The History of God of War Tricking Dragons

God of War Li Xiao

Don't laugh when you look at your dead body

In Li Xiao's last memory, the mecha he controlled ran out of energy in space.

With the supply of oxygen stopped, he fell asleep in the universe with his mecha.

It's just that when he woke up again, decades had passed since the last dawn battle.

His body is placed in a crystal coffin in a museum for the world to admire, but his consciousness has been reborn in a seven-year-old child who was abandoned in an orphanage.

It's an incredible thing anytime you think about it.

Later, Li Xiao knew that the reason why the child in his body was abandoned was because he was born with mental retardation, and it was a very serious mental retardation.

Almost nothing but smirking, even in the orphanage, he has been bullied by other children for a long time.

But that was before Li Xiao took over his body.

Since the body of this mentally handicapped child belonged to Li Xiao, all the bear children in the orphanage had been subdued by him, and he had naturally become the leader of the orphanage, referred to as the king of bear children.

Its process was so counterattack that the entire staff of the orphanage was dumbfounded, and they could talk about it for many years!

Of course, he lived happily ever after in the orphanage for two years.

When he was nine years old, the "little" Li Xiao was taken home by the bachelor Anthony and became his son.

In fact, the name of the "little" Li Xiao at that time was not Li Xiao.

It's just that after he was adopted by Anthony, Anthony gave him a name exactly like the God of War.

The reason was that his adoptive father Anthony was the God of War Li Xiao's death!loyal!pink!

Anthony, Li Xiao's adoptive father, is also the current captain of the Blue Star Thorn Guard.

He is a soldier who has a persistent belief in protecting his own planet and worships the God of War "Li Xiao".

Uh, in fact, from the name he gave his adopted son, it can be seen how "blind" he is in worshiping the God of War.

Originally, Li Xiao was quite satisfied with the name Anthony gave himself.

After all, it is a name that has been used for 30 years in the previous life, and it will not feel strange at all to use it again.

But when Anthony took him very cautiously to look at the corpse lying in the crystal coffin, Li Xiao almost didn't laugh out loud.

Of course, at that time, he received a very "loving" kick from his father, as well as countless white eyes around him...

So much so that the current Li Xiao didn't dare to question the "God of War Li Xiao" at all.

Although he really felt that these "descendants" were thinking too much!

According to the history textbook, Li Xiao, the god of war, began to practice the dexterity of his brain and finger coordination before the Zerg invasion, which allowed him to be more integrated when operating the first generation of biological mechs.

In fact, Li Xiao just wanted to say that the truth is that he likes to play that enduring competitive online game, League of Legends.

Besides, didn’t teenagers at that time like that?

It's just that he is more addicted than others, that's all.

The history textbook also said how Li Xiao, the God of War, practiced desperately after being selected to operate the biological mecha, and how he counterattacked from the "crane tail" to the commander of the entire mecha team.

In fact, although these experiences are still a bit exaggerated, most of them are still true.

In that time period when life and death were changing rapidly, Li Xiao, like all the survivors, was struggling to keep a chance of survival.

The Earth Defense War lasted a total of ten years.

That is to say, in the past ten years, the relatives and friends around Li Xiao left one after another, and they entrusted their hopes and responsibilities for life to him.

So even though living at that time was more painful than dying, Li Xiao still survived strongly.

He also led his biological mecha troops to fight the enemy bravely, earning a life for the earth at that time and the current Blue Star.

These purgatory experiences transformed Li Xiao from a game-loving nerd into a true warrior.

A warrior who is not afraid of strong enemies.

But it's not just Li Xiao who has undergone such a transformation.

Almost all those who bravely killed the enemy in the Earth Defense War have such a transformation.

So in Li Xiao's view, the title of "God of War" cannot be given to him alone.

This should be the glory earned by all the warriors who sacrificed their sweat and flesh and blood for the survival of the earth.

As for what was said in the history textbook, the fact that he single-handedly saved the third prince of Di Naxing was purely a beautiful misunderstanding.

Anyway, Li Xiao's original intention at that time was not to save that ghost prince.

Saving him was just incidental.

And in his vague memory, the third prince seemed to be an annoying little crying bag...

But "Li Xiao" established his status as "God of War" because of this heroic deed that shocked the entire universe.

Regarding this, Li Xiao who picked up the "cheap" said that he is also very innocent and helpless.

I can only reluctantly contribute my own body for future generations to look up to ╮(╯▽╰)╭

However, if it was really because of this inexplicable "merit" that God gave him another chance to live another life, Li Xiao still "shamelessly" expressed his willingness to accept it.

After all, his only regret in his previous life was that he died too early...

Now, Li Xiao, who has been reborn, resumes his old career as if he was cheating.

He served in the Blue Star Thorn Guards for 12 years, he was like a fish in water, and he became the captain of the seventeenth team smoothly.

If there is no accident, after his father Anthony resigns from the position of captain next year, he, who is far ahead of other sub-team captains in various assessment tests, can take over his father's position and become the new captain of the Thorn Guard.

After becoming the captain, Li Xiao planned to find himself a daughter-in-law with big breasts, fat hips and thin waist.

