The soul of the scientific research boss wears the fake second generation

Because of Cheng Yuan's poor user experience, Zhou Cheng optimized the AI ​​research assistant and added a note-taking function, which is unknown to those users who have just passed the kryptonite.

Even a normal person would never have imagined that the update speed of this AI research assistant would be so fast!

Those users who just bought lifetime memberships were happily enjoying the extremely smooth user experience, when the screen suddenly went black, they were taken aback, thinking that the server had crashed again, and Zhou Cheng doubled up again. He was planning to go to the 'homeland' to greet Zhou Cheng, but he saw the prompt of 'software is being updated'.

The update didn't take too long, and the progress bar only needed ten seconds from the beginning to the end.The users didn't even say a complete complaint, and saw the familiar interface. The difference is that there is a circle on this interface, and a pen is drawn in the middle of the circle.

Users went in curiously, and saw that the software automatically split the screen into two parts, one part can display papers, and the other part is just used to add notes, and the paper part can also be marked and modified on the basis of the original manuscript.

At the top of the note box, there was a private message, and users entered it curiously, only to be greeted with a mouthful of dog food.

Zhou Cheng said in the private message column, "I saw that the way of the little fool at home to read papers and take notes is very primitive. I heard the little fool said that other document management software is uncomfortable to use, so I edited one myself. I hope everyone can like it~ Function There are many, so I won’t describe them one by one, you can explore by yourself.”

This is definitely the most perfunctory developer ever.

Have you ever treated the gold master's father like this?

You update the software, but you don’t even give a basic function introduction, let the users figure it out by themselves, won’t your conscience hurt?

Users groped while complaining, and the more they used it, the more they felt that the lifetime membership they bought was worth it.

This note function is really delicious!

They thought they could only buy a document retrieval service for two hundred and four, but unexpectedly they also gave them a document management software with an additional 300GG of cloud storage space. The notes they took would be automatically saved to the cloud, and they could still switch to different devices. use.

Don't think that the 300G cloud storage space is small, it is for saving notes, only including text information and picture information, and there is no video, 300G is enough for one person to write for many years.

A Ph.D. has devoted himself to research for several years, and the doctoral dissertation he wrote is only more than 100 pages of A4 paper. If he uses the clearest picture format, he can barely write a word of about 300 megabytes. The cloud disk space is full, and the data volume of [-] doctoral dissertations has to be written.

Many scientific research bloggers have tested this newly launched notebook function, and then strongly promoted this AI research assistant on major media. In their words, this software is known as the most conscientious work among similar software. A search engine with super aggregation capabilities, and a very intelligent and user-friendly note management software with cloud notes. Take one function out of these three functions, and you will not lose money if you spend 240 yuan to buy it.

Then soon another scientific research blogger came out and said, "God zc is really conscientious, do you really think that the note-taking function can only take notes? You use that to write papers, and the automatic typesetting and formatting when citing Good-looking batch, this one can also automatically recognize the format requirements of the downloaded journal, use the quill to click on the downloaded journal, and you can save the format of that journal, after writing, use the quill to edit the paper yourself Just click in the box, and the format will be arranged, and you don’t have to be bald because of formatting again!”

"Am I the only one who discovered that this note-taking software comes with a scientific drawing function? There are all kinds of board-style diagrams, and the part-time job is a fool's operation. After selecting the data, you can draw quite beautifully without using your brain." the picture."

"Why does no one say that this note-taking software can automatically identify English grammar mistakes and provide a polishing function. When I was just taking notes, I wrote a common English noun with a wrong collocation. As a result, the software automatically marked it in red and reminded me The pop-up window shows those collocations that native-speakers are used to, which is really powerful. After I finish writing a sentence, it can automatically recognize the meaning of the sentence and provide some sentences that others have used, which looks very advanced... …Using this software, you can learn English while writing, and I just finished writing an initial abstract, and I feel that my academic writing ability is much more authentic.”

Talents from all walks of life are discussing the latest functions of the AI ​​​​research assistant on the Internet. A fan organized these functions that have been discovered in a document and posted it on the top Weibo. This Weibo was quickly re-liked. Thousands.

Cheng Yuan didn't pry out a detailed instruction manual from Zhou Cheng's mouth. Zhou Cheng blocked Cheng Yuan's mouth with the excuse of 'I'll give you a surprise'. In fact, it was because this software was developed based on AI artificial intelligence. Yes, Zhou Cheng didn't know exactly how far he would be intelligent.

Artificial intelligence is to artificially create an intelligent tool to replace people and accomplish things that people want to do but don't want to invest energy to do.

In other words, artificial intelligence is to help humans streamline the workload, so that humans only need to complete the most important and most irreplaceable functions.

