Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again

rhubarb:"……"

Qiu Yanzhi couldn't help but dance with his hands and feet: "Did you see it just now? My mother's tears are like a faucet. They come out with a whiff, and go back with a whist. There are still details in place! By the way, is there any screen recording? Play it back for me! I want to watch my genius acting skills again... Is my acting skills killing those scumbags on those TV dramas in seconds? I am so fucking good, I should have It's not because of anything else, but because I have this ability hahahaha..."

rhubarb:……

Looking at Rhubarb in a daze, Qiu Yanzhi said: "Why are you so dazed, show me the screen recording quickly, this might be my debut work..."

Da Huangdao: "Our company has not developed a screen recording function at any time..."

Qiu Yanzhi was a little disappointed and curled his lips: "Tsk, it's at the highest level of technology in the world, and there's no screen recording... Your company's game is just so-so."

"So-so?" Rhubarb said sadly, "Take a look at this tree, this flower, this dog's tail grass, how can it be called so-so?"

Qiu Yanzhi shrugged, turned and walked back.

"I haven't played any other holographic games."

Rhubarb followed behind and chattered: "Then you'll know if you play other games. In comparison, our games are really the best in the industry. They are almost the same as the real world, okay? I'm not bragging. ..."

Qiu Yanzhi responded perfunctorily: "I know, I know, your company's games are the best and most powerful..."

Da Huang muttered in a low voice: "Strictly speaking, our company only has this game that is the best..."

Qiu Yanzhi smiled.

That being said, in fact, Qiu Yanzhi has never played other holographic games at all, but even so, he can still feel that the quality of this game is absolutely world-class, and it should even be the top of the pyramid.

Because this game is as realistic as the real world, sometimes Qiu Yanzhi was stunned, and when he came back to his senses, he would almost confuse whether it was a game or reality.

This sentence is no exaggeration. In order to enhance the player's sense of immersion, the model used in this game is the player's real data, which can only be modified and adjusted appropriately. The name is also the player's real name, and the details in the game will also be based on the player's identity. Information has been adjusted.

For example, Qiu Yanzhi's surname is Qiu. In the game, Qiu Yanzhi's father and family are also surnamed Qiu.

The most exciting thing is - this game can only be registered with an ID card, and it is a real 18. banned game.

After all, it is a holographic simulation game that focuses on love, and certain plots are essential when the love is deep.

Therefore, the game's privacy protection for players is also in place. Unless the player presses the emergency alarm, even the background staff of the game will know nothing about what happened in the game.

Among them, "rhubarb" is a yellow spherical object with wings, which is a non-living intelligent auxiliary tool in the game, used to assist players to complete the game.

In fact, Qiu Yanzhi has never been very interested in games, but when he entered the game, he was attracted by a 1D video with a duration of 25 minute and 3 seconds.

Five beauties of different shapes came into view one by one.

A talented singer with a gentle voice, an arrogant school girl from a poor family, a cold and violent withdrawn painter, a warm and sunny dog ​​student...

It's just that one looks better than the other.

It just so happened that Qiu Yan was an extremely vulgar Yangou, and as he looked at each other one by one, he couldn't move anymore.

Until the last man slowly opened the door and came over.

The sound of black leather shoes fell slowly on the marble tiles, and the man in a black haute couture suit slowly buttoned the cuff button on his left wrist.He raised his head, the graceful line of his jaw raised slightly, and on the high bridge of his nose was a pair of deep eyes like a cold pool.

He just glanced at Qiu Yanzhi lightly, and Qiu Yanzhi felt the fireworks explode from his ears.

Crackling, deafening.

Until the end of the playing video, Qiu Yanzhi couldn't get back to his senses.

He thought in a daze.

Sure enough, he is a person who can only be made by data. In reality, there is no one who can be so handsome.

Qiu Yanzhi's startled glance at that time made him lose his soul.

Rhubarb floated over to introduce the game to him barabara, but Qiu Yanzhi didn't even bother to listen.

Rhubarb: "...Probably the situation is as I said, since this game does not support simultaneous attack routes, you can first familiarize yourself with the five male protagonists, and then choose a single attack route after a month..."

"No need." Qiu Yanzhi interrupted him calmly, "I've already chosen the last one, He Zhou."

Rhubarb: "I still suggest you think again. You only have a superficial understanding of them now. You can gain a deep understanding of the character and background of the characters. It's not too late to make a decision. If you choose a single strategy route right now , If you want to change the character in the future, you will reshuffle the cards and start everything again."

