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Jian Zhou was very lethargic when he came to school the next morning. He had stayed up late for two consecutive nights. Although he drank coffee after breakfast, he still yawned non-stop while riding a bicycle.

The night before, he wasted too much time on Qiao Yichuan's love letter, but if he went to bed without studying, he felt a lingering sense of guilt, so he finally lay down, and got up and decided to do some problems until Go to bed sooner.

When he was about to arrive at the school, he saw a boy wearing a school uniform and carrying a schoolbag sitting on the side of the road smoking a cigarette. Jian Zhou glanced at him, couldn't tell whether he was looking forward to it or upset, and subconsciously walked outside the sidewalk.

However, Qiao Yichuan, who had already been eyeing him for a long time, rushed up extremely quickly, and grabbed the back seat of his bicycle before Jian Zhou could ride away.

"Fuck, are you fucking sick?" Jian Zhou felt like the kind of person who put on airs, who obviously liked someone, but still insisted on showing a look of disgust.

But what else could be done?It is impossible for Jian Zhou to fall in love early, especially before the college entrance examination.

Qiao Yichuan said with a smile while riding on the back seat of his car, "Good morning."

"It's as tall as your mother." Jian Zhou pushed him hard, but Qiao Yichuan took the opportunity to grab his wrist.

Qiao Yichuan looked at him with a smile, and sat on the back seat of his car: "Tsk, so fierce! Do you miss me?"

"...What on earth are you trying to do?" Jian Zhou felt that there might be some misunderstanding between him and Qiao Yichuan. Otherwise, why did the two people who were originally indifferent to each other suddenly get entangled by each other?If he didn't have that kind of careful thinking in his heart, everything would be easy to talk about. The problem is that he is a pool of "spring water", but this time, it's a good thing, he has been stirred up to the point of being full of love.

"You." Qiao Yichuan took advantage of the loophole, feeling extremely proud.

Jian Zhou sank, and tried to tell himself to be calm, not to do anything, and not to take it to heart, he said, "Qiao Yichuan, I don't care about you, do you? Can you stay away from me?"

"No!" Qiao Yichuan sat down firmly on Jian Zhou's bicycle, winked at Jian Zhou and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to be late."

Jian Zhou felt that he might have reached the limit of his patience. He couldn't express his love to this person, but he could vent his anger. Now it seemed that he had a fight with Qiao Yichuan.

"Get out." Jian Zhou said in a cold voice.

Qiao Yichuan deliberately angered him, smiled and shook his head.

Jian Zhou usually pretended to be good-tempered in front of outsiders, and now he didn't care about maintaining it. He didn't want the burden of being a good student. He lifted his foot and kicked Qiao Yichuan's knee, and successfully kicked him off the bicycle again.

Jian Zhou rode away, and Qiao Yichuan sat on the ground with knee pain and couldn't stand up.

"Fuck, what a kick!" He held his knees, thinking that he might not be able to go to school today.

When I was in physics class, as soon as I opened the exercise book, the love letter "annotated" by Jian Zhou fell out.

The deskmate looked over curiously, and wanted to help Jian Zhou pick it up, but Jian Zhou was almost scared to pee, and quickly refused. He spent a lot of effort, almost getting under the table, and finally let the one that can’t be seen by others The thing fell back into his hands.

He stuffed this "magic work" love letter into the pants of his school uniform, and suddenly found that there was no suitable time for him to return the letter to Qiao Yichuan, and told him ruthlessly: If the score is 100, this love letter can be learned from school. Pa can only give you 2 points at most.

Because he was thinking about such a thing, he didn't listen well in one class.

When get out of class was over, the physics teacher called him into the corridor and asked him worriedly: "Jian Zhou, are you too tired recently? It's okay to relax properly, don't collapse so tightly."

Jian Zhou suddenly felt sad and lowered his head.He hasn't been thinking about his studies for the past two days, but when the teacher saw him distracted in class, the first thing he thought of was not to blame him, but to persuade him to rest more.

He felt that he really couldn't continue to degenerate any longer, there was only one youth, and he didn't want to make himself regret it.

The third year of high school is a crucial year. All his opponents are racing against time to study, but he has played "games" with others.

He apologized to the teacher and thanked him, thinking that the problem between him and Qiao Yichuan must be resolved as soon as possible. As for the hidden love in his heart, it is not difficult to hide it as well as before.

In physical education class, Qiao Yichuan and a few boys were playing basketball under the sun.

Jian Zhou first stood not far from the basketball hoop and watched, and when he saw that the man was free, he called him right away, "Qiao Yichuan!"

