Naruto if so

One day when Naruto came home, he passed by the women's bathroom, and saw a strangely dressed man with white hair leaning on the bamboo fence, his buttocks twisting and turning.

Curious Naruto asked, "What are you doing?"

The man turned his head, wearing a forehead protector on his forehead, but he didn't recognize the characters on it, and it wasn't the forehead protector he often saw ninjas wear in Konoha, and there were a pair of red marks under his eyes.

He was slightly taken aback when he saw Naruto, and then he quickly held his chin and said, "I'm collecting materials, you are still a little kid, you don't understand anything."

Naruto was even more curious, "What material? What material?"

He waved his hand impatiently, "What are you doing asking so many questions? Go, go, go."

"Dad said, just ask if you don't understand," Naruto looked at him persistently.

"Your father is the one who asks the most questions," he stared at Naruto, "Go, go, don't disturb me to get information."

Naruto: "Can't you just tell me what material I'm using?"

"You little kid the size of a three-inch bean, I tell you that you don't know," and then he twisted and twisted on the bamboo fence again,

At this time, a woman with a basin came out, and when she saw it, she yelled in horror: "Someone is peeping!!"

Naruto saw him turn his head back, and then ran away quickly. A group of people behind him were chasing him. Naruto rubbed his head blankly, "What is this person doing?"

After returning home, Naruto saw a lot of prepared dishes on the table. He looked at the dishes and swallowed, "Dad, Mom, why are you cooking so many dishes today?"

Minato said with a smile, "Today, someone very important to Mom and Dad is coming, Naruto must remember to be polite."

"Ok."

There was a knock on the door at night, Minato went to open the door, and Kushina took the opportunity to say to Naruto, "Naruto, we must be polite and smile when we meet people."

the door opened,

Jilai also stood outside, "Minato, long time no see."

"Ah, peeping!" Naruto shouted immediately,

"Yo, we meet again." Jiraiya's outstretched hand froze in the air, and he looked slowly,

Naruto sensed something was wrong, turned his head,

I saw Kushina clenched his fists, his whole body was glowing red, his red hair was flying behind him, his eyes were like light bulbs,

"Si, come, also, old, teacher, you, all, teach, have, ming, people, what, what?"

Ji Lai also quickly waved his hands, sweat dripping down, "No, no, listen to me Kushina"

"boom!"

Ji Lai was also punched flying,

Watergate:""

Naruto: "Mom, be polite and smile

"I'm sorry." Kushina smiled gently.

Ji Lai also rubbed his cheeks, "He saw it when I was collecting materials, and I didn't teach him anything, really."

"Mr. Jiraiya, you can finish your research." Kushina broke the chopsticks with one hand. No girl wants someone to peek at her while she is taking a shower.

"Mr. Jiraiya, restrain yourself in Konoha." Minato smiled helplessly.

"Really, Jiraiya-sensei, you have shown the three forbidden ninjas to the fullest." Kushina raised his forehead, thanking God that Minato can become what it is today.

"Mom, what are the three forbidden ninjas?" Naruto asked curiously.

Kushina replied, "It's just wine, money, and women."

"Why are these the three prohibitions of ninjas?" Naruto asked.

Ji Lai also muttered, "These are all good things, why should they be banned?"

Jiu Xinnai stared: "Mr. Jiraiya!"

Zilai also immediately stopped talking,

Kushina and Naruto said, "Because these will make ninjas addicted to it and lose themselves. Look at him, it is because of touching them that they become like this. We Naruto must not learn from him."

"Kushinna, don't do this," Ji Lai also cried,

Minato smiled helplessly,

Naruto nodded half-knowingly, "So if you touch it, you will be despised like him?"

It was a blow to the heart.

Jilai also felt that a hole had been pierced in his heart, he stared at Naruto, "You boy, it's a shame that I hugged you before, you actually treat me like this."

After hearing this, Naruto was puzzled, "Have you ever hugged me? When? Why don't I remember?"

Minato explained, "Naruto was one year old at that time, so naturally I don't remember it." The time Mr. Jiraiya went back to Konoha was almost less and less, and he came back once or twice in the past few years.

Zilai also folded his arms, and hummed: "At that time I took you to play, you liked me so much, you insisted on lying on my back, and I took you to sit on the big cock Jumping down the mountain, you laughed so happily."

Naruto: "Really?"

"You still say," Kushina glared at him angrily, "Mr. Jiraiya, you almost threw Naruto off before."

Ji Lai also felt aggrieved instantly, "Didn't I catch it?"

Kushina stared over,

Minato continued to smile helplessly, one was a teacher and the other was his wife.

"By the way, why didn't you see Kakashi and the three of them?" Jiraiya asked,

"I know, I know," Naruto raised his hand, "Brother Kakashi and the others went on a mission,"

"It's quite clear what you know." Zilai also said with a smile,

Naruto clapped his cheeks and smiled, "Brother Kakashi and the others bought me food when they left."

"Oh, you're still a little glutton." Ji Lai also teased,

"It's not greedy, Naruto only eats so much," Naruto gestured with his fingers.

"Teacher Jiraiya, eat quickly, or it will be cold." Minato said,

"Oh, this dish was made by Kushina when I ate it, it tastes really good." Zilai also narrowed his eyes,

"That's what Minato did."

"It tastes good, this must be made by Kushina, it's so delicious."

"uh-huh."

"Naruto, eating green vegetables is good for your health,"

"Eat again, I ate yesterday,"

"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today."

"Why do we have to eat green vegetables every day"

On the roof not far away,

There was a smile under Uzumaki Naruto's mask, and it was great to see them get together to talk, laugh and have dinner like this.

Jilai also stayed for a few days and then left.

Minato specifically asked him at the time, "Aren't you going to see the third generation?"

Ji Lai was also silent for a while and said, "Forget it, the old man will probably be angry when he sees me, and I have already seen it secretly, let's go."

Minato watched him leave, and when Zirai also left, Minato turned around and said, "Master Three Generations."

The third generation came out with a pipe in his mouth, he watched the voice coming and going away, his eyes filled with nostalgia, "Among the three people, he was the least talented, but he was also the one with the most will to fire. "Tsunate was the same as Jiraiya back then, but after Tsunade lost his dearest people one after another, he closed himself off.

"If Jiraiya-sensei had been in the village, the Fourth Hokage would have been him." Minato lamented,

Sandai shook his head, "No, he wouldn't want to be Hokage, I understand him."

Then the three generations left slowly,

When people are old, they don't have any requirements, as long as they wish everyone well.