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Qiao Yichuan was in a bad mood, but his father was looking for trouble.

When he got home, he saw someone sitting in the living room.

To be precise, a young and beautiful woman.

He glanced at his extremely attentive father, and he had a clue in his heart.

Two years ago, his father had hinted that he wanted to find someone, but Qiao Yichuan kept pretending to be stupid and kept silent.

He was very resistant to this matter, because his father didn't care much about him. If he had a stepmother, his father would have to devote part of his energy to her, so he would have no status with his father.

Qiao Yichuan wasn't stupid enough to happily part with his father.

But today, looking at the situation, his father has decided to kill him first and bring someone to the door.

"Yichuan, hello." As soon as the young woman saw him, she immediately stood up and greeted him with a smile.

The voice was quite nice, Qiao Yichuan looked at the woman, with long curly hair and light makeup, she was obviously nervous when talking to him.

Qiao Yichuan looked at his father who was standing aside again, but said nothing.

His father hurriedly introduced, "Yichuan, this is your Aunt Zhou."

Qiao Yichuan complained in his heart: This is obviously more suitable for Miss Zhou, right?

But he didn't say that, no matter what, as a good son, he still has to save face for his father in front of outsiders.

"Hello, Auntie Zhou." Qiao Yichuan swore that he had never been so obedient.

Obviously, he greeted people so obediently, his father didn't expect it, and for a moment he couldn't believe that this was his son.

Qiao's father was ready to say to him helplessly, "My son's rebellion broke my heart", but his son unexpectedly did not rebel!

Seeing his surprised expression, Qiao Yichuan thought it was amused, and thought that this month's pocket money could be increased by one.He didn't want to talk nonsense with them here anymore, so he went upstairs after saying hello: "I'm going upstairs to do my homework, so I won't bother you!"

Running upstairs without looking back, and then throwing himself onto the big soft bed, Qiao Yichuan let out a long breath. Thinking of his father's behavior, he was actually a little angry.

In fact, he can understand his father's psychology of wanting to find a wife, just like he wants to fall in love at every turn. People in this world, whether male or female, are like this. At dad's age, as the saying goes, "a man at forty is as fierce as a tiger", maybe his dad is even stronger than a tiger.

And this matter, even at the age of 80, there will be no change.

But he was still a little unhappy. He pretended to be in front of outsiders, and then hid himself full of sorrow. Qiao Yichuan suddenly felt that he was a poor little boy who was excluded by the whole world.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his life was abusive, like a little white rabbit about to be abused by his stepmother in an eight o'clock TV series.

He couldn't wait to find someone to talk about this matter, and he said that if he didn't break out in silence, he would become perverted in silence. If a teenager's thoughts were kept in his heart, something would happen, and he didn't want to be a pervert.

Qiao Yichuan stretched his arms, took out his cell phone from his schoolbag, opened it, and looked at it, his eyes fixed on the word "Jian Zhou".

He didn't know Jian Zhou's cell phone number at first, but it was really easy for Qiao Yichuan to get this string of numbers.But so far, he hasn't contacted Jian Zhou by phone, and he suddenly wondered if the other party's words were also cold when they sent messages. For a strict person like Jian Zhou, maybe every sentence is obsessive-compulsive. to finish.

Thinking of this, Qiao Yichuan wanted to laugh.

He especially wanted to send a message to Jian Zhou. Anyway, he had nothing to do when he was free, so he could tease that guy and relieve his boredom. It was good.But he can't, because he is in a unilateral cold war with Jian Zhou, not to mention, today he "accidentally" bumped into the "adultery" between Jian Zhou and Sang Yi.

Ever since Jianzhou beat Qiao Yichuan last time and showed no intention of repenting, he had formulated a "Yizhou cold war plan".After his "meticulous" analysis, Jian Zhou is definitely the type that the more you cling to him, the less he likes to talk to you.

So Qiao Yichuan decided not to even talk to Jian Zhou until his face recovered completely.

However, it was very difficult to implement, because it was too difficult for Qiao Yichuan to pretend to be cold, especially when facing Jian Zhou, he always subconsciously wanted to tease him.

No one can imagine how interesting it is to watch a good student who is always praised by the teacher become angry and curse.Qiao Yichuan felt that he was simply a wicked person, and he actually liked to see people throwing faces and swearing. What he didn't expect was that Jian Zhou hit him, but he didn't get angry.It can be said that this is the big news of the century.

Qiao Yichuan touched his face that was still sore after the swelling had just gone down, and felt that Jian Zhou was really wicked. He obviously didn't do anything, but that guy was so ruthless.

As a boy, he couldn't bear to be teased so much, Jian Zhou had a problem with his mind.

But it was precisely because that guy ran away as soon as he teased him that Qiao Yichuan wanted to continue playing.

He lay on the bed, thinking about Jian Zhou.In the physical education class that day, Jian Zhou seemed to blush a little when he said the word "homosexuality"!

A strange picture suddenly appeared in Qiao Yichuan's mind. He imagined that Jian Zhou, who was usually as cold as dead ice at school, was actually a sissy in private...

"Hahahahaha!" Qiao Yichuan rolled on the bed laughing, lay down again, buried his face in the pillow, and closed his eyes, a picture of Jian Zhou being kissed by a man appeared in front of him.

Qiao Yichuan suddenly raised his head and opened his eyes, sweat dripping down his spine.

