Long-legged A wants to give birth to me

Gu Tangjing felt that it was almost done, pouted, but then climbed off the sofa very seriously, like countless little girls running towards their mother, Gu Tangjing rushed to Beishan Si, stretched out his chubby hands to hold her. Kitayama Si's little finger.

Kitayama Si, who has been transformed by this series of cute and heart-warming little moves, has not had time to be moved, and is not as soft as imagined.The ancient Tang mirror "holds" harder and harder.

It turned out that Beishan Sihui had the wrong intention. Gu Tangjing ran over to "break" her fingers, but his strength was not strong enough to make Beishan Si have the illusion.

Gu Tangjing gritted his teeth and pointed at the little girl to complain to Beishansi, "The stupid and ignorant brat ruined Ben Ou's chessboard!"

Stupid and ignorant brat?Is this what a six-year-old child said?Didn't she realize that she was a little kid too.Also, "this fight"?What the hell.

The man was dumbfounded by Gu Tangjing, why did the little girl look like this, "No, you still call other people little brats, you can't hit people even if you move your chessboard."

Bei Shansi was dizzy by Gu Tangjing's accusation. She didn't know Gu Tangjing yet, so she tried to reason with Gu Tangjing, "The little girl moved your chessboard, and you hit someone? You didn't just hit someone. You chessboard people."

Beishan thought: Since Tang Jing speaks in the tone of a young adult, he will definitely reason with himself.

Who knew that Gu Tangjing rolled his eyes impatiently, if there would be a sound when rolling his eyes, Bei Shansi could hear the crackling of firecrackers now.She said, "No! As I said, she is just a stupid and ignorant brat. I won't know her as well. I just think that man's mouth is too stinky. I want him to stay away from me!"

As soon as this remark came out, there was a burst of laughter around, and the man immediately blushed, and when a little girl said in public that his mouth stinks, he inevitably doubted himself, so he put his palms together and hurriedly checked whether he was breathing.

Bei Shansi only felt that one was the first and the other two were big: why is the child so rude?It's quite unreasonable, how does Xiao stammer usually teach her...

"But you're very rude, it's not right!" After repeatedly apologizing to the man and the little girl, Beishan Si directly exercised the "boss" right to exempt them from the bill, and then led Gu Tangjing back to her place to educate her.

A certain tall man quietly sat in the booth behind them and listened to the mother and daughter chatting.

Seeing Xiao Bei coming, Gu Tang Jing educated her, and said confidently: "I don't know."

Kitayama Si:...

Gu Tangjing's tough attitude and telling the truth left Bei Shansi speechless.For a moment, he forgot to ask her why she knew that she was her parent.

"Then.. Didn't your mother teach you? Be polite to your elders, and don't hit people casually... and also, don't bully friends who are weaker than you..."

As a mother, Beishan Sichu didn't know how to educate her children, and her language was so confusing that she wanted to pour all the moral values ​​she knew to Gu Tangjing.

"No, Xiao Cheng is stuttering. Aunt Gu and Aunt Xia won't let her talk to me, saying that it will lead me down."

Gu Tangjing remembered that Aunt Xia had complained many times in front of Xiao Cheng.The most frequently heard sentence is: Why didn't Gu Tangjing stutter, did she want to torture us with all the nonsense that your wife and wife have never said?

Strange, Aunt Xia hides away every time she sees her, why...

Bei Shansi was taken aback listening to Gu Tangjing's stuttering address, looked at Gu Tangjing slowly with his head like a rusty clock, and asked her, "You, who are you calling Xiaocheng?"

"Your wife." Gu Tangjing took it for granted, then patted the back of Bei Shansi's hand, "From now on, I will call you Xiao Bei... next time you see me quarreling with someone, you should hug me up, do you know?" , otherwise I will lose in momentum.”

...

Little...North!

Originally, according to the rules of the empire, it was fine for her to give birth to a child without calling herself "mother". Now Cheng Gexiao can't even get the title "mother".

Isn't this a loss... Most importantly, Xiao Cheng, what the hell is Xiao Bei?

Beishan Si waved her hands again and again, refusing Gu Tangjing to call herself like this, "No, you can't call me like that, and you can't call your mother like that." Beishan Si pulled Gu Tangjing's small sign language and said earnestly, "You call her" Mom "."

"Who is she?" Gu Tangjing raised his head, full of doubts.

"Your mother..." Beishan replied without thinking.Gu Tangjing immediately answered, "Your mother..."

"It's not my mother, it's your mother?"

"Your mother..."

Hiss.. No, why does this little guy keep imitating my words, seeing pranks on the phone?

"It's not my mother, Cheng Gexiao is your... mother"

Beishan Si patiently turned out a photo and showed it to Gu Tangjing, and corrected her again.Unexpectedly, there were still two words in response to her.

The ancient Tang mirror is mechanical - "You..Mom"

...

Beishan Si was stunned for a few seconds before realizing that this little bastard was scolding him!

Beishan was so angry that his heart trembled, and just about to attack, he heard Gu Tangjing say, "I told you, Xiao Cheng stuttered, no one taught me this, and you don't want me, why did you teach me as soon as you came back?" ..”

