funny you

Many times, a lover's joke that is neither salty nor light can be regarded as the sweetest love words.

Qiao Yichuan listened to Jian Zhou's words with a slight smile, "If you don't want you, why call you", he was so proud that the depression accumulated because he couldn't see Jian Zhou was swept away.

"What are you doing?" Qiao Yichuan missed him, and wished he could go to Jian Zhou's house to find him now.

"I just finished cleaning up the house with my mother. It's almost New Year's Eve, and I have to go shopping tomorrow." Jian Zhou stood in front of the bedroom window, and outside was the path where Qiao Yichuan squatted when he was waiting for him.

He suddenly thought about that night a year ago, maybe less than a year ago, Jian Zhou couldn't remember exactly which day it was, he failed the second-model exam, and began to doubt his life, Qiao Yichuan called him at night, just like that Baji stood downstairs in his house.Jian Zhou will never forget that night, the throbbing heartbeat he felt when he was young, he spared no effort to stage in his life.The boy he likes looked up at him, said heart-warming words, swept away his usual foolishness, and made people feel very at ease.

"Yichuan." Jian Zhou called him suddenly, "I may not be able to come out for the time being."

"Ah?" Qiao Yichuan was crossing the road when a turning car startled him. He was so busy avoiding the car that he couldn't hear what Jian Zhou said, "What did you say?"

Jian Zhou was a little disappointed. He was very embarrassed now. He felt that his mother would not accept it when he came out of the closet, and he felt that he had cheated Qiao Yichuan when he came out.

"It's okay." Jian Zhou sighed slightly and said, "Do you have time the day after tomorrow? Let's meet."

"It's the day after tomorrow!" Qiao Yichuan wished he could act coquettishly and meet Jian Zhou right now.

"Be patient." Jian Zhou smiled, he could even imagine Qiao Yichuan's expression now, "We will have a long life in the future, and we can't be together all the time, you have to learn to enjoy loneliness."

"Hahaha what the hell?" Qiao Yichuan finally came over from the side of the road. He felt extremely flustered every time he walked at the intersection, "Enjoy loneliness? If I really start to enjoy loneliness one day, you can cry!"

Jian Zhou also laughed, looking at the occasional vehicles passing by outside the window, and fell into a dilemma.

When Qiao Yichuan got home, his father was on the phone in the living room. He was a little surprised, thinking that his father didn't want him anymore.

"Oh, rare visitor." He sneered, rolled his eyes and walked upstairs.

His father quickly hung up the phone and followed.

"What are you doing?" Qiao Yichuan turned his head vigilantly, staring at the man who followed him upstairs.

"I heard from Uncle Yu that you are a model?" Qiao Yichuan's father is a middle-aged man with a cheerful personality who is afraid of his son. When questioned by his son, he quickly said respectfully, "Let me think about it. My son is so handsome." , it couldn’t be more handsome when photographed!”

"You mean, I don't have a good-looking photo?" Qiao Yichuan deliberately found fault, very aggressively.

"Tsk, you know I don't mean that." Qiao Yichuan's father didn't look like a successful entrepreneur when facing his son.

Qiao Yichuan curled his lips arrogantly, and said, "Where's your wife?"

"She didn't dare to come because she was afraid of you." Qiao Yichuan's father was also an honest man in front of his son. He said what he had to say, and desperately wanted to please his son.

I haven't seen him for half a year. Qiao Yichuan actually misses his father a lot.

Although his relationship with his father has been rather awkward these years, in fact, he didn't really hate this man that much, especially after Qiao Yichuan got to know Jian Zhou's parents, he felt that his father was not bad.

"I can't eat her, and I don't know how to eat the baby in her belly. Why are you afraid of me?" Qiao Yichuan turned back and continued walking upstairs, and no longer objected to the people behind him coming.

His father saw it and understood that his son had let go, so he happily followed upstairs, eager to see what his son would look like under other people's cameras.

There is no picture of a loving father and a filial son. In the Qiao family, Qiao Yichuan occupies the high position.His father always felt that he was sorry for his son, so he doted on the child all the time. He also knew that he had been ashamed of the child all these years, so he tried his best not to do things that Qiao Yichuan didn't like. Of course, except marrying a wife and having children Outside of this matter.

"By the way, I have something to tell you." As soon as he entered the room, Qiao Yichuan picked up an apple and took a bite. Seeing his father's expectant face, he hesitated for a moment, waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute Let’s talk again, watch what you like to watch quickly, and you are not allowed to stay here at night.”

"Stinky boy!" His dad glared at him and said, "Is it okay for your dad to stay with you overnight?"

