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Qu He said: "Jian Zhou, I really envy you two."

He wasn't lying at all, seeing Jian Zhou and Qiao Yichuan made him feel even worse.

These two people, even if they just sit and don't talk, their eyes clearly show their love for each other. It's obvious that the three of them are sitting together, but a discerning person can tell that they are an outsider.

There is a song how to sing: It is obviously a movie of three people, but I still can't get the subtitles.

He and Zhou Haoming also had a sweet time, although it was only a short period of twenty days.

When we broke up at the beginning, Qu He thought, 20 days should be 20 days, the past 20 days are enough for him to remember for a lifetime.

After Zhou Haoming left, in order not to let himself have too much time to think about that person, he studied desperately. Unexpectedly, he was admitted to S University by mistake. What's more, the two of them hadn't been in touch for a long time. The people who lived here were reunited here.

Zhou Haoming is too cruel, such a reunion would be better than seeing each other forever.

"Are you gay too?" Qiao Yichuan asked knowingly, pretending to be so.

"Hey, please keep your voice down." Qu He was taken aback, not knowing how he could say this so confidently, "There are so many people!"

Jian Zhou remained silent, listening to Qu He "educating" Qiao Yichuan.

"What's the matter?" Qiao Yichuan pouted slightly, "Is homosexuality a crime?"

"That's not true," Qu He sighed, his shoulders slumped, and his whole body was filled with frustration, "But after all, it can't be said on the stage."

"It all depends on how I think about it. I think it's nothing. As long as Jian Zhou is willing, I can stand on the table and propose to him right now."

Qu He looked at him incredulously, and said, "You are not under the legal age for marriage, are you? Also, homosexual marriage is not recognized in our country, so it's useless if you ask for it!"

"Who told you it's useless?" Qiao Yichuan suddenly took Jian Zhou's hand, raised his neck and said proudly, "It doesn't matter to me whether others recognize it or not. He agreed, and we are a couple!"

Qu He looked at the two of them expressionlessly, and Jian Zhou felt that he might cry again.

In order to prevent Qu He from crying, and to save himself some energy, Jian Zhou patted Qiao Yichuan's hand away, and said to him with a smile, "Calm down for a while."

Qiao Yichuan winked and flirted with him, which made Jian Zhou a little embarrassed.

The three finished their meal without embarrassment. Qiao Yichuan put his arms around Jian Zhou's neck and asked Qu He, "Are you going back to school?"

Qu He didn't want to face the two of them squarely, it was too cruel, so he squinted his eyes and hummed, "Jian Zhou, lend me some money, I'll take a taxi back by myself."

Of course, Jian Zhou wanted to stay and get bored with Qiao Yichuan, so he reached out to touch his pocket.

Qiao Yichuan didn't give Qu He a chance to spend Jian Zhou's money, so he quickly took out his wallet and gave him a hundred: "Go, go, have a good trip!"

Qu He took the money, thanked him, and looked back at the two people after walking a few steps.

Jian Zhou and Qiao Yichuan had already gone in the opposite direction to him. They were walking close together on the sparsely populated street, which made him envious.

Qu He, who had been abused to such an extent early in the morning, began to think seriously about life.

"You should stay away from him in the future." Qiao Yichuan kept his arms around Jian Zhou's neck and did not let go. When he turned his head, he found that Qu He was still looking at them, so he secretly defined each other. He felt that Qu He I just like his Jian Zhou.

In Qiao Yichuan's eyes, his classmate Jian Zhou is a piece of sweet pastry, everyone loves it, and everyone wants to have a taste.

Therefore, as a real boyfriend, he must keep a close eye on people, and not give those who covet his object a chance to take advantage of him.

Because it was still early, Qiao Yichuan suggested going to bed.

Of course Jian Zhou knew what kind of sleep he meant by "sleep", and of course he didn't object to it. He didn't feel bored doing that kind of thing eight times a day.

This time, the two finally found a reliable hotel and stayed in a reliable room.

As soon as he entered the door, Qiao Yichuan lay down on the bed and wailed, "Oh my God, I can finally have a good rest!"

He took off his pants with his backhand, patted his buttocks and said: "Little brother, come on, let's have a good fight in martial arts!"

Jian Zhou hung the "Do Not Disturb" sign outside, and then closed the door. He walked to the bed and slapped Qiao Yichuan's butt vigorously. He didn't stay too long, but went to draw the curtains and close them. lamp.

The hotel's blackout curtains and thick soundproof curtains make the room dark all of a sudden.

Jian Zhou walked to the bed, followed by bursts of ambiguous voices.

Jian Zhou and Qiao Yichuan had had enough tossing and sleeping until after two o'clock in the afternoon. After he woke up, he began to tease Qiao Yichuan, touching here and pinching there, which made Qiao Yichuan moan and had to open his eyes.

"Why..." Qiao Yichuan grabbed his hand and kissed him, then burrowed into his arms again.

Jian Zhou hugged him and smiled, raised his legs to circle him around him.

"I don't want to get up." Qiao Yichuan kissed Jian Zhou's neck with sleepiness, "I'm going to sleep to death."

