Holy Father White Cut Black [Quick Transmigration]

Want paper panda people! ?

I think you look like a pandaren!

Zhanxi only felt that his eyes were dark, and he thought that I worked so hard to cut out the paper figurine, and also sealed up the spiritual power, what the hell, you still need a customized version, right? ?Give you face!

He clenched his fist, and now he really wanted to take a picture of his fist and send it to him, and then told Mi Xiyan to ask his cousin: Do you look like a pandaren when you look at my fist?

But in order to maintain his image, Zhanxi held back and posted [three fresh roses with green swirling font 'good evening' jpg.] to express his amiability.

However, if someone stands next to him, they will find that the old man's face is matched with the light of the mobile phone screen, and it looks like a scene from a horror movie.

【Oh, what a good night, sir!No, no, my cousin should be affected by a slight "drawing bridge effect" at the moment. Apart from satisfying his request, we don't know what to do now. The psychiatrist also asked us to follow him for the time being... 】

Mi Xi said a lot, but in the end Zhan Xi only felt pain in his head.

Zhan Uneducated Xi: [Suspension bridge?He crossed the suspension bridge, what does it matter to me, old man? 】

Mi Xiyan: [...] It's over, he forgot that this is an uncle who doesn't even know what "overplastic sealant" is.

[The suspension bridge effect is a psychological phenomenon. Simply put, this phenomenon is that a person is afraid of crossing a suspension bridge, and her heart beats faster when she crosses the bridge. If she meets another person at this time, she will think that her heartbeat speeds up because of this person. Then I thought I fell in love with this person. 】

Zhan Xi: Oh!And this thing, it sounds so reasonable.

【Then what?What's the deal with the panda paper figurines?Aren't paper people just paper people? 】

For Zhan Xi, the most important thing about the paper man is the runes he drew on it, because the runes are the central nervous system of the paper man, and the runes have their own functions, and they seal his spiritual power, which is the key The key point is to activate the paper doll to save people at all times.

As for the others, it's just a sudden personal interest and impromptu painting.

Mi Xiyan was about to die of anxiety, but found that through the screen, he couldn’t figure out how to break up with this uncle. He sent a message: [Because the pandaman paper man saved my cousin on the battlefield, my cousin has a sense of dependence on it ah!Ouch, my uncle, you can give the paper doll a paper doll, you say you, why do you have to draw a panda head on it? 】

Zhan Xi curled her lips: 【It's not because of you. 】

【because I! ? 】

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That's right, everything happened because of Mi Xiyan!It's really big.

The situation that day was like this, Zhan Xi felt that this young man, Mi Xiyan, although he was stupid and had a lot of money, his aura was still very pure, and he also had a faint light of merit, so he was considered a very good person up.

Zhan Xi is not a particularly bad person anyway, so he planned to give Mi Xiyan an extra paper figurine to help Mi Xiyan's relatives through life and death.

At that time, he had cut out the paper figurine and was drawing talismans with a brush. Mi Xiyan was chatting with others on his mobile phone, smiling happily. Zhanxi was a really curious old man, and couldn't help but glance at it. He glanced at Mi Xiyan's phone screen.

So what do you think he saw? !

An emoticon pack of [You wait here, I'll buy you some oranges jpg.]! ! !

Zhanxi can't remember exactly what it was like when he saw the pandaren emoji for the first time, but he clearly knows that he has fallen with just one look!thoroughly.

Why is there such a wonderful character map in the world! ?

With the appearance of a panda that is "inherently cute and positively infinite", it is equipped with distorted and magical facial features. These subtle facial features have vivid and sand sculptures full of spiritual expressions that cannot be described in words...

How can Zhanxi, a sand sculpture who is essentially a dog, be able to resist the suffocating and domineering sense of comedy that comes to his face?

So Zhanxi's inspiration exploded in an instant, just like Shixian couldn't control himself after drinking, so he drew a vivid and lively pandaman on the other side of the paper figurine.

Mi Xiyan, who knew the truth, wanted to cry but had no tears: [...Master, my tears are about to fall, can you draw another one? (Panda head: I have to cry, right? Well, I understand JPG.)]

