The school grass roommate is highly toxic

On a dark and windy night, when the third child in the dormitory started snoring and grinding his teeth, Lu actively sent such a message to his buddy Xia Suyang.

"I think I can die."

Xia Suyang rolled his eyes, "Oh, I will burn your HELLOKITTY doll to you."

"Don't make trouble, I'm very negative now."

"Just let go if you have fart in your head, you talk too much."

Lu actively snorted and farted, "My roommate bought the same dress as me."

"What are you afraid of when you hit your shirt? You're handsome and you win."

Xia Suyang felt even more saddened when he comforted Lu Jiji, "It's my roommate who is a school grass."

"Oh, then give it up, it's just a piece of clothing."

Lu Actively felt aggrieved, and was just about to scold Xia Suyang for being prestige, when he received another message on his phone.

"Still asleep?" The message came from the school grass on the opposite bed.

Lu actively turned around and hugged his HELLOKITTY, "Aren't you asleep too?"

"I was going to sleep, but was woken up by your face."

"Yang Xi, do you believe that I beat you in the face so much that you dare not look in the mirror?"

"I mean the light on your face from your phone is kind of scary."

Without even thinking about it, Lu actively returned three smiling emojis, "The visual effect of slapping your face and feet can scare Max awake." After speaking, he locked the screen and went to sleep.

In the dream, Yang Xi knelt in front of her, hugging her thigh and weeping bitterly, "You are the most handsome active guy, I will never dare to clash with you again. I am overwhelmed." The whip raised its head to the sky and howled.

The next day, Lu Jigong was woken up by being poked by the clothes pole, and he shouted angrily, "What are you doing?"

Yang Xi poked it hard again, "Get up quickly, it's time for class."

Lu Jigong thought that this morning was the class of the old man of the director, so he didn't stay in bed anymore, and got up quickly.

When they rushed to the classroom, the director hadn't arrived yet, and as soon as Lu Zhenggong and his group sat down, the girl in the front seat turned around and made fun of it.

"Hey, I'm talking about the school girl, is this sweater you're wearing Lu Jijin's or a couple's outfit?"

The school grass smiled slightly, without the slightest embarrassment of bumping into shirts, "Couple outfit."

Lu Jiji rolled his eyes almost to the horizon, full of school grass ancestors.

As soon as I was about to exit to say hello, the director came in.

Lu actively pursed the corners of his mouth, put on his glasses, opened the book and held a pen, pretending to be a good student.

Then he took out his phone and looked at his crotch and sent a message to the school grass.

"School grass, let me ask you something."

The school grass glanced at the news and nodded.

"What do you think your roommate bought a dress that is the same as mine?"

"You don't really think that you want to wear couple clothes with you? Don't get me wrong."

Lu Jigong, who choked on a word, sent another smiling expression.

Immediately afterwards, the school grass sent another sentence, "The dress you are wearing is a bit different from the seller's show. It may not be that your roommate didn't recognize it as a dress."

Yes, Lu actively smiled back in anger, and nodded in satisfaction at what the school grass said, you said I'm ugly in clothes, right?

Before Lu actively replied, he was clicked by the director.

"The student in the fifth row who wears glasses, come and talk about your point of view."

Lu actively looked up at the empty blackboard, feeling hopeless.

I don't even know what you're talking about...

So Lu Jigong could only act like a real man, reaching out and taking off his glasses under the eyes of everyone.

Anyway, I'm not the classmate who wears glasses. I don't know who you call.

The matter on Lu's positive face has nothing to do with him.

Yang Xi looked at Lu Jigong and smiled, then stood up wearing his glasses, and answered the director's question fluently with a smile.

The director nodded, praised the school grass for letting him sit and looked at himself with a complicated expression.

Lu actively thought of himself as blind.

Everyone just felt that their eyes were indeed blinded.

Lu Jigong didn't dare to play with his mobile phone anymore, and fell asleep listening to the old man talking about Confucianism and Taoism.

The girl in the front seat turned her head and glanced at Lu Actively who was fishing. She couldn't hold back her laughter. She found a blind spot where the director couldn't see, put her phone there and turned on the front camera. She was just about to take an ugly photo of Lu Actively. She was kicked awake by Yang Xi, and the girl in the front seat immediately put away her phone, and gave the school grass a look of "You are too uncooperative".

Yang Xi pretended not to see it, and stared at Lu Actively, seeing how silly he opened his eyes for a while with all his strength, and started fishing again.

Yang Xi said coldly and softly, "The director just glanced at you."

After listening to such a sentence in a daze, Lu Jiji immediately shivered and straightened his body.It's no joke that the director's class is found sleeping.

Lu actively looked at the school grass gratefully.

Although the school grass is quite cheap, he is still very loyal.

When changing classrooms after class, Lu actively walked beside Yang Xi, grinning, "School grass, thank you for class."

"No thanks, you don't even know how ugly you are when you doze off."

Lu actively darkened his face, and the gratitude in his heart disappeared.

There was no class in the afternoon, and Lu Jigong was just thinking about going back to the dormitory to sleep in the afternoon to finish last night's dream when he received a message from the minister.

【Is Xiao Lu there? 】

[Well, what's the matter? 】

[The literature and art department in the academy is going to shoot a micro-movie to participate in the competition. The shooting starts today. I have already told them, you can follow up]

All kinds of excuses that can be rejected flashed through Lu Actively's mind for a moment, and after analyzing the value of this news point, he finally shrugged and replied,

【OK】

Although Lu Jigong's name is active, he is not so active in his life and work.