Qiao Yichuan ignored him, sat on a chair, and ate an apple with Erlang's legs crossed.

Qiao Yichuan's father looked around. There were pictures of his precious son on the table and on the wall.

"This doesn't look like you anymore!" He pointed to a photo with heavy makeup and said, "Like a goblin."

Most people should be upset when they heard this, but Qiao Yichuan was not. He glanced at the photo again, and decided to find a chance to seduce Jian Zhou with that kind of makeup.

"I rely on my son, when did you have abdominal muscles?"

On Qiao Yichuan's bedside were two posters of himself that he was most satisfied with. On them were pictures of him wearing only trousers and topless, with the beach in the background, surrounded by three beauties in bikinis.

The reason why he is most satisfied with these two photos is because the abdominal muscles were captured.

His father always thought that his son was short ribs, and that he didn't gain any flesh, let alone muscles.He came over to take off Qiao Yichuan's clothes, but was frightened back by his son's look.

Of course, Qiao Yichuan couldn't show it to his father, because there was none.

The reason why the abdominal muscles appear in the picture is that they are drawn, and there is a technique called PS.

"Have you seen enough?" Qiao Yichuan asked his father impatiently after eating the apple.

"I can't get enough of it." His father pulled a chair and sat down, and said with a smile, "My son is so handsome, I can't get enough of it."

These words were suspected of flattery, but Qiao Yichuan was very useful.

He is in a very good mood now, took out the wipes, and prepared to have a "heartfelt" communication with his dad.

"I have something serious to tell you." After wiping his hands, Qiao Yichuan threw the wipes into the trash can, and said, "I'm in a relationship with my high school classmate."

"Oh, who is it? Do I know him?" Qiao Yichuan's father was very receptive at this time. He actually knew who his son was for a long time. When he was in high school, he saw a little girl clinging to him. Dad seldom cares about his children, but he knows all these things. After all, there is Uncle Yu who is in charge at home.

"I probably don't know him, but who knows if you know him or not!" Qiao Yichuan didn't bother to talk nonsense with him so much, and said directly, "It's a boy, and I went to City S just for him."

Qiao Yichuan's father was silent and didn't react for a long time.

"Did you hear me clearly?" Qiao Yichuan said nonchalantly, "I'm gay, so I can't say that. Anyway, until now, I only like him as a boy. He may be regarded as an 'atypical gay'."

"Wait a minute, you wait a moment." His father finally came back to his senses, and repeated his words, "Are you gay? Have you made a date with a boy?"

"Well, am I not clear?" Qiao Yichuan leaned back, restrained his cynical smile, and said, "I like him, I like him very seriously, and we plan to spend our lives together, so I'm telling you now No. You have no right to object, because you have never cared about me or cared about me these years, and now you have no right to interfere with my affairs. "

"... Chuan'er, are you serious?" Qiao Yichuan's father finally put on a straight face, and the atmosphere between father and son began to become delicate.

"It must be serious. It's more real than the stars in the sky, and more real than the child in your little wife's womb." As soon as Qiao Yichuan said this, his father was out of control.

Both of them fell silent. Qiao Yichuan couldn't stand the atmosphere, so he stood up and stretched his waist, saying, "Are you still going home? I'm going to bed."

"No, I can't agree to this." Qiao Yichuan's father thought for a long time. He can compromise on anything, but this is not the case. "You are messing around."

"Why am I messing around?" Qiao Yichuan was already getting impatient. He didn't want to ask his father's permission, but just let him know.

"You're falling in love with a boy, it's not nonsense or anything!" His father was furious, slapped the table, stood up and glared at him, "Tell me who are you with? What's going on? Did he hook up? Don't you learn well?"

"Huh?" Qiao Yichuan smiled and said, "Don't you know what your son is like? I won't learn how to be good when others hook up with you?"

He took two steps forward, and said to his father with a straight neck: "It doesn't matter who he is, he is my boyfriend, my partner, my date, I hooked him up, I forced him to be nice The young man has circled me here, and I'm just letting you know, don't act like you're my father and I have to listen to you, your way is useless to me .”

Qiao Yichuan walked to the side, opened the bedroom door, pointed outside and said, "Come on, I've already reported to you, it's one thing to marry you and go on honeymoon before notifying me at the end. "

"Shut up!" Qiao Yichuan's father was dizzy with anger, leaned on the table, pointed at him through gritted teeth, and said, "This is not the same thing, tell me clearly, what's going on."

"Didn't I make it clear enough?" Qiao Yichuan was completely annoyed, and leaned against the door and said to his father, "Are you going or not? Or are you going to kick me out if I have to be with this person? Hey By the way, has this house been transferred to me? Then I really can't leave, please."