Jian Zhou rubbed his waist, put his lips on his ear and smiled very cunningly and said, "You can't sleep to death, but I can kill you."

"...Cut," Qiao Yichuan chuckled, thumped Jian Zhou's heart and said, "You bastard!"

The two of them lay on the bed for a while, and Jian Zhou suddenly thought of a fun place, so he pulled Qiao Yichuan up from the bed, threw him into the bathroom to wash himself off, and dragged him out again.

Every time I enter the hotel, I feel excited and hungry, and when I leave the hotel, I feel tired and satisfied.

Qiao Yichuan hooked Jian Zhou's little finger with his fingers, leaned on him, and asked lazily, "Where are you going? Don't you just go back to school at night?"

"Take you to a fun place!" Jian Zhou pulled Qiao Yichuan forward, walking faster and faster, Qiao Yichuan completely collapsed.

"Hey! Slow down!" Qiao Yichuan grabbed Jian Zhou and refused to leave, "I love your butt hurting!"

Jian Zhou forgot that classmate Qiao Yichuan had just transformed into Qiao Sa, and it was inconvenient to walk now.

He couldn't help it, hugged the person and laughed, Qiao Yichuan's face almost turned crooked with anger.

The two walked forward slowly, with Qiao Yichuan sulking beside him.

Jian Zhou knew that he was just pretending. Up to now, he really didn't seem to have seen Qiao Yichuan angry.

The two came to the fifth floor of a shopping mall, and Qiao Yichuan asked him, "Do you want to watch a movie?"

However, Jian Zhou took him past the movie theater and stopped in front of a "horror bedroom".

"My classmate said it's very interesting here." Jian Zhou bought a ticket, and led Qiao Yichuan, who had an obviously wrong expression, inside, "This place is commonly known as a 'haunted house'."

In his life, Qiao Yichuan was not afraid of anything, but two things.

One is that Jian Zhou ignores him, and the other is to see the devil.

When he was a child, he heard too many ghost stories, which made others bolder, but he never recovered from a setback, and started to feel terrified when he thought of the word "ghost".

But he didn't want to be cowardly in front of Jian Zhou, so he had the courage to pretend to be calm and follow in.

The design of this haunted house is different from others. The theme is "horror bedroom". After entering, it is a spacious bedroom. There will be ten fluorescent stickers in the room, and after all ten stickers are pasted on different ghosts, it is considered a success in catching ghosts, and you can enter the next room.However, Qiao Yichuan didn't understand this setting at all. After he followed Jian Zhou into the room, he saw that the lights inside were brightly lit and there were no signs of haunting, so he gradually let go of his guard.

"There seems to be nothing here..." But just as Qiao Yichuan finished speaking, all the lights in the room suddenly went out!

"Fuck!" Qiao Yichuan was startled, and cursed out loud.

Jian Zhou put his arms around his waist, secretly laughing in the dark.

He didn't mean to scare Qiao Yichuan, he just wanted to try to show his affection in front of the "ghost".

Qiao Yichuan hugged Jian Zhou tightly, stood still and did not dare to move, and asked him, "What's the matter? The light is broken?"

"There shouldn't be lights." Jian Zhou said, "Just hug me and watch me clean them up."

Sure enough, a few seconds later, there was a strange sound, which was so penetrating that it sent chills down Qiao Yichuan's spine.

In this season, city S has not yet entered autumn, and it was still very hot outside in the afternoon, but at this moment, Qiao Yichuan only felt cold, so cold that he wanted to go to the bathroom.

He hugged Jian Zhou obediently and asked him: "How to clean up? Don't let them touch me."

Qiao Yichuan squinted his eyes, wanting to open them but didn't dare to look, for fear that a big terrifying face would appear in front of him as soon as he opened them.

"Don't shake," Jian Zhou smiled and touched his waist, "I'm going to start."

"Ah?" Before Qiao Yichuan could figure out what "I'm about to start" meant, Jian Zhou kissed his lips.

Jian Zhou walked around the room while hugging and kissing Qiao Yichuan. Every time a "ghost" passed by, he would fight with each other for a while. When he was lucky, he could put on a fluorescent sticker in one go.

Qiao Yichuan gradually began to feel that this way of playing was a bit exciting. For the first time, he realized that the haunted house was not scary at all.

He took a fluorescent sticker from Jian Zhou's hand, opened his eyes slightly, thinking of "fighting side by side" with Jian Zhou, but just like what he had imagined just now, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a ghost with a bloody mouth Standing behind Jian Zhou and looking at him.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Qiao Yichuan hugged Jian Zhou tightly and shouted wildly.

Jian Zhou was kissing happily, and was taken aback by his yelling, so he quickly pressed Qiao Yichuan's head and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

"Ghost!" Qiao Yichuan raised his hand and scratched at random, not knowing where he put the fluorescent sticker.

Jian Zhou turned around holding Qiao Yichuan, and then saw the gleaming crotch of the "ghost" behind him.

He laughed so hard that Qiao Yichuan couldn't figure it out.

Jian Zhou patted Qiao Yichuan's butt lightly, and said to him, "Honey, you are awesome."