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Before going to college, Qiao Yichuan set a goal for himself: to sleep with Jian Zhou in every major hotel in S City for four years in college.

Although he has long planned to rent a house for the two to live together, staying in a hotel is a kind of fun/interest, and occasionally the two of them go out to find excitement on weekends, which is conducive to enhancing their relationship.

Today is the day when this goal starts.

Qiao Yichuan dragged Jianzhou to the hotel, impatient and anxious.

Jian Zhou laughed at him and said, "I've never seen someone so eager to find a job!"

Qiao Yichuan didn't argue with him, instead he smirked and led him to walk quickly.

At night, the business district is brightly lit, and young hipsters are preparing to start their wonderful nightlife.

Qiao Yichuan didn't care to look at the various boutiques on the street, nor did he bother to take a look at the men and women who passed by them.He was full of Jian Zhou, he hadn't seen him for a few days, and he just wanted to hug, kiss, and cling to this person quickly, and then gossip while taking a bath.

The hotel was not far from where they were, and the two long-legged boys arrived in a short while.

Love hotels are different, and the door faces are decorated differently.

Arched doors, red lights, a big "GAY" sign hangs so blatantly.

Jian Zhou said: "This company is powerful, there are definitely people on it."

Qiao Yichuan looked up and asked blankly, "Huh? Up there?"

Jian Zhou glanced at him, and the two looked at each other. Qiao Yichuan understood, and laughed with his arms around Jian Zhou.

They opened the door and walked in. The dark red light made the whole hall look very subtle and ambiguous. Qiao Yichuan whispered next to Jian Zhou's ear, "When I was young, there was a street near my house called the 'Red Light District', and the shops there were full of it." This kind of lamp."

Jian Zhou glared at him, lightly bumped Qiao Yichuan's waist with his elbow, and said to him, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Qiao Yichuan went to check in with a smile, but when he got to the front desk, he had a bad feeling.

how to say?The pictures he saw when he booked the room were not the same as the ones in front of him now, because their lobby looked like it was half the size of the picture.

But Qiao Yichuan didn't think much about it, thinking that it might have been redecorated.

What's more, this room is not cheap for one night, so he thinks there should be no problem.

But a few minutes later, Qiao Yichuan was taught a lesson. Reality dealt him a heavy blow, and let him know what "spoofing" was.

After checking in, the little girl at the front desk said to him, "605 on the sixth floor."

Qiao Yichuan held the room card, Jian Zhou took his hand, and asked the front desk, "Excuse me, where is the elevator?"

"There is no elevator." The little girl at the front desk said, "Go ahead and turn right, the stairwell."

"...No elevator?" Qiao Yichuan was dumbfounded.

"No." The front desk glanced at him, then turned to continue watching his TV series.

"Let's go." Jian Zhou pulled Qiao Yichuan inside, "It's just for exercising. It's only on the sixth floor, so it's okay."

There are only six floors in this building, and they are on the top floor.

Jian Zhou has been in military training recently. Although he hasn't been there for a long time, his physical fitness has improved a lot, but Qiao Yichuan is different. Not to mention that he found a reason to escape from military training. Just before, he had never "exercised" in his life. word people.

Take the car when you go out, go to the elevator when you go upstairs, and never stand when you can sit when you get home, and never sit when you can lie down.

Going up to the sixth floor almost killed Qiao Yichuan.

He was hanging on Jian Zhou's body, and he was out of breath climbing the stairs.

"Your physical fitness is too poor, you should really exercise." Jian Zhou put his arms around his waist, basically holding this guy up and walking up, "You don't cherish such a good exercise opportunity in military training. It’s just so tiring for a building!”

"I can't do it anymore..." Qiao Yichuan tilted his head and leaned against Jian Zhou's head, "I feel lucky that I was fucked by you down here from the beginning, otherwise I would really be exhausted."

Jian Zhou laughed out loud at what he said, turned his head and kissed Qiao Yichuan: "It'll be here later, I'll charge you well!"

Qiao Yichuan's mind was filled with the image of "charging", which was so dirty that he didn't want it.

"Jian Zhou, I really didn't expect you to be such a hooligan."

"Where am I playing a hooligan?" Jian Zhou looked up and immediately reached the sixth floor.

Qiao Yichuan touched back with the hand that was holding the handrail of the stairs, and grabbed Jian Zhou's "evil hand" that had been inserted into the back of his trouser waist.

"You little comrade, you can tell it's not a good thing just by looking at it!" Qiao Yichuan imitated Uncle Yu's way of talking, "It's not serious at all!"

Jian Zhou looked at him, then suddenly turned his foot across and tripped Qiao Yichuan.

Qiao Yichuan didn't stand still, and fell straight forward. When he fell, half of his body was hanging on Jian Zhou, so he hugged Jian Zhou subconsciously.

Jian Zhou had already made preparations and hugged him tightly, and the two of them stood firmly on the steps.

Jian Zhou followed Qiao Yichuan's way and said, "You little comrade, you don't look like a good thing at first sight! Don't keep thinking about throwing yourself into other people's arms!"

Qiao Yichuan knew that Jian Zhou was doing something wrong on purpose, so he leaned forward with his eyes wide open to bite.

The two quarreled in the corridor for a while, and finally came to the sixth floor.

Qiao Yichuan's ominous premonition grew stronger, and Jian Zhou also began to feel that something was wrong.

"Uh, the layout here is very subtle." The two of them came to the door of 605, and Jian Zhou knocked on the wall, "It seems to be a partition."