Zhanxi also felt that his head was going to be bald: [I don't know, inspiration is very subtle, it was there at the time, but I don't have it now. 】

He complained wildly in his heart: You can't just force a person who doesn't want to pee to pee. It's useless to whistle or press the bladder. If you don't want to, you just don't want to.

However, Mi Xiyan is not a person who takes an ordinary path, he immediately replied: [Master! ! ! (A stack of red jpgs.) I, I, I have the ability to make money!May I ask if the banknote ability can give you inspiration? ? 】

Zhanxi: […]

Don't tell me, it's really possible.

Money ability is amazing! (dog head jpg.)

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After making an appointment with Mi Xiyan on the time and place to meet tomorrow, Zhan Xi returned to her room with the wooden box.

He knocked on the wooden box: "Is the one who came out to play today?"

No one touched the wooden box, but it trembled violently by itself. As it trembled more and more violently, the light bulbs in the room flickered as if they had started to convulse.

"Yo, you're quite fierce." Zhanxi made a tactic in his hand, and the prayer beads on his wrist turned spontaneously, separating the small room instantly.

This little movement can't wake up Niu Lingling and Chen Anke, but Zhanxi is worried that these things will scare the children, and also worried that Da Huang will notice.

After all, although this dog is a little noisy and skinny, it seems to be quite sharp.

The moment he isolated the small space, a figure appeared in front of his eyes. The light bulbs in the room seemed to be unable to withstand the magnetic field, and they couldn't light up in an instant, and the room was plunged into darkness.

At the same time, Zhan Xi noticed that those bloodshot scarlet eyes were the only light in the room.

As soon as this thing was released from the wooden box by Zhanxi, it violently and wantonly broke out its own coercion, as if it would kill its master in a matter of minutes.

However, this coercion alarmed another creature—"Where is the evildoer!"

Only a two-finger-sized spiritual creature appeared in an instant, and at the same time, sharp and thin ice blades spread all over the entire space, surrounding the "monstrous evildoer", Qian Ren was on standby.

Shan Ling saw an extremely powerful ghost king, who was coercing Zhan Xibiao.Its snow pupils were stained with frost, and it seemed to be a crystal clear ice bead, coldly: "Stay away from Zhanxi!"

Seeing that the countless ice blades are about to shoot ten thousand arrows...

"Uncle Shan! Uncle Shan, I released it. I released it from the wooden box by myself. Don't get excited." Zhan Xi, who came to his senses, quickly retrieved Shan Ling.

Standing on the palm of Zhan Xi's hand, the iceberg spirit still stared coldly at the ghost in front of him, its icy glass-like eyeballs were full of frightening deterrence.

It wasn't until the ghost, which had been silent for a long time, finally restrained its aura tactfully, and then the light bulb turned on normally, and the room returned to normal, that Shanling snorted coldly, patted Zhan Xi's dog's head, and stood still. disappear.

At the same time, Zhanxi finally saw the ghost clearly.

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How to describe it...

Although this ghost's clothes are dilapidated, Shu Lili, who doesn't damage his appearance at all, has a messy red hair that even fills him with a bit of unruly beauty. The muscles are looming.

Oh, the only fly in the ointment is that he is imprisoned by countless iron chains all over his body, and the iron chains penetrate directly from the shoulder blades, it hurts just looking at it.

Zhanxi took a closer look: "Yo, the runes engraved on this iron chain are not ordinary." It seems that this ghost is a little more fierce than he imagined, otherwise, he wouldn't be doing so many things. imprison him.

The ghost looked sneering, and said in a hoarse voice: "The man made it specially for his life, what do you think?"

Zhan Xi shook his head and said, "Don't play sloppy with me, I don't know you, and I don't know what's going on with you. You have to re-introduce yourself, oh yes, according to the current situation, you have been changed hands, I am your new breeder."

"The new owner?" The ghost was in a very bad mood and lying.

This kind of mood is probably related to your online dating object who suddenly sent you a message saying: 'Hello, the original owner of this account sold me the account, the account is mine, and the person who is the account is also mine, so now you are mine. Target! 'Same as a headache.

