Live broadcast of Jia Amnesty's counterattack daily

As the saying goes: "First watch for people, second watch for gongs, third watch for ghosts, fourth watch for thieves, and fifth watch for roosters."

As a big slob who gets up earlier than chickens every tenth, especially in this cold winter and twelfth lunar month, Jia She holds Mrs. Tang in his arms, sits in the warm carriage full of charcoal fire, yawns and lifts up the corner of the curtain , pointing to the outside covered by thick fog, the lanterns were swaying non-stop with the cold wind, with some bright lights showing slightly, and sighed: "Grand court meeting, these small officials below the fifth rank will also come to participate, They are not eligible to enter the waiting courtyard. They can only eat in the small shop on the imperial street to keep warm. They will be slaughtered by these shopkeepers who rely on the mountains behind them. What they eat is not the same as pig food. Blow cold wind outside the hall!"

The audience in the live broadcast room only looked at the afterimage of the white mist, and saw Jia She quickly put down the curtain, shivering and huddled in front of the stove to keep warm, looking up at the screen with his old face that was blown by the wind and freezing: " I froze to death. You heartless people just look at me cold, neither comforting nor giving flowers, it’s so annoying!"

audience:"…………"

The viewers of Xingwang who were about to post a barrage were all stunned, the old man is well versed in the routines of Internet celebrities!It's a pity that the cuteness is so natural--

"The face is a bit disabled! The elder should go to bed early and get up early, take good care of it (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"

"My lord wants to change his hairstyle!"

"flower*9999"

"23333 has been added to the expression pack!"

"10000 steps a day, meet a better self (^o^)/"

"Liuwei Dihuang Wan, you deserve it, dear!"

"........."

Seeing the increasing flowers and the barrage that almost covered his face, Jia She felt that his body was warmed up a lot. After eating his meal, he leisurely got out of the carriage in the lane, put on a fox Qiu, entered the waiting room.

Waiting for the leaky courtyard, following the old system of the previous dynasty, and setting it to the right of the south gate, it is intended to be sympathetic to the officials and shelter from the wind and rain.

"The one who can sit here and drink tea is either the old fox or the one who is in the heart of the emperor." Jia Amnesty introduced silently in his heart, then wandered his head around, found a "soft persimmon" on his own, walked over, hug Looking at Mrs. Tang, she raised her chin slightly, signaling for people to get up and make way.

Seeing this, "Ruan Persimmon" had a look of surprise in his eyes, took a deep breath, got up, greeted him, and asked teasingly, "Uncle Xi, are you not asking for leave today?"

"Please next time." After Jia She sat down as a matter of course, he whispered again: "Of course, there are dudes like us! We are born with gold spoons."

"I'm so envious of those with full reincarnation skills!"

"Is this considered workplace bullying?"

"Is there any master student to explain why the one who seems to have not slept all night gave up his seat? Respect the old and love the young?"

"Didn't you hear people call you uncle? In ancient times, seniority was very important!"

"According to "A Dream of Red Mansions", the person in front of me is probably Jia Zhen?"

"Scum, scum even worse than the Grand Master! Rotten eggs*11!"

"Rotten eggs*23333!"

"Hahaha, don't you cry, I'll give you flowers, [Master Dazed · jpg] After watching it for a long time, I feel like a scumbag."

"........."

Looking at the vivid images of rotten eggs thrown at him one by one on the screen, Jia Amnesty felt that his body was full of stench, and instantly glared at Jia Zhen with grief and indignation.

It's all the big nephew's fault!

Jia Zhen didn't understand, so she looked at Jia She innocently, lowered her voice, and asked, "Uncle She, you are unhappy, and you are going to Ruyi Garden at night? It is said that two new orchids have arrived."

"No, I want Jingjing." Jia Amnesty pushed Jia Zhen away with disgust, and said solemnly, "Don't ask me who Jingjing is."

Jia Zhen: "..."

I tried to persuade him with kind words, but I didn't expect to get such an answer. Uncle Jia Zhen also got angry, turned around and left, and found a few familiar family friends to meet in Ruyi Garden.

Looking at the several nobles who were chatting with Jia Zhen, Jia She unconsciously touched his neck, and subconsciously looked at the rising sun outside the window.The rising sun continued to rise at a speed visible to the naked eye, quickly and violently crushing the black mist before dawn, and sprinkled a golden glow, illuminating the earth.

It seems to be explaining a simple and obvious truth.

There is no two suns in the sky, and no two kings in the country.

They, the grasshoppers after autumn, are going to die!

Moved by his profound introspection, Jia Amnesty wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes, tapped Mrs. Tang with his hands, recalled the books he had read, and calculated how many rich days he still had.

There is no doubt that the Jia family belongs to the emperor's faction.

On August 38, the 22th year of Deyou, Emperor Ren ordered his successor son Gu Jin to be the new emperor.

the truth...

Jia Amnesty scratched his head, he didn't know either.During the Mid-Autumn Festival, his father was seriously injured when he rescued Jia, and Jia's family was thrown into chaos.On August [-]th, when the medicine stone was ineffective and the father died, Jia's family seemed to have lost the magic needle of the sea, and demons and monsters appeared together, making a mess.When the title of the head of his family was determined, Jia Zheng and his wife lived in the Rongxi Hall. It seemed that the brothers had their own income.

