Start with a kun
Chapter 25
The barrage of a local tyrant is no less effective than a single stone stirring up waves.
The live broadcast room was filled with "yo yo yo yo yo~" all over the screen, and the fans didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they all said that brother Kun should stop struggling with duplicity, and quickly become a rich woman, when the time comes, you will be the queen in the harem Empress!
"What empress?" Xiang Shen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
But his sight drifted involuntarily to the bedroom.
Speaking of which, the wife Ying Sheng will find in the future will be the real empress, right?
Xiang Shen thought to himself, looking at the situation where the girls are trembling with fear when they see him, and they can't wait to hide a few hundred meters away, and don't know when and what month they will be able to drink the wedding wine from His Royal Highness.
But it's not his turn to worry about it, after all, he hasn't found it yet.
Good brothers, let’s go single together, whoever leaves the single first is the dog!
... But then again, this master has been hiding in the house and can't come out. What the hell is he doing?
Xiang Shen never expected that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in the room was now burying his head in the quilt, trying to suffocate himself to death.
He regretted it now: Why did he get so hot-headed just now that he posted such a barrage?
Ying Sheng thought desperately, if Xiang Shen found out about this, he would be dead!
What will he think?
Another one was pulled out bigger than him!
Fortunately, Xiang Shen learned the previous lesson, and cautiously did not agree, but just smiled: "This girl is quite humorous."
After finishing speaking, he coughed and said sternly: "But the anchor does not sell himself as a performer, it is fine to add friends, forget about online dating."
"I have horns on my head" replied almost instantly: "Okay."
She replied too quickly, feeling inexplicably wishing for something, she couldn't help but make Xiang Shen smile.
He paid attention to it for a while, and saw that the gang of sailors had a tendency to make a comeback, so he raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile: "Okay, this is the end of today's live broadcast. Type four words on the screen, and I will immediately pick five students and serve them delicious braised pork~"
For a moment, the screen was filled with densely packed "Brother Kun is awesome", and all the discordant voices were drowned out in just a moment.
The number of sailors invited by Lemon is actually quite a lot, but Naihe Xiangshen's popularity is not low. Relying on the braised pork, the king of frying rushed to the front row of the hot list in one fell swoop. With its ultimate delicacy, it attracted a lot of Help foodies become tap water.
So in the end, under the vast ocean of the people, it was they who became the clowns who couldn't stand up.
There was a dead silence in the group of "three people in a crowd".
After almost an hour, they pretended to say "it's okay" and "the future will be long" in the group, and then they went offline one after another, throwing a tantrum in the room, impotent and furious.
They were not only angry at the failure of the sniper attack, but also angry at Shen for taking advantage of the opportunity of the navy to enter the live broadcast room, and his popularity rose to a higher level.You know, the number of people in the live broadcast room is also counted in the popularity value. Before the live broadcast room was closed, he not only rushed to the first place in the list of newcomer anchors, but also entered the top ten in the overall list of the food area!
Even when they were the hottest, they couldn't compare to Xiang Shen's performance this time. Could they not be frustrated?
In this regard, Xiang Shen said: I'm sorry, I don't care about these ghostly things at all.
You need to be hardworking yourself, always looking at other people's grades and secretly trying to make trouble, it is never possible to reach the top.
He selected a few lucky viewers, packed and sent the braised pork according to their addresses, and read the private message specially, planning to send a super double one to that local tyrant.
Address: Zulongxing, Chongde Temple.
"Chongde Temple?"
Xiang Shen frowned. Hearing the name, could it be a temple?
No way, these days, even monks watch him eat meat live?
Although he was muttering in his heart, he didn't think too much, he obediently filled in the address and sent it out, and even sent a private message to the local tyrant:
"The takeaway will be here soon, remember to eat it while it's hot~"
With a relaxed mood, he closed the live broadcast room, stood up, walked to the bedroom door and knocked on the door: "Your Highness, have you finished eating? I'm coming in."
After speaking, he opened the door.
At that moment, Ying Sheng broke out with unprecedented hand speed, and abruptly closed the Xingwang live broadcast page, so fast that Xiang Shen could only see an afterimage.
Xiang Shen: "...Your Highness, what were you looking at just now?"
This reaction, could it be pornography?
Ying Sheng said with a straight face, "It's nothing, it's just news."
Xiang Shen nodded noncommittally, and didn't know whether to believe it or not.
