[Comprehensive] On how I got lost

On the road from Lingong Airport to Youkexin city center, Long Moumou thought a lot.

He was still wondering whether to open an Internet cafe or sell tea eggs, and the voice of the man in black next to him was so loud that he could punch a hole in the ground, "Here we are."

Long Moumou thanked him repeatedly and got out of the car. Originally, he wanted to take a few more steps to thank the blue-haired young lady. With this movement, he immediately got out of the car. His arm was almost broken, and Long Moumou had to kneel down and beg for mercy.

When this came out, Long Moumou was so frightened that he quickly jumped back a few times, a few meters away from the car, the fiercest one next to the eldest lady, with three fold lines on each eye bag, just like the one who failed to lift the eye bags. He glared at him with a piercing gaze, and shortly got into the car.

The luxury car ignited quickly, and before Long Moumou could walk a few steps, he ate a mouthful of car exhaust.

"Hey."

Long Moumou put his hands in his pockets, thinking that this is the result of the failure of plastic surgery, and he was very angry.

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor.

After Long Moumou finished muttering, he felt that the opening remarks of this new life were great, and then changed the subject, thinking that he was penniless now.

"Lord God, do you think I should open an Internet cafe or sell tea eggs?"

Xinghe "Anything is fine."

Long Moumou rubbed his hands, "Then look at my principal."

After much deliberation, Xinghe couldn't assign an identity to Long Moumou, but it was still possible to arrange an ID card.

He hacked the system again to arrange a citizenship certificate for Long Moumou, a native of Youkexin, male, 35 years old, without father and mother, with an initial capital of 240 million ordinances.

Long Moumou converted the price, which is roughly equivalent to 48 RMB, which is the annual salary of a salaryman with a monthly salary of 4000.

As expected of being the Lord God, that is generous, Long Moumou applauded Xinghe in his heart.

Youkexin, an international metropolis, has a very high standard of living. Long Moumou found that he could only find a place to live in a slum, and half of his salary was paid.

"Lord God, I'm not doing meritorious deeds, I'm here to play Sims."

"what."

With a magazine under his arm, Long Moumou was strolling along the side of the road, looking for ways to get rich, "Hey, Lord God, let me tell you, although I am calm on the outside, I am actually panicking inside. I never thought that I would travel through another world as soon as I opened and closed my eyes. I am far away from home and miss my loved ones. Lord God, can I talk to you?"

Xinghe's task is to observe the behavioral changes of the target, and feelings are also part of it, and he does not refuse.

"You said."

"Okay, I'll say it."

"Let me tell you, Lord God, I have never accomplished anything since I was a child. Apart from my personality, external interference is also a very important factor. In order to let you better understand my mental background, I have to tell you about my family environment, what kind of parents I grew up healthy and happy under the devastation of my parents."

"My Dad"

"my mother"

"When talking about the attitude of these two people towards me, we have to talk about their native environment."

"My grandma, grandpa, grandma, grandpa"

"call"

Xinghe's ears were callused, it was the first time he met such a talking person, thinking about the various mental bodies that he would have to face in the future, Xinghe unconsciously took out his small notebook and wrote down the first rule of "Lord God".

"You can talk to the main god, but the main god can choose to listen or not."

"All right"

After a long chat, Long finally poured out all the boredom and worries in his heart. He stopped at the door of a tea supplier and distributor, "In this case, the first step in life is to sell tea eggs."

Long Moumou strode into the store door with boundless pride in his heart.

Just now he looked at the time and it turned out to be 1995. Looking at the streets full of exotic clothes and freedom, as well as the airship floating in the sky, his chances of success must be indispensable.

"The tea comes from the Ng Autonomous Country, a small country that has only been established for ten years."

Long Moumou picked up the tea leaves and rubbed them, pretending to be a mature customer to see the quality.

The shop owner boasted to Haikou, "Don't worry, it is absolutely natural and pollution-free. You may not be familiar with this place. It is a country built by a group of people who pursue to return to nature and get rid of machinery. Let alone spraying medicine, they even have artificial leather and glasses. They are not allowed to use, if they hadn’t planted tea for too short a time, these seedlings are still very green, and the price would not be so cheap.”

Long Mou weighed it in and out, and it was really beneficial after all.

With a wave of his hand, he bought a large amount of tea and started his own primitive accumulation of capital.

"I think I can succeed." Long Moumou vowed.

Xinghe responded, "Maybe."

Buying and reselling small businesses and hawkers is indeed the most primitive means of making money. It is said that the original big business owners started working with shoulder poles and stars.

Long Moumou first boiled eggs with tea leaves and found that the taste was not right. Finally, he turned to the Almighty Lord God to find out that he did not add any seasoning. Finally, relying on the rich species resources of hunters, he found star anise, Chinese prickly ash, bay leaves, fennel, cinnamon, etc., but the dragon So-and-so sadly found that these condiments are not widely used, and have not yet formed an industrial chain, that is to say, the output is small, the price is high, and it is a bit expensive.