Qiao Yichuan heard someone calling him, followed the sound and looked over, and found that it was Jian Zhou. He was a little surprised, and everyone who was playing next to him was also surprised.

Di Ge trotted over, leaned over to Qiao Yichuan, and said more excitedly than the protagonist, "Damn, Brother Chuan, he took the initiative to call you!"

"I'm not fucking deaf!" Qiao Yichuan smiled when he scolded people, the sweat from his forehead almost got into his eyes, he rubbed it, pushed away Di Ge who was in the way, and said: "Go ahead and play, don't wait for me."

Di Ge looked at Qiao Yichuan rubbing his eyes, took a breath and said, "Brother Chuan, you won't be so excited that you'll cry, right?"

Qiao Yichuan didn't hear Di Ge's words, so he rubbed his eyes and walked towards Jian Zhou.

Jian Zhou kept staring at Qiao Yichuan, trying his best to look upright and proud.

Qiao Yichuan was wearing a light blue short-sleeved T-shirt, and the trouser legs of his school uniform pants were rolled up to his calf, giving him a carefree but youthful look.

Seeing him approaching, Jian Zhou's heart began to beat wildly again. In order to hide his embarrassment, he quickly looked away and cursed secretly: "Fuck, you're so fucking coquettish."

Qiao Yichuan walked staggeringly at first, but when he was approaching Jian Zhou, he quickened his pace and trotted twice.

"Honey, are you looking for me?"

Facing Qiao Yichuan's unrestrained speech, Jian Zhou almost punched him directly.

"You fucking talk nonsense again, and I'll sew your mouth shut!"

Qiao Yichuan laughed out loud, and while laughing, he stretched out his hand to hug Jian Zhou's shoulder: "I said you have a really bad temper, does the teacher know that you love to swear so much?"

"Get your hands away!" Jian Zhou said in a cold voice.

Of course, Qiao Yichuan wouldn't just listen to what he said, and even put his nose on his face and said, "I'm hugging my wife, what's wrong?"

"..." Jian Zhou couldn't take it anymore. Qiao Yichuan's frivolity made him collapse. According to common sense, such a person would definitely make him hate him so much that he wanted to be thrown into the crematorium, but the reality is that he seemed to be in a daze. No matter what Qiao Yichuan is, he still likes it very much.

Jian Zhou suddenly grabbed Qiao Yichuan's wrist and snapped it in the opposite direction.

"Hey hey!" Qiao Yichuan didn't expect him to do this suddenly, begging for mercy in pain, "I was wrong, I was wrong!"

In fact, if Qiao Yichuan resisted, he might not be able to screw Jian Zhou. At least the two would be a tie, but Qiao Yichuan liked to tease him and coax others to play.

Seeing him begging for mercy, Jian Zhou knew that it would really hurt him to do so, so he let go of his hand, then raised his hand and hooked his fingers and said, "Come with me."

Qiao Yichuan shook his sore arm, feeling a little proud, so proud that he no longer knew his last name.

For a difficult person like Jian Zhou, Qiao Yichuan has always suspected that God forgot to put the "seven emotions and six desires" in when creating him. This person is simply cold and cold.

But now, this frigid patient "asked out" him in full view!

Qiao Yichuan was so immersed in his own charm that he couldn't extricate himself from it, and he didn't notice how Jian Zhou was gnashing his teeth and smoking from his seven orifices at the moment.

They detoured to the road that Jian Zhou liked to walk after school at night. It was cool under the shade of trees.

There are very few people here. Although it is a physical education class at the moment, there are only a few girls gathering together to whisper.

They walked along the path to the opposite direction to the school gate, and when they reached the end, they turned left and there was the back of the teaching building.

Usually no one would go to that place. Qiao Yichuan's heart was pounding with excitement, and he couldn't help thinking: Fuck, what should I do if Jian Zhou kisses me later?Do you want to accept it?Do you want it or not?Wouldn't it be nice if I refused?

At this time, Qiao Yichuan had forgotten that his "chasing" Jian Zhou was just a prank on a whim, and he was "kissed" by the usually serious monitor. Just thinking about it stimulated him, and this would be his capital to show off in the future!

He followed behind Jian Zhou, grinning, and the word "kiss me" was written on his forehead.

The two turned to the back of the teaching building, but there was no one there.

This kind of place is the best place to do something shameful!

Qiao Yichuan looked at Jian Zhou with a smile, and said with a playful smile, "Honey, you brought me here..."

Before Qiao Yichuan could finish his sentence, Jian Zhou's fist had already landed, and landed firmly on Qiao Yichuan's left cheek.

