Live broadcast of Jia Amnesty's counterattack daily

Xi Yuanzi, no, he has already made money from live broadcasting, so he is not afraid of thin skin if he is born twice and boiled three times.

Jia Amnesty clenched his fists, gestured a victory gesture with special vigor, and asked all the netizens to take screenshots as a souvenir.

Netizen: "...The big amnesty was born in the wrong age!"

"That's it!" Jia Amnesty snorted, turned around and went back to discuss with people how to lead them on the road to wealth.

Never expected that Jia She would be such a "do as the Romans do in the Romans" Master Shen Xi was stunned for a long time.

Jia Lianrao recited silently a thousand times in his heart: "This is dad, this is dad, this is dad, it's not worth it if he beats and scolds him, and he has to provide for the elderly!" The subtle and smug eyes wiped his face, and asked in a trembling voice: "Master, is there something dirty on my face?"

"No!" Jia Amnesty shook his head resolutely, looked at Jia Lian fixedly, and praised, "It's free if you look good!"

Jia Lian: "..."

Jia Lian knew that his father was not stingy, especially during the case of the divorce of Jia's family, he was taunted secretly: "Wei and Jin madmen." But he didn't expect his father to be beaten... The father who spends money like a waterfall will sell lamps on the street.

He didn't even mention the birth of nobles and grandchildren, even some capable merchants were reluctant to show their faces!

But his father's analysis was reasonable, his imagination was very serious, and he also experienced it himself, which made him a little bit unbearable to expose it. He didn't have much face anymore, and it would be okay to throw it away.

Not only Jia Lian was worried, but even Shen Xi, who had previously refused Jia's amnesty to spend money to prodigal, frowned, and began to reflect on whether he had done something wrong?

"Old Shen, let's work hard together!" Jia She said enthusiastically.

Shen Xi: "..."

With thousands of cobblers, standing on the shoulders of many wise people who seem to be as smart as Zhuge Liang, Jia She felt that he was smart. Facing the doubtful eyes of his two subordinates and his son, he did not explain too much, and showed the official authority of an adult. Let people obey orders: "You get rid of me, and the 45 taels of silver are gone again!"

Three people: "..."

Jia Lian pulled Shen Xi, who still wanted to persuade him, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Shen, anyway, the worst... The worst thing is that this lantern can be sold for twenty renminbi. Let him do whatever else he likes."

Shen Xi: "..."

"This government office is just empty shelf, no matter how bad it is, it won't be too bad."

Hearing this, Shen Xi slowly closed his eyes, and sighed: "That's right."

"So..." Jia Lian shrugged her shoulders and followed Jia Amnesty's command to find a venue and free good-looking collaborators.

Shen Xi's grandpa and grandson also continued to weave lanterns, making up a silent sentence asking God of Wealth to bless you!

In this way, the day came to the Lantern Festival amidst the uneasiness of everyone.

Not to mention the hustle and bustle of the Lantern Festival, everyone who was overwhelmed by Jia Amnesty's "45 Two Officials" felt uneasy.There is a saying: "In the windy night, there are thousands of flowers and trees, and the stars are like rain!" It means that there are countless lanterns, and there are countless lanterns!

To stand out from the countless beautiful lanterns and sell them at a sky-high price of 20 taels is simply...

Jia Lian looked at the bustling crowd under the stage with a disturbed expression, holding a lantern with only a few strokes and no other shapes in his hands, his nervous palms were sweating.

They rented a stand in the Xicheng Temple Fair, which was the busiest and busiest in previous years, and in his father's words, the most stupid and rich. They also rented a lot of artists from the famous Liyuan and Chunfang in the capital.

But standing on the stage and watching the merchants on the left and right put out all kinds of beautiful lanterns that are lifelike and vivid, they don't even have the courage to sell them.

Under the stage, Shen Xiao hugged the lantern and discussed with Shen Xi in a low voice with a red face: "Grandpa Shen, I'd better bring some to sell in the alley."

Shen Xi's painting hands trembled, and when he heard passers-by laughing again and again: "What kind of broken lantern is this?", he said firmly: "Just trust me once, anyway..."

Staring at the words he was ordered to write, "You don't pay for watching monkeys?", Shen Xi gritted his teeth: "Anyway, there is no other way but to trust him."