Qiu Yanzhi raised his head and repeated: "It's him, it won't change."

for a long time afterwards.

Whenever Qiu Yanzhi thinks of his firmness and decisiveness at this time, he always regrets it in his heart.

Who would have thought.

President He Da has a golden ratio figure and perfect appearance.

In fact, he's just a big idiot with nothing in his skin.

But at that time, Qiu Yanzhi didn't realize how important the inside of a person is. He was such a superficial person, and he was fascinated by He Zhou's god-level handsome face that could make people blush, heartbeat and breathless just by looking at him. mind.

Rhubarb: "Okay, now you have three Huiyuan cards, you can come to the Huiyuan pool to draw cards. The Huiyuan pool is divided into six big pools, the first is a comprehensive pool, and the other 1 are individual character pools."

Qiu Yanzhi chose He Zhou's solo card draw pool without hesitation.

Even though Rhubarb repeatedly emphasized that the winning probability of SR in the single-player card pool is much lower than that in the comprehensive pool, and the SSR is as low as 0.001%, Qiu Yanzhi did not hesitate at all.

The first one, Qiu Yanzhi won the n card, which is the character card of the npc lady in the cake shop.

Looking at the card, Qiu Yanzhi frowned and asked Da Huang, "Isn't this Hezhou Kachi? Why is there someone else?"

Da Huang explained: "He Zhou's cards are limited, it is impossible to draw He Zhou's character cards every time, but if you work hard, there are actually quite a lot of He Zhou's R-level character cards."

"Then what is the use of this N card?"

"...You can get a Portuguese egg tart."

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

The second one, Qiu Yanzhi won the NH card, which is the card of the cashier in the supermarket.

Got a dinner greeting from the cashier.

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

In the third card, Qiu Yanzhi got another NH card of a supermarket cashier.

Got a lunch greeting from the cashier.

Seemingly aware of Qiu Yanzhi's frustration, Rhubarb comforted him:

"Don't worry, the Huiyuan card can be purchased through the virtual diamonds in the game. If you draw He Zhou's character card, you will unlock various levels of dating plots."

When Qiu Yanzhi thought of Hezhou's face, he felt his face was hot, and the deer bumped wildly. He said affectionately:

"How many diamonds do I have? Take them all! For He Zhou, I am willing to go bankrupt!"

Rhubarb looked happy: "Your current diamond balance is 0, but you can also get diamonds by recharging, and you can get a diamond for every RMB! You can draw a card with only 100 RMB, and the first charge is 1 Renminbi must get a Hezhou dating card! Isn’t it exciting to think so? Come and recharge!”

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

Qiu Yanzhi suddenly felt that his face wasn't burning anymore, and Xiaolu didn't bump into him anymore: "Oh, that's it, I'm retiring, goodbye."

Poverty makes me cold-blooded.

Da Huang saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly asked Qiu Yanzhi to stay: "Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! In fact, as long as we sign in every day, we will give away one every two days, and diamonds can also be obtained through daily tasks. of."

"And don't worry, even if you can't draw He Zhou's card, as long as you choose He Zhou, you will have He Zhou's love route. The cards drawn in the card pool are only sidelines and special plots."

Qiu Yanzhi finally relaxed.

Started the trip of the white whoring party and the Buddhist system.

Qiu Yanzhi got a lot of useful cards and useless cards in earnestly completing daily tasks every day.

It looks perfect, the only imperfection is that in the main plot, He Zhou's progress is about equal to 0.

After playing the game for a month, I only touched my little hand twice, but I didn't kiss her! ! !

and.

It was only then that Qiu Yanzhi discovered that He Zhou's temper was really bad, and his character design was really bad, no matter how handsome his face was, he couldn't help it... Qiu Yanzhi's enthusiasm for the game plummeted.

When he could only see the back of He Zhou leaving coldly in the main task for a week, Qiu Yanzhi even thought of retreating.

As a result, he just got the Huiyuan card that he got at the check-in, and he drew it casually.

The stars turn and turn and turn and turn and turn.

There is no flop of life or death.

Qiu Yanzhi waited for a full minute.

The card just turned over.

For a moment, the light is shining!Strange golden light burst out from the card! !

Rhubarb came over and shouted in surprise: "SSR card!!!"

Wait until the golden light finally dissipates.

Qiu Yanzhi looked at the cards and was stunned.

Rhubarb, an intelligent robot, trembled when he spoke: "...knot... a wedding card?!!!!"

Qiu Yanzhi picked up the card with trembling hands.

