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Of course Qiao Yichuan didn't want to study. If he wanted to study, it would be a ghost.

There is such a kind of people in the world who are against learning, and Qiao Yichuan feels that he is a typical representative of this kind of people.

I haven't had a good guide since I was a child, and I don't know how to learn when I grow up. I only said to study when I was in the third year of high school. Is it possible?He felt that there was no "learning factor" in his body when he was born, so he can only be a scumbag in this life.

Qiao Yichuan looked at the serious Jian Zhou amusedly, thinking that he seemed really stupid.

Normal people can see that he is not material for learning, and he has no intention of learning, but why does Jian Zhou take it seriously?

Or, Jian Zhou actually understands it in his heart, but he is just pretending to be confused with himself here?

Then why is he here?

Qiao Yichuan thought about it, and had a guess in his mind that he felt was very reliable.

"Jian Zhou." He sat down, leaned on the table and looked sideways at the man with a straight face, "Do you like me?"

Jian Zhou frowned, showing his typical "impatient face", and said with disgust, "Are you out of your mind? I'm blind and I like you?"

"Then why did you come to my house?"

"Didn't you tell me to come?"

"Then why did you come when I asked you to come?" The more Qiao Yichuan asked, the more he felt that Jian Zhou was interested in him, and he felt complacent.

"You said you want to study." Anger ignited in Jian Zhou's heart, and he kept telling himself that Qiao Yichuan was just talking nonsense there, and he didn't really see through him at all, but even so, Jian Zhou was still very guilty.

I thought I kept a well-hidden little secret, but suddenly one day, I found that someone might have exposed it. This feeling, no matter how you think about it, will not be very happy.

Qiao Yichuan saw Jian Zhou's anger, and he accepted it as soon as it was good, and he didn't dare to provoke him again, and he followed Mao to comfort him and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I said that, the class leader is kind-hearted, selfless, caring about his classmates, I am very grateful! "

He clasped his hands together and waved to Jian Zhou.

Jian Zhou was amused by his funny appearance, and all his anger dissipated at once.

He tapped the exercise book with a pen, and said, "It's amazing, and I've learned to speak idioms! Let's look at mathematics first, starting from the basics, and I'll smooth it out for you chapter by chapter, and you take notes on the question types."

"Notes?" Qiao Yichuan said subconsciously.

"Just find a notebook," Jian Zhou looked at his appearance, lost his temper by this guy, bent down helplessly and took out his own notebook with only two pages from the schoolbag on the table , Throwing it in front of Qiao Yichuan, "Use this."

Qiao Yichuan smiled, took the notebook, and said, "Squad leader, you're so kind."

Jian Zhou was embarrassed by his praise, and turned to flip the book in embarrassment.

Qiao Yichuan kept staring at Jian Zhou with a smile. He felt that after leaving school, this person was obviously not so "superior" and had a lot more "humanity". "The burden is so boring, Qiao Yichuan really wants to see Jian Zhou let himself go, the picture must be very beautiful.

"What are you doing?" Jian Zhou suddenly turned to look at him, and made a straight face again, "Flipping the book!"

"Oh oh oh, flip through the book." Qiao Yichuan flipped through the book indiscriminately, and then asked guiltily, "What page did you turn to?"

Early summer is actually a good season to go out and play.

The weather is not so hot, the sun is not so basking, most of the time it is sunny and windy, especially on cloudy days today, with a little cool breeze blowing outside, it is very comfortable.

If it was the past, on weekends, Qiao Yichuan would definitely go out with a basketball in his arms for a day, or call a few people to make a fuss in Internet cafes and game halls.

Today is a rare day when he is bored at home on weekends, and he refuses to go out when anyone calls.

The reason is of course Jian Zhou.

He was lying on the table, sleepy in a daze, what Jian Zhou said, in fact, he listened to the left ear and went out with the right ear.

"Do you remember?" Jian Zhou looked at him sideways and found that Qiao Yichuan's eyelids were already fighting.

He rolled his eyes, put down his pen, suddenly grabbed Qiao Yichuan's neck from behind, and said viciously, "I'm talking dry to you here, but you don't listen well!"

"Hey hey hey!" Jian Zhou didn't use much force, he was just trying to scare him, but Qiao Yichuan waved the white flag very cooperatively and begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong! Listen, I listen carefully!"

Jian Zhou didn't let go of his hand, but relaxed, and looked at Qiao Yichuan with raised eyebrows.

Qiao Yichuan peeked at him from the corner of his eye, seeing Jian Zhou's sudden raised eyebrows and smile, his heart skipped a beat twice.

It's like watching a movie and suddenly seeing the conservative heroine change into a deep V T-shirt, or walking on the street and seeing the big white legs of the beautiful sisters.

Is there a word called "heartbeat"?Qiao Yichuan slowly turned his head to look at Jian Zhou. He felt that this word was not suitable for the two of them, but he couldn't find other idioms in his mind for a while.

At this time, Qiao Yichuan was extremely annoyed that he was uneducated.

He and Jian Zhou looked at each other, and the other party smiled and said, "Are you still sleepy?"

Qiao Yichuan laughed along with him, raised his hand to hold Jian Zhou's hand, pulled it down, and coaxed him, "Don't be sleepy anymore, I'll listen well."

The atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous, Jian Zhou felt that something was wrong, immediately withdrew his hand, picked up the pen, looked at the textbook pretending to be calm and said: "Continue!"