With a glance, there were empty bowls and chopsticks on the bedside, so clean that there wasn't even a single grain of rice left.Xiang Shen smiled and asked him, "How does it taste?"
Ying Sheng nodded reservedly: "Not bad."
At the end, afraid that he might be too indifferent, he hastily added: "I mean, it's delicious."
"Of course," Xiang Shen said triumphantly, "my skills are not blown out. Hey, did you see just now that a local tyrant rewarded me with a hundred Armstrongs in one breath? Cannon! That's one hundred thousand star coins!"
"..."
It took a few seconds for Ying Sheng to react. He inhaled, leaned back, and widened his eyes: "Really?"
Xiang Shen complained unceremoniously: "Your Highness, you are too fake."
Ying Sheng: "..."
Late at night, Dragon Palace.
His Majesty the Dragon King, who had approved the documents for a day, stretched his waist, drooped his eyelids, yawned and walked towards the bedroom.
Before entering the palace gate, I saw a follower running over in a hurry: "Your Majesty, someone sent a boxed lunch from outside the Dragon Palace, saying that it was going to be delivered to Chongde Temple."
"Huh?" The Dragon King lowered his head in surprise, "Packed lunch? Send it here?"
Chongde Temple is a very small, very small building inside the Dragon Palace. Although it is marked on the map, because there is no news report, most people will not know its existence at all.
A temple that was just established a few years ago has no worldly reputation, no serious offerings, and no history that can be used as talking material. In addition, it is located in a royal forbidden area, and there is no possibility of incense—— In fact, the only pilgrim in this temple is probably His Majesty the Dragon King.
"Who sent it?" Dragon King asked.
"We checked. It should be His Royal Highness, or Mr. Xiang."
The Dragon King was really surprised this time, he took the well-sealed lunch box, and opened the lid with a click——
The color is full and bright, and the meat is rich and fragrant.
It turned out to be a large box of steaming braised pork.
The Dragon King kept his head down, staring at the lunch box in his hand, his body motionless.
The entourage asked tentatively, "Your Majesty?"
Then, seeing this big man with a height of nearly two meters in front of him, he raised his head suddenly, with tears in his eyes, and grabbed his hand:
"My son, he has finally grown up, woo woo woo woo!"
Follower: "..."
His Majesty the Dragon King ignored his hesitation, holding the lunch box, wiping tears all the way into the dark Chongde Temple.
With a snap of the fingers, hundreds of candles suddenly lit up in the small temple of only a dozen square meters, illuminating the whole room.
There was only a short incense table in the room, on which there was a plate of apples, a plate of gummy bears, and a brand new incense burner that looked like it hadn't been used at all.
There is also a tablet engraved with "My Wife Sheng Yu".
The font is crooked, probably carved by a layman himself.
His Majesty the Dragon King sat cross-legged on the futon, his long black and white hair snaking out on the ground.
He picked up the chopsticks, carefully picked up a piece of meat, blew it, and put it in his mouth——
Chew it twice, swallow it down, and calm down.
Finally, the man still couldn't hold it back, took a deep breath, and began to gorge himself on it.
"My God..." he said vaguely while eating, his cheeks were so stuffed that they were about to burst, "Ayu, this is really... really the best meat I have ever eaten! No... Huluhulu is delicious...Xiang Shen is really a treasure, our son is lucky!"
A gust of wind blew from the window, and an apple inexplicably rolled down from the plate and landed at his feet.
The Dragon King was also taken aback.
Immediately, he picked up the apple with a smile, wiped it briefly with his sleeve, and bit it down with a big bite.
"You think so too, don't you?" he asked with a grin.
What responded to him was the flickering candlelight, and the room was silent.
It's raining.
The ding-ding-dong-dong night rain beat on the bricks and tiles, and gradually spread into patches, covering the entire city.
Taking advantage of the violent wind and rain, in a desolate and uninhabited open area of Zulongxing, a group of super-large ships that could not be seen at a glance slowly landed.
The night was dark and the light was dim, but with the help of the pale searchlights, it was barely possible to see the huge monster at the head and the mottled skull pattern on the ship.
The surfaces of these ships are all coated with a layer of translucent paint, which glows with an ominous faint green glow under the light-this is the blood of advanced Zerg, which can shield most of the detection instruments in the world.But the Zerg has always been hierarchical, and the price to be paid for this thing must be heavy.
"Boss, what shall we do next?"
