Naruto if so

When Naruto woke up, he found himself lying on the floor of the hotel. He instantly thought of the lecherous sages who were still fighting Orochimaru before he passed out. He immediately grabbed the clothes next to him and hurried downstairs.

When passing by the hall, he slammed on the brakes and stared wide-eyed: "A lecherous fairy? And a fierce woman?"

Seeing Naruto Jirai was also in a good mood, Tsunade successfully overcame her phobia, and walked out of the hurdle that had always been in her heart, so he was very happy, he waved: "Yo, Naruto, wake up La?"

Jing Yin smiled and said, "Naruto, did you sleep well?"

Naruto came over suspiciously, "Why are you here? Have Orochimaru been defeated?"

"Ah, that guy has escaped," Jiraiya held his chin, "That guy's escape methods are really varied, no matter what, the matter of this trip is settled, and Tsunade will return to the village with us. "

Naruto's eyes widened: "That's it, it's solved? I haven't done anything yet," he held his head, completely useless for him.

"But is it really okay for this woman to be so irritable and return to Konoha?" Naruto saw Tsunade holding his arms and twisting his neck with disdain,

Tsunade kept his smiling face, his eyebrows twitched: "What did you say?"

Naruto snorted and said, "Isn't it? With such a bad temper, ugly looks, and loves to gamble, how can such a person be a medical ninja? I am worried that if she returns to Konoha, will she kill Konoha?" I’m betting all the hospitals here, can she really do medical ninjutsu? Ask her to make sure..." In his heart, medical ninjas should be as gentle as Sister Lin.

"Hey!" Tsunade couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed Naruto by the collar, "Let's go, let's go outside to duel!"

Naruto: "A duel is a duel, who is afraid of whom?"

Jiraiya and Jingyin looked at each other, Jingyin hugged Tutu with a helpless expression on his face, "Master Ziraiya, are you really all right?"

Jiraiya also showed a smile: "Don't worry, nothing will happen." He knew it when he saw Tsunade's eyes.

Naruto rushed straight up, Tsunade turned around and pointed his index finger at Naruto,

Got it!

Naruto thought of her terrifying strength, and quickly closed his eyes, but what landed on him was not a critical blow, but...

Naruto opened his eyes, and saw the woman imprint a light kiss on his face, she smiled, with good wishes in her eyes: "Come on, Hokage of the future!"

On the way,

Jiraiya turned around, "Hurry up, Naruto, why are you so slow?"

Naruto touched his forehead, then let go, and laughed, seeing that fierce woman is also a gentle person.Then he chased after him with a smile, and said loudly: "I know." He chased after him, seeing Jiraiya and Tsunade's familiar appearance, he always felt that something was wrong, then he clenched his right fist and patted the palm of his left hand, "I know what's wrong gone."

Jiraiya and Tsunade turned their heads, looked at Naruto, and Jiraiya asked, "What's wrong?"

Naruto's eyes brightened, "I always felt that something was wrong, and now I finally know."

Tsunade said with a trace of curiosity: "Oh, what's wrong?"

Naruto said eloquently: "I always thought that you, a fierce woman, are very young. After all, you look really young, no different from my mother..."

Tsunade smiled.

"But, you, the lecherous sage and that Orochimaru are all one of the Sannin, which means that you are from the same period as them, that is to say..." Naruto pointed at Tsunade and said, "Actually, you are an old woman Ah, Granny Tsunade!"

Tsunade's smile froze: "..."

Jiraiya and Shizune hold their breath at the same time,

Naruto was still saying: "I didn't expect to be so old when I looked young? I really didn't see it. Could it be a monster? It must be very old..."

old woman?old?Older?

Tsunade's entire face twitched, and crosses appeared one by one on his face,

"Let me just say, it's impossible for someone as powerful as a lecherous fairy to be so young..."

"Boom!" Naruto was kicked flying.

Tsunade walked up, "What are you talking about, I didn't hear clearly~"

Then...

Jiraiya and Shiuteu couldn't bear to look directly at them.

