I am drawing cards in Liaozhai

He buried half of his face on his knees, stared straight at the ground in front of him, struggled for a long time, and then whispered: "I...I like him a little bit."

After Wang Sheng almost gave up on himself and said this sentence, he was ready for Li Xiuyuan's eyes of incomprehension or even astonishment, but he didn't expect to hear the other party's voice for a long time.

I couldn't help raising my head with some anxiety, and found that Li Xiuyuan's face seemed to be struck by lightning, and his face was blank. It took him a long time to tremble, and he asked dumbfounded: "You, you, you, do you like it?" Who? Is that who I imagined?"

Wang Sheng was already extremely nervous and apprehensive, but he was almost amused by Li Xiuyuan's reaction.Seeing that others were even more shocked, he felt inexplicably relaxed, and simply admitted: "Yes, it is the person you imagined. I like Jiang Xun."

"Hiss..." Li Xiuyuan gasped, this time he was worried.

He and Wang Sheng squatted head to head, like two silly dogs.

After a while, Li Xiuyuan sighed and said: "Oh, you are too picky. If you like others, even if it is a concubine in the harem, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman and help you kidnap someone. But I really can't beat this one you like..."

"Why don't we try drugging?" Li Xiuyuan kept this difficult squatting movement and moved to his side.

Wang Sheng looked at Li Xiuyuan's sly eyebrows, and for some reason, his heart felt sour and warm, and his eyes gradually turned red.

Seeing that he was about to cry, Li Xiuyuan immediately panicked, and said repeatedly: "Prescribing medicine should be possible, I think it is quite feasible, or I will go back and ask my master?"

Wang Sheng didn't know why he wanted to laugh all of a sudden, but he probably looked very creepy while crying and laughing. Li Xiuyuan was so frightened by him that he immediately turned back to give Jiang Xun some aphrodisiac, but Wang Sheng stopped him from behind.

"Hahahahahaha, goodbye, goodbye! I just realized this in the past two days, and I was a little frightened by my own ambition and courage, and I can't get over it for the time being." The dark cloud that has been lingering in Wang Sheng's heart for many days does not know why After a while, he slapped Li Xiuyuan's shoulder with a smile, and asked hesitantly, "Don't you think I'm weird?"

Li Xiuyuan glanced at him with some surprise: "When will you not be surprised?"

Wang Sheng: ...Hands are itching again.

Li Xiuyuan also laughed when he saw his poor luck, and he said casually: "It's so strange to like men, look at your stupid appearance that has never seen the world. At most, you are better at picking people. There are so many men in the world. , although most of them are not as good as the two of us, but you can pick Jiang Xun at a glance, I think you are really brave enough."

"Hey, what are you thinking about so much? If you really like it so much, I will prescribe medicine for you. Once you post it, it will work immediately. I'm going to fight it!"

"Forget it, I'm really afraid that you will be beaten to death." Wang Sheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Li Xiuyuan saw that he had finally returned to normal, so he said to him seriously: "What I said earlier is half-truth, some you have heard, and some you have to take to heart. Anyway, you are no worse than Jiang Xun here. Go, although your aptitude is ordinary, you are lazy, and sometimes you are a little bit annoying..."

Wang Sheng was very moved at the beginning, who would have thought that the more he heard it, the more something was wrong.

He was so angry that he rushed over to cover Li Xiuyuan's mouth: "Are you trying to comfort me or run on me, you can shut up."

Li Xiuyuan struggled out laughing and said: "I'm not afraid of your depression, it's okay, don't think so much, love and love will only affect our speed of eliminating demons! Speaking of which, the Song family came to me again, no If you know what's going on, follow me to see it, just to help you divert your attention."

Wang Sheng was really curious, and considering that he could divert his attention, the two immediately hit it off and went directly to the Song family.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the gate of the Song Mansion, before they had time to go in, they saw the old housekeeper waiting outside the door with an anxious expression on his face.

His face was a little ugly, and when they saw Wang Sheng, they rushed up to greet him: "Two priests, please come inside. The master has been waiting for a long time."

This time, Master Song was the only one who greeted them. As for the weeping Mrs. Song last time, she disappeared.

Master Song was a middle-aged man with a serious face. After seeing them, for some reason, his face twitched in an extremely strange way, as if he was excited or embarrassed.

It took a while for him to seem to have finally adjusted his mentality, let out a long breath, and asked the old butler at the side to present a wooden box that looked very jeweled.

He rushed to send money at the beginning of the game, but Wang Sheng had a bad feeling in his heart.

They are actually not short of money now, so of course they won't be touched by it. Li Xiuyuan even pushed the wooden box back: "Master Song, if it's because of what happened last time, then I'm sorry I can't do anything."

Master Song's expression became even stiffer when he heard the words. He seemed to want to say something, but his face was full of hesitation, as if he couldn't speak.

He stared straight at the small piece of ground in front of him. It took him a long time before he sighed and said, "It's ashamed to say, I really don't know how to speak about this matter. I still need to ask the two of you to see it in person."

As soon as these words came out, Wang Sheng's curiosity was aroused.

Song Yefeng hadn't seen them so awkward when he didn't lift before, and judging from this, this irritable Young Master Song should have no worries about his life.