The male ghost stared at Zhan Xi viciously, and those fierce eyes seemed to be bleeding, which was extremely frightening: "The man gave you this box, but he didn't tell you... Who is this seat?" ?”

"YES!" Zhan Xi calmly gave an affirmative answer, and even dragged his English coquettishly.

The ghost's face was dazed, not knowing what the other party said, but the tone seemed to be an affirmative answer.

Zhanxi added indifferently: "It can be seen from this that you are not important at all, at least, you are not as important as you think."

The ghost fell silent.

Zhan Xi yawned: "Don't want to introduce yourself? Forget it, I'm too lazy to force you, so let me ask, why did you scare that girl today?"

The first time Zhanxi looked at Baili Ruoyun today, she noticed the cold air lingering around her body. This was obviously contact with a ghost, but when she went to her house, she found that it was not a ghost haunting her.

Zhan Xi was only puzzled for a moment, and probably guessed what was going on.

It can only be said that Baili Ruoyun was contaminated with this extremely powerful ghost's aura in other places. This aura was so strong that it directly blocked the aura left by the monster in her house that had been haunting her for more than a month. It also made Zhanxi make a mistake in judgment at the first time.

Sure enough, the only thing that can cover up the stench is a more violent stench.

As for where Baili Ruoyun is going to be contaminated with such a strong stench... Bah, is it the breath of Niucha's ghost?There is no other solution but what is locked in the wooden box.Otherwise, why did Baili Ruoyun keep looking at his box today, with weird eyes.

Sure enough, the male ghost said disdainfully: "Hmph, I didn't scare her, it was her own luck that saw me."

Zhanxi: "...can you talk well, don't be me? I want to slap you." How about luck?Heck, it's also called good luck, so I guess no one in this world wants to be lucky.

"My lord..." the male ghost paused, "I never cared about her offending me, but you came to ask me why I frightened her? I even kindly expelled a lowly bastard for her today."

Got the point!

Zhan Xi doesn't care what the identity of the male ghost is, or what kind of grievances and entanglements he has with the former owner of the box. In short, this ghost is now for him to drive.This number is mine, and the dog leg of this number is also mine!

"No matter what your intentions are, in short, you scare people. In order to make atonement, you go and catch the so-called offal in your mouth now."

Come to think of it, the bastard he expelled from the male ghost's mouth was the dirty thing that haunted Baili Ruoyun.

The male ghost stared at Zhanxi fiercely: "Why should I listen to you!"

Zhan Xi gave him a helpless look, toasting and refusing to eat fine wine, purely seeking trouble for nothing.Then he opened his mouth and chanted a mantra, and with the opening and closing of his lips, those iron locks that made the male ghost's movement inconvenient seemed to go crazy in an instant...

"Ahhh! You!!!" The ghost fell limp to the ground in an instant after being tortured, and all its strength seemed to be drained.

"Be obedient, go and grab that bastard for me." Zhan Holy Father Xi said softly.

The ghost was furious: "...Arrogant Lizi, I will make you into a puppet sooner or later!"

Thinking that he, the majestic ghost king, was forced by a bad old man to catch an inferior bastard! ?

He was unwilling, but he still dragged those iron chains, turned around, and if he couldn't bear it, he would make a big mess...

Zhanxi finally smiled and said: "There is something you said wrong, let me remind you, this iron chain was not specially made for you by that person, the iron locks on other things locked in the box are similar."

Zhan Xi thought to himself: Only in this way can he get rid of all the prisoners with one spell, stupid.If every prisoner gave him a spell, let alone Zhan Xi remembering the spells, his master would throw out this good gift.

The ghost's figure paused, and finally disappeared in place.

The night was getting dark, and Zhanxi "tsk tsk tsk" a few times, how can I feel that this ghost still has a sense of sadness and sadness.

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Zhanxi originally wanted to wait for the ghost to help him catch the "bad bits", but later thought that this arrogant ghost would not be obedient, so he decided to sleep first.

In the morning, he opened his eyes on time, and saw a fat dog's head looking down at him.

