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In this world, every word that the person you like says to you can be understood as love words.

This was the case with Jian Zhou at the moment. Qiao Yichuan said that if he wrote his autobiography, he would be the one who appeared most frequently.

In fact, Jian Zhou really wanted to laugh at him, and wanted to tell him that the one who appeared most frequently should be himself.

But he didn't say anything, just picked up the wine glass and touched it lightly, the two looked at each other with smiles in their eyes, and they drank another glass of beer.

Jian Zhou felt his stomach swell after drinking two cups, so he rubbed it subconsciously.

Qiao Yichuan leaned forward meanly, and whispered, "Pregnant?"

"...If you want to conceive, you are pregnant." Jian Zhou glared at him, because of embarrassment, he picked up the wine bottle and poured himself wine in a daze.

Qiao Yichuan was in a good mood seeing him so "on the road", and felt that the "Drunk Jianzhou Project" would soon be realized.

The two of them didn't eat for a long time when Qiao Yichuan's phone started ringing.

They both looked at the flashing screen at the same time, the caller was Sang Yi.

Jian Zhou almost forgot about this person, but now he suddenly remembered that Sang Yi had written him a love letter and bought breakfast for him before, but he kept ignoring her, and there was no movement after that, probably because he quit in spite of the difficulties .

He was surprised that Qiao Yichuan and Sang Yi were also in contact.

Qiao Yichuan looked at the phone, feeling a little annoyed, so he pressed it and hung up.

He didn't want to hear Sang Yi questioning him like "checking the post". Originally, the two had nothing to do with each other, but the girl always seemed to regard herself as his girlfriend.

It doesn't matter to others, if Jian Zhou misunderstands, it will be troublesome.

"Why don't you pick it up?" Jian Zhou didn't feel much on the surface, but he became curious in his heart. He took a bunch of beef, ate it slowly, and said casually, "You two know each other quite well?"

Before Qiao Yichuan could answer, Sang Yi called again.

"Not very familiar." Qiao Yichuan hung up again, "I don't know what you want from me."

Of course Jian Zhou didn't believe what he said, this kid ran the train with his mouth full every day, who knew which words were true, especially in the past, I don't know how many little girls he hooked up with.

Thinking of this, Jian Zhou felt guilty for a moment. He remembered that he had told Qiao Yichuan categorically that he was not gay, but in the end, he was about to be slapped in the face.

"What are you thinking about?" Qiao Yichuan looked at Jian Zhou in a daze, afraid that he would think too much, and immediately prepared to explain, but he didn't know what to say. If he really didn't think too much and he didn't tell himself, wouldn't it be more embarrassing.

"I was wondering how much you drink."

Just as Jian Zhou was talking, Qiao Yichuan's cell phone rang again.

Qiao Yichuan gave a "tsk" impatiently, but when he looked down, it wasn't Sang Yi this time, it was Di Ge.

In fact, Qiao Yichuan felt guilty when he saw Di Ge's name. When the college entrance examination was approaching, his whole mind was divided into two parts, one part was on Jian Zhou, and the other part was on the endorsement.

Jian Zhou told him that he couldn't make up for science for a while, so he could only start with liberal arts. Although it was not easy to get high scores in a short period of time in Chinese and English, it was easy to improve from Qiao Yichuan's original bottom line level. So during that time, Qiao Yichuan studied very obediently, reciting this and learning that every day, just to ask Jian Zhou for credit after school at night and let the other party praise him.

Because of this, he spent much less time fooling around with Di Ge and the others.

Di Ge asked him worriedly before: "Brother Chuan, did something happen to your family?"

At that time, Qiao Yichuan gave Di Ge a "beat of love" and warned him not to be crowed again.

In the past, the two of them had the best relationship, almost except when they were at home, they could be regarded as inseparable.

However, Qiao Yichuan began to value sex over friends just like that. After the college entrance examination, he never thought of Di Ge at all.

"Why don't you answer?" Jian Zhou chewed the meat, raised his eyebrows and said, "Afraid I'll hear your call?"

"That's not it!" Qiao Yichuan answered the phone neatly in order to prove that he was not guilty.

"Brother Chuan! Where are you? Come to Orson! Ye Zirui and the others are all here!" Orson is an Internet cafe where they used to play games together. Games like this are boring to play at home by yourself, so you must be a good brother We are motivated only together.

"I'm not going," Qiao Yichuan glanced at Jian Zhou, who was looking at him and smiling, "I'm eating outside."

"Eat? I didn't eat either! Where do you eat?" Di Ge's voice sounded very high-spirited, and he didn't know how he did in the exam. Anyway, he said "I've finished the exam and none of you can do anything to me." Posture".

"You don't care where I eat!" Qiao Yichuan began to pray that he would not meet those annoying spirits. He doesn't want any friendship at all now, he only wants Jian Zhou, "Don't bother me, you play your own, and then give If I call, I'm welcome!"

Hearing Qiao Yichuan's harsh words to the person on the other end of the phone, Jian Zhou couldn't help laughing silently.

After hanging up the phone, Qiao Yichuan looked up and saw Jian Zhou smiling at him, making his heart melt.

From the first time we met, he thought that Jian Zhou was handsome, the kind of clean and handsome, as if everyone else was sweating profusely and dirty in summer, but he seemed to come from outer space, clean Dry and non-greasy.

As soon as he saw Jian Zhou, he was in a good mood. Looking at Jian Zhou and smiling, Qiao Yichuan felt that he wanted to go out and run around.