After half an hour...

Naruto's face was bruised and swollen, and he said angrily, "You're not gentle at all!" He kissed him before, and he thought she was also a gentle person in her heart.

Tsunade felt refreshed after beating Naruto. She smiled and said, "I never said I was a gentle person. Let's go!"

Watching Tsunade leave, Zilai also came to Naruto's side, thankfully said: "Naruto, how dare you say that she used to beat me violently, tsk tsk, it's good to have you."

Naruto hummed: "Lust, you useless master!"

Ji Lai also waved his hands and said indifferently: "Oh, men sometimes have to learn to give way to women, this is the real man."

Naruto: "Hmph!"

hot spring hotel,

Because it is a mixed hot spring, Jirai also went to the hot spring early,

On the other side, Naruto looked curiously at the box in Shizune's hand, "Hey, Shizune, what is that?"

Shi Jing moved the box back awkwardly, "Nothing,"

Naruto tilted his head, "Then why are you carrying it all day long?"

Jing Yin scratched her face and smiled awkwardly, "That's right, there's just something inside, ahahaha."

"So that's the case," Naruto nodded, and then said, "Then I'm going out."

Then Naruto met two people outside, they came to ask Tsunade for money, and Tsunade borrowed a lot of money from their boss, so Naruto helped them steal Tsunade's box, they thought there was money in it .

Of course, I finally found out that Tsunade had already paid off the money. The reason why I was so careful in the box was because there were all IOUs owed by Tsunade in the box. Shizune didn't want everyone to know that Tsunade owed so much money, so I didn't want to show them .

Naruto nodded: "That's it."

Jilai also stroked his chin and said, "Hey, Naruto, did you take the wrong box, this box is yours."

Naruto took a look, "It's really mine, I forgot that I still need such a box." He scratched his head and laughed, "At that time, I must have picked the wrong one out of anxiety, hahaha."

Jing Yin asked curiously: "Naruto, I haven't asked you what is the box you've been carrying all this time?"

"This," Naruto looked at the box and opened it casually, "No, it's just some money."

Instantly Tsunade and Shizune saw it, and their eyes turned into money symbols.

Tsunade: "A lot of money..."

Jing Yin swallowed her saliva and asked: "Naruto, how do you get so much money..." With so much money,

Jilai also smiled and said: "Oh, when it comes to Tsunade, you have to learn from Naruto, tsk tsk, his gambling luck..."

Tsunade's eyes widened: "They all won?"

Naruto nodded, "It's just an uncle who insisted on betting with me, and then he won."

Shizune looked in shock: "Okay, that's amazing," Tsunade-sama has never won so much money before,

Tsunade tried his best to keep a reserved look, and asked dryly, "Have you never lost once?"

Naruto scratched his head, "I don't remember ever losing, I don't think so, that uncle is too stupid, he guesses wrong every time, hahaha."

Jing Yin was amazed, you know, she followed Master Tsunade in the casino for many years, Master Tsunade has always lost, and was also called the "Legendary Big Fat Sheep", a person who can always win and never lose in the casino She has only heard of the man named 'Luck Gambling King', and it is said that no one has seen his true face.

Naruto, it's quite powerful, Shizune thought.

Tsunade couldn't control his little hands, he wanted to touch two,

Naruto asked, "Grandma Tsunade, have you paid back the money yet?"

Tsunade didn't know what he was talking about, she only had money in her eyes, "It seems like," it seems to be taken away, she has never had money before,

Muting covered his face, it was over.

Naruto said: "Anyway, I won it, so give it to Granny Tsunade, and pay off all the money owed."

Tsunade reacted instantly: "Really?"

"That's right, it's not mine in the first place, the money won doesn't matter." Naruto smiled, since he had enough to spend anyway,

In an instant, the eyes of Tsunade, Shizune Tofu, and Jiraiya lit up,

Tsunade: "It's all mine,"

Mute: "Master Tsunade,"

Jiraiya: "See you and have a share!"

Tsunade: "You still want to steal money from my old lady?"

Naruto:"???"