Cheng Yuan explored the functions of the AI ​​research assistant alone, how can a group of people explore quickly?He clicked on the homeland and checked the real-time hotspots, wanting to see what sand sculpture netizens are paying attention to, and then found that #AI研究参考用指南# was actually ranked in the top three hot searches, so he clicked in to have a look, good guy, netizen They have discovered so many functions, he moved his fingers, forwarded the instruction manual summarized by netizens, and then tried them one by one. As expected, he found a new continent, and he ran away. Ask Zhou Cheng to take the initiative to praise, "The translation of this note function is also very easy to use! When I just wrote, I found that I had a lot of language problems, and there were many inappropriate words. After seeing the software to correct the errors, I still I went to the Collins dictionary to look it up before I figured it out. Makoto, you have developed this function really well."

Zhou Cheng thought for a while in a daze, does the AI ​​research assistant still have this function?It seems that he added the 'check' command in the source code, but he never encountered this software prompting him to write a wrong paper, so he didn't pay attention.

Seeing that Zhou Cheng didn't respond, Cheng Yuan deliberately shook Zhou Cheng and asked, "Why, don't tell me you don't know this function." He looked at Zhou Cheng with suspicion in his eyes.

Zhou Cheng smiled awkwardly, "There is such a function, which was developed a long time ago, but I don't usually use it, so I forgot about this function. I didn't expect you to like it so much."

Cheng Yuan gradually became expressionless, and after a while, he said sourly, "You are so beautiful, you stand out from the rest of the world! Netizens are all boasting about your function in their homes, saying that you have it This software can even waive the retouching fee of the thesis, but you said here that you don’t use this function at all... You cook today’s meal, and you wash the dishes. I’m so angry that you don’t have the energy to cook and wash the dishes .”

Zhou Cheng: "..."

Since when has it been so annoying to be honest?

He is really telling the truth!

Cheng Yuan, who was hit, sat back in front of the computer and was angry for a while, then turned on the computer to study.

Reading the paper made him calm.

Reading papers made him ascetic.

Before the start of the new semester, the time and place of the IPV7 meeting were all finalized. After academician Chen Xiangyang asked Wu Qun to contact Zhou Cheng, he also bought Zhou Cheng a plane ticket to Moxico.

The plane landed at the Red Square Airport. This airport, which has witnessed the glory of a superpower, still looks magnificent, but the details are hard to hide the dilapidated appearance.

Zhou Cheng looked at the city carefully, and it wasn't until he entered the hotel where he was staying that he realized that Academician Chen Xiangyang's face was a bit unhappy, and he asked, "What happened?"

Academician Chen Xiangyang covered his mouth with his fist and coughed, "The main advantage of our previous promotion of IPV7 was network security, but recently the Bald Eagle has joined forces with Sunset, Falanxi, and the two large rural areas in the Pacific Ocean. It is said that the IPV7 construction equipment issued by us has serious defects. They have established an investigation team. Before the investigation is completed, the Pollen Group cannot carry out any actions in the field of IPV7 construction. This is very detrimental to us. I just saw Goose Maosi I have already contacted with Low-pass. Low-pass has always wanted to grab the order of Huafen Group. I am afraid that this time I paid a lot of money. The network framework construction engineer of the fruit ecology was also present. The previous plan was obviously changed. And the only one who is eligible to change is the host Goose Maos."

"Friends? Benefits."

Zhou Cheng frowned and thought for a while, then asked Academician Chen Xiangyang, "Can we set up an investigation team like the Bald Eagle, and directly press the pause button on all possible competitors. They freeze one of our rows, We will freeze all the rows in their hands. Fruit Ecology and Low Pass want to come in to stir the water, let them stir, and see who will break whose leg in the end."

Academician Chen Xiangyang frowned fiercely, and asked, "This kind of serious defect can't be groundless. The current equipment of Huafen Group has been optimized very well, but they found technical loopholes in the equipment produced before. You can be sure. Find loopholes from low-pass, fruit ecology, and Ericsson?"

"I don't believe they don't have loopholes, but I can't stay here anymore, I have to go back and find it, there are too many restrictions here. You delay as long as you can, don't let the final hammer come down, I will contact the pollen group, I believe that the Huafen Group must be preparing countermeasures, please wait for my news."

That night, Zhou Cheng left Moxico because he was unwell and needed to go back to China for medical treatment. He bought the latest flight back to China, landed in the mountain city, transferred from the mountain city, and went directly to the pollen laboratory in Hangzhou.

The Huafen Group is indeed preparing countermeasures, but they are not as bold as Zhou Cheng.

What the Huafen Group wanted was to wash away all those "criminal crimes", but what Zhou Cheng thought was that since someone wanted to play black tricks, let's play it together and see who beats the other to death first.

You took our pawns by improper means, and you still want to continue to play this game of chess with a smile?It's a good idea, let's get rid of your car, gun, and general first.