"I..."

Although Gu Tangjing was still expressionless, but the mother and daughter were connected, how could Beishan Si fail to hear the grievance in her daughter's tone, and became angry for a while.

It seemed that he really had no right to be angry with her.

"Then are you willing to let me teach you now?" Beishansi squatted in front of the little guy, looked into her eyes tenderly, and asked cautiously.

Without the filial piety of a loving mother and daughter as imagined, Bei Shansi knew that this natural science slipped through the net and couldn't spit out ivory.

I just heard her say, "Ben Ou doesn't need you to teach me, I'm hungry, go and see if Xiao Cheng has cooked for me..."

The not-too-long sentence petrified Beishan Si on the spot.

She didn't worry about what "Benbai" was anymore, maybe it meant something similar to "Benhuang", "Ms. Ben" and "Master Ben".

Does this tone completely regard herself and even Xiao Jieba as her servant?

Bei Shan Si sat on the sofa at the side furiously, raised Erlang's legs and looked at Gu Tang Jing, "You are my mother who was born in October! How dare you speak to me in such a tone!"

Gu Tangjing was knowledgeable, and tilted his head to correct Xiaobei's mistake, "First of all, I am a premature baby, born at seven months, and secondly, don't try to kidnap my heart of gratitude; I can change the tone, listen."

"Ben Ou doesn't need you to teach me, I'm hungry, go and see if Xiao Cheng has cooked for me..."

Gu Tangjing repeated what she just said just now, but this time, she used a lively and playful tone with a flawless smile.

...

Kitayama continued to shake his head, "No...right"

Gu Tangjing narrowed his eyes, with a dangerous light in his eyes, and said word by word: ""Wrong" means "wrong". Are you saying that I am wrong?"

It was very hard for Cheng Ge behind the deck to hold back her laughter. Gu Tangjing made her bald. It's time for Miss Bei to accept her torture.

Seeing that the little guy dared to threaten him with a tone of voice, Beishan Si looked at her amusedly, "What are you going to do? Can't you beat me up?"

Gu Tangjing breathed out through his nostrils, and his childish voice was loud, "Is that enough? How about it, tell me where I was wrong in that sentence just now? I can't refute it, so I agree to call Xiaocheng's mother."

"Don't go back on your word..."

Beishan Siting has a chance to win the dignity of being a parent, and his eyes shine.Gu Tangjing nodded in agreement.

When I was a child, my grandmother taught me to be both a teacher and a friend, but I didn't expect this trick to be used on my children.Thinking of this, Beishan thought about the little stammer, the air was filled with wisps of osmanthus, the fragrance looked around but she couldn't find her.

Gu Tangjing couldn't wait for Bei Shansi to be in a daze, and set up the chessboard by himself, "You should question what I said, "Ben Ou doesn't need you to teach me", if you can defeat me on the battlefield of Ben Ou, I will take back all the disrespect speech..."

Seeing the little guy declaring war on him in a serious manner, Bei Shansi couldn't help but want to weigh her a few catties.Then unload one side of the "cart", "horse" and "cannon".

It is an unspoken rule for the elders to play chess with the younger generation.

***

Fifteen minutes later, Cheng Gexiao came to the booth with two bowls of beef noodles, one big and one small.

Small side, double beef and fried egg.

The mother and daughter are struggling with the chess game. To be precise, only Beishan Si is scratching his head.

Careful, careless!

Underestimating the enemy, she let the little guy take the army within ten steps. In the next round, she didn't give up, but she was still killed without leaving any behind. Now there is only one lone horse left to resist.

She was undecided, and when she just made a move, she only heard Gu Tangjing say, "Where the move is, I can beat you within three moves..."

Bei Shansi was frightened by these words, so he quickly changed his mind, Gu Tangjing shook his head when he saw her hand moving, and said, "Two steps..."

!

At this moment, Cheng Gexiao arrived and successfully rescued Beishan Si, "Ah, lunch is here, didn't you just say you were hungry? Eat, eat..."

Gu Tang Jing was still staring at the chessboard.

"But..."

Beishan Si is about to play a rogue, losing to a six-year-old kid over and over again?No matter what face she has, she will hand over the chess game.

Cheng Ge smiled and quickly grabbed her hand, pursed his lips and shook his head.

【Don't do this, you will regret it..】

The tacit understanding made Beishan Si understand Cheng Gexiao's eyes, and withdrew his hand lazily, watching the little kid immersed in the joy of victory and unable to extricate himself, while lingering at the noodles in his bowl.

In this way, she had to accept titles like "Xiao Bei" and "Xiao Cheng" that had no parental dignity at all.

***

Cheng Gexiao originally thought that Beishan Si would come to Xiaoxixiang to find her, and would explain something to her, or coax her, but she didn't know that Miss Bei was always around the little emperor, eating with her, taking her to digest, and then serving her to sleep.

It's quick to get into character.

Why don't you come and coax me...

Cheng Gexiao finally waited until Beishan Si came to find him, but he didn't wait for any intimate hugs.

Ms. Bei was actually seriously analyzing with her how "divorced" families deal with children.