"What are you looking at?" Jian Zhou deliberately found fault, "Let's look at the fees."

Qiao Yichuan suddenly stood up and bowed in front of Jian Zhou, lifted the other's chin with his fingers and said, "I just want to see, I just want to see, I have money, how do you charge for it?"

Jian Zhou didn't expect this guy to come up with such a trick, the feeling of being raised his chin made him feel that he was being molested.

Jian Zhou laughed, and suddenly pinched Qiao Yichuan's chest and said, "Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

Qiao Yichuan screamed after being pinched by him, and quickly withdrew, rubbing his chest and sitting down.

"Aren't you bad?" Qiao Yichuan complained, "Pinch my boobs."

Jian Zhou just took a sip of wine, but he spit out his words.

"Can you be more careful when you speak!" Jian Zhou took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, blushing under Qiao Yichuan's proud gaze.

The two drank six bottles of beer in the end. Jian Zhou, who drank for the first time, drank two and a half bottles by himself. When he came out of the barbecue shop, he had already started to walk.

He tilted his head, leaned against Qiao Yichuan, and looked at the endless stream of people and vehicles, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

I don't know if everyone is like this, but it is easy to feel sad after drinking.

"Qiao Yichuan." Jian Zhou suddenly grabbed Qiao Yichuan's wrist and said, "Go and sit by the roadside for a while."

It was dark, and the street lights dyed the world orange.

The cars in front of them and the people behind them all passed by in a hurry. On this summer night, no one noticed these two teenagers who smelled like alcohol.

Qiao Yichuan sat quietly beside Jian Zhou, and the shop behind him played songs that none of them had heard.

He felt that Jian Zhou had something on his mind, and he had some vague guesses about it, but he didn't dare to jump to a conclusion.

"Smoking?" Qiao Yichuan took out his cigarette and lighter, and lightly bumped Jian Zhou with his elbow.

Jian Zhou did drink a little too much, he knew that he was in a trance right now.

He had never drank alcohol, let alone smoked, but when he stared at the cigarette box handed over by the other party, he took it by accident.

He feels like a person who has been suppressed for a long time has finally begun to reveal his true nature. He wants to do anything he didn't dare to do before, he wants to take off his previous disguise, and become a person completely different from what his parents expected.

To put it bluntly, he just wanted to take revenge on them now, to annoy them.

Qiao Yichuan didn't expect Jian Zhou to actually take it. He looked at the other party in disbelief, and watched the boy in front of him light a cigarette awkwardly, took a sip, and choked hard.

Jian Zhou's smoking posture was extremely youthful at first glance, but it made Qiao Yichuan feel pleasing to the eye.

After Jian Zhou finished coughing, Qiao Yichuan also lit a cigarette. The two leaned against each other, neither of them spoke, smoking a cigarette, staring at the front in a daze.

After the cigarette was finished, Jian Zhou began to feel sleepy.

He slowly leaned against Qiao Yichuan with his eyelids drooping, as if his soul had been pulled out of his body.

"Jian Zhou." Qiao Yichuan called his name in a low voice.

"Huh?" It took Jian Zhou a long time to respond to him with one word.

The "Drunk Jianzhou Project" was considered a success, and the next step was to abduct people back home.

"You're already like this, don't go home, I'll call Uncle Yu, you can go to my house at night." Qiao Yichuan was very nervous when he said this, for fear that Jian Zhou would not agree and become angry again.

Fortunately, the other party was silent for a few seconds, and then responded him with a faint "hmm".

Qiao Yichuan almost cheered in his heart. Three and a half bottles of beer were nothing to him, but now Jian Zhou was clearly unresponsive.

Qiao Yichuan simply raised his hand and put the other party in his arms, then called Uncle Yu and asked him to come pick them up.

While waiting for Uncle Yu, Jian Zhou almost fell asleep. At this time, the temperature outside is just right, and it is very comfortable when the wind blows.

Qiao Yichuan stared at Jian Zhou and asked him, "What kind of person do you like?"

Jian Zhou was silent for a long time, so long that Qiao Yichuan thought he was asleep and would not answer.

"I like..." Jian Zhou smiled lightly, and then said, "The person I like."

Qiao Yichuan was completely speechless, and felt that he had to give zero points for this answer.

They waited for more than half an hour, and Uncle Yu finally arrived.

Qiao Yichuan helped Jian Zhou into the back seat. When Uncle Yu saw this boy, he immediately laughed.

"...Uncle Yu, I'll be embarrassed if you do this." After Qiao Yichuan closed the car door, Jian Zhou lay down on Qiao Yichuan's lap very naturally, and even put his arms around his waist.

Uncle Yu watched this scene, "tsk tsk" twice, and then turned back to drive.

"Is my dad home?" Qiao Yichuan changed the subject casually.

Uncle Yu hesitated for a moment, which gave Qiao Yichuan a bad feeling.

"Uh, at noon today, Mr. Qiao said to go and see what happened to the house over there."

"Over there?" Qiao Yichuan asked suspiciously, "Where is that?"

"You may not know that Mr. Qiao got married and bought a new house, but it should be used for investment."

Qiao Yichuan felt that a basin of cold water was poured down hard. He knew that Uncle Yu was just comforting him. The so-called new house that was hidden from him must be the new home that the old guy bought to be happy with his current wife.

Life is really funny, Qiao Yichuan thought: I'm really fucking redundant.