Shen Xiao: "Obviously we can still sell them for fifteen Wen, ten Wen each."

"But at least he can remember that you are hungry." Shen Xi rubbed Shen Xiao's head, handed the painted lantern to someone, and said, "Go and display it."

Shen Xiao remembered that his belly had become round after eating with people recently, so he nodded, bowed his head to work nimbly, and obediently placed the specially hand-painted lanterns on the spot one by one.

"Hey! You have the courage to put it out!" The lanterns along the way were exquisite and extraordinary, and such an ugly lantern suddenly appeared, and everyone couldn't help but stop to see who had the courage.

The lanterns put out are oval-shaped that can be seen everywhere. They are only pasted with a piece of white paper. Except for a few strokes on it, they don't even have the most basic festive meaning of the festival, just like the lighting lanterns used by ordinary people on weekdays.

Ordinary people can't see anything good about the few strokes of the painting, only that the little monkey painted is quite vivid.Then someone came up to ask the price: "Old man, how much is this?"

"Thanks to the inquiry, 20 taels, the same price."

"What?" The person who asked the price screamed, "20 taels?"

Shen Xi said with a stern look: "Exactly!"

The tourists who heard the movement were upset and shouted angrily: "Why don't you grab it?!"

"Business is all yours and mine's will, why do you want to grab a word?"

"I don't think this is selling lanterns, but selling people, right?" Those who gathered around to watch the excitement pointed to Jia Lian and Jia Qiang on the stage with a strange air, and said.

"If it really comes out to sell, it will cost me a year's private house, and I'm willing!" Someone in the crowd sighed with emotion.

Everyone: "..."

The two people on the stage are really good-looking.Under the Yiyi light, it looks as handsome as a jade carving, as if walking out of a painting.And not just one, two!

"Hey, old man, how much is the boy up there? I'll buy it!" Some rich dudes yelled one after another.

"I'll buy it! It's a unique way to come up with this method!"

"Go away, this beauty should belong to me!"

"........."

Seeing a group of dandies yelling and comparing each other, King Zhongshun, who had sighed and sighed before, sneered, patted the person who yelled the most, and said, "The two surnames above are Jia!"

"Jia?"

"It's that Jia!" King Zhongshun turned his eyes to see the panic of the crowd, and looked up the stage with puzzled expressions.

Except for large-scale activities such as guessing lantern riddles and poetry parties, who owns such a big stage?It happened to be just two of them, holding the lantern foolishly, without saying a word, the most terrible thing was the five big characters "Ying Tianfu First Lantern Festival" hung high in the center of the stage.

His emperor brother is not mad, his name is written upside down!

But he is happy to see it succeed, haha!

King Zhongshun, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, squinted his eyes and thought that before he left the palace, he happened to hear that his sixth brother brought his children out to enjoy family happiness, and now he happened to be able to see a good show.

This is the location of the most popular lamp city.

Today, who was being talked about, was gloomy, looking at more and more people crowding around to watch the fun, with murderous looks in his eyes.

The princes and princesses: "..."

Seeing the brothers and sisters who had taken a step back, the corners of the prince's mouth squirmed for a long time, and after typing several times in his belly, he opened his mouth cautiously, and said, "Father... Father, this..."

The crown prince Gu Ye had organized for a long time and just said three words before he was interrupted by crackling firecrackers and the happy sound of suona blowing.

"Snowflakes are falling, spring is here, beat gongs and drums and set off firecrackers..."

As soon as Jinjin raised his hand, he stopped the prince's unfinished words, stared fixedly at the stage not far away, and looked at Jia She, who was wearing an official robe on the stage.

Wear official robes!

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Jia Amnesty was immersed in the song and sang with the crowd: "... silver flowers and fire trees, let the world make Lantern Festival, let's make Lantern Festival!"

Unaware of receiving death threats from the Emperor's eyes.When the song was over, Jia She looked at the crowded crowd without any sense of depravity, and said forcefully with his head held high: "Everyone, folks, folks, good evening! Welcome to the scene of "Happy Lantern Festival Gala" produced by Ying Tianfu! "

Everyone: "Ying Tianfu?"

