The solemn and serious history of cannon fodder struggle

"Boom boom boom~~"

"Your courier has arrived."

"What..." Gu Lishang opened his eyes wearily, wiped the drool from the corners of his mouth with his cuffs, rubbed his forehead and stood there for ten seconds before turning over from the bed.

His robot butler has arrived!

He scratched his hair, had dark circles under his eyes, was dressed in blue pajamas, and walked to the door in slippers.

"Open the door."

Both sides of the thin metal door closed without making a sound.The metal cabinet at the door was two meters long, and two black rabbits stood on one side. Gu Lishang said to them, "Move in."

The black rabbit hospitablely lifted the metal cabinet and moved it into the house.The whole room is very large, surrounded by simulated blue sky and white clouds, just like living in the sky.The cold metal floor, the white sheets that divide the layout of the room, radiate warmth under the bright light.

After putting down the cabinet, two black rabbits stretched out their fat black palms.

Gu Lishang wowed, "Do you need money?"

A smart smiley face appears.

Gu Lishang stretched out his hand and patted their palms, and there were two ding dings, and the two black rabbits bent down, turned and left.The door is closed.Gu Lishang pressed the button on the metal cabinet, and the front of the metal cabinet was retracted to the two sides, revealing the same rectangular pink wrapping paper, tied perfectly with a yellow bow.

"By the way, that thing..." Gu Lishang suddenly showed a particularly lewd smile on his face, and hurried to the bedroom.

……

When the light came in from the outside, Little A opened his eyes, his light blue inorganic eyes staring forward.A guy with messy hair and heavy eye circles tore off the wrapping paper on his own. When Xiao A was wondering who this guy was, he suddenly squatted down and tore off the white cloth around his waist.

"..." What is he doing?

Suddenly found that this guy looks familiar.

Little A stretched out his hand, the guy buried his head, although his long hair was messy, but it could be seen that it was soft at first, and he let out a hey hey laugh, which made people want to beat him up, and he was about to throw an object in his hand He gets down.

"Hello." Like the sound of jade and stones colliding, and the sound of beads falling on a jade plate, Xiao A grabbed his hair and forced the other party to look up. "Very well, it's you."

That dead ladyboy.

Forehead?Gu Lishang hasn't reacted yet.Confused looking at him.

There was a bright smile on Xiao A's handsome face, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, a pool of spring water softened people's hearts, all the light was concentrated on his face, Gu Lishang's heart beat wildly, his face flushed red, and he was dizzy Huhu looked at him.

"Dead ladyboy!" Little A's smile faded away, his face turned cold, and he punched the opponent's eyes.

"Oh——" Gu Lishang fell to the ground, "It hurts, it hurts..."

Little A stepped on the cold ground with his long legs.Gu Lishang got up from the ground and backed away, rubbing his eyes with a puzzled look on his face.

His long hair was disheveled, scattered behind him, his snow-white skin, his eye circles were a bit dark, but his eyes were very clear. He looked at this side with a look of surprise on his delicate face, "You—"

The neutral face showed a trace of grievance and weakness. The more he looked at that face, the more angry Little A stepped over. The other party's face was pale, and he raised his hand to block the front and retreat.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's easy to discuss if you have something to say—"

Little A, who was approaching quickly, punched him in the right eye, and said angrily, "Damn it!"

Damn, my heroine is gone, and I can't fulfill my senior's wish in this world!

I feel sad for him, okay?

"Why did you hit me—just because I look like a mother doesn't mean I should be beaten—" Gu Lishang covered his right eye and stepped back against the metal wall. Behind him was an imitated blue sky with white clouds floating, and his face was full of anger staring at the crazy robot.

Little A stretched out his hand and pressed against the metal wall, lowered his head and sneered. Gu Lishang looked at his smile and had a dark feeling. Sure enough, he saw something moving below him, and severe pain spread from the indescribable place.

"Ah—my baby——" Gu Lishang slipped to his knees with his hands covered, his black hair slid down from his shoulders and covered his cheeks, his face was contorted and painful.

Rubbing it impatiently, "Don't break it, my baby!"

