The school grass roommate is highly toxic

Chen Lin stared at the photo, then put it in his pocket, "Okay, I'll check it for you."

"Don't let the silly donkey know." Yang Xi said.

"Okay." After a pause, Chen Lin said with a half-smile, "He's a little naive."

"How about getting so close to that person? And chatting with him every day." Yang Xi pursed his lips.

"Okay." Chen Lin smiled, "He still has you? You are not a good person anyway."

"I'm still inferior to you in this regard. Will you take over the Cheng family in the future?"

Chen Lin squinted his eyes, "No accident, it should be."

"Accident?" Yang Xi shook his head amusedly, "Lin Chan is the only one who can make you have an accident, right?"

Chen Lin didn't speak, but shrugged.

"What are you going to do now?"

"Wait for a while, get him back after a while, let him do whatever he wants during this time." Chen Lin's eyes were a little dark.

"Ask me, why isn't your surname Cheng?"

Chen Lin pursed his lips, "Damn, the person who gave me my name when I registered didn't know the front and back."

Yang Xi, who thought he could hear a story about the persevering experience of the boss, "..."

It is because he thinks the world is too complicated.

When Lu Zhengzheng was browsing Weibo at night, he saw a joke. When a young online dating couple used Alipay to transfer money and the conversation soared to tens of thousands, the woman left the last sentence and never replied to the message. That sentence is "Mom mentally retarded".

Lu Jigong didn't care whether the screenshots were true or not, he couldn't stop laughing for a long time, and followed the routine with Yang Xi in the same way. Lu Jigong felt that he was not a greedy person, so he stopped when the amount was thousands of dollars, and looked at Yang Xi with a smile. , "Damn mentally retarded, all your money is mine."

Yang Xi smiled helplessly, and handed the wallet on the bedside table directly to Lu Jigong, "The password of all bank cards is my birthday plus 68, and now all my money is yours."

"..." Lu was actively confused by the development of the plot. He had previously reposted those Weibo posts that he hoped that Youhao would tell him the password of his bank card, but for real? excuse me?

Yang Xi possessed himself, stuck to Lu Jiji's ear and lowered his voice, "I have given you so many descendants, what else can't I give? As long as you want it, I will give it to you."

Lu Jigong always felt that there was an indescribable eroticism in these words, the old man blushed, and refused to talk to Yang Xi.

On the last day of the May Day holiday, Yang Xi’s friend’s studio had something to do, and Yang Xi went out after eight o’clock. Lu actively baked pies on the double bed alone, thinking that he would go to the last time tomorrow. Looking at those little kids at the teaching place, I can’t sleep now anyway, so I just got up and went to the supermarket.

Xia Suyang was also called out, and looked at Lu Jigong resentfully with a look of resentment on his face, "Can't you go to the supermarket in the afternoon?"

Lu actively patted Xia Suyang on the shoulder, "Wake up early to be healthy."

"Can't you be so philanthropic? I don't mind if you only care about your own health."

Lu actively smiled, "Didn't you hear what others said? One of the loneliest things is going to the supermarket by yourself. I pulled you out because I was afraid of the loneliness of this journey." Said in a tone of voice, "You should feel honored. When I am alone, I will think of you. This is not an honor that everyone has."

Xia Suyang's temples twitched, and he desperately resisted the urge to dance on Lu Jigong's grave.

Lu actively bought some snacks for the kids, but he didn't know what the kids like to eat, so he bought a lot according to his own taste. Xia Suyang frowned, "Isn't it unhealthy to buy these snacks?"

Lu Zhengzheng spoke eloquently, "The last time I went to see them, their snacks were all the kind of spicy sticks that cost one yuan and three bags. No matter how unhealthy these snacks are, they are better than spicy sticks."

For a moment, Xia Suyang felt that what he said made sense.In the end, the two of them also bought some small toys, jigsaw puzzles and Rubik's Cube. With two bags full of things, Lu Zhengzheng's chest was about to be burst by his own positive energy. Why is he so caring and so positive? ?

After shopping, it was past eleven o'clock. The two found a small Korean restaurant and ordered two servings of beef bibimbap to solve the problem of breakfast and lunch.

The business of this store is quite good, and the food is still not available for a while. While waiting for the food, Lu actively took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the two bags of things, and then posted a Weibo, "Go to see that tomorrow. A group of brats, hehehe."

Xia Suyang gave him a blank look when he saw Lu Jiji's Weibo post, "I really don't know what you are still talking about after buying a bunch of unhealthy snacks."

Lu Jigong's hungry stomach started to growl, and he drank a sip of the tea in the cup, which made his stomach feel uncomfortable, "You don't understand, I'm called spreading positive energy. You see, because of me, people who care about public welfare and charity will go back and forth. A little bit more, I also have a purpose in chattering. After all, you are not an Internet celebrity, and you don't understand our world." He said with a false sigh.

Xia Suyang gave Lu Actively a look, "Yes, you are right, I don't understand your world, I don't understand why you know that you are an Internet celebrity and post on Weibo and still do positioning."

"Damn it?" Lu Actively was a little confused, and hurriedly picked up his phone to read the Weibo, "...I just upgraded the version yesterday."

Xia Suyang looked at Lu Zhenggong speechlessly, "Damn mentally retarded."

Lu Jigong was about to refute when the phone rang, and it was Daxiong's call.Lu actively looked at Xia Suyang and smiled sweetly and shyly, "Yang Xi called, I'll go to the bathroom." After speaking, he connected the phone and went to the bathroom behind.

There was no one in the toilet, so Lu Jigong still found a cubicle to stay there, "Why are you calling me?"

"Where are you going to teach tomorrow?" Yang Xi sounded a little unhappy.

Lu actively thought about it before he remembered that he didn't seem to have told Yang Xi about it, "Ah, I forgot to tell you, yes I'm going tomorrow, do you want to go together? Xia Suyang also made an appointment with me."

So they all remembered to call Xia Suyang and forgot about themselves?Yang Xi rubbed his forehead, "You can talk about it when you come back, why did you post a location on the Weibo you just posted?"

Lu actively felt a little embarrassed, "I upgraded the version yesterday, and I didn't pay attention when I posted on Weibo just now. We...are not very popular."

"Delete it quickly, are you still eating there?"

"The meal hasn't been served yet." Lu Jigong's stomach groaned again as he spoke.

"Are you with Xia Suyang?"

Lu actively looked at the small advertisements of passionate young women and pure schoolgirls posted on the door of the cubicle and nodded, "Well, we are together."

"Okay, delete that Weibo quickly. I'll go back tonight and bring you some three fresh bean curds."

Lu actively responded happily and hung up the phone, obediently deleted Weibo, and reposted a message without location. By the way, he went to the bathroom, and when he opened the door of the cubicle, he was covered by a cloth with a pungent smell Mouth and nose, before Lu Jigong could see which grandson it was, his eyes darkened and he passed out.