"Everyone says that being an official means having fun with the people!" Jia She flicked his sleeves, "Otherwise, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes! I can't sell sweet potatoes, Mr. Amnesty, so I can borrow flowers to present Buddha to have fun with the people! As the old saying goes, water Can carry a boat, and can also overturn it, the common people are the real parents! I, Jia She, licks the emperor's grace, and I don't know anything else, but I am extremely happy to entertain my parents in colorful clothes for my father and mother! I will send it to everyone today As soon as the banquet is held, I wish the Hua Dynasty a long life, may the emperor live forever, and may our families have a happy reunion!"

After finishing speaking, Jia Amnesty knelt down on both knees and saluted in the direction of the palace, with a shrewd look in his eyes.Who will dare to pinch him tomorrow?It's just that the emperor has bad intentions towards the Hua Dynasty!

Everyone: "..." Are they kneeling or not?

Before the common people got entangled, Jia She got up: "Now the party begins! Please enjoy the "Mother Kindness and Filial Piety" brought by Huadan, the head of Hechunfang. On behalf of Yingtian Mansion, I, Jia She, wish all families in the world happiness Happy, happy family!"

Everyone onlookers: "..."

Today, who is one of the audience, immediately whirled in his mind: "Caomin would like to write a book about his own experience!" His face turned green with anger, and he waved his hand to call the guards to stop him, and at the same time, the stage was already rapping.

"There is a person whose surname is Yang and whose name is Tianyou, the golden boy Linfan..."

Listening to the familiar "Precious Scroll of Yang Erlang Splitting the Mountain to Rescue His Mother", the onlookers couldn't help but pat their chests and sighed for luck.They have heard enough of the right and wrong of the Jia family.

Now silently breathe a sigh of relief.

The princes, who had been paying attention to the emperor's expression, saw that Longyan was calm, and stepped forward one after another, racking their brains to express relief.

The prince tried his best to smile: "Father, even though he has lost his official authority, he still enjoys the fun with the people. Jia... Mr. Jia can think of this, and it is really not easy to make fun of the people."

"Brother really deserves to be praised by the master for benevolence." The second prince Gu Jiong glanced at his elder brother with a worried expression.In his eyes, the eldest brother who became the prince because of his eldest son is too weak, too cowardly, and has no royal demeanor.

"Shut up!" Looking back at the second son, he said coldly, "Even he understands the principle that water can carry a boat and capsize it. Have you given your homework to the dog?"

Second Prince: "..."

Hearing the simple and vulgar accusations that are rare these days, the third and fourth princes laughed silently.

Today, looking back at his children, and looking at the jingling on the stage, he just felt a pain in his head, and waved his hand: "Go and have fun yourself. Be careful."

At the emperor's order, the younger ones saluted immediately and left without looking back.The prince looked at the frowning present, and said with concern: "Father, what's wrong with you?"

"Brother, what you asked made Royal Father feel uncomfortable." The second prince chuckled lightly, and said, "Royal Father, I just need to send [-]% of my troops to steal this stage."

"Second brother, remember, you are just a flat-headed prince, and you don't have any qualifications to mobilize military power!" Today's words are a bit lower: "Don't think of yourself too noble! In this world, there is no such thing as a dragon, a dragon, a phoenix, a phoenix, a mouse, and a child!" The burrow is more ancient and unchanging. My Gu family has only been rich for a hundred years!"

The second prince trembled when he heard the words: "Father, you..."

"Look at the Jia family, maybe you will be worse than him in the future!" Jin Jin said sharply, "At least he can see his status clearly!"

"Father, second younger brother," the prince said with embarrassment when he saw this, "Although Mr. Jia said he was a bit of a dandy before, but now that the prodigal son turns back, it really impresses us. Not only is he not arrogant and dissatisfied with the seventh rank when he becomes an official, he has not even become an official." It is a kind of good deed for the people to enjoy the show, which is unprecedented for Minchuang, outside of the opera garden, for free.”

"Yeah." Now nodded.In his opinion, Jia Amnesty is nothing more than crying poor and crying and not spending money in private, so he can only pull the banner of having fun with the people so that he can listen to the show.This people, but by the way.

However, not even a moment after this awareness flashed, he felt his face was swollen today.

