The school grass roommate is highly toxic

Lu actively felt that the food he was chewing was a bit unpleasant.

After dinner, the eldest brother went to send Lin Chan back, while Lu Zhenggong and the third child went to the dormitory.Listening to the third child chattering and showing off all the way, he knew in advance that the eldest brother had found a boyfriend, and then started to complain about the fact that he was scrambling to choose a class, but he still didn't get that class.

Lu Jigong listened to each sentence without saying a word, a little dazed, just as the youngest was making complaints, Lu Jiji asked suddenly, "Is the school grass really together with the department flower?"

The third child was stunned, "It should be together, didn't they go to the movies tonight? The group of people who have a good relationship with Xihua also said they were together."

"Hmm." Lu actively nodded listlessly.

When the boss came back, the third child was playing games, and Lu Jigong was sitting at the table, not knowing whether he was in a daze or reviewing.

The youngest didn't even look at the eldest, "Why are you back? Not seven times a night?"

"Get out, what's on your mind all day long, we have to be spiritually in love."

"If you have the ability, don't eat meat in the future."

The boss ignored the third child and kicked Lu Zhenggong, "Let's go, accompany the boss to the supermarket."

Lu Jigong also couldn't go in for review, so he nodded and followed the boss out.

As a result, the boss went to the supermarket and only bought a pack of cigarettes and a box of jasmine mints.

"You still need someone to accompany you to the supermarket just for this little thing? Boss, why are you so sissy when you're in a relationship?"

The boss lit a cigarette, took a puff, "Seeing that you are not happy recently, the boss pulled you out to talk about life."

Lu's positive expression was a bit unnatural. What could I be unhappy about, but I was worried about failing the exam soon. "

"Really?" The boss raised his eyebrows with a cigarette between his fingers.

It was a cold day, and there was no one outside at night, and a few street lamps were faintly on.

Lu actively nodded, "Yes."

The boss didn't beat around the bush, and asked directly, "Because of the school grass?"

"No." Lu actively raised his head and shook his head quickly.

"Just break it up. I already knew that the school girl liked you. What happened to you two on the night of his birthday?"

Lu actively panicked but subconsciously retorted, "No."

The boss didn't speak, and looked at Lu Zhenggong quietly.

It took a long time before Lu actively lowered his head, speaking in a muffled voice, "Well, he said that night."

"How did you respond?"

Lu actively shook his head, "I... didn't respond."

"If you want to refuse, he doesn't know how to refuse?" The boss narrowed his eyes and looked at Lu Actively.

"...That's right."

"Don't you like him?"

"He's a man." Lu Actively didn't answer directly.

"Don't talk about gender?"

Lu Actively sat down on the edge of the flower bed by the side of the road, "I don't know...how could it be possible not to talk about gender?"

"If, if you were of different genders, would you agree to him?"

"Yes." Lu actively looked at the street lights.

"Then you can't cross the straight and curved hurdles? Do you want to cross?"

Lu actively smoked the second-hand smoke of the boss, his chest was tight, and after thinking about it, he could only answer truthfully, "I don't know."

"Then think about it carefully."

The two of them sat for a while, and Lu Jigong's nose was about to flow from the cold, so he got up and went back to bed together.

At night, Lu actively lay on the bed and couldn't sleep.

Do you like school grass?

Lu Actively is a little confused, how can I say that I have also been secretly in love with Lin Jingyue for several years, why am I still so confused about the definition of liking someone now?

Why is the school grass a man?Why are you just like yourself with a handle?

If the school grass is female...

Then I'm still worried, either I don't like it directly, or I chase after it myself. When I first fell in love, I felt that I had a good impression of Lin Jingyue. I don't care if I like it or not. If I have a crush, I will chase after it. Man, why are you so hard-working? For things, if you get along well, you can get along, and if it's not suitable, you can divide.

Do you have a good impression of the school grass?

Isn't this bullshit?I've had this dream several times. When he kissed me, my heart beats in a mess. If it's not considered goodwill, what is it?

But his mother's problem is that the school girl is a man, and I have always wanted to get married and let my wife give birth to a fat boy for fun.

Let alone whether the school girl can give birth to a fat boy for herself, if she really gets together with the school girl, her position on the bed will be completely different from what she planned in her life, and she will definitely be the one who is oppressed.Take a step back and don't talk about the bed, if my mother finds out, it will be a sure-fire beating. That would be a big deal.

The more Lu actively thought about it, the more painful it became, and he sighed faintly.

School grass, school grass, you said you like me, what else do you bring.

Lu actively turned over and suddenly remembered something.

Cao Nima, I am here sad and pregnant, thinking about the philosophy of life, the warmth and warmth of human relationships, and entangled in whether I should agree to the school grass, but does the school grass look like waiting for my answer?

Tonight the boss didn't pick up dinner and was busy watching a movie with Renxihua, didn't you hear what others said?The school grass is already with the department flower, how can I still think of myself.

Fuck, this man is really not a good thing.

A moment ago, he was still confessing to someone, but he turned around and fell in love with someone else.

I was panicked because of my first kiss, wait a minute, it wasn't my first kiss that day in the alley, the one on stage when I ate leek eggs was my first kiss, what a fuck, I was actually fucked by a man like him I took two bites.

Go fuck some eggs!

There are two or three days before the exam, and after the exam, we go back to each house and find our own mothers. I don’t believe that I haven’t seen each other during the winter vacation for more than a month. I still struggle with your crap every day.

On the day of the exam, Lu Actively saw the man who had been silent in his own world for half a century. The idea of ​​talking to him, when I was worrying about him, I might not know where he was happy.