In the bright command cabin, a young man stared at the dark ground outside the porthole, licked his tongue, and laughed excitedly.
Everyone present had expressions similar to his.
With bloodthirsty gleams in his eyes, and criminal blood flowing in his veins, he is a desperado and the most unfettered person in the world—this is an interstellar pirate!
The pirate leader is a middle-aged man with a scar on his left face and a beard. When he heard what the younger brother said, he casually put his feet on the podium: "Don't worry, we have endured it for so many years. Opportunity, just these two days."
He raised his left hand, stared at his missing little finger, and sneered: "Back then, that woman cut my finger with a knife, and then stabbed my chest with a knife, and almost sent me to death. I have always, I've always kept it firmly in my heart."
"Tsk, what a pity, she died too early."
He raised his eyebrows and gave a pretentious sigh, tsk-tsk endlessly.
The first mate came over and pushed the monocle on his face, a sinister smile appeared on his knife-sharpened face.
"Boss, don't worry, she's dead, and her son is still there." He narrowed his eyes, "Thanks to that woman, her son is now hated by everyone, and his brain is not good. People who know Zulongxing hate him to death, but they still go to participate in some inexplicable activities every day, such as big stomach king competitions, game competitions, maybe because they think that others will change their views on him? Hahahaha... If I were him Father, I thought he was ashamed a long time ago and locked him in the palace!"
The pirates roared with laughter.
The pirate leader also smiled: "You are right, let her son pay off that woman's debt!"
He touched the ruby ring on his thick middle finger, and a smile that he must win:
"This time, our goal is the power source of [-] mechas at the Xingwang Summer Festival. If anyone dares to block the way, let them taste the power of this skeleton ship!"
To be able to say these words, the pirate leader certainly has the confidence.This Skull is currently the largest starship in the universe, and its deck alone can accommodate nearly 1 people.There are countless ammunition on the ship, once fired, it will be a steel meat grinder!
"Today, when the Storm Dragon has no successors, I want to see," he slowly stood up, his gaze fierce, "Who else on this planet can stop my giant!"
The author has something to say: Shine to Shen's eyes: Big Mac?What Big Mac?Give me a hundred first!
Next, the speed of life and death continues to code the word ing... Ah ha ha ha, anyway, today's day is [-] and today and tomorrow are [-] each, the result is the same, right?
The live broadcast room was filled with "yo yo yo yo yo~" all over the screen, and the fans didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they all said that brother Kun should stop struggling with duplicity, and quickly become a rich woman, when the time comes, you will be the queen in the harem Empress!
"What empress?" Xiang Shen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
But his sight drifted involuntarily to the bedroom.
Speaking of which, the wife Ying Sheng will find in the future will be the real empress, right?
Xiang Shen thought to himself, looking at the situation where the girls are trembling with fear when they see him, and they can't wait to hide a few hundred meters away, and don't know when and what month they will be able to drink the wedding wine from His Royal Highness.
But it's not his turn to worry about it, after all, he hasn't found it yet.
Good brothers, let’s go single together, whoever leaves the single first is the dog!
... But then again, this master has been hiding in the house and can't come out. What the hell is he doing?
Xiang Shen never expected that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in the room was now burying his head in the quilt, trying to suffocate himself to death.
He regretted it now: Why did he get so hot-headed just now that he posted such a barrage?
Ying Sheng thought desperately, if Xiang Shen found out about this, he would be dead!
What will he think?
Another one was pulled out bigger than him!
Fortunately, Xiang Shen learned the previous lesson, and cautiously did not agree, but just smiled: "This girl is quite humorous."
After finishing speaking, he coughed and said sternly: "But the anchor does not sell himself as a performer, it is fine to add friends, forget about online dating."
"I have horns on my head" replied almost instantly: "Okay."
She replied too quickly, feeling inexplicably wishing for something, she couldn't help but make Xiang Shen smile.
He paid attention to it for a while, and saw that the gang of sailors had a tendency to make a comeback, so he raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile: "Okay, this is the end of today's live broadcast. Type four words on the screen, and I will immediately pick five students and serve them delicious braised pork~"
For a moment, the screen was filled with densely packed "Brother Kun is awesome", and all the discordant voices were drowned out in just a moment.
The number of sailors invited by Lemon is actually quite a lot, but Naihe Xiangshen's popularity is not low. Relying on the braised pork, the king of frying rushed to the front row of the hot list in one fell swoop. With its ultimate delicacy, it attracted a lot of Help foodies become tap water.