In fact, Jian Zhou didn't want to do this either, but he always felt that a punch would break Qiao Yichuan's flirtatious thoughts and his own unrealistic fantasies.

Qiao Yichuan was taken aback by the sudden punch, and stared at Jian Zhou with his face covered.

"Hold?"

He only said such a word, and Jian Zhou raised his hand again.

When the second punch fell, Jian Zhou was grabbed by Qiao Yichuan's wrist.

"Fuck! Are you fucking sick?" Qiao Yichuan received a solid punch on the left cheek, and he could clearly feel that half of his face had started to swell.

"You are the one who is sick!" Jian Zhou withdrew his fist and glared at Qiao Yichuan, "Is there something wrong with you? I told you to stay away from me and don't mess with me. You don't understand people's words, do you?" ?”

Seeing that he was serious, Qiao Yichuan immediately became angry. He stood up straight, held his head up, and said with a joking smile, "Squad leader, you just hit me."

Jian Zhou's face was a little uneasy, but he still insisted and said: "You are the one who hit you, a big idiot."

Qiao Yichuan let go of his hand, took two steps back, grinned with pain in his face, tilted his head and looked at Jian Zhou and said, "Squad leader, if you let the school know about your beating, the students in the last year Three good students, I'm afraid you won't be able to get the evaluation?"

"... If you have the guts, you can sue." Jian Zhou insisted, but he was a little worried in his heart. If Qiao Yichuan really went to report to the school, he would make a mistake.

"Don't act like a disaster is imminent." Qiao Yichuan used an idiom, and he was a little proud of himself. He said with a smile, "You are my wife, so you can beat me anyway."

Jian Zhou couldn't stand him like this the most, and secretly slandered: Don't call me your wife, even if we are together, you are my wife!

He was silent for a while, and did not refute Qiao Yichuan's words, but suddenly asked seriously, "Qiao Yichuan, you are not gay, are you?"

Qiao Yichuan froze, and suddenly froze. This was the first time he heard people around him say the word "gay".

It seems that this matter has never appeared in his life, and there is no such person around him. Of course, there may actually be one, but he doesn't know.

For some reason, these three words seemed to have opened up a certain acupuncture point in Qiao Yichuan's body. He looked at Jian Zhou, who was wearing a school uniform in front of him, and watched the sudden gust of wind blow the broken hair on this man's forehead. He had to sway slightly, and suddenly felt a little strange.

"I don't care if you are or not, anyway, I am not, and I think this matter is very appropriate." Jian Zhou took out the love letter Qiao Yichuan gave him yesterday from his pocket, and threw it on Qiao Yichuan in a ball, pretending to be arrogant He said, "I'll give it back to you. People like you, don't care about boys and girls. Those who like you must be blind."

After Jian Zhou finished speaking, he felt even more uncomfortable, but he couldn't hesitate, he must stop, and he would be disturbed by it.He left the love letter and Qiao Yichuan in a daze, turned around and left.

According to his usual personality, it was impossible for Jian Zhou to walk back from here after saying these words, and Qiao Yichuan would not give up until he beat him to bliss.

However, this time, Qiao Yichuan was uncharacteristically, picking up the ball of paper thrown away by Jian Zhou from the ground without saying anything.

Because he is curious.

Just when Jian Zhou was kneading the ball of paper, he vaguely saw a red mark on it, and when he wrote the love letter to Jian Zhou, he used a blue gel pen with no red at all.

He opened the letter, glanced at it briefly, leaned against the wall and laughed.

On the above, Jian Zhou made dense comments, so you can know how serious the other party is without thinking about it.

Although Qiao Yichuan was punched and ridiculed, he suddenly felt very happy at this moment.

Standing in a place where no one was disturbing, I read Jian Zhou's annotations again. The guy's handwriting is very beautiful, the pen is strong, and the atmosphere is beautiful.

Qiao Yichuan thought: He really deserves to be a good student. Even if his writing is good-looking, he is also so good-looking.

When he thought of this, he repeatedly "bah" a few times, then put away the love letter, and touched his swollen face.

"Gay?" Qiao Yichuan felt his heart beating a little faster. He squatted down against the wall, took out his phone and started searching for information about homosexuality.

Gay men are also called gay, usually divided into 1, 0, 0.5...

Qiao Yichuan was fascinated by watching it, and felt that this matter was very interesting, so he could study it in depth.This was the first time in Qiao Yichuan's life. He had never been so interested in anything before.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he put his cell phone in his pocket, and his mind was full of homosexuality, but he felt that he was definitely not, because at first he said that he wanted to chase Jian Zhou, just to deliberately punish him.

This is a prank, when the other party is in a mess, it is the moment for him to call the curtain.