However, it is still necessary to see the real deity to make a conclusion.

When Wang Sheng saw Song Yefeng last time, he still had the energy to throw things and curse at others, but this time the two of them approached the door, but they still didn't even hear the slightest sound.

There was no one to serve in the room, and even the curtains beside the bed were tightly drawn down.

Wang Sheng and Li Xiuyuan looked at each other, both of them were suspicious.

Master Song followed closely beside him, his hands and feet trembled as he approached his son's bedside, so he lowered his voice and said, "Feng'er, Feng'er is yelling as soon as he wakes up now." Call, we really have no choice but to drink tranquilizing medicine for him, and he has fallen asleep now."

Lifting the curtain, Wang Sheng saw Song Yefeng lying on the bed with a pale face, tightly covered with a quilt.Although his complexion was not good, his breathing was steady and nothing unusual could be seen.

Xu Shi saw the confusion of the two of them. Master Song, who was following behind, took a step forward, took a deep breath, and slowly lifted the thick quilt with shaking hands, revealing Song Yefeng's complete body.

I saw that his upper body was still well dressed, but his lower body was not wearing any underwear, only a thin blanket was covering it.

Song Yefeng was lying with his legs spread apart, but strangely, judging from the slightly undulating arc under the thin blanket, he looked as if he had grown a third leg!

This time, before Master Song could make a move, Wang Sheng couldn't help stretching out two fingers, twisting the edge of the blanket and gently lifting it up.

"Hiss!" Wang Sheng couldn't help gasping.

I saw that the thing between Song Yefeng's legs was like a balloon, which was as big as one of his legs!

This scene was so surprising that even Li Xiuyuan couldn't help taking a half step back.

Master Song couldn't bear to see it even more, and turned his head away.

Wang Sheng closed his eyes to try to calm down, carefully put down the blanket, turned around and went out with hands and feet.Li Xiuyuan didn't want to stay for a second, and immediately pulled his legs out of the room when he saw this.

"Stay here, both of you." Master Song chased after him with a mournful face.

Li Xiuyuan closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead furiously: "Master Song, it's not that I don't want to help. But before, I couldn't cure you if you didn't raise your son. Today, this is even more unheard of."

Wang Sheng's mind was still full of pictures from just now, and his mood was so complicated that he could not describe it. He couldn't help but ask, "How did Mr. Ling become like this? What happened before?"

Master Song had a bitter face, and he looked like he was five years older.

It turned out that since they left last time, Mr. Song advocated seeking a doctor for treatment. After all, Song Yefeng was too overdrawn on weekdays, and sometimes he was useless all of a sudden.

But Mrs. Song didn't think so. She was always looking forward to holding a grandson every day, and often blamed her daughter-in-law for being a hen that doesn't lay eggs.Who would have thought that one day my precious son would suddenly die, and now I am in a hurry.

She didn't know who she believed before, but one day she suddenly found a sloppy-looking monk from nowhere, and showed it to Song Yefeng without telling Master Song.

The monk was carrying a stick with a gourd hanging on the top, and when he entered the Song Mansion to take a look, he directly declared that it could be cured.

After finishing speaking, he untied the corner of the monk's robe and took out a pill.The meatball was as big as a grain of sorghum, Song Yefeng had just swallowed it not long ago, but his head actually reacted, and there was a tendency to grow up.

Mrs. Song was overjoyed when she saw this and thanked her repeatedly. Song Yefeng was also dazzled by the sudden good news.

If things ended here, everyone would be happy.

But the problem is that Song Yefeng is not greedy enough.Seeing that the effect of the pill was so good, I felt itchy in my heart. Taking advantage of the monk's inattention, he secretly untied the monk's robe and swallowed the remaining two or three pills.

He was still very happy in his heart, just waiting for himself to survive the golden gun from now on, and to guard the ten daughters at night.

Who would have thought that within half a stick of incense, his bottom suddenly began to grow crazily!

Song Yefeng felt as if his skin was about to split in pain, his thighs were cramped, his neck shortened, his waist dropped, and his whole body was almost brought directly to the ground.

At the moment, I was extremely terrified in my heart, and I couldn't help screaming.

The monk came back to his senses and was extremely surprised when he saw his appearance. He immediately took out another ball and ate it for him, and then stopped growing.

But it was too late at that time, Song Yefeng's lower part had already grown like a third leg, and he couldn't even walk properly, so he could only move forward with a limp.

Seeing this, the monk was afraid of getting into trouble, so he left in a hurry.

Mrs. Song was going to take the generous gift she had prepared before and was ready to thank others, but who would have thought that her son would become like this after a wrong eye, and she couldn't accept it at the moment, and passed out directly.

After the Song family had been in chaos, they wanted to find the monk again.But people have been wandering around here occasionally, and they have no fixed place to live at all. If they are looking for it like a headless chicken, where can they find it.

In the end, Mr. Song thought about it and couldn't do anything, so he had to ask Li Xiuyuan and the others to see if there was any solution.

After listening to Li Xiuyuan, he could only sincerely reiterate that he was really just an ordinary Taoist priest who knew nothing about aphrodisiac and sterilization.

The author has something to say: This story comes from the medicine monk in Liaozhai.

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