[Comprehensive] On how I got lost

The moment Long Moumou was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, he didn't know what kind of legend his life would unfold.

It happened after he bought a mobile phone that claims to have 500 different ethnic languages. Every mobile phone addict has such a habit. The spirit is doing other things, and Long Moumou is the same. After buying the mobile phone, he touches it from time to time.

But what makes him different from other patients is that they may still play games and browse social networks to relax after get off work, while he may not see any game that can bring him back to life in the next seven or eight years. Software that puts a smile on your face.

After get off work, Long Moumou was lying on his side dejectedly on the bed, and the hostess on TV chattered about which small country was flattened by the rose nucleus of the poor. I hope that all countries will join hands to curb the circulation and trading of the roses of the poor.

The spokesperson of a certain V5 country said that he recently heard news that Kajin Country is secretly promoting the circulation of poor roses and conducting such private and criminal transactions. The v5 spokesperson expressed the hope that the representative of Kajin Country would give them an explanation.

Long Moumou didn't care about these words, he just wanted to know how the foreign people were in dire straits, so as to comfort his lonely heart. brain.

After brushing 500 kinds of strange ethnic languages, Long Moumou thought of his own world. There were more than 2000 races in that world and 56 to [-] languages, but the mobile phone he bought usually only had [-] languages.

He used cranky thoughts to pass his loneliness without games and social software.

With a slip of his hand, the mobile phone hit his face heavily. The instant pain almost cured Long Moumou's mobile phone dependence. He covered his face and buried his head in the bed, his body arched like a shrimp.

"The mobile phone has hurt me a lot." The pain confused him, and Long Moumou's thoughts bumped back and forth, and finally found a problem.

What is the earliest mobile game in the world

From his long, long-term memory, when Long Moumou was still a kid who first came into contact with the Internet, he remembered an ancient soft article about what makes Angry Birds occupy the world

Long Moumou squinted at the cell phone that smashed his face hard.

The answer slowly emerges in my heart, because the memory of the mobile phone is further expanded but not large enough. A small game with small memory, easy operation, and less time-consuming can help many office workers pass the time on the subway.

When the opportunity was too late, Long Moumou immediately put on his coat, jumped on his shoes and ran out the door.

"Lord God, I'm going to get rich"

"You said the same thing when you sold tea eggs last time."

Xinghe just said casually, and his eyes were more focused on the poor man's rose and v5's speech to Ka Jinguo.

In the mirror world, Xinghe is still thinking about the news broadcast.

After v5 finished his speech, the representative of Kajin Kingdom immediately stated that his country is a peaceful and developing country, and he would never secretly use weapons and funds to manipulate the internal affairs of other countries like some countries.

V5 explained lightly, but the representative of Kajin Guo was not satisfied with this attitude. He shouted "this is shameless oppression" at the meeting

The puppet is not very interested in human disputes. It picked up the interest of watching ants move and looked at international disputes.

"Annexation."

He simply said two words.

Xinghe said, "A few days ago, Pariston contacted me to ask about the news about the Dark Continent. He mentioned that v5 has not let anyone go to the Dark Continent recently. The country gets the intelligence it needs."

"The national strength of the Kajin Kingdom is growing stronger and stronger. Recently, it wants to seek a higher international status and rights, but v5 has almost formed an unbreakable closed circle, making it difficult for the Kajin Kingdom to join, changing from v5 to v6."

"If there are no other factors, it seems that Palliston wants to take the road of Kajin Country to enter the Dark Continent. He has not been the vice president for a few years, and his activities are becoming more and more frequent."

Puppet "What's wrong with that"

Xinghe "Who knows if there will be a civilization like yours in the Dark Continent."

He didn't wait for the puppet to answer, "However, as far as the naked eye can see, the future must be chaotic."

This confusion has not spread to Long Moumou, he happily got on Line 2 from the door of his house, observed the office workers on the way, and then got on Line 2 connected to Line 4, looking to go to Youke. How do the citizens of Xincheng City pass the time.

In this way, he reversed back and forth between Line 2 and Line 4.

After staying in the subway for a day, this place where you can spend 200 ring ni to kill time is cheaper than Starbucks.

Poverty makes people think, especially for Long Moumou.

After finishing the investigation, Long Moumou rushed all night to make a plan and handed it in. When he thought that he would be rich and wealthy, he would not feel distressed if he drank a bowl of soy milk and lost a bowl. Even if he didn't sleep all night, Long Moumou was still refreshed .

Sure enough, as he expected, the company agreed to his plan and transferred him to be the supervisor of this task.

His face was calm, and he was beginning to show a domineering demeanor.

I can tap dance with joy in my heart.

"Lord God, I'm going to get rich."

He must always remember the day of August [-]th, a day with a full moon.

That night, when the moon was still crooked, the excited Long Moumou once again pried open the iron gate of the residential building with a bottle of beer. Like a soft noodle.

Long Moumou opened the beer bottle and faced the invisible and intangible Xinghe with a pair of glasses.

"Lord God, I'm so excited tonight. I want to give an acceptance speech, can I?"

"No."