Then give birth to a bunch of fat boys.

When I think of it, I will kick their fat buttocks one by one...

I really think that life is wonderful!

anyway.

With such a "huge" ideal in mind, Li Xiao walked shoulder to shoulder with the big man who challenged him just now, and came to the bathroom dressing room.

In the dressing room, Li Xiao hummed a little tune and took off his brown vest and shorts, revealing his tight but not exaggerated muscle lines.

Especially when a few beads of sweat slid down his back muscles to his buttocks, he was so sexy that he could directly take pictures and publish them in fashion magazines!

But at this time the big man standing behind him has no intention of admiring it.

He tiptoed to Li Xiao's back, and then shot like lightning!

Judging from his gestures, it seems that he is going to give Li Xiao a surprise neck twist!

however.

Just when the big man's hand was about to touch Li Xiao's neck, the brisk little tune sounded in shock!

He just felt a gust of wind rushing towards him, and immediately, his right wrist was firmly grasped!

"Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!"

The big man's eyes burst into tears, and he couldn't help crying: "Xiao, Xiao team, please, please let me go!"

Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, patted the big man's cheek with his free left hand, and said softly with a frivolous tone that could not be ignored: "Little Langdon, didn't I say that you are not allowed to use toilets and bathrooms?" Ambush me?"

What a tough guy.

Doesn't he know that his ancestors are Chinese, and he is a very shy male silver at heart?

It's uncivilized to fight naked with buttocks exposed!

As he said that, although Li Xiao still had a smile on his face, his right hand exerted a little force.

In an instant, the big man named Langdon was about to collapse to the ground in pain!

Langdon's nose and eyes were wrinkled in pain, and he hurriedly continued to beg for mercy: "Brother Li, Brother Li, Brother Li! You, you have a lot of adults, so let me spare you this time!"

Seeing that Langdon's pain was so painful that tears were about to drip on his arm, Li Xiao let go of his right hand holding his wrist with a look of disgust: "Little Langdon, run tonight, you add five kilometers."

After finishing speaking, Li Xiao stopped talking about the big man.

He picked up the towel, whistled in a good mood, and walked naked into the bathroom with the big bird.

There is no sense of shyness at all...

Standing in the locker room, Langdon moved his wrist that was about to be swollen, complaining bitterly.

"Hey, I can't get an anus from the front, and I can't sneak attack from the back. When will I be able to retire from the army smoothly!"

It is said that this big man nicknamed "Pure Man" has a full name of Langdon.Baker.

Before enlisting in the army, it was Li Xiao's childhood friend.

He is 28 years old now, two years younger than Li Xiao.

But ever since Li Xiao became Anthony's son and lived in their yard, he became the "excellent kid next door" in the legend of the whole yard.

Whether it was a battle of wits or courage, little Langdon had never won against little Li Xiao!

This not only made Langdon very aggrieved since he was a child, but also made his father, Old Baker, very annoyed.

So two years after Li Xiao joined the army, the old Baker sent the reluctant Langdon in as well.

And ordered him, no matter what aspect, as long as he can beat Li Xiao once, he can retire from the army.

Otherwise, I will be a soldier for the rest of my life!

Now, Langdon, who is already a veteran, has long since given up fighting wits with his brother Li.

After all, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind, he prefers to give play to his "strengths" and use the most manly and primitive way of fighting to decide the outcome.

Thinking this way, Langdon subconsciously bent his arm and made a standard movement of a strongman.

Looking at his plump and swollen muscles, Langdon felt that he was full of strength!

However, he soon became discouraged.

Because he remembered the tragic fact that he was single-handedly thrown out of the arena by his brother Li just ten minutes ago.

Langdon couldn't understand.

Why does his Li Ge's arms and legs, which are one size smaller than his, always burst out with astonishing power in an instant!

And that sharp reflexes at the limit, Langdon felt that this was simply unscientific!

Standing in the locker room, Langdon only felt sorry for himself for a while, and then pulled himself together to take off his clothes and serve the basin. With a sunny smile on his face, Langdon followed in strides into the bathroom.

Anyway, it's a long time coming to Japan.

Langdon, with a beautiful dream in mind, believes that one day he will be able to slap his brother Li's face with a slap!

Quack, this is really a thing that makes me feel very excited, pursued, and worth laughing at when I think about it!

Li Xiao, who was taking a shower in the bathroom, rolled his eyes when he heard Langdon's uncontrollable laughter.

Then he thought about it solemnly and silently, whether there should be an emergency assembly tomorrow morning, cross-country running and other training camps.

A little crazy!

But even so, Li Xiao is still in a good mood at this time.

My immediate boss is my father.

My subordinates are the "stupid kids next door" who can never beat me.

Such a life couldn't be more comfortable.

However, Li Xiao, who was extremely happy and sad, never expected it.

A week later, he will inexplicably become the fiancé of a silicon-based person because of his own name!

Since then, all the beauties with big breasts, fat buttocks and thin waists have disappeared.

He could only bitterly embark on a road of no return for molesting the iceberg and fire dragon...