"Baby, let me tell you, I have a very strong, ominous, premonition right now." Qiao Yichuan swiped his card, and the door opened.

When he inserted the room card into the electricity inlet, a clear cry suddenly came from an unknown room. To be precise, it was not a sound, but a burst.

The two were called so that their spines felt chills, and Jian Zhou smiled awkwardly and said, "It seems that the sound insulation here is not very good."

Qiao Yichuan patted his forehead, thinking that he would have to control himself later.

When the two of them cast their eyes into the room, they were completely dumbfounded.

The so-called "comrade love//fun round bed room" really surprised the two of them.

Comrades—the walls are covered with muscular/muscular/male photo posters.

Love//Fun – all the walls and curtains are pink organza.

Round bed - it's really a round bed, there's nothing to complain about.

Who is Qiao Yichuan?He can be regarded as the son of a famous entrepreneur in his hometown, and he basically stays in star-rated hotels wherever he goes. However, the so-called "comrade love//interesting hotel" in front of them is at best a pink decoration// small hotel.

"Jian Zhou," Qiao Yichuan took out his phone in embarrassment, opened the hotel booking software, and clicked on the picture on it, "Did we go to the wrong place?"

Jian Zhou leaned over to take a look, rubbed his eyebrows helplessly and said: "It's not wrong, we just experienced what is called a 'profiteer'."

Qiao Yichuan couldn't stand this place, so he pulled Jian Zhou to leave, but Jian Zhou thought that he had paid for the room and checked in. Even if the two of them stood at the door for a while, the money would not be refunded.

"Just here." Jian Zhou held Qiao Yichuan with his backhand, "Every step in life has its meaning. Let's take it as a lesson today."

He lifted his foot, kicked the door to close it, and then pulled Qiao Yichuan, who was full of displeasure, inside. When he got to the bed, he found it funny looking at the pictures of muscular men on the wall who looked like bodybuilders.

Qiao Yichuan glanced at it, then quickly raised his hand to cover Jian Zhou's eyes.

"What are you doing?" Jian Zhou pulled his hand and kissed his palm.

"You are not allowed to look at other men!" Qiao Yichuan went to close the curtains and turn off the lights. However, the curtains did not block the light, and the moonlight and lights outside still shone in. Although they couldn't see clearly, the various macho men on the wall were still there. Vaguely visible.

Jian Zhou felt that Qiao Yichuan's behavior was a little too cute, so he walked up to the other party, hugged him and kissed him.

In this way, the two young people who came to "experience" spent this wonderful night accompanied by the shouts outside one after another. Qiao Yichuan kept biting his lips to suppress himself. He didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of being overheard by others. go.

His voice can only be called to Jian Zhou.

The whole night, the two barely closed their eyes.

It's not that Jian Zhou has good physical strength, and it's not that Qiao Yichuan has much stamina, but that it's too noisy outside. Every time the two of them were about to fall asleep, they were startled by a scream.

"Honey, I have to sincerely apologize to you." Lying in Jian Zhou's arms, Qiao Yichuan said listlessly, "I don't think I have the confidence to live anymore."

Jian Zhou was tired and sleepy. During military training, he got up early and went to bed late. He was extremely tired. He wanted to sleep well after "exercising" with Qiao Yichuan on the weekend, but he ended up sleeping well. Now even light sleep is a problem. up.

But he can't complain yet, he has to coax this guy in his arms, who made him like him.

"It's okay." Jian Zhou kissed Qiao Yichuan's nose and said, "You think, if we adopt a child in the future, we can say when we tell him stories, 'Your father and we lived in the most beautiful place in the world. Niu's Love Hotel, how face-saving, who can compare to us?"

Qiao Yichuan was amused by him, and after laughing, he curled his lips and said, "Hurry up this semester, I want to sleep in the same bed with you every night!"

It was dawn, and Jian Zhou and Qiao Yichuan got up listlessly and went downstairs to check out.

The front desk was replaced by a middle-aged woman. The aunt smiled and asked them both: "How is it? Remember to give our family a good review!"

Qiao Yichuan smiled "hehe", and Jian Zhou put his arms around his neck and left without saying a word.

After leaving the door, Qiao Yichuan looked back at the face. He thought it was novel and mysterious before, but looking at it now, he felt cheap and low-level.

The two people who were deceived found a KFC for breakfast, and Jian Zhou asked Qiao Yichuan, "What are your plans later?"

Qiao Yichuan was so sleepy that he planned to take Jian Zhou to find a decent hotel to have a good night's sleep. He didn't do anything but just sleep.

But just as Jian Zhou finished asking him, his cell phone rang.

He looked down, and the caller turned out to be Qu He.

He has a good relationship with Qu He during this time, but the root cause is that Qu He likes to be with him.

No matter eating or attending class, the people around Jian Zhou will always be Qu He. If he didn't know that guy likes their instructor, Jian Zhou would almost feel that Qu He fell in love with him.

"Who is it?" Qiao Yichuan stretched his neck to look at his screen, "Your classmate?"

"Yeah." Jian Zhou hesitated for a moment, but still picked up the phone. He called this early in the morning and didn't know what was the matter.

"Jian Zhou..." Qu He seemed to be crying again.

Jian Zhou frowned slightly, and asked him, "Well, what's wrong with you?"

Qu He tried his best to hold back on the phone, and then said, "Are you at school? I'm outside now, but I lost my wallet. If you take a taxi back to school, can you pick me up at the door and pay for me first?"