Tianzun training game

Reporter: Welcome both of you to come here, let the small room flourish, resplendent, grateful, and cry bitterly...

He Li (interrupted with a cold expression): Get to the point.

Bai Mianmian (La Heli's sleeve): You have to be patient.

Reporter (serious face): Well, well, welcome to our "Thirty Questions about Compatibility" session today. Since you took the time to come, let's start now, shall we?

Bai Mianmian (laughs): All right. (Speaking, he pressed He Li's head and nodded.)

He Li pulled that hand away from his head, and held it in his palm.

Reporter: May I ask your two names?

Bai Mianmian (positive): My name is Bai Mianmian, and she is He Li, the congratulatory He, the inseparable Li.

Reporter: What are the genders of the two?

Bai Mianmian (taking a quick glance at the frowning He Li): Cough, this, is it obvious?

Reporter (pushing the pot): Who designed the script, let's move on to the next question.What is the relationship between the two?

He Li (positive color): A lifelong partner.

Bai Mianmian (curved lips): I am very lucky to have a fairy lover.

He Li (in strict accordance with Bai Mianmian's format): I am also very lucky to be with Venerable Tianwai's favorite little apprentice.

Reporter: Are you two satisfied with your current living conditions?

Bai Mianmian (nods): This Tiangong is pretty good. Nianyu and Qiming are also gods now, and Yuexian and Yinyue are also there. I can play with whoever I want, very good.

He Li (close eyes): The reason for your satisfaction has nothing to do with me?

Bai Mianmian (laughs): There are outsiders here, so please stop being jealous.

He Li: Then send her away. I just happen to have business to deal with.

Bai Mianmian (holding He Li's hand after receiving a look of distress from one side): Alright, I'm satisfied, because I can see you every day, be with you every day, huh?

He Li (Satisfied): Same as above.

Reporter: What flowers do you two like?

Bai Mianmian & He Li (in unison): peach blossom.

Reporter: What do you like to eat?

Bai Mianmian (poking his face, thinking about it seriously): Well, there are so many, crispy roast duck, deer antler cake, bean paste bun, sugar man, shortbread, sweet and sour pork loin, braised carp, too much, too much, I can't finish it for a while.

He Li (without thinking): Ganoderma lucidum soup.

Bai Mianmian (coughing earth-shatteringly, inner os): It's fine if you haven't seen the world before, but now thinking about the ganoderma soup, it's hard for He Li to eat it for so long.

Bai Mianmian (reaches out to touch He Li, laughs dryly): Cough, He Li, don't force yourself to say such things against your will.

He Li (shaking his head): No force, I like everything you do.

Bai Mianmian coughed even more shockingly, and He Li glanced at her reddish ears.

Reporter: Kekeke, what color do you two like the most?

He Li: White

Bai Mianmian (being stroked by He Li, finally calmed down): Light blue, oh yes, light yellow is also good.

Reporter (cautiously): The question is about your favorite.

He Li (two sharp eyes): Next question.

Reporter (given immediately): May I ask what your two names are for each other?

Bai Mianmian (blinks): Just, He Li, or Little Tiger.

He Li: Bai Mianmian, little rabbit.

Reporter (questioning): How do you want the other party to call you?

Bai Mianmian (eyeballs rolling): Anything is fine, there are no special requirements.

He Li (expression slightly moved): name, or master.

Bai Mianmian (turning her head in doubt): What kind of master, I am your master, but you are talking nonsense again.

He Li smiled lightly and remained silent.

Reporter: May I ask you two, do you still remember the scene when you first met? What were your thoughts at that time?

Bai Mianmian: Of course I remember. At that time, when I first saw her, I felt that she had a very strong aura, fierce and powerful.

He Li (glances at her, coughs): I thought she was annoying at the time.

Bai Mianmian (puckers her lips, finally couldn't help turning around and grabbing He Li's face): Who's annoying, who's annoying!

He Li (with a smile on his lips): I'm annoying.

Reporter: Are you tempted first?

Bai Mianmian (raises her mouth): It's me.

He Li (looks at her slightly surprised): It's me.

Bai Mianmian (unknown): When are you?

He Li: I recognized you long before taking shape.

Bai Mianmian (opening her mouth into an "O" shape): You are hiding too deeply.

He Li (smiling helplessly, inner os): When did she ever hide it?

Reporter: May I ask whether the two confessed first?

Bai Mianmian (answering quickly): This time it's me.

He Li nodded.

Bai Mianmian (after thinking about it): No, since you were tempted so early, why was I the first to confess?

He Li (can't help laughing): How do I know.

Bai Mianmian looked at He Li viciously.

He Li (with thought-provoking eyes): Do you want to...

Bai Mianmian (suddenly understands He Li's thoughts): I don't want to!

He Li smiled.

Reporter (clears throat, trying to maintain normal interview): May I ask how long you two want to be with each other?

He Li (resolute): Life after life.

Bai Mianmian (nodding): Together forever.

Reporter: Can you describe the other party in one word?

He Li: Perfect.

Bai Mianmian: Cold.

He Li (frowning slightly): Am I being cruel to you?

Bai Mianmian (laughing secretly at her almost aggrieved expression): I'm talking about you treating others.

He Li (strongly demanding): In other words, I am in your mind.

Bai Mianmian (laughs): Patron Saint.

He Li (only then did he smile and hold Bai Mianmian's hand tightly): I will only be your patron saint.

Bai Mianmian (taking her hand repeatedly): I will also be your patron saint.

Reporter: Do you like the other person's appearance?Where do you like most?

He Li: I like it very much, she is the prettiest, everywhere.

Bai Mianmian (blushing from being praised): Of course I like her eyes, I like her eyes the most, they are really divine, the kind of aura that comes out of the whole person all at once.