So in the end, under the vast ocean of the people, it was they who became the clowns who couldn't stand up.
There was a dead silence in the group of "three people in a crowd".
After almost an hour, they pretended to say "it's okay" and "the future will be long" in the group, and then they went offline one after another, throwing a tantrum in the room, impotent and furious.
They were not only angry at the failure of the sniper attack, but also angry at Shen for taking advantage of the opportunity of the navy to enter the live broadcast room, and his popularity rose to a higher level.You know, the number of people in the live broadcast room is also counted in the popularity value. Before the live broadcast room was closed, he not only rushed to the first place in the list of newcomer anchors, but also entered the top ten in the overall list of the food area!
Even when they were the hottest, they couldn't compare to Xiang Shen's performance this time. Could they not be frustrated?
In this regard, Xiang Shen said: I'm sorry, I don't care about these ghostly things at all.
You need to be hardworking yourself, always looking at other people's grades and secretly trying to make trouble, it is never possible to reach the top.
He selected a few lucky viewers, packed and sent the braised pork according to their addresses, and read the private message specially, planning to send a super double one to that local tyrant.
Address: Zulongxing, Chongde Temple.
"Chongde Temple?"
Xiang Shen frowned. Hearing the name, could it be a temple?
No way, these days, even monks watch him eat meat live?
Although he was muttering in his heart, he didn't think too much, he obediently filled in the address and sent it out, and even sent a private message to the local tyrant:
"The takeaway will be here soon, remember to eat it while it's hot~"
With a relaxed mood, he closed the live broadcast room, stood up, walked to the bedroom door and knocked on the door: "Your Highness, have you finished eating? I'm coming in."
After speaking, he opened the door.
At that moment, Ying Sheng broke out with unprecedented hand speed, and abruptly closed the Xingwang live broadcast page, so fast that Xiang Shen could only see an afterimage.
Xiang Shen: "...Your Highness, what were you looking at just now?"
This reaction, could it be pornography?
Ying Sheng said with a straight face, "It's nothing, it's just news."
Xiang Shen nodded noncommittally, and didn't know whether to believe it or not.
With a glance, there were empty bowls and chopsticks on the bedside, so clean that there wasn't even a single grain of rice left.Xiang Shen smiled and asked him, "How does it taste?"
Ying Sheng nodded reservedly: "Not bad."
At the end, afraid that he might be too indifferent, he hastily added: "I mean, it's delicious."
"Of course," Xiang Shen said triumphantly, "my skills are not blown out. Hey, did you see just now that a local tyrant rewarded me with a hundred Armstrongs in one breath? Cannon! That's one hundred thousand star coins!"
"..."
It took a few seconds for Ying Sheng to react. He inhaled, leaned back, and widened his eyes: "Really?"
Xiang Shen complained unceremoniously: "Your Highness, you are too fake."
Ying Sheng: "..."
Late at night, Dragon Palace.
His Majesty the Dragon King, who had approved the documents for a day, stretched his waist, drooped his eyelids, yawned and walked towards the bedroom.
Before entering the palace gate, I saw a follower running over in a hurry: "Your Majesty, someone sent a boxed lunch from outside the Dragon Palace, saying that it was going to be delivered to Chongde Temple."
"Huh?" The Dragon King lowered his head in surprise, "Packed lunch? Send it here?"
Chongde Temple is a very small, very small building inside the Dragon Palace. Although it is marked on the map, because there is no news report, most people will not know its existence at all.
A temple that was just established a few years ago has no worldly reputation, no serious offerings, and no history that can be used as talking material. In addition, it is located in a royal forbidden area, and there is no possibility of incense—— In fact, the only pilgrim in this temple is probably His Majesty the Dragon King.
"Who sent it?" Dragon King asked.
"We checked. It should be His Royal Highness, or Mr. Xiang."
The Dragon King was really surprised this time, he took the well-sealed lunch box, and opened the lid with a click——
The color is full and bright, and the meat is rich and fragrant.
It turned out to be a large box of steaming braised pork.
The Dragon King kept his head down, staring at the lunch box in his hand, his body motionless.
The entourage asked tentatively, "Your Majesty?"
Then, seeing this big man with a height of nearly two meters in front of him, he raised his head suddenly, with tears in his eyes, and grabbed his hand:
"My son, he has finally grown up, woo woo woo woo!"
Follower: "..."