In the end, after all the subjects had been tested, when I went back to the dormitory to pack up my things and was about to go home in the afternoon, the school girl really never took the initiative to talk to me.

can.

In the howling cold wind, Lu actively nodded, you really have backbone, boy.

Lu actively left the school without looking back, dragging his suitcase.

After sitting on the train for several hours, eating biscuits and watching several variety shows downloaded from the phone, I didn't enjoy myself, but was gulped down by the pair opposite who had been eating Zhou Hei Ya.

Resolutely resist the behavior of eating Zhou Hei duck in public, you say I will sit opposite you, everyone is also a companion for a few hours in the journey of life, don't say give me a duck leg, you can give me a duck neck to chew on anyway.

Tsk tsk, how else can we say that this society is indifferent and impersonal?

But it's good to go home, as soon as you enter the house, you will be greeted with warmth, and there will be... a person and a dog.

"Go to the living room and have a meeting, play with Ran Ran, and have dinner after your cousins ​​come back." Speaking of Lu's mother helping to drag the luggage back to the room, Lu actively squatted down and hugged his niece who was still in elementary school with one hand , and rubbed the dog's head with the other hand, "Silly dog, you have only seen me a few times, so just follow Ran Ran and rush at me."

The silly dog ​​howled a few times, and Lu actively hugged his niece and walked towards the living room. While walking, he squeaked at his niece's waist, laughing and making trouble near the sofa, so he bent down to let Ran Ran down.

Lu actively reached out and pinched Ran Ran's face, "Little piggy, you are on vacation so early."

"You're the little piggy, it's too early, it's going to be Chinese New Year if you don't let it go!"

"Where are your parents?"

"My lord went to the parents' meeting this afternoon to get the report card. Grandma said that you would pick me up first when you arrive this afternoon." When Ran Ran was speaking, her big watery eyes flickered, and Lu Jigong touched Ran Ran again. Ran's little braid, "Hey, hold a parent-teacher meeting, you are so naughty, why don't you open your ass when your parents come back?"

"Hmph! Your ass is just about to bloom. My grades are good, and I am the first in my age."

While talking, the silly dog ​​kept pawing at Lu Zhenggong's trouser legs.

Lu actively stretched out his hand to push the silly dog ​​away from him, "Who are you silly dog, what are you doing touching me?"

The silly dog ​​whimpered aggrievedly, with tears in his eyes.

Shagou is a male teddy, over one year old, very silly, and the key point is that he likes to act like a baby.

I went out to play once before school started and didn't take it with me. I didn't eat at night when I was wronged. As a result, when I left school, the silly dog ​​hid in the room and didn't want to come out to see me off.

Seeing the silly dog ​​like that, Lu Zhenggong's heart softened again. He hugged the silly dog ​​and rubbed it twice. Seeing that it was alive and kicking again, he resolutely threw it aside and ignored it, and took the remote control to tune the cartoon station for Ran Ran.

Lu Jigong and Ranran looked at the jailbreak rabbit with great enthusiasm, and felt that the frequency of the silly dog ​​touching his calf was a bit weird.

Lu actively looked down and almost kicked the silly dog ​​out. You said that you are messing with the air every day and I can bear it. Whoever gave you the guts is on me!

Thinking that Ran Ran was still by his side, Lu Jigong felt embarrassingly capitalized and bolded.

Lu Jigong had no choice but to pick up the silly dog ​​and bring him into his bedroom.

Throw it a plush toy from my childhood on the bedside table, and let it play by itself. If Lu actively stays in a daze, he will feel ashamed to watch it. What kind of dog does he agree with?

It is agreed that you should be sunny, handsome, smart and handsome?

Lu Zhengzheng turned around and left without hesitation, the silly dog ​​who was busy making toys didn't even look at him.

During the meal, Mother Lu and his cousin chatted about the recent situation, and asked themselves a question from time to time.

The sister-in-law smiled, "We Xiao Lu Yibiao is not bad in conversation and temperament, so he must be very popular in college, right?"

Before Lu took the initiative to answer, Lu's mother said, "He, is he still a good-looking talent? The bridge of his nose is like his father's, and he doesn't look handsome at all. Why did the pillar of such an important face project follow your father."

Father Lu ate silently without speaking.

"Are your roommates okay?"

"It's all good." Lu actively smiled.

"I think you haven't posted on Moments for a long time." Mother Lu continued to chat with Lu Actively.

"I've been busy preparing for the exam recently. I didn't go out to play or take selfies, and I didn't post on Moments." Lu Zhengzheng secretly rejoiced that he didn't teach his mother how to use Weibo, and fortunately everyone knew that his WeChat was for parents to read. That's right, otherwise it would be great to let my mother know about making fun of myself and the school grass.

"In this way, you have to study hard in college. I see that the young man in the photos you post every time you go out to play with you is quite handsome. Is he the school girl in your dormitory you mentioned?"

Lu actively pursed his lips, because he is a fickle person with good looks, so he hummed unhappily.

Lu's mother didn't pay attention to Lu's positive mood, and praised the school grass while eating, "This young man is tall and handsome. If nothing else, he has a handsome nose and a good character. I have given him several times. When Lu was on the phone, they were inviting Xiao Lu to dinner." As he spoke, he blamed Lu Actively, "Look at other people's behavior, and then look at you, and you will know that you are taking advantage of others."

Lu Zhenggong felt aggrieved, I just want to take some small favors from your son, but he is deceiving me emotionally.If I tell you the old man, he gnawed at me twice, and confessed to your son in an alley, made your son uneasy, and turned around to have fun with Xihua, I don’t think you can boast boast.

At that time, you will feel sorry for your son to death.

Lu actively babbled and ate his food, not daring to make a rebuttal.