"Oh." :3

He got rich.

On the night of September No. 11, Long Moumou was lying in a bathtub inlaid with gold rims. The apartment of several thousand square meters was empty, and the prosperous You Kexin, whose night lights were like daylight, fell by his hand. Long Moumou sighed, everything was in harmony. He thought the same, but it was a pity that there was a beautiful reporter sitting on the stool and the tea egg that represented his era.

"Lord God, don't worry, I will definitely write you into my life memoir."

No, no need.

Everything about this sudden change in the situation will start from the day after he took over the task on August [-]th.

It turned out that the game company was not optimistic about his plan, and the team handed over to him was all spare manpower from various departments. There was no organization, no thought, loose and loose discipline, but this predicament could not trouble Long Moumou. The first motivation is that as long as the bonus is paid enough, mummy can also dance.

But the next step of the dead dragon is money. Because he is not favored, the originally agreed funds have not been transferred.

Long Moumou, who heard the news, suddenly lost his moisture and was out of shape.

"Lord God, I'm Sad"

"Don't talk to the Lord God."

"Hey." Long Moumou sighed, "That sadness makes people sing, may I sing you a song?"

Seeing that Long Moumou was really sad, Xinghe still nodded in agreement.

"Little cabbage, it's yellow in the ground; it's two or three years old, it's motherless."

Long Moumou was overwhelmed with grief, "Lord God, I want to have an Erhula Erquan reflecting the moon."

He wiped away his tears and said, "I think I am deeply emotional now, and I will definitely be able to touch many people."

"I wear sunglasses again, put a hat by my feet, and put a sign next to it. Spring is coming, can winter be far behind?"

"There are so many people who pity me, and there are a few people who voted for coins. If someone finds that I am pretending to be blind, I will call it performance art."

"I won't come again when the opportunity is too late, I have to fight."

Xinghe felt a headache.

"No, don't compete with blind people for business."

Xinghe directed Long Moumou to prepare his bank card, "Follow the path I've shown you."

Preflight City.

Long Moumou entered this trading market ignorantly. There were fewer people wearing suits and briefcases around him, and more people of various ethnic styles in exotic clothes. Long Moumou remembered the more than 500 ethnic languages ​​on his mobile phone.

He vaguely felt that the world was chaotic and rich.

But his original world was orderly and sparse.

Xinghe said in his consciousness, "There are many exhibits that are too late to participate in the auction, and they are usually sold here. The price is set to start the auction in the form of an auction. After the market ends, the highest price wins."

"Do as I say, select the item to mark the price, and wait for the black market to end."

Long Moumou touched his head, "It turns out that Youkexin still has such a place. I always thought it was a commercial city."

According to what Xinghe said, after the end of the black market, he took the auctioned items to the appraiser. When the price was marked, his heart was pounding, and the money poured out of his hands. Standing in the appraiser's small room, his heart Still thumping and jumping, the appraiser casually pointed to the number, and Long Moumou choked for breath.

The voice of the Lord God sounded in his mind, the voice was cold and indifferent, "Tell him to double."

Long Moumou stumbled, "No, you have to double."

After finishing speaking, he was quick, and thought to himself that he could be regarded as a time traveler with the main god next to him, how could he not have such knowledge.

"I came here because I believed in your reputation. It's not a business for you to fool me like this."

When Long Moumou said this, he gestured with his eyes.

When the appraiser saw Long Moumou bullying him for the first time, he looked like a newcomer who had just come in, so he didn't bully him and anyone else. When Long Moumou said this, he lifted his spirits and looked him in the eye.

He looked up and down, "I only saw what I should see, and of course I paid my price."

"You lion opened your mouth, you should also tell your reasons."

If the person in front of him is a frequent visitor to the appraisal, then he has lost his sight, and if he can't tell, he is blind.

Just as Long Moumou was about to speak, he heard the Lord God say, "Hold the things, let's go."

Since the Lord God spoke, there is no way he would not obey. Without saying a word, Long Moumou picked up his things and left. As soon as he left, the appraiser panicked. The thing in his hand belonged to the third great emperor of the Ansurisu Dynasty. Every piece of funerary objects handed down is an unobtainable treasure.

Seeing Long Moumou walking aggressively, the appraiser quickly shouted, "Come on, stop him."

This loud shout startled Long Moumou.

He originally thought it would be bad enough for the bodyguard next to the eldest lady to carry a gun at all times, but he didn't expect that it would be bad enough to pawn casually.

He looked at the big men in black who rushed towards him.

"Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord"

"Relax."

The Lord God's voice was calm as if he was reciting a Buddhist scripture.

Long Moumou's heartbeat also began to slow down. He felt that there was a mysterious force controlling his right hand, and then lightly waved

The punch was too fast, like lightning left overlapping afterimages on the retina, and the wind whistle gathered, almost distorting the air.

The man in black who was chasing him fell to the ground in an instant, and the force of destruction penetrated the entire shop, and the shop exploded like a burst of fireworks.

The falling planks hit the ground like raindrops, Long Moumou blinked and blinked again.

"Lord God."

"Oh no, Father God."