His ideal in life is to work in a small advertising shop near his own community, and help some third-rate hospitals to advertise some abortions.

Lu Jigong was not happy when he heard that, "Can you be more active? Be ambitious?"

Therefore, Lu Jiji's ideal in life has become to open a small advertising shop to help advertise abortions in third-rate hospitals.

At the beginning of college, he wanted to enter the technical department and learn some PS skills. Later, he heard that if the news department wrote a manuscript and posted it on the school outside the network, there would be a manuscript fee. One article was only one or two hundred, so he rushed to the manuscript fee without hesitation. After passing two rounds of interviews and one written test, I entered the most difficult news department in the courtyard.

After entering the news department and starting to write manuscripts, I realized how difficult it is to post manuscripts to the school outside the network!

Not to mention the off-campus network, the school network is not easy at all.

Although there are not many people in the news department, the school's news department is not a decoration, it is a department who is fighting for his job.

Lu actively settled down, he had to follow up on this matter.

This kind of manuscript can be uploaded to the school's intranet. If the micro-movie wins an award, it is also possible to write an external publicity manuscript, and it is also possible to go to the school's extranet.

This kind of manuscript fee is the entrepreneurial fund to realize the ideal in the future.

When he got to the shooting scene, Lu Jigong was dumbfounded.

In the middle of a group of people, there was a person wearing his own sweater of the same style, which was very eye-catching.The school grass is going to make a micro movie, but I didn't hear him say it in the dormitory!

Wait, the key is... Lu actively glanced at the interview outline listed in his hand.

This is not procrastination!beautiful!Is it a micro movie? !

Just as he was dazed, his hair was rubbed.

The school girl looked cold, "What are you doing here?"

Lu actively expressed his displeasure at being touched by Yang Xi, took a step back, and shook his hair again, before saying, "The minister asked me to come and find a news site to write a story."

Yang Xi nodded, glanced at the notebook in his hand, "Do you still want to interview?"

"Yeah." Lu actively nodded, and then asked maliciously, "Are you playing Xiao Gong or Xiao Shou?"

"You know quite a lot. I'll play the male lead and his buddies. Let's make some soy sauce."

Lu actively listened to it and couldn't stop regretting, "You are actually quite suitable to be gay." This appearance should be gay to grab a man.

"Huh? What did you say?" Yang Xi didn't hear clearly.

"It's nothing, let me ask you about the director?"

"There." Yang Xi pointed.

Lu actively nodded and was about to go there when Yang Xi stopped him, "Are you busy this afternoon?"

"It's nothing but interviews."

"Then wait for me and have dinner together."

Lu actively nodded, "Okay."

The director's name is Zheng Xuan, he is a sophomore senior, a tall guy with a height of 1.9 meters, a director majoring in choreography, and the director of the art department.

Lu actively followed the outline of the interview and wrote down a bunch of scenes in his notebook, then glanced at Zheng Xuan, wondering why such a man would only want to direct a pornographic film?

Zheng Xuan on the side looked at the screen and frowned.

On the screen, two men are tugging.

Lu actively asked, "Isn't it embarrassing to see two men like this?"

Zheng Xuan nodded, "Sorry."

Lu actively had fun, had a common opinion, and was about to have an in-depth discussion with the director, when Zheng Xuan exploded cursing.

"Hey, fuck me, where did you touch your hand!"

Lu actively looked over, but he was fine, so he just grabbed his wrist.

Zheng Xuanjian jumped over like flying, separated the two, and grabbed the man's hand and touched it himself.

Tsk tsk tsk, Lu actively pursed his mouth, it felt a bit like eighteen bans.Based on his ability to gossip with Xia Suyang for many years, Lu Jijin would dare to bet that the two of them have an affair.

Lu actively looked around, and the only one who could talk to him was the school grass.

Yang Xi's role hadn't come yet, so Lu actively leaned over while sitting beside her, "Do you think they have an affair?"

Yang Xi glanced at the pair of dogs and nodded, and said a declarative sentence, "I have an affair."

Lu Jiji smiled hehehe, "You know?"

"There was quite a lot of noise in their high school."

"Fuck, we've been together since high school?"

Yang Xi looked at Lu Jigong with a half-smile, "Hearing your tone seems quite envious, it's not too late for freshman year, why don't you hurry up and find one?"

"Fuck off, Dad, I want to date beautiful girls." As he said that, Lu Jigong bumped into the school girl's shoulder again, "Are you a high school student?"

"Ah."

"You all look pretty good in high school."

Yang Xi curled his lips, "The one with the best looks is in front of you."

Lu actively rolled his eyes, "You are the school grass, you are the most handsome, right? Just a little bit."

Yang Xi was about to tease something, when Zheng Xuan on the other end spoke, "Come on, hurry up and shoot the next scene first."

Lu actively and consciously retreated to the director's chair, but Zheng Xuan and the others were so tired of him that he ran to the side of the scene and stayed there.

Yang Xi has played a lot of roles, and he is a pair of good brothers with Xiao Gong in the play, a character with various divine assists.

Lu actively looked at it quite seriously, thinking while watching, the school grass looks so damn good-looking, not to mention anything else, the bridge of the nose is straight and straight.

And Lu Zhenggong's famous life saying is that with the bridge of the nose, there is the world. He is not bad in appearance, but the bridge of the nose is not enough to look heroic. Maybe it is because of this that he is always easy to become a girl's best friend. Lu Actively grows Sighed.