He saw a line of instructions written on the card.

Top limited wedding card.

After marriage, the hero He Zhou and the player can be required to fulfill their husband and wife obligations.

Qiu Yanzhi only felt his heart beating wildly.

...Is it the husband and wife obligation I... think?

For a moment, the thought of retreating disappeared.

Yes.

Qiu Yanzhi is so unscrupulous.

Qiu Yanzhi showed a kind smile on his face while recalling, at this moment, he suddenly saw He Zhou walking back towards this side, Qiu Yanzhi subconsciously took a few steps back before he had time to think about his body, hiding in the After climbing an extremely thick tree.

He Zhou looked a little hurried, looked down at the ground and looked around, as if he was looking for something.

And Qiu Yanzhi also rubbed his face, and after a second, it changed into the face of a distraught abandoned woman.

Unexpectedly, before Qiu Yanzhi started to perform, He Zhou had already stopped.

His eyes fell on the lawn beside the cobblestone road. In an instant, his expression softened. Then he squatted down and picked up the things carefully.

It was a somewhat worn silver bell.

When He Zhou's eyes fell, it was almost tender and gentle.

And Qiu Yanzhi, relying on his ten years of experience in watching dog-blood soap operas, suddenly smelled something bad.

At the same time, He Zhou's phone rang again.

Qiu Yanzhi was close to He Zhou, and the surrounding was very quiet, so close that he could hear the voice on the other end of the phone.

It was a gentle male voice: "Xiaozhou, I heard that you are married, congratulations."

He Zhou: "...Brother Qi Kang."

The man smiled: "Why haven't you called me a teacher after so many years?"

He Zhou pursed his lips tightly and did not speak.

The man was silent for a while, and suddenly asked very gently: "That person...do you like it?"

"I don't like it." He Zhou didn't even hesitate, and he answered simply.

At least you have to hesitate for a while, brother, isn't my hard work for such a long time fruitless?

"I'm going back to China tomorrow afternoon." The man said, "Can Xiaozhou pick me up?"

Can't! ! !Qiu Yanzhi yelled silently in his heart, he will go on honeymoon with Lao Tzu tomorrow morning! ! !The honeymoon location is all set! ! ! !The easternmost Hongming Island in the mainland! ! !I heard it is the most beautiful place in the whole game! ! !You can only go if you are married! ! !If you miss it, you will lose it! ! !

"Of course." He Zhou didn't even bat an eye.

Qiu Yan's heart turned cold.

Hastily pulled out Rhubarb and asked him with his mouth if he could go to Hongming Island alone?

The result was a negative answer.

Qiu Yanzhi's heart was completely cold.

My Hongming Island! ! ! ! ! !

He Zhou asks you to die on the spot.

It's fine to cheat, but you fucking dare to deprive me of my vacation! ! ! !

At this moment, He Zhou suddenly turned around, frowned, and shouted sharply, "Who's there!"

Qiu Yanzhi instantly felt his brain go blank, and he forgot to blink or breathe nervously.

Seeing He Zhou's footsteps getting closer, Qiu Yanzhi became nervous and called out tremblingly: "...Meow~"

He Zhou's footsteps stopped.

Qiu Yanzhi heaved a sigh of relief.

Make persistent efforts to imitate the cat meowing.

Just when Qiu Yanzhi was swelled to why he could even act like a meowing cat so vividly, he heard a bird song, and suddenly something fell on Qiu Yanzhi's head.

There is hair gel on the head, the perception is not very obvious.

But the experienced Qiu Yanzhi understood it in almost a tenth of a second.

That's... bird shit.

The so-called misfortunes never come singly, because Qiu Yanzhi is full of thoughts: "Fuck...fuck! I have shit on my head! I can't move! Why isn't He Zhou leaving?! Damn it! Why does this game have to be so realistic..." Suddenly, his left arm was grabbed by someone, and then the person turned him around forcefully, and said in a cold tone, "Why are you here?"

Qiu Yanzhi's whole body froze. He looked at He Zhou's icy gaze, and then thought of the lump of white bird excrement on his head that couldn't be ignored. The embarrassment of this moment almost made him lose his ability to think.

He opened his mouth slightly, and fixed his hands stiffly on his chest, ready to give a less stupid explanation for his current behavior.

However, when the first trembling tone came out of his throat.

He is defeated.

He was completely defeated, in a complete mess——

Because he uttered a faint, trembling...meow.

……

The air was quiet for a moment.

He Zhou's eyes gradually became confused.

Qiu Yan wanted to die.