His Majesty the Dragon King ignored his hesitation, holding the lunch box, wiping tears all the way into the dark Chongde Temple.
With a snap of the fingers, hundreds of candles suddenly lit up in the small temple of only a dozen square meters, illuminating the whole room.
There was only a short incense table in the room, on which there was a plate of apples, a plate of gummy bears, and a brand new incense burner that looked like it hadn't been used at all.
There is also a tablet engraved with "My Wife Sheng Yu".
The font is crooked, probably carved by a layman himself.
His Majesty the Dragon King sat cross-legged on the futon, his long black and white hair snaking out on the ground.
He picked up the chopsticks, carefully picked up a piece of meat, blew it, and put it in his mouth——
Chew it twice, swallow it down, and calm down.
Finally, the man still couldn't hold it back, took a deep breath, and began to gorge himself on it.
"My God..." he said vaguely while eating, his cheeks were so stuffed that they were about to burst, "Ayu, this is really... really the best meat I have ever eaten! No... Huluhulu is delicious...Xiang Shen is really a treasure, our son is lucky!"
A gust of wind blew from the window, and an apple inexplicably rolled down from the plate and landed at his feet.
The Dragon King was also taken aback.
Immediately, he picked up the apple with a smile, wiped it briefly with his sleeve, and bit it down with a big bite.
"You think so too, don't you?" he asked with a grin.
What responded to him was the flickering candlelight, and the room was silent.
It's raining.
The ding-ding-dong-dong night rain beat on the bricks and tiles, and gradually spread into patches, covering the entire city.
Taking advantage of the violent wind and rain, in a desolate and uninhabited open area of Zulongxing, a group of super-large ships that could not be seen at a glance slowly landed.
The night was dark and the light was dim, but with the help of the pale searchlights, it was barely possible to see the huge monster at the head and the mottled skull pattern on the ship.
The surfaces of these ships are all coated with a layer of translucent paint, which glows with an ominous faint green glow under the light-this is the blood of advanced Zerg, which can shield most of the detection instruments in the world.But the Zerg has always been hierarchical, and the price to be paid for this thing must be heavy.
"Boss, what shall we do next?"
In the bright command cabin, a young man stared at the dark ground outside the porthole, licked his tongue, and laughed excitedly.
Everyone present had expressions similar to his.
With bloodthirsty gleams in his eyes, and criminal blood flowing in his veins, he is a desperado and the most unfettered person in the world—this is an interstellar pirate!
The pirate leader is a middle-aged man with a scar on his left face and a beard. When he heard what the younger brother said, he casually put his feet on the podium: "Don't worry, we have endured it for so many years. Opportunity, just these two days."
He raised his left hand, stared at his missing little finger, and sneered: "Back then, that woman cut my finger with a knife, and then stabbed my chest with a knife, and almost sent me to death. I have always, I've always kept it firmly in my heart."
"Tsk, what a pity, she died too early."
He raised his eyebrows and gave a pretentious sigh, tsk-tsk endlessly.
The first mate came over and pushed the monocle on his face, a sinister smile appeared on his knife-sharpened face.
"Boss, don't worry, she's dead, and her son is still there." He narrowed his eyes, "Thanks to that woman, her son is now hated by everyone, and his brain is not good. People who know Zulongxing hate him to death, but they still go to participate in some inexplicable activities every day, such as big stomach king competitions, game competitions, maybe because they think that others will change their views on him? Hahahaha... If I were him Father, I thought he was ashamed a long time ago and locked him in the palace!"
The pirates roared with laughter.
The pirate leader also smiled: "You are right, let her son pay off that woman's debt!"
He touched the ruby ring on his thick middle finger, and a smile that he must win:
"This time, our goal is the power source of [-] mechas at the Xingwang Summer Festival. If anyone dares to block the way, let them taste the power of this skeleton ship!"
To be able to say these words, the pirate leader certainly has the confidence.This Skull is currently the largest starship in the universe, and its deck alone can accommodate nearly 1 people.There are countless ammunition on the ship, once fired, it will be a steel meat grinder!
"Today, when the Storm Dragon has no successors, I want to see," he slowly stood up, his gaze fierce, "Who else on this planet can stop my giant!"
The author has something to say: Shine to Shen's eyes: Big Mac?What Big Mac?Give me a hundred first!
Next, the speed of life and death continues to code the word ing... Ah ha ha ha, anyway, today's day is [-] and today and tomorrow are [-] each, the result is the same, right?
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