custom rival

Jiang Yan waited at the entrance of the alley for a long time before Xi Zhikong rushed out of the old building like a hot wheel on the soles of his feet.

He has no rules, the two school uniforms are always mixed and matched, and he always finds out that the clothes and pants he is wearing are not the same when he goes out.

Jiang Yan squinted at him, said nothing, patted a notebook in his hand on his chest, and said coldly: "Notes."

Xi Zhikong followed him flatteringly, insisting on sticking close to him, Jiang Yan endured and endured, knit his eyebrows together and kicked him fiercely: "Stay away from me!"

Xi Zhikong staggered and almost fell out of the narrow sidewalk. After standing still, he stretched out his hand to hook Jiang Yan's shoulder and raised his eyebrows at him.

"Jiang Yan, why do you always look down on me lately? We have known each other since we could breastfeed. Last time your mother brought you to my house, you peed your pants and wore my pants!"

The corner of Jiang Yan's mouth twitched, and he walked faster.

The two grew up together, just as Xi Zhikong said, Jiang Yan and him were "friendship" wearing a pair of pants.

Jiang Yan's family lives on the street, and Xi Zhikong's family lives at the end of the street. There is a vegetable market in the middle. Jiang's mother and Xi Zhikong's mother met when they were shopping for vegetables.

After all, the two of them were also "deadly" friends.

A robber snatched a bag and ran into the alley, bumping into two pregnant women in a row, causing both of them to give birth.

Jiang Yan was born at full term, while Xi Zhikong was born a month prematurely and became a younger brother.

Fate and Liangzi were formed almost at the same time. When they were young, the two had a fight over who should be the elder brother. When Jiang Ma pulled Jiang Yan away, Xi Zhikong looked at Jiang Yan with tears in his eyes. Reluctantly screamed and called brother.

Jiang Yan still had his teeth marks on his wrist. He stood up and clapped his hands before leaving. He won a fight but he didn't care about this cheap brother.

Ever since their mother gave birth on the same day, the two of them have been entangled.

Xi Zhikong always thought that Jiang Yan was as poor as him, and that he grew up eating cheap food on the same street, so he probably wasn't very rich.Until one day he saw a luxury car parked at the entrance of the alley, and heard an idiot who didn't know where he came from pointing at Jiang Yan and saying, look at that illegitimate child!

He didn't care whether Jiang Yan was an illegitimate child, he jumped up and kicked him, and beat him up neatly.

After the luxury car drove away, he pointed to the bruise at the corner of his mouth and asked Jiang Yan to treat him to a good meal, and he hugged this thigh ever since.It was only later that he found out that Jiang Yan's parents were just divorced, not like the rumors in the streets, his mother only kept canaries in captivity.

Xi Zhikong walked dishonestly, looked left and right, and talked non-stop like a firecracker was tied to his mouth.Jiang Yan was too lazy to listen to his twittering, so she simply put on her earphones.

Xi Zhikong knows every stall in the alley, and every stall knows this pair of good brothers who are "so good to wear crotch pants".

"Ah, auntie! Business is going well!" Passing by the cake stall, Xi Zhikong patted ten yuan on the counter and took two big cakes, handed one to Jiang Yan, and ate the other by himself.

Jiang Yan glanced at him again, moved his lips and returned the cake to him.

Xi Zhikong raised his voice and asked him, "Why don't you eat?"

"I've eaten it, eat it yourself," he said.

Xi Zhikong looked at the time again in disbelief, "Isn't it Jiang Yan, you wait for me at seven o'clock, just, just eat?!"

Jiang Yan tightened his schoolbag belt, stopped and stood where he was, and said to Xi Zhikong as if solemnly swearing: "Xi Zhikong, I will wait for you for 5 minutes tomorrow, and I don't want to wait for a minute longer. I will lose my notes in the future." , homework is gone.”

Xi Zhikong was shocked, he choked on a mouthful of cake and choked for a while.

He felt that he was about to be killed by a piece of cake, so Jiang Yan took out the water bottle in the schoolbag and handed it to him.