Before he could figure out what was going on, Jia Amnesty took a deep breath when he heard the gurgling sound.As long as the last emperor lived, the Jia family would have a gold medal for avoiding death. At the same time, it is impossible for the Jia family to seek refuge with the new emperor.Although I don't know why the emperor abdicated, but father and son are not compatible, this point is known to anyone with winks.The way of being an official is the most taboo of grass on the wall.

But it can be broadcast live!Hahaha, I didn't expect that one day the emperor would also appear on the stage in his "stage"!

Thinking about it this way, I feel good, powerful, terrible!

Jia She jumped for joy and shouted wildly in his heart: "Quick, quick, shredded radish is here, bah, the Trinity is here! The emperor is here, hurry up, throw flowers, give money, quick, quick, quick!"

The troupe master, who was very involved in the play, looked excited, which also aroused the emotions of the audience, and instantly responded to the call.

"I didn't realize that I was short of money after the coin was cast!"

"+Terminal number! I've never seen someone as unpretentious as the old man, begging for tickets so righteously!"

"What did the ancient emperors look like? There are Ma Zikang and Zhu Baba in the ancient museum, they are so ugly!"

"Actually, I'd rather see three thousand beauties in the harem!"

"Bring your own power filter! Be handsome no matter what!"

"Anyone who can blindly accept Jia's daughter must be a third-class cripple! Ugly *, Si!"

"........."

Numerous bullet screens flashed before his eyes. Jia She looked at the huge "Ugly Man" written on the screen, and glanced at the corner of his mouth. Although he is the emperor's party, he asked himself, in terms of face today, he is really the kind of person who overwhelms the country level.

After shouting Long live three times, Jia Amnesty got up and stood up on purpose. Braving the crime of disrespect, he secretly raised his eyes and glanced at the emperor. Immediately, he felt that his eyesight was the same as that of Sun Dasheng. Let go of every minute and look carefully, not even missing the tiny pores.

No matter how many times I watch it, it is still beautiful today.

The beautiful and delicate face not only does not show any femininity, but the proud and straight back, as upright as a statue in a Buddhist altar, is sitting motionless, with a kind of compassionate nobility.

This is the only reason why he insists on never being absent from the Grand Court Meeting in the three seasons of spring, summer and autumn!

The astonishment in Jia She's eyes has not faded away, and golden lights flashed in front of his eyes again--

"Ooooh oh oh oh oh, I'm going to finish smashing Xiezhi coins."

"Only Haechi coins are suitable for my boys. Flowers are too low. I have to study hard and try my best to earn Haechi coins for boys!"

"I really want to be judged in person, even if I die, I won't regret it!"

"Willing to fight for him for the rest of my life!"

"Hahahahaha, it suddenly occurred to me that the crime of molestation is only the crime of molesting women, and the object does not include men. While "Punishment Nine" is still collecting opinions, let's host it, and have a flair before you die. We will extradite you back to Interstellar!"

"It's so beautiful that you want to commit a crime!"

"..."

Although he couldn't understand those crimes, he still understood the word crime. For this, Jia She gasped in fright and turned off the Heavenly King of Songzi directly with his mind.

I thought I was ignorant enough, and praising the emperor was just a plain beauty, but I didn’t expect the young people in the universe to commit crimes directly. I feel like a bully in the pear garden fell in love with Huadan, and rolled up his sleeves on the spot to grab her. up.

terrible!

Jia Amnesty murmured in his heart, taking advantage of the time to start discussing politics, he slowly calmed down.On the other hand, because Jia She only cut off the link to his own sharing version, everyone saw the screen suddenly flicker and then went black!

Black, screen, gone!

The barrage exploded in an instant!

Emperors are not uncommon, there are many countries in the interstellar world, but a beautiful emperor who also gathers judicial, legislative, administrative, trial, supervision and other powers is one in a thousand, and it is rare to meet in a hundred years!Interstellar novels dare not write like this!

Due to the man-machine war many years ago, many ancient historical civilizations were destroyed, leaving only some materials stored in the network disk of the Earth people in the past, and they can still use technology to restore them. Most of them are about introducing harmony, and the rest are books. There are not many cultural materials.

In particular, the relics of ancient civilizations introduced in books have become legends.

"Losing money, losing money, losing money!"

"Cheat my feelings!"

"Breach of contract, I will sue you!"

"If you don't recover, I'm going to throw pottery!"

"I'm going, what happened? Is it black?"

"........."

Songzi Tianwang looked at the fission pottery fragments, and suddenly felt that his network connection was unstable: "Host, they have unlimited quantities of pottery fragments, but Xiezhi coins are obtained by answering exam papers! There is no comparison between the two! Now that you have been brushed negative, you..."

A host who cannot be threatened with death is too annoying.

Songzi Tianwang thought for a while with powerful data analysis, and said: "You have a lot of Xiezhi coins, and if you don't think about yourself, you can also synthesize a portrait of your grandmother as a souvenir!"

"You talk too much nonsense." Chou Ji said: "I didn't interrupt this, you go to Jia Amnesty."

"He cut off the Wi-Fi version link, why don't you broadcast some Rongfu's, at least save the life-saving fire first?" Songzi Tianwang had just discussed with Qiu Ji earnestly, and suddenly felt that he was fluctuating.

Then I heard Jia She, who was forced to shut down the phone inexplicably, said excitedly: "I will take you to visit the emperor!"

Everyone: "..."