Long Moumou covered his heart and cooked a pot of tea eggs. He looked at his little bank card balance with tears in his eyes and took the first bite. The tea leaves were astringent, the ingredients were a little spicy, and the eggs had an indescribable taste. Very chic and expensive.

When Long Moumou shook his body and placed the pot of tea eggs on the stall, for some reason, he seemed to see a future where he would achieve nothing.

“Sell tea eggs”

Sitting under the white shed, Long Moumou started his first step in business.

"How many"

The customer stopped in front of the stall and was about to take out his wallet. He was just out of curiosity to try his guts and pay for something new.

Long Moumou compared the numbers.

"500 rings"

Long Moumou shook his head.

"600"

Long Moumou said carefully, "500, add a zero."

"Oh, I'm going."

The customer was shocked, "You think this is the starting price of the auction, so capable, why don't you go to the auction with your pot of eggs."

Long Moumou bowed his head heavily.

You know what a fart, what is this, the crystallization of civilization from another world, do you understand

Which country do you think people like to pick some grass with flavor at random, knead it and stuff it in your mouth as an ingredient.

"You're right, if the name of the tea eggs gets out, I'd really dare to take them to the auction, with a starting price of [-] at a time."

The customer clasped his fists together, "Hey, you are amazing, give me a ticket when you go to the auction in the future, and it will also open the eyes of an ignorant person like me."

He flicked his sleeves and turned around, "Think of this as a spider egg hanging in the canyon."

Long Moumou looked at the precious tea eggs in the pot, rubbed his heart, and thought about how to increase the value of the tea eggs.

This crystallization of civilization, this delicacy spread in the streets and alleys of the motherland, what should I do with you

"I am a shy person." Long Moumou said so.

"I don't think you are." Xinghe replied.

Xinghe saw that Long Moumou went back to the room and touched a piece of cardboard. In the time of turning around, someone touched one of his precious tea eggs.

It was hot, and the man threw the egg back into the pot with a swish, splashing a circle of water stains.

Holding the pen and paper, Long Moumou rolled up the microphone and said with a serious face, "Since I have no money, I don't want any face."

Xinghe Road "It's not that serious, your body structure is special, you can survive without eating"

Hearing this, Long Moumou stopped and burst into tears, "You don't need to comfort me like this, I know your kindness, I will redouble my efforts and walk with the efforts of the two of us."

Xinghe "ha"

"No"

"You don't need to say any more, it's the first time I've met a kind person like you, I understand it all." Long Moumou shook his voice, he wiped away the tears that didn't exist, and held up the paper trumpet arrogantly as if a hero was going to die "Hello everyone, fathers, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts"

"My little brother came to Guibao Township for the first time, and I have something to ask for"

Long Moumou's resounding voice seemed to be roaring from the bottom of his heart, startling countless birds and birds. It was the first time he saw such a bold and rough Youkexin citizen stopped unconsciously, and Long Moumou's snow-white teeth snapped. Liang pointed his thumb at his shed, "It's a long story, please move a bit."

Xinghe took out a small notebook and wrote down the second rule, "The Lord God loves you, and you should also love your own faces."

I saw Long Moumou took out a small book that had written a large number of stories, breathed heavily and began to tell a distant story. He started from the ancient oriental civilization in another world. He didn't use many words and the plot was dry, but this strange The exotic style attracts many people to stop.

"There are three mysterious tribes in the far east. One tribe is good at farming, one tribe is good at building cars, and the other tribe is good at fighting. The tribe who is good at fighting wants to expand its territory. If the territory comes from other people's hands, he will fight with the farmer. After a fight, the farmer lost, and after the farmer lost, he discussed with the car builder, oops, should we form an alliance?"

"The tribes of farming and car-making merged, overthrew the warriors, and occupied the vast land."

When Long Moumou was excited about what he said, some people also listened to it, took a stool and sat around to listen to him tell the story.

I saw Long Moumou turned around and said in a deep voice, "However, at this time, there was a drought and there was no harvest in the land. The originally prosperous and prosperous tribe was facing extinction."

The audience slowed down their breathing following the story of Long Moumou, and at this moment Long Moumou took out a tea egg from the pot.

Turning his hand around in front of the audience, "I saw a sudden dragon descending from the sky"

"What is a dragon"

Long Moumou ignored it and continued to fool around, "Lay an egg and tell this tribe that if they want rain from the sky, they must supply this egg well."

"What does this egg have to do with that dragon's egg?"

Long Moumou still ignored it, "Even after going through many changes of the ancient emperors, this egg was still well supplied on the sacrificial altar, look after it, and just offer it like this."

He bent his knees, raised his hands high and flat, and posed a copper beauty lamp posture, "This sacrificial altar is not an ordinary altar, they are human-shaped sacrificial altars made after the mold of a human being, there is one more If the emperor enshrines it, there is only one more humanoid statue."

He lowered his voice pretentiously, "There are eight such platforms. The people are made of gold, the clothes are made of pearls, and the eyes." the same."

"Oh"

As soon as he said this, the audience nodded in unison.

Yes, the shelf is big enough.