Because he found out that just now, he actually made up his mind to push Jian Zhou against the wall to kiss, and the two of them seemed to be enjoying it!

This is so fucking scary that it feels like I kissed Voldemort!

He straightened his neck to slow down, and took a deep breath to calm his beating heart quickly.

However, the scene still couldn't go away. Qiao Yichuan couldn't take it anymore. He got up from the bed, opened the drawer, and took out his collection of "Photography of Japanese Beauty".

He locked the door, drew the curtains, rolled onto the bed, and opened the pages of the book.

All kinds of beauties, let him choose.

You must know that this photo book has always been Qiao Yichuan's "magic decompression tool". No matter what happens, the young heart "thumps", and then looks at these beautiful ladies, going up to the sky, entering the ground, everything All troubles will become clouds.

It's just a pity that these ladies and sisters failed to save Qiao Yichuan, a poor 17-year-old boy today.

He looked at the girls in the photo, unexpectedly, automatically changed their faces into Jian Zhou's dead face...

"Fuck..." He closed the photo angrily, leaned against the head of the bed, muttering, "Voldemort, I'm so fucking under your spell."

Qiao Yichuan gave up on himself a little, so he just sat there thinking about Jian Zhou.

He purposely went to the bathroom to smoke and wait for Jian Zhou tonight, because the two of them had hardly had any interaction in the past few days. Qiao Yichuan had to control Jian Zhou if he wanted to flirt with him deliberately. He had to let Jian Zhou talk to him first, otherwise this " "Cold War" is meaningless.

In the past two days, he came out of the toilet when Jian Zhou locked the door, and then wandered in front of that guy. I don't know if Jian Zhou saw him.

Today, before he finished smoking, he heard Jian Zhou talking to someone, but when he went out, he saw him flirting with Sang Yila.

This girl Sang Yi is really annoying and has gotten home. A few days ago, she even clung to him, but today she hooked up with Jian Zhou.

Thinking of this, Qiao Yichuan became even angrier. He kicked his schoolbag off the bed, picked up his cell phone and called Sang Yi.

"Stay away from Jian Zhou!" As soon as the call was connected, Qiao Yichuan cut straight to the point and expressed his feelings directly to her.

Sang Yi had just arrived at the door of the house. She had suffered a lot today and was unhappy, but Qiao Yichuan spoke to her in this tone again, which made the school belle who had always been praised completely angry: "I locked up with Jian Zhou What's the matter with you?"

When Sang Yi thought of Qiao Yichuan, she wanted to slap her across the face. The two had been ambiguous since last semester. Everyone thought that they were already a couple. Because of this guy, she rejected several suitors. What happened? ?During this period of time, Qiao Yichuan suddenly became indifferent to her, and went around saying that the two of them had nothing to do with each other, which made her lose face.

"It's none of my business." Qiao Yichuan rubbed his stomach, feeling a little hungry, not going to talk nonsense with her, and said bluntly, "Listen to what I say, don't make yourself uncomfortable."

"What do you mean?"

Qiao Yichuan really hated Sang Yi asking such a question, but this seemed to be her mantra, and she said "what do you mean" every now and then, what's the point?Isn't the meaning very clear!

"Let me say it for the last time, stay away from Jian Zhou!" He hung up the phone, got off the bed, and was about to ask his aunt to make him some supper.

Sang Yi, who was hung up on the phone, stood at the door of the house, her pretty face wrinkled into a little bun, thinking: What does he mean?Could it be that he was jealous?

After comforting herself in this way, Sang Yi suddenly felt better. She felt that Qiao Yichuan still liked her, otherwise why would she be angry because she fell in love with Jian Zhou?

The girl was happy, and happily sent Qiao Yichuan a message: Hey, are you jealous?

Early the next morning, Jian Zhou saw Sang Yi standing at the school gate.

How should I put it, although he tried hard to be a frigid boy with aspirations and thoughts, but at his age, he already understood what he should understand, and the little restlessness in adolescence would come out from time to time every week, so, Seeing a beautiful girl like Sang Yi, he still couldn't turn a blind eye, although he really didn't want to do anything to her.

Out of respect, when Sang Yi came over and handed him the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk, he politely thanked him and said, "I've finished my breakfast."

"Then have another one." When Sang Yi was talking to him, she glanced behind her, and when she saw Qiao Yichuan get off the car, she immediately became more courteous, "I bought it for you specially."

Jian Zhou looked at her inexplicably, and said, "Thank you, but don't bother me in the future. Eating too much breakfast makes you unresponsive."

"Ah?" Sang Yi looked at him in surprise, her big eyes showed a dazed expression, which was very cute.

Jian Zhou thinks she is quite cute like this, as long as he doesn't act domineering, he can not reject her.

"Yo, it's early in the morning." Qiao Yichuan ran over from behind, stared at Sang Yi and said, "It's so boring!"

Sang Yi raised her head and looked at him with a smile: "Of course, just be jealous!"

Jian Zhou glanced at the two people and thought they were bored, so he pushed his bicycle to the parking lot.

Sang Yi immediately followed, but Qiao Yichuan couldn't take it anymore, he pulled Sang Yi away, blocked her way and said, "Did you ignore everything I said?"

Sang Yi smiled, tilted her head and said provocatively: "Yes, why, seeing me and Jian Zhou together, can't you stand it?"

Qiao Yichuan looked back at Jian Zhou who was already locking the car, pointed at Sang Yi viciously and said, "Hurry up and play, Jian Zhou is mine!"