He Li (looking at her with a concentrated expression): Like this?

Bai Mianmian (can't help but turn red): Poor, almost.

Reporter: What are the advantages of the other party?

He Li: Kindness, bravery...

Bai Mianmian (interrupted suddenly): Huh, am I brave?

He Li (nodding): You used to be so afraid of the dark, you came out to look for me, and you went to the Heavenly Palace because of me, aren't you brave?

Bai Mianmian (a little happy to be praised): Oh.

He Li (continues): Sunshine, simplicity, soft waist...

Bai Mianmian (covering her mouth violently): Cough cough, I should say it.He Li really has a lot of advantages, uh... (suddenly stuck)

He Li (face stiffened): A lot?Too many to tell?

Bai Mianmian (scratching her head and laughing awkwardly): I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my mind is dull for a while.Well, He Li has so many advantages, I feel like a stick of incense might not be able to finish it all, for example...

Reporter (interrupted suddenly): The answer time for this question is almost up, let's move on to the next question.

He Li's eyes were slightly annoyed, and as soon as he raised his hand, he was about to use the fairy method to drive the light bulb out.

Bai Mianmian (pressing her hand quickly, whispering): Oh, okay, I'll go back and talk to you slowly.

He Li——was shunned instantly.

Reporter: What is the most touching thing the other party has done?What was it like at that time?

Bai Mianmian (tsk click): Well, there are really many.The time she rescued me in the water, the time she went back to the past to protect me from a thunderstorm, the time in the illusion, and many other times.Every time, I was so moved that I couldn't add more, and I didn't know what to repay.

He Li: Simple, promise with your body.

Bai Mianmian (looks at her, whispers): Isn't it already promised?

He Li (with a deep smile on her lips): She has also done a lot of things that moved me, too many to talk about, um... (Suddenly pause)

Bai Mianmian (fierce face): I can't finish my promise!

He Li (Zhan Yan): There are too many, let's just say it's the first time.She appeared in front of me despite the wind, rain, thunder and lightning. Although she was very weak, she wanted to protect me. I was immediately tempted.

Bai Mianmian (dissatisfied): Who is weak?

He Li——Recalling the wet little rabbit that was helplessly licking its fur back then, his eyes darkened slightly.

Reporter: What is the saddest thing the other party has done?How did you feel?

Bai Mianmian: If you ask, there is no.

He Li: Next question.

Reporter: What is the most surprising thing the other party has done?How did you feel?

Bai Mianmian (with a happy look on her face): She always appears by my side when I need it again and again, and I feel pleasantly surprised and happy.If I have to say the most surprising thing, it should be the time I made a promise to me in front of everyone.At that time, I was really surprised and excited.

He Li (with serious expression): What I said back then was from the bottom of my heart.

Bai Mianmian (looks at her, laughs): I know.It's time for you to answer the question.

He Li: She also likes me, I am very surprised.If it happens, agree to marry me.

Reporter: What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?

He Li: You don't need to give me a gift, as long as you are by my side.

Bai Mianmian: I like food, wine, picture albums and calligraphy.

He Li: Okay, but you can only drink wine with me.

Bai Mianmian (glances at her): I want to give the wine to Yuexian.

Reporter: Have you ever quarreled?How did you feel at that time?

Bai Mianmian & He Li (in unison): Skip.

Reporter (serious face): Is it harmonious in a certain way?

Bai Mianmian (looking at He Li blankly): What do you mean?

He Li (frowning): Harmony, next question.

Reporter (not reconciled): Will the other party make any special requests during the process?

Bai Mianmian (scratching her head, she suddenly understood what she was referring to): Yes, sometimes she asks me to call her Master, and I don't know why.

He Li (ears slightly hot, throat fluttering): Next question.

Reporter (bad intentions): Can you accept the saying "Even if the heart is not mine, the body must belong to me"?

Bai Mianmian (with a "sigh", spewing out a mouthful of water): It doesn't exist, He Li won't change his mind.

He Li (nodding): She won't either.

Reporter (Jie Jie laughs strangely): What if a friend stands at the door with a pillow in his arms and asks to spend the night together?

He Li: Throw her out.

Bai Mianmian: ...If it's Nian Yuyinyue, it's fine, but for other people, I'll consider it.

He Li (the corners of his lips twitch): No one can!

Bai Mianmian (smiling): Oh.

Reporter: Cough cough, can Mianmian explain why you said you became a god?

Bai Mianmian (with confidence, gesticulating): I watched her grow from such a big little tiger to what she is now. Hey, along the way, I taught her many principles of life and how to behave, and I also escorted her. , painstaking effort, of course I developed it.

He Li (nods): It's a waste of time.

Bai Mianmian (confused): What did you say?

He Li (serious): Said that you have worked hard and made great achievements.

Reporter: May I ask why He Li said that he has become a queen?

He Li (squinting eyes): From being ignorant at the beginning to being proficient in emotional matters, which step has nothing to do with me?My respected empress was cultivated by me step by step.

Bai Mianmian (with heat on his face, still nodding his head): That's true, but...

He Li (looking at her): But?

Bai Mianmian (eyes wide open): It would be even better if you could return the Yuexian album confiscated from me. I just read two pages last time.

He Li (with dark eyes): Are you sure you want to discuss this kind of topic here?

Bai Mianmian (senses the danger, laughs awkwardly): The weather is nice today.

Reporter (Looking at the peach blossoms blooming in Dongyuan Hall, showing a smile): Do you two think you can be happy forever?

He Li (with firm tone): Of course.

Bai Mianmian (bright smile): It must be no problem.

Reporter (can't help applauding for the two): Please say something to each other that best expresses your heart.

He Li (gently pulls Bai Mianmian's hands): wholeheartedly.

Bai Mianmian (smiling sweetly): Forever and ever.