"Why don't you choke to death?"

"Are you willing to let me choke to death?" Feeling that the esophagus became unobstructed, Xi Zhikong said with a smile: "We are a lifelong friendship."

the next day.

Jiang Yan waited at the entrance of the alley for an empty seat, and when there were more than 5 seconds left before the [-]-minute time limit, "Hot Wheels" finally appeared.

Jiang Yan asked him on the way: "Aren't you reluctant to arrive 5 minutes early?"

Xi Zhikong bought a corn cob to chew on today, and he also bought one for Jiang Yan, who only broke half of it.

After taking a few mouthfuls of Xi Zhikong, he said, "I'll be the closest. I have something to do. I sleep late at night. Please understand me."

Jiang Yan didn't know what else Xi Zhikong could do besides staying up all night playing games, he sneered, and took two quick steps to get rid of the corn-mouthed man.

Wenhe High School is the best high school in their district. Jiang Yan made a mistake in the math test during the senior high school entrance examination. The city's key high school got a discount and became the best high school in the district.Coincidentally, by mistake, Xi Zhikong performed exceptionally well in the high school entrance examination and was admitted to Wenhe High School.

One of them is the study committee member who is the best in everything in the class, and the other is an ordinary player in the class who can't do anything except Chinese.Xi Zhikong's mother is a highly educated Chinese major student. Xi Zhikong himself has learned good calligraphy and literary talent since he was a child.

Every time the teacher asked him if he could allocate some of his talent in Chinese to study other subjects, he would show embarrassment and express that the conditions did not allow it.

He didn't do his math homework that day, and was called to the office by the teacher. Jiang Yan followed behind him and the math teacher with a pile of homework.

The teacher reprimanded Xi Zhikong by pointing at the blanks in his homework, and the classic lines reappeared.

"Tell me! What did you do! Can you give me some of the time you spent learning Chinese?!"

Xi Zhikong blinked his big eyes innocently, "Teacher, I don't need to learn Chinese!"

The math teacher was so angry that he raised his hand and was about to hit someone. Jiang Yan, who had been silent for a long time, finally said, "Teacher, I put the homework here."

"Well, let's go out."

Jiang Yan then turned and left the classroom office.

After Xi Zhikong finished his homework and opened the door from the office, the sun in the sky was only a little bit brighter.

He looked at Jiang Yan who was waiting for him against the wall, Jiang Yan looked at him, and then was dragged back to the classroom by his collar.

Xi Zhikong thought that Jiang Yan was about to burst out with a sense of responsibility, so he scolded him. Who knew that the man just took out a tutorial book from his school bag and slapped it on the table, speaking in a familiar and indifferent voice: "Read this book before the monthly exam." When you get to the second unit, you have to look carefully."

"Hey, it's useless whether I don't see it! I can't pass the heavy test, so I can take the test as I like, and I can just pass it." Xi Zhikong and Jiang Yan sat face to face, and took a packet of spicy sticks from their schoolbags and opened them.

After a while, Jiang Yan asked him, "How do you know you won't pass the exam?"

Two days later, the math class issued the weekly test paper, Jiang Yan 147, the answer was perfect, the only point deducted was that two steps were omitted, the math teacher didn't know how to praise it.And under Jiang Yan's test paper is Xi Zhikong's, and now the math teacher can play.

His glasses sit on his nose like a decoration.

After sweeping around the stage, he pushed the "furniture" up, cleared his throat and called Xi Zhikong's name.

"Teacher, I'm here!" As if he couldn't see how troubled his face was, Xi Zhikong ran up excitedly with a reckless tone.

The students were all laughing, even Jiang Yan couldn't help laughing after the math teacher said the first sentence.

The math teacher said: "Xi Zhikong played steadily again this time, and got a fraction of Jiang Yan's test."

Xi Zhikong was not angry at all, nor did he feel embarrassed, he just felt sorry for Jiang Yan, because the class teacher asked Jiang Yan to go home to make up for himself, but he still looked like this.