Qiao Yichuan stared at him for another two seconds, and found that Jian Zhou's ears were red.After molesting girls for so many years, now he finds out that molesting boys is so enjoyable!

"It's pretty." He said blankly, "Your ears are like a big peony in the flower bed downstairs."

"..." Jian Zhou raised his hand and touched his ears indiscriminately, and complained to him, "Don't use fucking metaphors, it's not appropriate at all."

Qiao Yichuan was completely amused by his words, put his hand on his chin, and said with a smile on his face, "I praised you for looking good!"

Jian Zhou was even more embarrassed. He turned to the other side, calmed down, and then turned back and said, "I will count down to three. If you don't study, I will leave."

"Study, learn! I can't do it!" Qiao Yichuan quickly looked at the textbook, and muttered in a low voice, "The monitor is so fierce."

All day long, Qiao Yichuan was tightly bound by Jian Zhou. At almost four o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Zhou was still talking about the main points, but Qiao Yichuan's mind couldn't keep up.

He was very depressed, regretting why he made such a bad excuse for studying to "date" Jian Zhou, wasting his good time on these messy formulas and question types!

However, if he used other reasons, it is estimated that Jian Zhou would not even talk to him.

Life is so desperate, Qiao Yichuan looked at the words and symbols that turned into ants on the pages of the book, and suddenly wanted to give up on dating Jian Zhou.

Falling in love with Jian Zhou...

"Fuck me?" Qiao Yichuan suddenly uttered a questionable swear word.

"Who's the fuck?" Jian Zhou wrote a typical sample problem in his notebook and gave it to Qiao Yichuan, "I'll do it later, you can see if you can do this problem first."

Qiao Yichuan looked down at the notebook, then at Jian Zhou, and asked him, "Can you stop being serious?"

"You said it first." Jian Zhou glanced at him and urged, "Hurry up, I have to go home later."

"So early?" Qiao Yichuan was a little surprised. It was getting dark now, and it was Saturday again. It was incomprehensible to go home so early.

"Well, go back before dark."

"...Are you Cinderella? There are also door guards?"

Jian Zhou put his hands on the table, propped his face sideways, looked at Qiao Yichuan, and said expressionlessly, "It's just a habit."

"... What a broken habit!" He curled his lips and looked down at the question.

Not surprisingly, Qiao Yichuan couldn't do it.

"This problem is exactly the same as the solution I just mentioned, how could it not?" Jian Zhou frowned, and asked him with some displeasure, "Did you listen to me carefully?"

Of course not, Qiao Yichuan was distracted the whole day today, his soul drifted from Antarctica to Venice, and from the Mona Lisa to the evening dress mask.My mind is full, but there are no math problems.

But he dared not tell the truth, for fear that Jian Zhou would get angry with him.

Qiao Yichuan didn't know what was going on with him. He liked to see Jian Zhou get angry, but today he was so cowardly that he wanted to coax that person with every word he said.

I'm probably really crazy.Qiao Yichuan thought: It's hot, and my brain is not working well, so I started coaxing him!

Moreover, he was just thinking that he was in love with Jian Zhou, was he crazy or what?

When they got together, it was Qiao Yichuan who teased Jian Zhou, yes, it was also Qiao Yichuan who threatened to chase Jian Zhou, but it was just for fun, to annoy this person.

"What are you thinking?" Jian Zhou was obviously a little angry. He wasted the whole day, but the other party didn't listen at all. He felt like he was being played.

"Hey, don't be angry!" Qiao Yichuan frowned, and quickly coaxed him, "I didn't mean to..."

Jian Zhou looked at him, and said to him angrily, "Qiao Yichuan, are you kidding me?"

"Ah? No!" Qiao Yichuan felt that he was really aggrieved this time, at least today he really didn't want to make Jian Zhou angry, "I really didn't mean it, I'm stupid! You think I've been wasted for so many years Well, before you came today, I didn't even know how to draw coordinate axes, how can I eat a fat man in one bite?"

After listening to Qiao Yichuan's explanation, Jian Zhou thought about it carefully, and he really lost his temper.

He felt that he might be stupid too, actually thinking that what Qiao Yichuan said made sense at this moment.

"You are not serious at all." Jian Zhou still complained, "You are very smart, if you want to learn, it is impossible not to learn."

"Ah? Ah? Ah?" Qiao Yichuan laughed suddenly, leaned in front of Jian Zhou and said, "Are you complimenting me?"

Jian Zhou looked at the suddenly magnified face in front of him, hid back, pushed him away with disgust and said, "No, I was joking."

"No, you're not the kind of person who can joke around." Complacent, Qiao Yichuan followed Jian Zhou's example and said solemnly, "I'm just smart."

"...Narcissist." Jian Zhou actually wanted to laugh, but he insisted on holding back. He started to pack his things and said, "I'm going home."

"Don't..." Qiao Yichuan grabbed his arm and said like a fool, "Stay a little longer, and leave after dinner."

Jian Zhou looked down at Qiao Yichuan holding his hand, and suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling, he had never felt like this before, and his heart was stuffy, as if something was stuck in his heart.

"No."

"Let's go after eating!" Qiao Yichuan was a little anxious, and hurried to the side, picked up the phone and called downstairs, "Now make dinner, hurry up!"

Jian Zhou looked back at him, and asked puzzledly, "Qiao Yichuan, are you going to poison me during dinner?"