?"

Aunt: "80 yuan."

The peddler immediately said coldly: "I can't sell it."

The aunt turned her head decisively. This was a fierce psychological battle. One was waiting for the hawker to keep her, while the other was waiting for the aunt to add some money. Both sides suffered.

Seeing that the aunt was about to go to the next stall, the peddler raised his voice in a second: "Hey, big sister! Come back! Big sister! Come back, I'll sell you one piece! I'll sell you one piece!"

This war ended with the defeat of the hawker.

The aunt came back with a happy smile and twisted her victory gesture, bought one and left.

Shan Qing followed behind the aunt, and after she finished haggling the price with spit, he immediately followed and said to the hawker, "Oh, 80 yuan, right, give me two too."

Vendor: "..." I-you are a fairy, you are such a clever little ghost~

Sit back and reap the benefits of the fisherman!

After finishing shopping, Shan Qing was about to turn into the public toilet in the alley to go to the toilet, but at the corner of the alley, she found...

"Uncle Niu!?"

"Oh, it's you." Zhan Xi responded coldly.

"Uncle Niu, what are you doing here?" Shan Qing stepped forward with bags in hand.

Zhanxi pouted at the yellow talisman on the table: "Nuo, didn't you see, I'm being tricked."

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Shan Qing was choked for a long time by Zhan Xi's sentence "I'm being tricked".

"Uncle Niu, have you eaten yet?"

"Not yet," Zhanxi propped his chin, and said sadly, "I just made one order today, but I have to take three orders every day."

"How much did you make in one order?"

"Six thousand."

Shan Qing: "... 200 yuan more than my salary, Mr. Niu."

"Oh, but I'm a man who won't be easily satisfied. I'm a gold digger."

"Worshiping money is not such a use, Mr. Niu." Shan Qing felt that he was facing a seemingly awesome little kid who always seemed to lack some common sense.

"is it?"

"Yes, Mr. Niu, close the stall. I'll treat you to a meal at noon today."

Zhanxi thought that he might as well have a meal first, and continue to set up his small table in the afternoon, so he began to disassemble and reassemble this small solid wood table that could not be seen from the wood material. Under Shan Qing's surprised eyes, Zhanxi put it directly It was stitched together into a small box, the kind that also comes with a hoop to carry it.

Then he stuffed his small bench into this small box, picked it up, and prepared to follow Shan Qing to eat.

Shan Qing has also seen the world. It is not that he has never seen this kind of box furniture. What he has never seen is such an exquisite structure.Tenon! ! !Not a single screw was used.

"Master, where did you buy this table?"

"I don't have to sell it, it's a gift from someone," Zhan Xi showed a low-key and luxurious smile, "The family teacher was very famous back then, and he received many wonderful gifts under his influence."

"Family teacher!? You still have a master, Master Niu?" Shan Qing is not a fool, and he actually asked someone to check the information of Master Niu on the way here.

At first, he also thought that Uncle Niu might be some kind of hidden expert, or that he had learned some skills in his early years and returned to Niujia Village in his old age to wash his hands in the golden basin to wash his hands for the elderly. It has been more than [-] kilometers away from Niujia Village.

He is an out-and-out 100% farmer.

Here comes the question, is Uncle Niu capable or not?Was his little hint a mistake, or did he really have a secret that no one knew?

Shan Qing was very calm, he didn't mention yesterday's incident until now, he was waiting for Uncle Niu to speak, to see what purpose he had, and what he wanted to get, but in the end, Uncle Niu seemed to have completely forgotten about it It's the same.

"By the way, young man, if you have time, take me to the Civil Affairs Bureau to find out about divorce."

The author has something to say: Zhan Xi: I am just a holy father who treats people well, yet you suspect that I have ulterior motives, your thoughts are dirty!

Shan Qing: Well, my fault.