When he glanced at Jiang Yan's face, the man couldn't help laughing, and the guilt in his heart disappeared without a trace.

"Student Xi Zhikong, I have been teaching for so many years and I have never seen anyone who avoids all the correct options and chooses the wrong answer without hesitation. You are the first one."

The students continued to laugh, and Xi Zhikong almost accepted the compliment.

The math teacher said again: "Is 47 your secret key to life or a lucky number? You take 47 for the 120-point question, 47 for the 150-point question, and 47 for the 47-point question. Did you match [-]? Can't you come with me?"

Xi Zhikong frowned and picked up his test paper, held it in his hand and looked at it with disgust, "Teacher, don't be angry, I will copy it ten times when I go back!" Jiang Yan turned the pen in his hand and stared at Xi. After a while, when he came down with the test paper, he grabbed the paper in his hand and spread it on the table to read carefully.

Later, when the teacher was explaining the test paper, Xi Zhikong fell asleep, ate a piece of chalk and woke up for 5 minutes, and lay down on the table again the moment the get out of class bell rang.

After school in the afternoon, Zhikong copied his schoolbag and ran outside, turning his head and shouting to Jiang Yan, "Wait for me at the school gate!"

Jiang Yan's school uniform was draped over his shoulders, and he followed out of the classroom door.

The setting sun was sinking, Jiang Yan watched from a distance as Xi Zhikong passed through the small alley next to the canteen on the playground, paused, and followed quietly after hesitating for two seconds.

He walked slowly and calmly. There was no exit to this alley, and at the end was the dormitory for the school cafeteria staff. He came here once when he and the teacher were grabbing seats.He bent one leg and leaned against the wall behind him, watching a few girls talking and also sneaking into the alley.

What is Xi Zhikong doing these days?

Jiang Yan couldn't help being curious, turned around and took a look inside.

"This is yours. Let me take a look at this... This is yours. Please check the [-]-character sedan." Jiang Yan couldn't understand what Xi Zhikong was saying, and he frowned and leaned forward. went back.

And Xi Zhikong was handing over the USB flash drive with one hand and counting the money with the other, handing over the "giant system" that he had stayed up late these days to a few girls with a smile on his face.Several girls took the OTG adapter and inserted the USB flash drive into the mobile phone for "inspection". Within a few minutes, they all covered their mouths and burst into suppressed screams.

"Oh my god! You, junior! You, you, you!"

"Don't be surprised, this is not my full strength. If you like it, come back next time and give me a good review, dear!" After counting the last ten yuan, Xi Zhikong put it in his pocket contentedly, "If you have students who need it, please contact me."

"Okay, okay! Do you want to pick up some more? Woohoo, I don't think it's enough!" The girl with a single ponytail and glasses flipped through the txt file on her phone, and then went back to the first page.

Xi Zhikong cleared his throat and said, "Yes, but the price..."

"It's easy! It's easy, then I'll go back to QQ and ask you to place an order!" The girl was also straightforward, put her mobile phone into her schoolbag and left the alley with her little sister.

After Xi Zhikong finished his calculations and came out, Jiang Yan leaned against the wall and asked coldly, "Xi Zhikong, what are you doing?"

Originally, Xi Zhikong was taken aback by his sudden utterance, but now seeing his unsightly expression, he couldn't even speak.

After staring at Jiang Yan for a while, he hesitated and said, "I...I didn't do anything..."

Jiang Yan naturally didn't believe it, he looked the person in front of him up and down, looked at his bulging purse and pointed: "What is that?"

Xi Zhikong immediately took a few steps back, clutching his purse, and said vigilantly, "It's nothing."

"It's nothing that you are so guilty?" Jiang Yan raised an eyebrow.

When Xi Zhikong was silent, Jiang Yan turned and left.

He walked fast, and when he reached the school gate, he looked back and saw that the man was drooping his head and was expressionless, so he stopped at the same place and waited for him.

"Are you going?"

Xi Zhikong trotted two steps and followed.