I saw Jia Amnesty coming out again on the stage, standing in the center and happily saying: "Are you happy to hear it? If you are happy, clap your hands!"

There was thunderous applause all around.

Jia She said happily: "There is still the second half, now let's play a little game! What is the most popular game in Yuanxiao?"

Deliberately elongating his tone, Jia She looked at the crowd, pointed at the hanging lantern, and said.

The onlookers were also very face-saving, and they all shouted: "Guess the lantern riddles!"

"No!" Jia Amnesty shook his jade-like fingers: "That was in the past! Now I have the Lantern Festival Gala produced by Ying Tianfu. The Lantern Festival Gala produced by Ying Tianfu is the first in history. Fire stilt acrobatics... Oh, I won't talk about it, you can watch the next wonderful show for yourself! All in all, such a different party is the most sought after!"

Suddenly there was laughter from the audience.Some bold ones, such as King Zhongshun, immediately said loudly: "May I ask Mr. Jia, have you ever heard that Wang Po is selling melons and boasting?"

"Hi! If I hadn't studied badly back then, I would have to compose [-] poems and odes to praise myself in all aspects!" Jia Wangpo joked to herself, "But who told me not to study well?" Well, I can only let you boast! I have an exclusive lantern produced by Ying Tianfu under my stage. You can buy it according to your financial situation. After the show is over, you can vote for your favorite show. Let's see who it is The best vision! Finally, a lucky Lantern Festival winner will be selected from the people who voted for the "Most Popular Program", and they will receive a big gift package from Yingtianfu Lantern Festival Gala!"

Jia Amnesty clapped his hands, motioning for Jia Lian and Jia Qiang to come up.Pointing to the ordinary lanterns in their hands, he introduced: "This is the lantern produced by my Yingtianfu, 20 taels of silver each, don't shy!"

Everyone booed and choked in their throats.

"I have a total of 150 lanterns! It is a limited edition. Do you know who made each pattern? Zhuangyuanlang! Every picture, look at the lanterns all over the world. Is there any similarity? All of them are unique!" Jia Amnesty propagandized solemnly: "The most important thing is that I have stamped the official seals of all the masters of this lantern one by one, which means that I should respect the people like a father in Tianfu! Whatever happens in the future, no matter if it's chicken feathers or garlic skins, as long as it's under my Jia Forgiveness, within the jurisdiction of my Yingtian Mansion, within the scope of my county magistrate's duties, as long as you have a just cause and a grievance, even if you want to sue the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, this county magistrate will not blink an eyelid, and will never fear power!"

Everyone: "..."

"Good!" King Zhongshun applauded excitedly.He can meet his brother emperor. There will be three more memorials on the table in the future.

"So buy a lantern!" Seeing King Zhongshun's help in such a timely manner, Jia She climbed up the pole immediately: "I am pitiful for Mr. Yingtianfu. The backyard has a broken wall and a leaky roof. Cabbage is planted in the backyard. It all depends on the fast catcher Shen for 40 years." Japanese-made lanterns. So by the way, if you are able to read and write, you are welcome to apply for the job."

After finishing speaking, Jia Amnesty looked pitifully at the crowd again: "I can't contribute money for a lifetime, can I? Now that I have finally come up with such a double-edged sword, I hope you will support me."

After finishing speaking, Jia She blinked and signaled Jia Lian to go down to sell lanterns, took a deep breath, and said, "Before the other Huadans canvass for votes, I will offer a little piece of advice. I, Jia She, are also very important to many people." I'm an acquaintance, everyone knows that the only thing I can offer is--"

"Face and..." Jia She's eyes flickered, took the piano handed over by Jia Qiang, and looked at the crowd with affection: "Lantern Festival is also a time when talented scholars and beautiful ladies gather together. I will play "Phoenix Court" for everyone , I wish everyone can find a lover, raise their eyebrows together, and spend the rest of their lives hand in hand.”

Everyone: "…………"

Listening to the sound of the piano, which is no less than that of a luthier, not only the onlookers, but even the netizens on Xingwang were stunned.

Isn't Jia Amnesty synonymous with ignorance?

Just as the crowd continued to be confused, there was an extra monk in the crowd who was frowning and staring at Jia She on the stage, with obliteration in his eyes.