"Huh, shemale, sissy, fake girl, I thought it was a girl." Little A retracted his knees, turned around smartly, and walked towards the metal cabinet. He adapted to his body in the metal cabinet, and found out that every robot butler has control panel.

Then control with the master.

Want to control him?Think beautifully!He has to get it.

"Kang Dang~Dang~" I kicked something, and something that looked like a certain organ rolled away on the ground.

It seemed that a dead ladyboy was holding it in her hand and leaned under me——

Um?What did he want to do before?

Little A stiffened his head and lowered his head, seeing his smooth underside, it was like a bolt from the blue!

What?Why didn't I? !

The extremely shocked emotions suddenly rose, and the thoughts were confused, which caused the simulated emotion card in the robot's brain to fail to recognize it.

【warn!warn!warn! The CPU logic operation unit has a fault, do you want to implement a forced shutdown immediately, yes\no? 】

Your mother eggs!

"——————" A voice came out of the body, and Xiao A looked back at the boy who had just raised his head.

Tears welled up in his eyes, "You actually kicked my baby..." He looked aggrieved.

【Yes. 】

After waking up, it will definitely be thrown away.

That's fine, I'm going to find the heroine——

No, I have to put what I should have on this body first!

The screen was black in front of his eyes, his mind was plunged into darkness, and Xiao A lost his will.

"Hi?"

After a while, the robot didn't move. Gu Lishang boldly moved over with his legs between his legs.The eyes are closed tightly on the handsome face, and the gray-blue eyelashes are straight and drooping to cover a shadow.

"Yo?"

Stretch out your finger and poke it, the skin is very elastic and cold.Gu Lishang looked up to see that the robot was still not moving.

"Oh ha, ha ha, can't you move? Ha ha, let you be arrogant!"

Gu Lishang knocked on the robot butler's head, then immediately jumped away.

There was no movement.

A relaxed look appeared on his face.

"But it's amazing. Is this really a robot? Or did Wan Sen send the wrong attribute?" Thinking of the previous scene, Gu Lishang still had lingering fears. He reacted like a human, or had that attribute in the first place.

Anyway, it's not the Sunshine property of the Gu family!Those dead rabbits from Wansen Company dare to ask me for a tip.

"Could it be broken..." Gu Lishang, who suddenly thought of another possibility, immediately became nervous.

It's still pretty expensive.

Hey... first call Wansen Company and ask for a replacement.Looking at the cold face of the robot, Gu Lishang felt sad, maybe he should ask Wansen Company for mental damages?

And personal injury compensation!

This kind of thought dissipated without a trace after seeing the thing that should be coded.Gu Lishang looked hesitantly at the intelligent robot with its eyes closed.

All robots do not have such organs, which is stipulated by law.But I have recently transformed from drawing funny comics to pornographic and romantic comics, and now the clear water pornography and romantic comics can no longer attract the public to watch, and I am deciding to draw serious ones... Or, I will put it on for him to see ?

He's still in his infancy in the porno scene.

Mannequins...haha...

I don't know if it's a crime or not...

After considering a lot, in the end, he still couldn't resist the desire in his heart to become a caricaturist of sex, love, and mouth. Besides, Gu Lishang has a good impression of the appearance of this intelligent robot.

What a beautiful smile.Thinking of him being recycled or used by others, Gu Lishang actually felt a little disgusted.

With a weird expression on his face, he shook his head helplessly.

Just a robot.

Check it out first, is it broken?Gu Lishang found the instruction manual and control panel from the metal cabinet. After a while of operation, the self-repair cooling shutdown status was displayed on it.

Slightly relieved.

Well, that's it, I'm too lazy to change it, just use it first.

after an hour.

A person wearing a metal mask squatted on the ground, holding something to connect it, sparks splashed, and the homemade oxygen welding tool was handy.

"Zizzi-Zizzi-"

The strong light flickered, and the standing robot was expressionless, with shoulder-length gray-blue long hair hanging down, and the strong light was divided into shadows of different severity by the sharp-edged face.

The imitated sky and clouds rolling on the metal are very beautiful.