Zhanxi: "..."

"Rhubarb, what are you doing?"

Rhubarb: "Wow, woof!"

It looked at Zhan Xi expectantly, but Zhan Xi shook his head: "I don't understand, Rhubarb get out of the way, I have to wash up."

After leaving the room, Zhan Xi realized why Da Huang didn't harass the child this morning, but came to harass him instead. It turned out that his ex-mother came over.

Niu Lingling should still be breastfeeding in the room at this time. She locked the door and had no intention of showing up.

Chen Anke just poured a cup of tea for Ji's mother, and then went to the kitchen to make breakfast without paying attention to Ji's mother. The only living thing left - rhubarb, came to wake Zhanxi up.

Mother Ji was alone, wearing a thick mask, sitting awkwardly on the sofa in their living room.The morning sun passed through the window, leaving only her shadow.

Originally, she was going to go abroad for treatment yesterday, but after much deliberation, Mother Ji still felt that someone had to tie the bell to untie it.

Mother Ji thought: Medicine is not all the same, it’s metaphysics, it’s unreasonable that domestic doctors can’t handle it, but foreign doctors can handle it, and besides, foreign doctors might be even more murderous!Although she wasn't short of money, the money didn't come from Dafeng. Huh, it's better to bend and stretch first, so that Niu Jianguo can take back his curse.

"Ouch, Comrade Jianguo, you've woken up!" Mother Ji saw Zhan Xi, and laughed so hard that her eyes narrowed, she went up to him.

Zhanxi thought she was here to see her grandson, but she was waiting for him specially.

"Are you looking for me?"

"Comrade Jianguo, I was the one who was not good, I was mean, I was talking nonsense, I already knew I was wrong," Mother Ji said while slapping herself, "Forgive me, you scold me, you scold me!"

Zhanxi felt that the world was confused: "Call you?"

"That's right, in the old TV series "Jigong", the lazy man was punished for stealing other people's ducks, and his whole body was covered with duck feathers, and the duck feathers would only fall off if the suffering master scolded him... Now I'm a rotten mouth , It’s all because I’m not good, I’m vicious, and I actually cursed that child, you are the one who suffers, so please scold me, scold me quickly, scold me severely!”

Zhanxi: "..." You are poisonous, I have never seen such a cheap request.

The two were embarrassed, but Chen Anke laughed in the kitchen, laughing so happily that she trembled while holding the stove, she said why Lingling's former mother-in-law was still wearing a mask so early in the morning, she turned out to be a rotten mouth ?

However, Ji's mother didn't seem to realize that Zhan Xi's mind was flashing her sick barrage, and she made a more coquettish request: "Let Niu Lingling come out too, you father and daughter scold me together! Scold hard!" You can scold as hard as you can! Please, scold me, scold me, scold me, scold me!"

Maybe it was because Zhan Xi's dazed face was too innocent, Da Huang thought he was at a disadvantage, so he stood beside him and barked loudly angrily.That look is very fierce, grinning, like "I will bite you to death".

In the end, Ji's mother touched her mouth and said, "Hey, it seems to have some effect, it doesn't hurt so much, dog, keep scolding me! Scold me hard!"

Zhanxi: "???" Although I am very confused, I will never do what you say!It's that principled.

Rhubarb was also stunned for a moment, and tilted the dog's head in confusion, and took two steps back cautiously, and even leaned over slightly... as if he was ready to fight at any time.

It seems that neuropathy is really scary.

"Niu Jianguo, scold me quickly, scold me quickly, why don't you scold me? What about Niu Lingling? Let her come out, let her come out too, you father and daughter, and this dog, scold me together, come on, Come and scold me!" Mother Ji asked loudly, in a state of madness.

Zhanxi couldn't take it anymore, he was afraid that he would laugh.

I can't hold back my temperament when I laugh!

Chen Anke came out of the kitchen, smiling so much that her eyes were filled with tears, she said out of breath, "Auntie, are you stupid watching TV dramas? Can the TV dramas come true? Go to the hospital if you talk badly." Well, your family is not short of money."